star wife loves me
Chapter 183 The 3 stages of the skit!
Chapter 183 The three stages of the skit!
Chapter 180 The Three Stages of the Three Sketches!
Su Ze on the stage did not find anyone to do his best after all, when he proposed to write a suicide note.
When the sad melody sounded, the plot and atmosphere of the whole sketch changed.
"Honey, do you still remember that we have been in the same class since we were young. At that time, you went to elementary school, I went to junior high school, you went to junior high school, I went to high school, and you went to high school. We were in the same class..."
At the beginning, Su Ze's words were very interesting, and everyone felt that it was also fun.
But gradually...
"That year I was hospitalized with a heart attack, you went to see me..."
"Oh, don't say that!"
"Say it, I want you to say..." Su Ze squatted in front of Jiang Yu, shaking Jiang Yu's leg to act coquettishly.
Seeing this, the audience no longer laughed like that, but showed knowing smiles one by one.
Whether it's a man or a woman, who hasn't acted coquettishly with their partner?
It is said that women are cute and charming when they act like a baby, but when a man acts like a baby, he also has a very cute and warm feeling!
"Okay, okay, let me say..." Jiang Yu seemed to be coaxing a child: "I was really scared when you fell ill. I remember I had a big belly and made steamed buns for you at home. I made dumplings and boiled a big pot of chicken soup, but when I got to the hospital and saw you sick like that, I was so distressed that I passed out all of a sudden!"
Su Ze smiled: "What's more, when you wake up, our family has undergone tremendous changes, from a two-person world to a three-person family all of a sudden, you gave birth to my son in a daze, so My son is named Yunsheng!"
Jiang Yu also smiled: "Great, husband, when I woke up, I found my precious son lying next to me on the hospital bed..."
"You brag when you meet everyone, saying that giving birth to my son is not painful at all, and I'll be fine after a night of sleep!" Su Ze chuckled.
At this time, the originally bustling stage became silent, and all the audience were quietly watching Su Ze and Jiang Yu on the stage.In the waiting room of other contestants, Huang Xiaoxia and Lao Long also stared at the TV in unison, watching and listening with smiles on their faces.
"Wife, you have paid so much for our family, and my son and I will never be able to repay you in our lifetime..."
"Husband, you are good to me, husband and wife are mutual!"
"Do you still remember that you once had a sentence that touched me for a long time, you said that if we have me in our family, we will have heaven, and if we have a son, we will be happy. The three of us are together, it is great happiness ,remember?"
"of course I remember."
"So don't be impulsive, impulsive is the devil!"
"Well, husband, don't worry if you encounter problems. You have a heart disease. I can't live without you..."
"Wife..."
"husband……"
Just when the two were holding hands, Su Ze suddenly stood up: "Okay, let's not talk! I'm leaving!"
Jiang Yu, who was clamoring to fight with others, suddenly panicked and grabbed Su Ze's arm: "Husband, come back first!"
"Don't touch me! Whoever touches me will be dealt with!" Su Ze stiffened.
"Husband and our family of three are so happy, we won't go."
"I have made up my mind!"
"No, husband, the sky will collapse if you go to our house!" Jiang Yu tugged at him.
Su Ze snorted coldly: "I don't care if your sky falls or not! Otherwise, I'm sorry for my hairstyle!"
"Husband!" Jiang Yu suddenly yelled, looked left and right, reached out and took the washboard next to it, put it on the ground, then sat on it, and asked in a begging tone: "I sit on the washboard Is the board okay?"
"Huh, huh, huh—" There was warm applause in the studio.
However, the scene at this time is completely different from when Su Ze was sitting on the washboard!
When Su Ze was sitting on the washboard, all the audience burst into laughter, because everyone thought it was very funny and fun.But now, the audience applauded vigorously, even compared to the previous applause, but no one laughed like that, but smiled, or pressed their lips tightly. If you look carefully, you will find that some people There are tears in the eyes flashing.
Because they feel very warm and very moving.
A woman with such a violent temper who would yell and kill at every turn, at this moment, in order to prevent her husband from taking risks, was willing to admit her mistake, and even begged her husband not to be impulsive by using a slightly clumsy way of "sitting on the washboard".
The more obvious the front-to-back contrast, the greater the contrast, the stronger this feeling will be!
On the stage, Jiang Yu figured it out: "Husband, we should pay for it!"
"Oh my wife, when did you become so reasonable?"
"Hey, you don't know that, do you?"
"what?"
"Impulse is the devil!"
"Okay, okay, hurry up and apologize to others."
"Husband, I dare not go..."
"I knew you were afraid. I'll go with you. When we get to his house, if he comes hard, I'll pull out my dick and fuck him!"
"Ok!"
"If he's soft, I'll pull out the dick and scratch it for you!"
"Itchy? You! Okay, you've been lying to me all this time!"
……
During Jiang Yu's pursuit of Su Ze, the skit ended and the curtain fell slowly.
"it is good!"
There was a loud cheer and a standing ovation.
Swish Swish Swish - one after another, the audience stood up and expressed their love to Su Ze and Jiang Yu.
"Su Ze! Su Ze!"
"awesome!"
"Su Ze, I love you! I want to give birth to you!"
"Su Ze, I love you too, and I want to give birth to you too!"
"Ahem, brother, do you have that function?"
There was joy in the studio, with applause and cheers ringing non-stop.
"Good work! Great performance!" In Lao Long's lounge, Lao Long couldn't help admiring.
Beside him, several assistant friends also nodded one after another. One of them sighed softly and said: "I didn't believe that there were geniuses in this world before, but now I am really convinced. The script of this sketch is so good that it is no better than The "Beautiful Times" he wrote for Huang Xiaoxia was poor, and even better in terms of warmth. From the perspective of plot arrangement, there are only two people, but the drama is full, and it only revolves around the topic of whether to avenge the daughter-in-law. It's been so long, but it won't make people feel bored..."
"Su Ze's script writing skills are too deep!" Lao Long nodded and said: "In my opinion, the whole sketch can be divided into three parts. The first part is that the wife lets the husband go, and the husband does not go. At this stage, The structure of the script is similar to "Belle Epoque", which mainly uses the witty words in the dialogues of the characters to make the audience laugh, but unlike many sketches, the humorous words in this sketch are very fresh and will not make the audience feel disgusted..."
Comedians, whether it's sketches or cross talk, like to use some humorous sentences in life.However, humorous sentences can’t be used casually. What kind of sentences can be used, what kind of sentences can’t be used, in what scene, by which character, and under what circumstances, are all very particular.Otherwise, not only will it not have a good effect, but it will make the audience feel——Hey, why is this sentence again? I have heard it hundreds of times, and I am tired of hearing it no matter how funny it is!
But Su Ze’s skit is different. In this skit, although the humorous words won’t make people laugh, but if you haven’t heard it before, you will find it very fresh, and this freshness will add a lot of color to the sketch.
"The second stage is when the plot turns, the two people are talking and recalling the past. Su Ze is very clever and uses a song to exaggerate the atmosphere. The song is very sad, but their dialogue is very warm and brings a little It's naughty. The sad song is like the suffering in life, and the sweet and naughty dialogue symbolizes the little bits of happiness. It makes people feel subconsciously, ah, isn't my life like this Is there sadness and happiness, and whether it is a day of happiness or suffering, the most important thing is that you are always by my side and have a home as my warm harbor..."
"As for the third stage, it is from warmth to funny. At this point, I don't know if Su Ze has learned the experience and lessons of "Beautiful Times". I remember that after "Beautiful Times" was broadcast, some people said that although it The way of asking the audience at the end is very good, expressing the main idea and connotation of the sketch, but for the story of the sketch itself, it seems a bit incomplete. So in "A Man of Man", Su Ze returned from tenderness to When it comes to humor, let the audience's mood change from relaxed and joyful to warm and dignified but back to relaxed and joyful, and then the ending is very beautiful!"
Laolong is worthy of being a senior who has been engaged in sketches for many years, and quickly analyzed a lot of things from Su Ze's works.And these things made him feel that he had gained something again.Same thing with Belle Époque last time.
"Since the crosstalk world doesn't welcome you, then, Su Ze, you might as well make a living in the sketch business! I look forward to seeing you bring us surprises one after another!" Looking at him coming out from behind the stage, , Su Ze waving his hands towards the audience, the old dragon thought silently in his heart.
In the studio, Su Ze and Jiang Yu walked towards the audience. As Su Ze walked, he took off the hood on his head, smiled and waved to the audience.
"Aww—" As the headgear fell, a circle of spectators stretched out their hands one after another.
With a click, the headgear fell into the hands of a girl, and she happily put it away.
"Hello, Su Ze!" The host Li Li walked over from the other side and said with a smile, "It's a wonderful performance, I like it very much!"
Then she turned to the audience and asked with a smile, "Everyone, do you like it?"
"Like it!" the audience shouted deafeningly.
"Thank you! Thank you everyone!" Su Ze bowed and thanked everyone. No matter what others say about you, the person who really likes you will always be here and will never leave.
Beside him, Jiang Yu also bent down with him to say thank you.
And Li Li's attention was also on Jiang Yu. She walked to Jiang Yu's side and smiled at the audience: "We saw that Su Ze's partner also changed after he changed from talking about cross talk to acting in sketches. Guess everyone , how old is she this year?"
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 180 The Three Stages of the Three Sketches!
Su Ze on the stage did not find anyone to do his best after all, when he proposed to write a suicide note.
When the sad melody sounded, the plot and atmosphere of the whole sketch changed.
"Honey, do you still remember that we have been in the same class since we were young. At that time, you went to elementary school, I went to junior high school, you went to junior high school, I went to high school, and you went to high school. We were in the same class..."
At the beginning, Su Ze's words were very interesting, and everyone felt that it was also fun.
But gradually...
"That year I was hospitalized with a heart attack, you went to see me..."
"Oh, don't say that!"
"Say it, I want you to say..." Su Ze squatted in front of Jiang Yu, shaking Jiang Yu's leg to act coquettishly.
Seeing this, the audience no longer laughed like that, but showed knowing smiles one by one.
Whether it's a man or a woman, who hasn't acted coquettishly with their partner?
It is said that women are cute and charming when they act like a baby, but when a man acts like a baby, he also has a very cute and warm feeling!
"Okay, okay, let me say..." Jiang Yu seemed to be coaxing a child: "I was really scared when you fell ill. I remember I had a big belly and made steamed buns for you at home. I made dumplings and boiled a big pot of chicken soup, but when I got to the hospital and saw you sick like that, I was so distressed that I passed out all of a sudden!"
Su Ze smiled: "What's more, when you wake up, our family has undergone tremendous changes, from a two-person world to a three-person family all of a sudden, you gave birth to my son in a daze, so My son is named Yunsheng!"
Jiang Yu also smiled: "Great, husband, when I woke up, I found my precious son lying next to me on the hospital bed..."
"You brag when you meet everyone, saying that giving birth to my son is not painful at all, and I'll be fine after a night of sleep!" Su Ze chuckled.
At this time, the originally bustling stage became silent, and all the audience were quietly watching Su Ze and Jiang Yu on the stage.In the waiting room of other contestants, Huang Xiaoxia and Lao Long also stared at the TV in unison, watching and listening with smiles on their faces.
"Wife, you have paid so much for our family, and my son and I will never be able to repay you in our lifetime..."
"Husband, you are good to me, husband and wife are mutual!"
"Do you still remember that you once had a sentence that touched me for a long time, you said that if we have me in our family, we will have heaven, and if we have a son, we will be happy. The three of us are together, it is great happiness ,remember?"
"of course I remember."
"So don't be impulsive, impulsive is the devil!"
"Well, husband, don't worry if you encounter problems. You have a heart disease. I can't live without you..."
"Wife..."
"husband……"
Just when the two were holding hands, Su Ze suddenly stood up: "Okay, let's not talk! I'm leaving!"
Jiang Yu, who was clamoring to fight with others, suddenly panicked and grabbed Su Ze's arm: "Husband, come back first!"
"Don't touch me! Whoever touches me will be dealt with!" Su Ze stiffened.
"Husband and our family of three are so happy, we won't go."
"I have made up my mind!"
"No, husband, the sky will collapse if you go to our house!" Jiang Yu tugged at him.
Su Ze snorted coldly: "I don't care if your sky falls or not! Otherwise, I'm sorry for my hairstyle!"
"Husband!" Jiang Yu suddenly yelled, looked left and right, reached out and took the washboard next to it, put it on the ground, then sat on it, and asked in a begging tone: "I sit on the washboard Is the board okay?"
"Huh, huh, huh—" There was warm applause in the studio.
However, the scene at this time is completely different from when Su Ze was sitting on the washboard!
When Su Ze was sitting on the washboard, all the audience burst into laughter, because everyone thought it was very funny and fun.But now, the audience applauded vigorously, even compared to the previous applause, but no one laughed like that, but smiled, or pressed their lips tightly. If you look carefully, you will find that some people There are tears in the eyes flashing.
Because they feel very warm and very moving.
A woman with such a violent temper who would yell and kill at every turn, at this moment, in order to prevent her husband from taking risks, was willing to admit her mistake, and even begged her husband not to be impulsive by using a slightly clumsy way of "sitting on the washboard".
The more obvious the front-to-back contrast, the greater the contrast, the stronger this feeling will be!
On the stage, Jiang Yu figured it out: "Husband, we should pay for it!"
"Oh my wife, when did you become so reasonable?"
"Hey, you don't know that, do you?"
"what?"
"Impulse is the devil!"
"Okay, okay, hurry up and apologize to others."
"Husband, I dare not go..."
"I knew you were afraid. I'll go with you. When we get to his house, if he comes hard, I'll pull out my dick and fuck him!"
"Ok!"
"If he's soft, I'll pull out the dick and scratch it for you!"
"Itchy? You! Okay, you've been lying to me all this time!"
……
During Jiang Yu's pursuit of Su Ze, the skit ended and the curtain fell slowly.
"it is good!"
There was a loud cheer and a standing ovation.
Swish Swish Swish - one after another, the audience stood up and expressed their love to Su Ze and Jiang Yu.
"Su Ze! Su Ze!"
"awesome!"
"Su Ze, I love you! I want to give birth to you!"
"Su Ze, I love you too, and I want to give birth to you too!"
"Ahem, brother, do you have that function?"
There was joy in the studio, with applause and cheers ringing non-stop.
"Good work! Great performance!" In Lao Long's lounge, Lao Long couldn't help admiring.
Beside him, several assistant friends also nodded one after another. One of them sighed softly and said: "I didn't believe that there were geniuses in this world before, but now I am really convinced. The script of this sketch is so good that it is no better than The "Beautiful Times" he wrote for Huang Xiaoxia was poor, and even better in terms of warmth. From the perspective of plot arrangement, there are only two people, but the drama is full, and it only revolves around the topic of whether to avenge the daughter-in-law. It's been so long, but it won't make people feel bored..."
"Su Ze's script writing skills are too deep!" Lao Long nodded and said: "In my opinion, the whole sketch can be divided into three parts. The first part is that the wife lets the husband go, and the husband does not go. At this stage, The structure of the script is similar to "Belle Epoque", which mainly uses the witty words in the dialogues of the characters to make the audience laugh, but unlike many sketches, the humorous words in this sketch are very fresh and will not make the audience feel disgusted..."
Comedians, whether it's sketches or cross talk, like to use some humorous sentences in life.However, humorous sentences can’t be used casually. What kind of sentences can be used, what kind of sentences can’t be used, in what scene, by which character, and under what circumstances, are all very particular.Otherwise, not only will it not have a good effect, but it will make the audience feel——Hey, why is this sentence again? I have heard it hundreds of times, and I am tired of hearing it no matter how funny it is!
But Su Ze’s skit is different. In this skit, although the humorous words won’t make people laugh, but if you haven’t heard it before, you will find it very fresh, and this freshness will add a lot of color to the sketch.
"The second stage is when the plot turns, the two people are talking and recalling the past. Su Ze is very clever and uses a song to exaggerate the atmosphere. The song is very sad, but their dialogue is very warm and brings a little It's naughty. The sad song is like the suffering in life, and the sweet and naughty dialogue symbolizes the little bits of happiness. It makes people feel subconsciously, ah, isn't my life like this Is there sadness and happiness, and whether it is a day of happiness or suffering, the most important thing is that you are always by my side and have a home as my warm harbor..."
"As for the third stage, it is from warmth to funny. At this point, I don't know if Su Ze has learned the experience and lessons of "Beautiful Times". I remember that after "Beautiful Times" was broadcast, some people said that although it The way of asking the audience at the end is very good, expressing the main idea and connotation of the sketch, but for the story of the sketch itself, it seems a bit incomplete. So in "A Man of Man", Su Ze returned from tenderness to When it comes to humor, let the audience's mood change from relaxed and joyful to warm and dignified but back to relaxed and joyful, and then the ending is very beautiful!"
Laolong is worthy of being a senior who has been engaged in sketches for many years, and quickly analyzed a lot of things from Su Ze's works.And these things made him feel that he had gained something again.Same thing with Belle Époque last time.
"Since the crosstalk world doesn't welcome you, then, Su Ze, you might as well make a living in the sketch business! I look forward to seeing you bring us surprises one after another!" Looking at him coming out from behind the stage, , Su Ze waving his hands towards the audience, the old dragon thought silently in his heart.
In the studio, Su Ze and Jiang Yu walked towards the audience. As Su Ze walked, he took off the hood on his head, smiled and waved to the audience.
"Aww—" As the headgear fell, a circle of spectators stretched out their hands one after another.
With a click, the headgear fell into the hands of a girl, and she happily put it away.
"Hello, Su Ze!" The host Li Li walked over from the other side and said with a smile, "It's a wonderful performance, I like it very much!"
Then she turned to the audience and asked with a smile, "Everyone, do you like it?"
"Like it!" the audience shouted deafeningly.
"Thank you! Thank you everyone!" Su Ze bowed and thanked everyone. No matter what others say about you, the person who really likes you will always be here and will never leave.
Beside him, Jiang Yu also bent down with him to say thank you.
And Li Li's attention was also on Jiang Yu. She walked to Jiang Yu's side and smiled at the audience: "We saw that Su Ze's partner also changed after he changed from talking about cross talk to acting in sketches. Guess everyone , how old is she this year?"
(End of this chapter)
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