star wife loves me

Chapter 182 A Manly Man!

Chapter 180 Two Manly Man!

"When - when - when -"

With the ringing of three long bells, the curtain was slowly opened, and there was a sudden "clack clack" allegro sound, and then Su Ze was seen pulling Jiang Yu back from the stage step by step, Step back towards the center of the stage.

"Oh! Stop arguing, stop arguing!" Su Ze shouted, pulling Jiang Yu's arm hard.

Jiang Yu bared her teeth and claws, trying to break free from Su Ze and rush forward, also shouting loudly: "You are too bullying! You...you..."

Then, from the side of the unmanned stage, a rhythmic voice sounded along with the allegro: "What are you, I will piss you off when you hit the bamboo board!"

"I...I..." Jiang Yu was trembling with anger, pointing to the side of the stage and shouting.

Unexpectedly, the other party quickly fought back: "What about me, you will get angry as soon as the bamboo board hits you!"

Jiang Yu glared: "Hey!"

"Hey what, you two will definitely blow it up in your life!"

There was a "hey hey hey" laugh from the auditorium, but Su Ze was taken aback, "Hey? Why do you still have something to do with me? What did you say?"

"I said, you two will definitely blow it in your life! You will definitely blow it!"

"Go into the house, come in quickly..." Su Ze pushed Jiang Yu into the room.

Jiang Yu shook off Su Ze's hand and said angrily, "Oh! Don't push me, what are you pushing me for!"

"Why are you arguing among the neighbors!" Su Ze persuaded.

Jiang Yu stared angrily: "Then why don't you scold him?"

"I scolded him? It's not like you didn't hear it, he's controlling the whole period of time, so we can't get in the way!"

The audience let out a "hey hey" laugh again. This way of opening the dialogue with characters and Allegro is novel and interesting, and the characters of the couple played by Su Ze and Jiang Yu are also shown through these simple dialogues. Out.

On the stage, Jiang Yu "shushed", pointed to the side of the stage and said, "It's silent now, scold him!"

"Okay!" Su Ze nodded earnestly, and just about to open his mouth, the allegro sound rang out again. Su Ze followed the rhythm of the allegro and nodded, "We will definitely play in this life! blow!"

"You said it the other way around! Every time you quarrel, you scold yourself, you can't live this life!" Jiang Yu was furious, and the audience finally stopped chuckling, but laughed "hahaha" , accompanied by warm applause, the audience in the entire studio was attracted by the two of them.

A irascible daughter-in-law and a temperless husband, what kind of story will happen between them?
"Come on! Just say whether you will vent your anger on me today!"

"What's the matter?"

"Someone bullied your wife!"

"Who bullied my wife?"

"Say allegro!"

"Okay, he dares to bully my wife!" Su Ze was furious.

"What do you do?" Jiang Yu was full of expectation.

"I'm going to bully his wife!"

"Hahaha—as expected of Su Ze, this kind of jokes are really easy for him!"

In the auditorium, the young couple Sun Hewei and Yang Lijiao came to watch the show again. Ever since they watched Su Ze's "Happy Childhood" live, they especially missed the lively atmosphere of watching the show live. Unfortunately, Su Ze performed in the last episode of the show. They didn't get tickets for "I Want Happiness". This time, they managed to get two tickets thanks to the relationship of their classmates who worked at the TV station in Beijing.Compared with some people's worries about Su Ze's performance, Sun Hewei and Yang Lijiao are full of confidence in Su Ze.

The players they like must be able to do it!

And the beginning of Su Ze's skit called "A Manly Man" did not disappoint!

"Oh, it's okay, it's almost done..." Su Ze was still persuading Jiang Yu, but suddenly found that Jiang Yu picked up the kitchen knife on the table and exclaimed, "What are you doing?"

"I'll take the knife!" Jiang Yu was about to rush outside with the knife in hand.

Su Ze quickly grabbed him and held her hand holding the knife, "It's impossible to use a knife after a fight..."

Jiang Yu struggled, Su Ze held Jiang Yu's hand and begged: "Wife, good wife, good mother, mother..."

The audience laughed, and Jiang Yu was taken aback, "Huh?"

Su Ze also realized that he had made a mistake, and quickly changed his words: "Mom will never agree with you to do this!"

"Hahaha! Su Ze still knows how to play!"

"Mom screamed out, Su Ze went all out to act in a sketch..."

"Haha, this man is too cowardly, but the main reason is that this woman is too powerful. If there is a quarrel, she will kill with a knife. Who can stand it? It's too scary!"

The audience below laughed and discussed, but the dispute between Su Ze and Jiang Yu continued. Jiang Yu cut out some of his nails to scratch someone, but Su Ze pulled her but was accidentally scratched, and then Educating Jiang Yu, Jiang Yu shouted angrily: "Okay, okay, he bullied me like this, but you said I was a devil! Okay! Don't live with the devil! Let's divorce!"

Su Ze suddenly panicked, "Hey? Why did you get divorced again? No, don't keep doing this to me!"

Jiang Yu yelled angrily: "Stop! I've been married to you for so many years, I've been your cow and horse, I've served you, I've been bullied, you don't even dare put!"

Su Ze looked embarrassed, and whispered: "I let you go, you didn't hear..."

"Hey! It's a little dirty, this joke is a little dirty!"

"Haha, what's the matter, who can get away with eating, drinking, messing around, controlling the world and you also controlling other people's shit and fart, as long as it's funny!"

"Hahaha, I said buddy, listen to me, although this joke is a bit dirty, but... I like it! Hahahaha!"

As the plot progresses, the image of a man played by Su Ze with a soft personality and a henpeck is gradually revealed, but the climax of the whole sketch is still in the following paragraph.

Jiang Yu was so angry at Su Ze's words that he couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, don't make fun of me, I have to solve my own affairs!"

As he said that, he was about to go out.

"Stop! Stop!" Su Ze called her to stop, pointing there, "Wait here and don't move!" Turned around and looked for something.

Jiang Yu slapped his forehead helplessly and distressed: "It's coming again, oops..."

What's up again?

What is Su Ze looking for?
The audience was wondering, when they saw Su Ze coming back with a washboard, some knowing audience laughed softly.

Su Ze pointed at the washboard with a sad face, and said to the audience: "This is the main prop in my life..."

"Pfft—!"

In a word, countless people laughed instantly!
A washboard has become the main prop in life!

This must be kneeling on the washboard!

How tragic is this man's family status!
I only heard Su Ze crying and saying: "When the critical moment comes, I will kneel on the washboard and kneel on the washboard, and the two knee pads are all broken..."

Then his complexion changed, and he said with confidence: "Today I am a man, and I announce to everyone that I will never kneel on the washboard again!"

"Okay!" The audience applauded and applauded. Is this the rhythm to rejuvenate a man?
It's just that everyone didn't expect that after Su Ze said this heroic sentence, he put the washboard on the ground and sat down, "I sit on the washboard!"

"Hahaha—Is there a big difference from sitting on the washboard instead of kneeling on the washboard? Although sitting is more comfortable, what about the lofty ambition just now?"

"As expected of the main props in life, they have played new tricks!"

"If I have the chance, I'll try this too... Uh, did I accidentally expose something?"

The audience was amused by this point, and many of them were rocked with laughter, and this incident of sitting on the washboard also revealed the character of Su Ze's character at once!

What a strict wife who is afraid of his wife!
The audience laughed happily, but Jiang Yu was in a hurry: "Why did I find you, who is neither male nor female? Whenever you encounter problems, you sit on the washboard and sit on the washboard. You are sorry for your hairstyle." What are you staring at?"

hairstyle?

In order to match this skit, Su Ze shaved her hair short, and then wore an exquisite headgear, which made her look like a big bald head!

So, is a bald head the exclusive hairstyle for bad guys...

Hey, no, a bald head is a bald head, without a single hair, so how can there be any hairstyle or no hairstyle?
Jiang Yu on the stage was still instigating Su Ze to avenge him, Su Ze dawdled around, and then was forced to prepare to go: "My wife, let me tell you first, I am afraid that there will be troubles when I go this time." ..."

"Don't worry, I'll take responsibility for what happened!" Jiang Yu looked serious.

"Then if I'm sentenced to a year or so..." Su Ze was very worried.

"I'll bring you food!"

"Then our child..."

"I'll take care of him and raise him!"

"Then if I don't come back..."

"Husband, I will guard you forever!" Jiang Yu took Su Ze's arm and leaned into Su Ze's arms.

Su Ze was speechless, and pushed Jiang Yu away: "With such a wife at the stall, why not be shot!"

"Hahaha——" The audience laughed and applauded, very happy.

"I'm also drunk. If I think of my wife so much in real life, I'm not far from being shot!" Sun Hewei smiled and turned to talk to Yang Lijiao.

"Huh!" Yang Lijiao snorted softly, looked at him sideways and asked, "Then tell me, what will you do if I am bullied by others? Are you standing by like him?"

"This..." Sun Hewei was embarrassed. Looking at Yang Lijiao's cold eyes, he thought that if he wanted to say that he would be like Su Ze, wouldn't he be courting death?
"Absolutely not! Whoever dares to bully you, I will fight for him!" Sun Hewei assured, patting his chest.

"Cut~ hypocrisy!" Yang Lijiao curled her lips: "You seem to be forcing you, so in your opinion, I am almost the same as this woman on stage?"

"..." Sun Hewei's cold sweat broke out: "No, no..."

"Hmph!" Yang Lijiao snorted coldly, and turned to look at the sketch.

"Huh—don't answer women's questions casually!" Sun Hewei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with lingering fear.

(End of this chapter)