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Chapter 194 Courier 9527!

Chapter 190 Courier 9527!

Riding a bicycle, wearing a courier uniform, and wearing a hat on his head.

Seeing Su Ze's outfit, many people laughed out loud. Su Ze is going to play a courier boy, so this must be a very down-to-earth sketch.

The lights were dim, and there was only a beam of light that was not very bright moving slowly as Su Ze moved forward. People could not see clearly what was behind the stage.

Su Ze rode his bicycle to the center in front of the stage in a crooked manner, got off the bicycle, plugged it in, then stood beside the bicycle, stomped his feet suddenly, and shouted: "Here! I am the gold medal courier of Dapicha Express Company 9527!"

"Hey hey..." Many people were amused by the name Big Split Express.

But Su Ze on the stage never stopped talking: "How is your condition today?"

After asking himself, he clenched his fist and waved it, shouting passionately: "Okay, okay, very good, very good, yeah!"

"Using the bicycle on the right as the benchmark, look to the right and stand still! Standard standing posture!"

Su Ze kept making movements while shouting, standing still, with his hands in front of him.

Next, Su Ze entered a passionate mode that seemed to be pumped with chicken blood, and the whole person became high.

"Are we the best team? Yes! Do we want to show our best form? Yes! Do we want to show our best self? Yes! Our slogan is: Come on, come on, I am the best! Come on, Come on, I’m the strongest! Come on, come on, I’m the best! Come on, come on, I’m the strongest! Come on, come on, I’m the best! Come on, come on, I’m the strongest! Yeah——!”

Su Ze's series of passionate slogans, accompanied by enthusiastic actions, made many people in the audience laugh, and a personal interest was quickly raised.Even when Su Ze was shouting slogans, many people in the audience were clapping and screaming!

Such scenes are not uncommon for them in their daily lives, and some of them have even worked in such companies that beat their employees every day.From the perspective of the audience at this time, I feel that this kind of behavior is exciting, fun, and silly, which is very interesting.

In the group lounge after the performance, Laolong and the others watched Su Ze's performance with interest. They all knew that their progress came from Su Ze's oppression, and many of their sketches today were inspired by Su Ze's sketches and cross talk.

They want to defeat Su Ze, but they also want to see if Su Ze will surprise the audience and surprise them again and again.

And from this beginning, there is no doubt that Su Ze has successfully taken the first step!
After the appetite of the audience had been raised by their four groups, Su Ze still used his performance and distinctive opening to grab the interest of the audience at once.

After Su Ze shouted the slogan, he pushed the bicycle and walked towards the side of the stage, making a "beep beep" sound, indicating that he was on his way, and then parked the bicycle on the side of the stage.After taking two steps, he suddenly turned his head, pointed at the bicycle and said, "I won't lock you anymore!"

After speaking, he took two steps forward, stopped, turned his head and pointed at the bicycle again, and instructed in a coaxing tone: "But you are not allowed to find other bicycles to play with, I will be back in a while!"

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed, this person can also play, can he chat with bicycles like this?
After ordering the bicycle, Su Ze took a few steps and knocked on the door, but the door in front of him was unlocked, Su Ze fell forward and fell to the ground, "Ouch!"

And at the moment he fell to the ground, eerie music suddenly sounded, and the lights were turned on slightly. At this time, everyone noticed that there was a stage on the right side of the stage behind Su Ze. On the stage, a messy man in white clothes The woman with long hair and shawls was sitting there. When Su Ze entered the door, she got up slowly, like a ghost!
Is this still a ghost movie?Many viewers were surprised and became more interested.

Su Ze hadn't turned around at this time. He looked at the dark and gloomy environment with some fear, and his voice was trembling: "Hello, I'm from Dapicha Express Company. Who wants to deliver the express?"

The woman on the stage had already sat up and turned around slowly. Only then did everyone realize that this "female ghost" was Jiang Yu who played Su Ze's unruly wife last time.

Jiang Yu walked to the edge of the table and stretched out her hand to open the door, which meant that the table was an independent room. At this time, she opened the door and said lightly: "Are you here?"

"Ah?" Su Ze was taken aback, and turned around trembling.

Jiang Yu looked at him and waved to him: "Come in."

Under the eerie music, Su Ze was about to cry, and walked towards the stage in small steps, and this was what the audience liked to see the most. The more unlucky Su Ze was, the happier they were watching. Laughing, clapping clapping, but staring at Su Ze and Jiang Yu without blinking, for fear of missing a fun place.

When Su Ze got on the stage, Jiang Yu suddenly stretched out his hand, which made Su Ze tremble violently and almost fell down.

"Give me the list." Unexpectedly, Jiang Yu said this.

Su Ze tremblingly handed the courier slip to Jiang Yu, Jiang Yu took it and wrote it, and returned it to Su Ze.

Su Ze took the courier slip and looked down, his breath became short of breath all of a sudden, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked tremblingly: "Sister, let me say something, why do you send and receive the same address? "

"Hey hey..." The audience laughed, it was the first time they saw this kind of sketch in the form of "ghost film".

Jiang Yu was packing something on the other side, and then took a long piece of white paper with large characters written on it, and hung it around Su Ze's neck, "You can see this, come, take this with you!"

"Hahaha..." There was a lot of laughter, the same address, where to?

Is it going "over there"?
Su Ze obviously thought so too, and he was about to cry: "Sister, we can deal with it in the same city, in different places, including abroad, but if you want to go from one world to another, Dabicha can't do it——!" At the end, Su Ze really cried.

Jiang Yu looked at him, curled his lips, and pointed outside: "Can't you do it downstairs?"

The eerie music stopped abruptly, indicating that this is not a "ghost movie" as everyone imagined, but the real world.

Su Ze also heaved a long sigh of relief: "Oh—oh, I'm going, I'm scared to death, you still deliver express upstairs and downstairs?"

"My pleasure."

"Sister, you belong to poverty alleviation!" Su Ze smiled, and then looked down at the white paper on his neck: "Oh, I'm going, I thought it was an elegiac couplet, and the courier fee is ten yuan!"

Su Ze smiled and stretched out his hand to Jiang Yu, but he didn't expect Jiang Yu to push him out of the door: "The other party pays!"

Then he slammed the door shut.

Su Ze spread his hands helplessly, and came down from the steps of the platform. In the sketch, it means going downstairs. As he walked, he complained: "Hey, do you think this person is interesting? I want to post this stuff. Take this job every day, I bought a house a long time ago, maybe it's a small villa!"

While talking, he casually walked to the left side of the stage. There was a door-shaped prop on the left side, indicating that this was also a separate room. At this time, the lights on the left side were also turned on, and a man stood inside the room.

This person's name is Jiang Lin, an assistant that Shi Quan helped Su Ze find, and he is in his 30s this year.Jiang Lin didn't study acting seriously. When he was young, he set up a kebab stall, but he was always obsessed with acting. Later, a drama troupe in Beijing went to perform at Jiang Lin's place. The head of the troupe accidentally discovered Jiang Lin's acting talent. He brought him to the capital for development. In a few years, although Jiang Lin didn't become a big name, she still had a firm foothold in the comedy show business.

Jiang Lin is very much looking forward to being able to cooperate with Su Ze. He has seen Su Ze's cross talk and sketches, and thinks that Su Ze is very talented, and he will definitely learn something from performing with Su Ze.

And when he saw the script of this skit called "Emotional Express", he strengthened his determination even more!

He had never seen such a conscious skit script before, and he secretly swore that he must cooperate with Su Ze to perform well, satisfy Su Ze, and strive to continue to be Su Ze's partner in the future!

Su Ze came to the door with the "element couplet" and knocked on the door, "Hello, big split 9527, there is your courier!"

Jiang Lin opened the door and looked at him listlessly.

"Mr. Jiang Lin, right?"

"Say."

"Hey, your couplet." Su Ze walked into the door, pointed to the words on the paper and read aloud: "In the future, please stop snoring, and if you snore again, I will kick you to death with your big mouth! Exclamation mark exclamation mark Exclamation point!"

Then he stretched out his hand and said with a smile, "The courier fee is ten yuan!"

Jiang Lin shook her legs and tilted her head to look at him: "Who sent it?"

Su Ze pointed outside: "That old lady upstairs..."

"That's my wife!"

The audience laughed, and at this moment they realized that the two upstairs and downstairs were husband and wife!
But why do couples still live upstairs and downstairs?Why do you have to write a sentence on paper and let the courier take it there?
in argument?It must have been a fight, right?Why did you quarrel?A quarreling couple and a courier, what happens next?
Many people have been completely attracted by this sketch without knowing it.

Jiang Lin looked at Su Ze and asked, "Do you want this money?"

"miss you!"

"Tell her my will. If you tell her, I will snore. If she likes to hear it, she will go away! Give her this ring, and pack it with this 'cut~' and send it to me!"

Then he slammed the door shut, "Cash on delivery!"

"Hahaha--"

"Ow—"

Enthusiastic applause rang out, and some audience members had already vaguely expected that Su Ze would probably be tossing back and forth between the two in the next time!
"What's the situation?" At this moment, Su Ze was confused and angry: "No more!"

But he was still holding someone else's ring in his hand, but he had no choice but to go to Jiang Yu's side and knock on the door.

(End of this chapter)