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Chapter 176 Scolding You in the Way of Cross Talk!
Chapter 170 The sixth is to scold you by talking about cross talk!
When the cross talk comes to this point, everyone can tell that Su Ze is definitely not apologizing!
At first, there were some specious meanings, but now, everyone no longer doubts it!

Su Ze didn't apologize or compromise. Even in the face of Internet trolls, even if there are seniors in the cross talk circle criticizing education, he is still the Su Ze who dares to act and insists on himself!

It doesn't matter who you are, since you scolded me, I will scold you back!
And I don't just open my mouth to scold you, I want to scold you with cross talk!
"I'm very busy at work every day, and I'm dealing with such a boring person like you, how can I serve the people, how can I go against the three vulgarities?" Su Ze slapped his chest loudly, with his head held high, with a look of arrogance Ang looks like he has made a great contribution to the country and the people.

Li Songling couldn't stand it anymore, "Which unit do you belong to?"

Su Ze poked his neck, "Is it okay?"

"Ask what you do for work!"

"Pooh--!"

"Are you crazy? What do you mean?"

"I just saw you, they have already seen it, I often think about it..."

"What are you thinking?"

Su Ze's face was full of hatred, "Man, why are you so self-respecting! I am also very anxious in my work unit. Many people are not doing their jobs properly. Ah, there are many deviations that need me to correct!"

"What's the matter?"

"In the unit, take a phone, talk there with a mobile phone! You are a little busy, mobile phone, what is the mobile phone for?"

"Why?"

"Why did you invent the mobile phone?"

"why?"

"The purpose of inventing the mobile phone is to let you realize the four modernizations with it!"

The audience in the teahouse burst into laughter. These people were able to listen to the cross talk at the moment when Su Ze was sprayed, and they all really liked and supported Su Ze. Seeing Su Ze laughing and mocking on the stage, they felt refreshed Endless!

Su Ze's cross talk and three customs?
Not educational?

Too rubbish?
Okay, then what you mean is that cross talk should educate people!

Then I will talk about the need to educate people. In your opinion, not only cross talk needs to educate people, but also movies and TV shows, as well as singing and opera, computers, mobile phones and cars. Can it be recognized if it can improve people's livelihood?
Su Ze pretended to be annoyed: "It's fine if I'm not a scientist. If I were a scientist, I'd research a new mobile phone, so you can't chat!"

"how is it like?"

"The mobile phone must be big first, so big, like a moon cake box. It can't be opened in the pocket. Second, it's connected by a cable, so it can't be moved on the table. After this research, the society has progressed again." Su Ze said, while He also gestured to show how serious and serious he should be.

The audience are all listening to the music, they can't put it in their pockets, they have to be connected by cable, what kind of mobile phone is this, it's clearly a wired phone!

Seeing the audience laughing, Su Ze got angry, "How can you laugh at me? Against me? You are simply a group of vulgar people!"

"Why are you so vulgar?" Li Songling asked with a smile.

"It's too vulgar! To improve your taste, you must be elegant. Remember, Tianwang is full of fat but not greasy!"

"Hahaha--"

The audience who are watching the video can also see that the cross talk is here, according to the model of TV series and movies, it is basically about to reach a climax!
I'm afraid it's time for Su Ze to fire!
Sure enough, after talking about the mobile phone, Su Ze started talking about other things.

"I often think that when I walk on the street, the people I meet make me feel blind."

"Why don't you like it?"

"Some people go out on the street wearing tank tops and shorts. Are you human? Others come out in pajamas and pajamas. They don't respect themselves. Look at the swimming pool, and they are all wearing swimsuits! Are you shameless?" Su Ze gritted his teeth, heartbroken.

"Nonsense!" Li Songling said, "Are you swimming in a padded jacket?"

"It's too vulgar to show your arms and thighs. Are swimsuits not made well now?"

"what happened?"

"Swimsuits used to be demure, how nice!"

Li Songling nodded, "That's true."

"In the past, you could only see the buttocks by peeling off the swimsuit; now you can only see the swimsuit by peeling off the buttocks. It's too vulgar." Su Ze said while patting the table, as if he was run by a civilized inspector.

But what he said in a serious manner made the audience in the teahouse laugh heartily, and the video was full of hahaha laughter, even the person who took the video couldn't help it, hey Hehe couldn't stop laughing, and the video camera shook because of it.

Before watching the video, some netizens couldn't help but comment below.

"Hey, it's so fun. In the past, you can only see your butt when you peel off your swimsuit, but now you can only see your swimsuit when you peel off your butt. It sums it up perfectly!"

"Haha, isn't that the case!"

"Attention upstairs, you are a three vulgar!"

"Hahaha, I'm sorry I was wrong, I repented, and I want to fight against the three vulgarities together with Brother Su!"

……

At Fan Xiaoqiang's home, he was lazily lying on the sofa, drinking tea and listening to a little song. Today, he educated Su Ze on Weibo, and his reputation rose because of it. Fans on Weibo increased by more than 1. Xiaoqiang is in a good mood.

What happened to "Comedy Star", I am as famous as I am without you!
I not only want to be famous, but also punish you!

Su Ze, Su Ze, I also blame you for being unlucky, and even more so for offending my Junior Brother Feng San, so I can only use you for surgery!
After this incident, my prestige in the hearts of cross talk fans must have greatly increased, and I will contact a few TV stations later, participate in a few programs to show my face, maybe I will be able to apply for the Spring Festival Gala program!As long as I can be on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala again, the popularity, prestige, status, and money will come rolling in!
Fan Xiaoqiang was thinking about his beautiful life when suddenly his phone rang. Fan Xiaoqiang opened it and saw that it was a private message on Weibo sent to him by one of his loyal fans.

"Teacher Fan, something is wrong! Su Ze is swearing!"

Su Ze?curse?Fan Xiaoqiang was taken aback, what's the matter, didn't Su Ze just apologize during the day?The attitude is very good, why are you scolding people again?

Fan Xiaoqiang sent a question mark in the past. This is how he usually communicates with fans. After all, he is also a person with status. He should maintain a sense of mystery and reserve in front of fans. Although he should not be indifferent, he should also be polite.

"Mr. Fan, look at Su Ze's Weibo. There is a new video on his Weibo called "I want to fight against the three vulgarities"!"

"What's the matter?" Fan Xiaoqiang wondered, he already knew about the update video of Su Ze's Weibo, and someone @ him when Su Ze's Weibo was just updated, but he hadn't watched it yet.

He is also going to drink a cup of tea, enjoy it, and then watch Su Ze's apology video, and then drink tea and listen to music, so as to make this feeling of refreshment and happiness last longer.

But now, it seems that something unexpected happened?
"Mr. Fan, do you think it's an apology video? Oh, it's not at all. It's a cross talk between Su Ze and Li Songling, mocking what you said!"

ridicule?

what happened?

Fan Xiaoqiang didn't reply to that person, and quickly went to find Su Ze's Weibo, clicked on the video, and watched it with his mobile phone.

"Sometimes a lot of things are unpredictable. You still think about how to stop chatting on your mobile phone, and sometimes you receive some boring text messages on your mobile phone. Yellow text messages, so boring!"

"Why do you mention this? What if you wind it up?"

"Have you received your cell phone?"

"No one is guaranteed to receive it."

"Read it?"

"Then you have to watch it when you receive it."

"Tell me about it?" Su Ze smiled shyly.

This shameless appearance made the audience laugh, and Li Songling gave him a contemptuous look: "Do you know that I don't spread this?"

Su Ze's face immediately became serious, filled with righteous indignation, he pointed at Li Songling bitterly and shouted: "It's too vulgar. You actually look at it, are you a human? You've fallen, you've fallen, remember, you need Someone leads you out of the quagmire. If you take a step further, you will be shot immediately, and if you take a step back, you will be released on medical parole!"

"Hahaha——" the audience roared with laughter.

Even reading a text message has become vulgar, depraved, and that's not counting, but he is going to be shot and released on medical parole?
I went, this is too exaggerated!

It's so fun!

"I admire this cross talk! It's much funnier than "I Want Happiness" performed on "Comedy Star"!"

"Of course, this is Weibo, so there is no need to have any scruples. After all, "Comedy Star" is a TV program. Even if it is Su Ze's cross talk style, we must grasp the scale and not go too far!"

"It's fun! Haha, I was wondering if Fan Xiaoqiang had seen this cross talk, and if so, what expression would he have? Isn't his face purple?"

Fan Xiaoqiang's face was not purple, but he was livid with anger. Su Ze's jokes slapped him on the face like slaps.

"I'm here to fight against the three vulgarities. I'm sitting here, and a text message comes from my phone: I really want to take a walk with you."

"My fire came up. I am a pure and pure person. I am synonymous with chastity, virtuousness and virtue. I follow the chastity archway wherever I go. I never do outside work, you know? My son goes to Can I do that in the first day of junior high school? I hate it so much that I can’t help it. It’s too erotic to want to take a walk with me. After the walk, I eat, and after I eat, I go home and sleep. It’s too vulgar .I can't spare her!"

Sending a text message about taking a walk under the moon before the flowers becomes pornographic, especially with Su Ze's "mouthful nonsense" expression, it seems full of irony!
Is this three vulgar?
This is clearly the norm of life!

If I talk about cross talk and some humorous jokes that are very common in life, is it vulgar?Then you tell me what is not vulgar?

Still criticizing and educating me on Weibo?And also hired cyber trolls to hack me?
Okay, since you dare to do it, don't blame me, Su Ze, for being rude!

"So well said!"

"Hahaha! Brother Su is mighty!"

Su Ze's fans were delighted to hear that, and saw that the number of Su Ze's Weibo fans, which had been declining, started to reverse again, and went up!

(End of this chapter)