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Chapter 180 Accidentally Molested!
Chapter 180 Accidentally Molested!
"Well--!"

The moment Su Ze's mouth was printed on Jiang Yu's mouth and bit his lips, Jiang Yu's body froze.

She stared at Su Ze with her big beautiful eyes, which were full of unbelievable shock.

However, Su Ze was still angry, biting Jiang Yu's lips, and staring back unwillingly.

Neither of them moved. For a moment, the room was extremely quiet, only the heavy breathing of Su Ze and Jiang Yu was panting in each other's ears.

"Uh-uh-uh-"

After more than a minute, Xu Shijiangyu was so suffocated that she made a "huh" sound with her flushed face, shook her head slightly, and the eyes in her eyes also revealed a little begging.

"Huh!" Su Ze snorted softly, let go of Jiang Yu's lips, and raised his head.

"Huh—" The two of them let out a long breath at the same time, then Jiang Yu frowned slightly in pain, stretched out his tongue and licked his lips cautiously, then stared at Su Ze and said, "Bite my mouth!" broken!"

"You bit my arm!" Su Ze held up his arm for Jiang Yu to see, and there was a deep tooth mark and faint bloodstains on Su Ze's forearm.

"Can it be the same?" Jiang Yu stared at Su Ze.

"This—" Su Ze was stunned for a moment. At this time, he recovered from his anger and suddenly realized the problem. What did he do just now?
If I'm not mistaken, I seem to... bit Jiang Yu's mouth?
Bite someone's mouth, put it another way... He kissed Jiang Yu?

Although the way this kiss is a bit violent.

This, this, this... Su Ze panicked immediately, my God, what did I do to force someone to be kissed on the bed?

Did I insult Jiangyu?
Su Ze let go of Jiang Yu in a hurry, then gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, waiting for Jiang Yu's stormy counterattack. However, ten seconds passed, and 30 seconds passed, and he heard Jiang Yu get up from the bed voice, but never waited until Jiang Yu's punches and kicks landed on him.

Um?what's the situation?
What conspiracy does this guy have?
Su Ze opened his eyes cautiously, and then saw his own face.

At some point, Jiang Yu brought a mirror and placed it in front of him. The moment Su Ze opened his eyes, the girl immediately burst into laughter.

While laughing, he pointed to the mirror, signaling Su Ze to look at himself in the mirror.

Su Ze blinked, took a closer look, and then...

"I rely on rely on rely on -!"

Su Ze let out a strange cry, reached out and grabbed the mirror in his hand, and looked at himself in the mirror with a sad face, which was his left eye to be precise.

The eye hit by the river fish was already red and swollen, obviously bigger than the right eye, and a dark circle had already appeared, which was becoming more and more obvious.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Hearing Su Ze's strange cry, Jiang Yu laughed more happily, became more rampant, and more unscrupulous.

"Damn it, big sister, I'm going to rehearse the show!" Su Ze yelled strangely, rushed into the bathroom, soaked a towel with hot water and applied it to her eyes.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, it's so beautiful..." Jiang Yu was still laughing there.

Holding the towel in one hand, Su Ze glared at Jiang Yu with his only remaining right eye: "Sister, do you know that I still have to arrange the program list, how are you going to let me see people all of a sudden?"

Jiang Yu snorted coldly: "Then I don't care, who told you to bite my mouth?"

She bit her lips and showed Su Ze, "Look, look, I've been bitten by you here, I'm a little girl, how can I meet people?"

Su Ze was speechless, "Sister, can you please find out the order? You hit me when you entered the door without saying a word!"

"Oh? Really?" Jiang Yu froze for a moment, then nodded bluntly, "Okay, then I hit you first, what's wrong?"

Seeing this righteous look, Su Ze gave up, "Okay, big sister, tell me why you beat me, okay?"

"Who told you not to answer my call yesterday?"

"Who told you to refuse to answer my call?"

Jiang Yu put his hands on his hips, confident and confident.

"Didn't I pick it up again..."

"Oh, yes." Jiang Yu nodded, and then took a deep breath. The next moment, a string of words spewed out of her mouth like a cannonball.

"Jiang Yu, what do you mean you don't want people to sleep well? In the middle of the night, you have nothing to do. Why did you call me? Did you know that I was unlucky? I was very happy and purposely came to disgust me. Well, I'm too lazy to talk to you and hang up! Phew—is this what you said to answer my phone?"

Su Ze was deeply shocked, stood there in a daze for a long time, weakly said: "Not a single word is wrong...you... have a really good memory..."

"Fuck you!" Jiang Yu curled his lips, sat on the bed again, raised his legs, and the old god said comfortably: "I have nothing else to do here today, the first thing is to avenge yesterday's arrow , now that I have avenged my revenge, I will ask you again... let me be your sketch partner, okay?"

"Okay, okay, okay!" Su Ze didn't dare to refuse, he was really afraid that this little aunt would do something else.

In addition, he was also a little guilty, after all, he had accidentally molested someone.And this so-called "accidental" is probably no one will believe it, anyone will say that he kissed him on purpose!
Now that Jiang Yu didn't intend to hold him accountable, Su Ze was glad that it was too late, so what's the point of agreeing to her, as it would be compensation for her mental damage.

"You're smart!" Jiang Yu snorted triumphantly, then walked over and lifted the towel off Su Ze's face to have a look, "Oh, it's quite swollen..."

"What do you say?"

"Okay, okay, since I'm going to be your partner, shame on you is shame on me, wait a minute, I'll go downstairs to buy medicine for you..." Jiang Yu said, and ran out, Leaving Su Ze messy alone in the hotel.

If I'm not mistaken, I was threatened with force?

My God... what's the situation with this girl?

Why is she here?Shouldn't she be filming?And how does she know where I live?
Su Ze's brain was full of question marks, with 1 whys in his heart, speechless and tearful to the sky.

Jiang Yu came back less than 10 minutes after going out, holding a small pocket in his hand, dumped the contents of the pocket onto the table, then pointed to the pile of bottles and boxes and said: "This is for food, this This is for drinking, this is for topical application, this is spray... Come here, hurry up, eat what you should eat, use what you should use, I will help you!"

As she said that, she picked up the spray and was about to lift the towel off Su Ze's face.

"Eldest sister, elder sister, please spare me!" Su Ze hurriedly begged for mercy, "Let me do it myself, okay, thank you!"

"Hmph, I don't know what's good or bad, a dog who bites Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart!" Jiang Yu snorted, but still put the things in Su Ze's hands.

Jiang Yu bought a bunch of medicines, and Su Ze naturally didn't dare to use them all. After spraying them with a spray, he felt that his eyes were much cooler and more comfortable. He also picked two kinds of anti-inflammatory and blood-activating and blood-removing medicines from the internal medicines. After eating, all I have to do now is pray that my eyes can heal before the show is recorded.

"Hey, have you thought of a good script when you're talking, do you want me to find one for you?" Jiang Yu asked, sitting carelessly on the sofa, nibbling on the apple Su Ze bought yesterday.

"No need..." Su Ze had a headache. Jiang Yu's joining was a foregone conclusion, so what he had to do now was to find a suitable sketch script for them.

What should I use?
There are many good sketches in his memory, some are from the Spring Festival Gala in that world, and some are from some comedy variety shows.In fact, from the point of view of the funnyness of the show, the quality of some sketches in those comedy variety shows is even higher than that of the Spring Festival Gala, but Su Ze is also a little worried that once he puts those avant-garde sketches on the stage of the world, what will happen? Like cross talk, it has been controversial because its concept is too advanced.

Of course, it doesn't mean that it will never work, it's just that it needs to be put on hold for the time being, and then proceed step by step.

In addition, for him now, there must be many people staring at the next show, and if he is not careful, it may cause unwarranted disasters.So he can't take risks at this critical moment, so let's choose from the Spring Festival Gala sketches.

After all, the Spring Festival Gala skits in that world have been reviewed by many authorities. In any case, they will never fall into the public eye in terms of creative ideas and performance forms.

"Is it just you? Do you have anyone else to recommend?" Su Ze asked Jiang Yu.

Jiang Yu shook his head: "No, I just finished filming my part yesterday, and then I returned to the capital immediately. I called you when I got the news last night. How can I have time to contact others? And I don't know any sketch performers. people……"

"Well, that means it's just the two of us..." Su Ze scratched his head.

A sketch is different from a cross talk. Two people are standard for a cross talk, but for a sketch, there are fewer people.

Because crosstalk is about storytelling, one person can play multiple roles, while a sketch is about performing a story, one person can only play one role, and two people only have two roles. In this case, all the plots in the sketch must be And contradictions are displayed between these two people, which is difficult.

After thinking for a long time, Su Ze suddenly had an idea in his heart, and slapped his head: "Hiss—!"

Accidentally took a picture of the injured eye.

"Hahaha——" Jiang Yu laughed heartlessly again.

"Ouch..." Su Ze covered his eyes, grinned, and said, "I remembered, there is a script..."

"So fast?" Jiang Yu looked at Su Ze in surprise.She knew that Su Ze was talented, and she had also heard that Su Ze wrote "Beautiful Times" in only half an hour, but now... Does this remind me of it?
Did he think about it in the middle of the night last night?

Jiang Yu murmured in his heart, and when he saw Su Ze's laptop next to him, he pointed and said, "Write it out and see!"

(End of this chapter)