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Chapter 171 What is Shark Fin Fried Rice!

Chapter 170 What is Shark Fin Fried Rice!

"It seems that my problem is not small!" Li Songling looked at Su Ze in surprise, not understanding why he was gnashing his teeth so suddenly.

Su Ze nodded, "Of course, I hate people like you!"

Li Songling was surprised, "Why?"

Su Ze looked dissatisfied, "Let me tell you, I saw someone with a car and a bungalow, and I was envious of him from the bottom of my heart. Do you think I am wrong in pursuing a happy life?"

"Who said it's wrong for you to pursue happiness, we can pursue happiness, and so can you!" Li Songling persuaded him.

Su Ze nodded vigorously, "I must be happy!"

"Correct."

"I have to start a business, I have to make a fortune!" Su Ze regained his energy.

"Ok."

"I want to have a good body first!"

"Well, yes, the body is the capital of revolution!" Li Songling nodded in agreement.

"Fortunately, I don't drink big wine." Su Ze said.

Li Songling agreed: "That's good, there's nothing wrong with it!"

"I don't play mahjong." Su Ze said again.

"it is good."

"I don't like playing cards."

"Ah."

Su Ze frowned slightly, and sighed lightly: "I just smoked a little bit more."

"Oh, love to smoke."

"Later, I watched a health program on TV, saying that smoking is harmful to health and can lead to sudden death." Su Ze looked worried and worried.

Li Songling nodded, "Yes, smoking is bad."

"It scared me!" Su Ze patted his chest and said seriously: "I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, starting from here..."

"Quit smoking?"

Su Ze stomped his feet, "I won't watch this show anymore!"

"Hahaha——" The audience burst into laughter. The TV program said that smoking is harmful to health and can lead to sudden death. If I don't quit smoking, I don't watch the program instead. Isn't this deception!

But he still said it with a serious look!

So funny!

Li Songling was also speechless, "Quit the show, what do you think?"

Su Ze took it for granted, "For my health!"

This made many people laugh, and the audience's eyes lit up, full of anticipation for this program.

In fact, when Li Li said that Su Ze had a partner just now, many viewers were still a little bit drummed. Would having one more person disrupt Su Ze's rhythm?When two people talk about cross talk, will it be like traditional cross talk?

But now, everyone's doubts and worries dissipated.

From Li Songling's "That's a good wish" to the unsalty but just-right pick-up in these few lines of dialogue, the audience realized that this is a reliable flattery!

And this "Happy Childhood" must be a good work!

In the auditorium, a spectator's palm was already red. This person was none other than the young man who was listening to cross talk in Liuyun Teahouse two days ago. His name was Huang Baiqiang.

Huang Boqiang is a white-collar worker in a state-owned enterprise. He is an older single youth. He usually lives a nine-to-five life. It is hard work, but boring.

Watching sketches and listening to cross talks are his favorite entertainment activities.

The last time he was taken to Liuyun Teahouse by his old colleagues in the company, he met Su Ze by chance and heard the cross talk Su Ze talked about. After returning, he found sadly that he could no longer listen to other people's cross talk!
Moreover, in the past two days, he really wanted to hear Su Ze's cross talk again!
He clearly knew that "Comedy Star" would be broadcast after a few days of recording, but he just couldn't wait for those few days. He got a ticket through his old classmate at Beijing TV Station and came to the scene.

Waiting and waiting, finally came the cross talk between Su Ze and Li Songling.

To his delight, this cross talk titled "I Want Happiness" is no worse than the last time he heard "My Life"!

"I went to eat. There is a Guangdong morning tea next to our community. Do you know what Guangdong morning tea is? It's a very expensive restaurant called Guangdong morning tea!" Su Ze talked about his meal.

It's just that this explanation of Guangdong Morning Tea amused many people, and Li Songling shook his head with a smile, "I've never heard of it before."

"I also want to eat well, why should I just pass it up with a simple meal?" Su Ze looked dissatisfied, and slapped the table, "Pa, take out 100 yuan!"

"So many!" Everyone was taken aback. For a breakfast of 100 yuan, how big a pile would you have to buy? Can you eat it all?
Su Ze frowned, "They said, I'm sorry, sir, I don't sell half portions!"

"Hey - 100 yuan is only half a share!" The audience laughed, as if they saw Su Ze holding 100 yuan to pretend to be a force but to be despised.

Su Ze was not convinced, "This won't work, I went again at noon, I still sat there, and I still asked the waiter, come here! Is there any lobster?"

"lobster?"

Su Ze pretended to be a waiter again: "Oh, sir, yes."

"Is there a two-foot-long lobster?" Su Ze's tone was harsh, and he looked like he was in need of a beating, and the word "find fault" was written on his face.

A two-foot lobster?I'll go, your lobster is a master!
Which restaurant can have a two-foot-long lobster?

Never seen it, never heard of it!
However, what surprised the audience even more was the waiter's words, "I'm sorry sir, there are no two-foot ones, there are two-and-a-half-foot ones!"

"Hahaha——" the audience laughed, but Su Ze snorted twice: "What kind of broken restaurant, there are no two-foot-long lobsters, give me a plate of shredded potatoes!"

"Oh, I'm going, I'm so shameless!" The audience was almost defeated by Su Ze's shamelessness.

Just now, I paid a lot of money and shouted to eat two-foot-long lobster, so I was discouraged, and I ate shredded potatoes instead?
What a thick-skinned Su Ze, without changing his face, he talked about other things: "How can I be happy? A car came by, rushed, and passed by in no time. The rain from the first day splashed water all over my body. He I drove away, my body was wet, and I was so angry, drink, you are amazing, you, you are amazing when you drive a big car? Didn’t you teach you five things and four beauties when you bought the car? Don’t you just have an extra cover than a tricycle? You? You think your driving status is high? Huh? You are a hooligan after being educated, do you know that?"

I talked about a few unlucky things, and then talked about going to eat by myself. This time, instead of eating lobster for breakfast, I changed it to shark fin fried rice.

"A bowl of fried rice with shark's fin at 80 was brought out once. I searched for it with chopsticks, but I couldn't find the shark's fin after searching for 10 minutes."

"Bring me the cook!"

Here comes the cook, fat man. "What are you doing?"

"Let me ask you, I paid 80 yuan for fried rice with shark's fin, but I couldn't find the shark's fin after 10 minutes. Can you tell me where the shark's fin is?"

"My name is shark's fin, and I fry the rice."

"Pfft—!" This stalk made many people laugh so hard that they couldn't straighten up.

It turns out that shark's fin fried rice means... fried rice with shark's fin?
This chef is too funny!
This shop is too dark!
This Su Ze is too unlucky!

However, Su Ze's unlucky incidents were not limited to these one or two.

"I'm a very self-respecting person. Stand up, run to the bathroom, stand in front of the big mirror, and the water sprays your face
Wet, and said to myself in the mirror, Su Ze, I admire you, with your spirit of striving to become stronger.It will definitely make a piece of spring.You will succeed.You will succeed, I wish you happiness, you will be happy! "

"Yes! You must have fighting spirit!" Li Songling nodded in relief.

Su Ze also nodded, "Turn around and come out, stand at the door of the bathroom, feel much calmer, a man came out from the right bathroom."

Su Ze was taken aback for a moment, and the audience also stared.

Ok?
male?Right?
Damn it, the audience immediately understood, you just entered the women's restroom!
"I can't take it anymore, really, Su Ze's cross talk is too funny!"

"Hahaha, an old man muttered madly in the women's toilet for a long time. If someone is going to the toilet, I don't know how to be frightened!"

"It's so funny, this cross talk is really funny!"

"I think it's even better than "Happy Childhood"!"

"I really didn't expect that Su Ze's cross talk is so good!"

"Haha, Daniel and A Liang are about to cry. Originally, they were the only ones who talked about cross talk in "Comedy Star", and there is no way to compare their performances. Now that Su Ze is here, they are directly compared!"

"Daniu and Ah Liang are going to cry badly."

"Who is this teaser? He speaks very well, and he is very comfortable, unlike some teasers who only care about stealing the limelight with teasers."

"I don't know where Su Ze found this buddy, but I have a hunch that this buddy is going to be popular!"

"By the way, at the beginning, Su Ze said that this fancier used to talk about cross talk in some teahouse..."

"Liuyun Tea House."

"Yes, yes, go and see it when you have time!"

Huang Boqiang, who was sitting in the crowd, couldn't help but feel a little proud when he heard the voices of discussion around him.You haven't heard Su Ze talk about cross talk in the teahouse, have you?Dude has heard of it, and there are a few encores!
I've heard Su Ze sing, heard him speak Guankou, and even sang operas!

A sense of pride naturally welled up in his heart, and for a while, Huang Boqiang felt that his compulsion had improved a lot.

And Huang Xiaoxia and the others in the background, just like last time, laughed and admired and envied at the same time.

This week, they racked their brains to think of a lot of plots, and changed the script again and again. Objectively speaking, their performance in this episode is of higher quality than all their previous works.

However, compared with Su Ze, it pales in comparison.

"Teacher Su is too bullying..." Daniu and A Liang wanted to cry but had no tears. Originally, cross talk is not as good as a sketch, and the ranking of the two of them has always been very low. This is because some reasonable audiences know that cross talk It's not easy, it's a vote of affection.

But as soon as Su Ze came, he used cross talk to amuse everyone. Didn't this tell others clearly that cross talk is not funny, but that we don't know how to talk?

"Mr. Su, Mr. Su, why don't you sing your song well, why are you attacking us..." Daniel said brokenly.

A Liang was even more mournful, "It always feels like we are going to be eliminated..."

Lao Long and Song Pingping gloated, "Haha, it's a good thing Su Ze is talking about cross talk, I hope he won't come to perform sketches!"

(End of this chapter)