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Chapter 179 Crazy Jiangyu!
Chapter 179 Crazy Jiangyu!
Chapter 170 Nine Irritable Jiangyu!
Hearing this voice, Su Ze was shocked, "Jiang Yu?"
Suddenly, Su Ze remembered the days when he was tortured by Jiang Yu, and then wondered, why did she call at this time?
Ever since Su Ze left the house, Jiang Yu also found a reason to move away from the house. The two of them had no contact in the past ten days, and Su Ze didn't want to have too much involvement with this weird girl.
This midnight...
Huh?wrong!
Jiang Yu said he was in trouble, did he mean...
"What do you mean?" Su Ze asked.
"Are you embarrassed to admit it? I heard that the Beijing TV station almost disqualified you from participating in "Comedy Star". Although it didn't make such a decision later, the TV station still stipulated that you are not allowed to talk about cross talk. Don't tell me you still I don't know about it!" Jiang Yu said with a smile.
"How did you know?"
Su Ze asked in surprise, the decision made by the capital TV station at the meeting overnight, he himself, as the person involved, only just knew about it, how did Jiang Yu, who is far away, know about it?
Jiang Yu smiled: "You don't have to worry about it, I just want to ask you, what are you going to do?"
"What else can I do... play a sketch!"
Su Ze replied that he didn't worry about how Jiang Yu knew about this. He realized when he saw Liu Yan and Jiang Yu knew each other. Jiang Yu's identity was definitely not just an ordinary little actor. I asked Liu Yan during the chat, but Liu Yan didn't say anything.At that time, Su Ze felt that he and Jiang Yu would not have much communication, so he didn't ask much.
But now, no matter how Jiang Yu knew, since he had already called, there was no need for him to cover up or talk coldly.
"Is there a suitable script?" Jiang Yu asked.
"Sister, I just got the news and haven't made up my mind yet..."
"Tch~ Aren't you very smart and talented? It is said that you wrote Huang Xiaoxia's "Happy Childhood" in half an hour!" Jiang Yu laughed, no matter how it sounds, it sounds a bit cheap and ironic.
"Hey, you even know this?" Su Ze was surprised, and then he laughed: "Do you have a crush on me and secretly follow me?"
"I have a crush on you! I just think that you are a good person, bah bah bah, I made a mistake, you said that cross talk is not bad!" Jiang Yu shouted.
"Okay, so you called me in the middle of the night to tell me, you are my fan, will you support me? I received it, thank you, good night..."
"Good night, my sister, good night, my mother is looking for you for something else..." Jiang Yu.
"If you have something to say, hurry up and let your fart go!"
Su Ze found that as long as Jiang Yu was not in his house, he was simply a hooligan, with foul words flying around, and he could lead people astray without knowing it.
"Hey, there's just something that I'm too embarrassed to tell you..." Jiang Yu stammered inexplicably.
"If you're sorry to say it, I'll hang up..."
"Don't don't!" Jiang Yu said quickly: "That's it, I want to ask you, since you are going to perform a sketch, then your previous cross talk partner will not work, right? You must need a new partner, right?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" Su Ze asked.
"Then do you have a sketch partner now?"
"What do you think?" Su Ze said angrily: "I just got the news, where can I find a partner, let's talk about it tomorrow... Hey, you ask me this, do you want to introduce someone to me as my partner?" partner?"
"So smart!" Jiang Yu said with a grin.
"Who is it? Is it reliable?" Su Ze raised his spirits.
"you guess!"
"Could it be some kind of skit big guy?"
Su Ze couldn't help thinking about it. With Jiang Yu's identity and ability, maybe he could find him a professional sketch performer as his partner.
"Hey, it's not that famous!"
"If it's someone from the sketch performance studio, someone with some experience in sketch performance is also fine!" Su Ze took the second best, saying that he was not demanding.
"Hey hey, it's not..." Jiang Yu couldn't stop laughing.
"Sister, I can't guess, just tell me..."
"Then you're fine!" Jiang Yu restrained his laughter, and said in a serious tone: "That person is me!"
"Uh..." Su Ze almost suffocated, then he laughed and said, "So it's you..."
"How about it, okay?" Jiang Yu looked forward to it.
"Good night!" Su Ze hung up the phone directly, what the hell is going on, although I don't have high requirements for my partner, but not everyone can do it, okay?I have a good script for you to mess around with on stage?Not only will it kill me to participate in the competition, but even this work will be ruined by you!
"This girl is calling to tease me on purpose, I must find a chance to take revenge on him some other day..."
Su Ze muttered, and was about to lie down, when the phone rang again, and it was from Jiang Yu.
Ignore it, after a while, the ringing stopped.
However, before Su Ze could breathe a sigh of relief, the phone rang again, and it was Jiang Yu.
He directly refused to answer, but the phone rang again soon.
What a girl who is inseparable from each other... Su Ze took a deep breath, connected the phone, and said quickly before Jiang Yu could speak: "Jiang Yu, what do you mean by letting people sleep well? You are fine in the middle of the night." What did I call, did I know that I was unlucky, and I was very happy to deliberately disgust me, okay, I am too lazy to talk to you and hang up!"
In one go, without a single punctuation mark!
Hang up the phone directly after speaking, cool!This time, the phone did not ring again.
Little boy, you still dare to fight with me, with your half-star fighting power, I will crush you a hundred times in a minute, my lord!
Su Ze was full of confidence, and she covered herself with a quilt and went to sleep contentedly.
"Clap clap-"
"Clap clap-"
The next morning, Su Ze woke up to a series of loud and hasty knocks on the door, no, it sounded more like knocking on the door.
"This early in the morning, who is it..." Su Ze rubbed his eyes and muttered. The hotel he lived in was not far from Huang Xiaoxia's house. Could it be that Huang Xiaoxia and the others came here early in the morning after getting the news?
But hearing the knock on the door, why does it feel like someone is chasing after him...
"Here we come!" Su Ze wrapped his pajamas around him and went to open the door. He was afraid that if the guy outside the door patted on him for a while, the door of the hotel would fall apart.
"Don't knock! You can ring the doorbell! I won't be able to compensate you for breaking the hotel door..." Su Ze opened the door while muttering, but he hadn't had time to see the people outside the door clearly , I saw a fist quickly zoom in before my eyes, and then hit it directly!
Snapped!
"Ouch!" Su Ze screamed, and hurriedly covered his eyes, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw a long leg in black stockings raised his knee and pushed hard towards his abdomen!
"I'm going to murder!"
Su Ze let out a strange cry, quickly moved his body to one side, dodged the fierce blow, then stretched out his hands, grabbed the arms of the person in front of him, and swung them violently!
"what--"
A girl's scream sounded in the room, followed by a "Bang!"
Coincidentally, that figure was thrown to the bed not far away by Su Ze, and lay on it all at once.
"Ahh! Su Ze! You're dead!" The girl screamed again, and at this moment, Su Ze had the time to open his painful eyes and look at the past, and then she saw a familiar face - furious Jiang Yu got up from the bed and rushed towards him with his teeth and claws!
"Damn it! Jiang Yu! You're crazy!" Su Ze didn't have time to think about why Jiang Yu appeared here, because the girl's hands were straight at his face and grabbed Su Ze. The appearance of disfiguring and not giving up.
"What are you going to do?" Su Ze stretched out his hand quickly, and grabbed Jiang Yu's hands tightly again, but this time he didn't dare to throw them out again.
I threw it out in a hurry just now, because I didn’t see the person clearly, so I threw it out in a moment of annoyance. Now that I think about it, I’m glad that Jiangyu landed on the bed instead of a table or stool, otherwise it would be a bad thing if it was smashed out. .
"Ahhh, I'm so mad!" Jiang Yu's hands were held by Su Ze, unable to move, he raised his leg to kick Su Ze.
"Jiang Yu! You are crazy! Come to me early in the morning, and do it without saying a word. Believe it or not, I will throw you out of the window!" Su Ze yelled.
But Jiang Yu ignored him at all, still struggling hard, and tried to kick Su Ze with both legs, and kept shouting: "Su Ze! I will kill you! I will kill you!"
Su Ze twisted his body and dodged left and right, avoiding Jiang Yu's legs, but his eyes were burning hot again. Su Ze became impatient for a while, stretched out his hand to hug Jiang Yu, and screamed at Jiang Yu's screams. He threw her on the bed with a sound, then grabbed her arm with both hands, pressed her leg with one leg, and pressed her whole body on Jiang Yu's body.
"Su Ze! Let me go! I'm going to kill you! Ahhh——you let me go!" Jiang Yu screamed angrily, unable to move his hands and legs.
"Am I stupid? Should I let you go and let you beat me to death?"
Su Ze scolded: "Jiang Yu, are you crazy, you hit me when you meet, do you know that if I didn't close my eyes in time, I might have been punched blind by you, you know? Did I eat your food? Demolish your house? Hit your family? "
"Ahhh—I'm going to kill you—" Jiang Yu didn't answer Su Ze at all, and was still struggling and shouting.
Naturally, she was not as strong as Su Ze, and she couldn't move her hands and legs, but Jiang Yu was not a vegetarian. Seeing Su Ze's arm in front of her, she stretched her head, opened her mouth, and bit it directly!
"You are a mad dog!" Su Ze was bitten, and he withdrew his hand in pain. Jiang Yu took this opportunity to reach out and grab him again.
"I don't believe I can't cure you!" Meeting such a crazy woman early in the morning, Su Ze was also angry, and grabbed Jiang Yu's hand again and pressed her tightly.
"Ah!" Jiang Yu repeated his old trick and wanted to bite Su Ze's arm again!
His grandma's!
Su Ze's heart skipped a beat, he bent down directly, stretched out his head and pressed down on Jiang Yu's face!
"Well--"
The next moment, Jiang Yu's mouth was directly bitten by Su Ze!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 170 Nine Irritable Jiangyu!
Hearing this voice, Su Ze was shocked, "Jiang Yu?"
Suddenly, Su Ze remembered the days when he was tortured by Jiang Yu, and then wondered, why did she call at this time?
Ever since Su Ze left the house, Jiang Yu also found a reason to move away from the house. The two of them had no contact in the past ten days, and Su Ze didn't want to have too much involvement with this weird girl.
This midnight...
Huh?wrong!
Jiang Yu said he was in trouble, did he mean...
"What do you mean?" Su Ze asked.
"Are you embarrassed to admit it? I heard that the Beijing TV station almost disqualified you from participating in "Comedy Star". Although it didn't make such a decision later, the TV station still stipulated that you are not allowed to talk about cross talk. Don't tell me you still I don't know about it!" Jiang Yu said with a smile.
"How did you know?"
Su Ze asked in surprise, the decision made by the capital TV station at the meeting overnight, he himself, as the person involved, only just knew about it, how did Jiang Yu, who is far away, know about it?
Jiang Yu smiled: "You don't have to worry about it, I just want to ask you, what are you going to do?"
"What else can I do... play a sketch!"
Su Ze replied that he didn't worry about how Jiang Yu knew about this. He realized when he saw Liu Yan and Jiang Yu knew each other. Jiang Yu's identity was definitely not just an ordinary little actor. I asked Liu Yan during the chat, but Liu Yan didn't say anything.At that time, Su Ze felt that he and Jiang Yu would not have much communication, so he didn't ask much.
But now, no matter how Jiang Yu knew, since he had already called, there was no need for him to cover up or talk coldly.
"Is there a suitable script?" Jiang Yu asked.
"Sister, I just got the news and haven't made up my mind yet..."
"Tch~ Aren't you very smart and talented? It is said that you wrote Huang Xiaoxia's "Happy Childhood" in half an hour!" Jiang Yu laughed, no matter how it sounds, it sounds a bit cheap and ironic.
"Hey, you even know this?" Su Ze was surprised, and then he laughed: "Do you have a crush on me and secretly follow me?"
"I have a crush on you! I just think that you are a good person, bah bah bah, I made a mistake, you said that cross talk is not bad!" Jiang Yu shouted.
"Okay, so you called me in the middle of the night to tell me, you are my fan, will you support me? I received it, thank you, good night..."
"Good night, my sister, good night, my mother is looking for you for something else..." Jiang Yu.
"If you have something to say, hurry up and let your fart go!"
Su Ze found that as long as Jiang Yu was not in his house, he was simply a hooligan, with foul words flying around, and he could lead people astray without knowing it.
"Hey, there's just something that I'm too embarrassed to tell you..." Jiang Yu stammered inexplicably.
"If you're sorry to say it, I'll hang up..."
"Don't don't!" Jiang Yu said quickly: "That's it, I want to ask you, since you are going to perform a sketch, then your previous cross talk partner will not work, right? You must need a new partner, right?"
"Yes, what's the matter?" Su Ze asked.
"Then do you have a sketch partner now?"
"What do you think?" Su Ze said angrily: "I just got the news, where can I find a partner, let's talk about it tomorrow... Hey, you ask me this, do you want to introduce someone to me as my partner?" partner?"
"So smart!" Jiang Yu said with a grin.
"Who is it? Is it reliable?" Su Ze raised his spirits.
"you guess!"
"Could it be some kind of skit big guy?"
Su Ze couldn't help thinking about it. With Jiang Yu's identity and ability, maybe he could find him a professional sketch performer as his partner.
"Hey, it's not that famous!"
"If it's someone from the sketch performance studio, someone with some experience in sketch performance is also fine!" Su Ze took the second best, saying that he was not demanding.
"Hey hey, it's not..." Jiang Yu couldn't stop laughing.
"Sister, I can't guess, just tell me..."
"Then you're fine!" Jiang Yu restrained his laughter, and said in a serious tone: "That person is me!"
"Uh..." Su Ze almost suffocated, then he laughed and said, "So it's you..."
"How about it, okay?" Jiang Yu looked forward to it.
"Good night!" Su Ze hung up the phone directly, what the hell is going on, although I don't have high requirements for my partner, but not everyone can do it, okay?I have a good script for you to mess around with on stage?Not only will it kill me to participate in the competition, but even this work will be ruined by you!
"This girl is calling to tease me on purpose, I must find a chance to take revenge on him some other day..."
Su Ze muttered, and was about to lie down, when the phone rang again, and it was from Jiang Yu.
Ignore it, after a while, the ringing stopped.
However, before Su Ze could breathe a sigh of relief, the phone rang again, and it was Jiang Yu.
He directly refused to answer, but the phone rang again soon.
What a girl who is inseparable from each other... Su Ze took a deep breath, connected the phone, and said quickly before Jiang Yu could speak: "Jiang Yu, what do you mean by letting people sleep well? You are fine in the middle of the night." What did I call, did I know that I was unlucky, and I was very happy to deliberately disgust me, okay, I am too lazy to talk to you and hang up!"
In one go, without a single punctuation mark!
Hang up the phone directly after speaking, cool!This time, the phone did not ring again.
Little boy, you still dare to fight with me, with your half-star fighting power, I will crush you a hundred times in a minute, my lord!
Su Ze was full of confidence, and she covered herself with a quilt and went to sleep contentedly.
"Clap clap-"
"Clap clap-"
The next morning, Su Ze woke up to a series of loud and hasty knocks on the door, no, it sounded more like knocking on the door.
"This early in the morning, who is it..." Su Ze rubbed his eyes and muttered. The hotel he lived in was not far from Huang Xiaoxia's house. Could it be that Huang Xiaoxia and the others came here early in the morning after getting the news?
But hearing the knock on the door, why does it feel like someone is chasing after him...
"Here we come!" Su Ze wrapped his pajamas around him and went to open the door. He was afraid that if the guy outside the door patted on him for a while, the door of the hotel would fall apart.
"Don't knock! You can ring the doorbell! I won't be able to compensate you for breaking the hotel door..." Su Ze opened the door while muttering, but he hadn't had time to see the people outside the door clearly , I saw a fist quickly zoom in before my eyes, and then hit it directly!
Snapped!
"Ouch!" Su Ze screamed, and hurriedly covered his eyes, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw a long leg in black stockings raised his knee and pushed hard towards his abdomen!
"I'm going to murder!"
Su Ze let out a strange cry, quickly moved his body to one side, dodged the fierce blow, then stretched out his hands, grabbed the arms of the person in front of him, and swung them violently!
"what--"
A girl's scream sounded in the room, followed by a "Bang!"
Coincidentally, that figure was thrown to the bed not far away by Su Ze, and lay on it all at once.
"Ahh! Su Ze! You're dead!" The girl screamed again, and at this moment, Su Ze had the time to open his painful eyes and look at the past, and then she saw a familiar face - furious Jiang Yu got up from the bed and rushed towards him with his teeth and claws!
"Damn it! Jiang Yu! You're crazy!" Su Ze didn't have time to think about why Jiang Yu appeared here, because the girl's hands were straight at his face and grabbed Su Ze. The appearance of disfiguring and not giving up.
"What are you going to do?" Su Ze stretched out his hand quickly, and grabbed Jiang Yu's hands tightly again, but this time he didn't dare to throw them out again.
I threw it out in a hurry just now, because I didn’t see the person clearly, so I threw it out in a moment of annoyance. Now that I think about it, I’m glad that Jiangyu landed on the bed instead of a table or stool, otherwise it would be a bad thing if it was smashed out. .
"Ahhh, I'm so mad!" Jiang Yu's hands were held by Su Ze, unable to move, he raised his leg to kick Su Ze.
"Jiang Yu! You are crazy! Come to me early in the morning, and do it without saying a word. Believe it or not, I will throw you out of the window!" Su Ze yelled.
But Jiang Yu ignored him at all, still struggling hard, and tried to kick Su Ze with both legs, and kept shouting: "Su Ze! I will kill you! I will kill you!"
Su Ze twisted his body and dodged left and right, avoiding Jiang Yu's legs, but his eyes were burning hot again. Su Ze became impatient for a while, stretched out his hand to hug Jiang Yu, and screamed at Jiang Yu's screams. He threw her on the bed with a sound, then grabbed her arm with both hands, pressed her leg with one leg, and pressed her whole body on Jiang Yu's body.
"Su Ze! Let me go! I'm going to kill you! Ahhh——you let me go!" Jiang Yu screamed angrily, unable to move his hands and legs.
"Am I stupid? Should I let you go and let you beat me to death?"
Su Ze scolded: "Jiang Yu, are you crazy, you hit me when you meet, do you know that if I didn't close my eyes in time, I might have been punched blind by you, you know? Did I eat your food? Demolish your house? Hit your family? "
"Ahhh—I'm going to kill you—" Jiang Yu didn't answer Su Ze at all, and was still struggling and shouting.
Naturally, she was not as strong as Su Ze, and she couldn't move her hands and legs, but Jiang Yu was not a vegetarian. Seeing Su Ze's arm in front of her, she stretched her head, opened her mouth, and bit it directly!
"You are a mad dog!" Su Ze was bitten, and he withdrew his hand in pain. Jiang Yu took this opportunity to reach out and grab him again.
"I don't believe I can't cure you!" Meeting such a crazy woman early in the morning, Su Ze was also angry, and grabbed Jiang Yu's hand again and pressed her tightly.
"Ah!" Jiang Yu repeated his old trick and wanted to bite Su Ze's arm again!
His grandma's!
Su Ze's heart skipped a beat, he bent down directly, stretched out his head and pressed down on Jiang Yu's face!
"Well--"
The next moment, Jiang Yu's mouth was directly bitten by Su Ze!
(End of this chapter)
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