star wife loves me

Chapter 195 Laughter and Tears!
Chapter 190 Five Laughter and Tears!
"Sister!" Su Ze called the door.

"Who is it?"

"Splitting Eunuch!"

Jiang Yu opened the door, and Su Ze stood outside the door: "Our emperor said, cut~ If you want to listen, don't listen, don't listen. This is your ring, and the courier fee is [-]!"

Jiang Yu was stunned, and reached out to grab Su Ze's arm: "What did he say? Come on, come in!"

Su Ze entered the room with a confused face. Before he could react, Jiang Yu suddenly broke out, pointing at Su Ze vigorously and cursing: "Did I give you some face! Can you take care of yourself without me!"

She pushed Su Ze on the chair and continued to educate: "You have enough food and drink every day, and you paralyze me on the sofa, you are like a beer froth, you are hanging on the glass! I let you Doing some housework is like killing you. We have been married for ten years, and you have challenged me for ten years! Whenever I say something, you have heard it! When I say it, you believe it! When I say it, you take it to heart! I have told you ten thousand times, I don’t like milk tea, I don’t like pears, I don’t like milk tea, I don’t like pears! I don’t like drinking, vomit~~ I don’t like pears! These two things Can you remember, can you!"

The tsunami-like yelling and scolding directly confused Su Ze, but the audience was very happy watching, hahaha, they couldn't stop laughing.

When Jiang Yu finally finished speaking, Su Ze said helplessly, "I can, but I'm delivering a courier. What are you talking about?"

"This is a courier," Jiang Yu said.

"Ah?" Su Ze was stunned: "Express delivery? Then you are a messenger, you need a translator!"

"Translate shit! Pass it to me in the format of the original soundtrack, MTV, by the way..." Jiang Yu took a bag of pears and handed it to Su Ze: "And this bag is his favorite, here, give it a piece I pass it over!"

Snapped!Su Ze was pushed out, and the door closed again.

The audience laughed gleefully, and Su Ze looked constipated: "Hey, didn't you say that I was just unlucky? My money was confiscated, and I was scolded. Who are you to fix it! Help! Let me remember, thirty!"

"Hey hey..." The audience laughed lightly, thirty?Why do I feel like you, a poor boy, don't even need a dollar?
And then, Su Ze ran to Jiang Lin's room and delivered Jiang Yu's original soundtrack MTV. Looking at Su Ze, who was flaring his teeth and claws to learn from Jiang Yu, and Jiang Lin with a blank face, some people couldn't help laughing up.

"This skit is fun!" Lao Long said, but his eyes were fixed on the TV, and he was also firmly attracted.

"Hmm! Very creative!" Sun Xiaoyi said, she was also sitting there, holding her chin with one hand, watching Su Ze's lively performance seriously.

"This Su Ze is really powerful!" Sun Xiaoyi's senior brother Guo Zhou said this. Before coming again, Sun Xiaoyi once told him how powerful Su Ze was. When it was over, I felt that they would surely take today's No.1 and end Su Ze!
But now watching Su Ze's performance, he felt guilty.

Huang Xiaoxia glanced at Guo Zhou out of the corner of her eye, and smiled inwardly, I'm afraid you're going to leave disappointed for helping your junior sister!
On the stage, Su Ze continued to be tormented by the quarreling couple. He delivered Jiang Yu's MTV delivery, and Jiang Lin asked him to go to Jiang Yu's side again. After a crazy toss for 3 minutes, Su Ze was really annoyed: " Brother, this is a matter between the two of you, it's beyond my scope of business, and I can't deliver it!"

Jiang Lin grinned, tilted her head and pointed at Su Ze: "If you don't send me off, I will complain to you!"

"Oh, don't make trouble!" Su Ze smiled flatteringly.

"Complain to you!"

"It's not...you..."

"complaint……"

"I……"

"cast……"

"Okay..." Su Ze was aggrieved and helpless, and came to Jiang Yu's side, and according to Jiang Lin's instructions, he started to toss wantonly.

He smashed up the photos of Jiang Yu and Jiang Lin, threw away everything on the table, hugged a teddy bear and slapped it for a long time, then took off one of his socks, and blowing it with a hair dryer.

"Oh--" The audience laughed and looked disgusted, and some people pinched their noses with a smirk, as if the whole studio was filled with the smell of Su Ze's feet.

After Su Ze finished tossing, Jiang Yu greeted him with a big mouth, "Snack!"

"Big mouth, pass it to me! I'm upgrading your micro movie to a martial arts movie!"

Su Ze was almost beaten to tears: "I won't do anything with you, what are you doing, hit me!"

"Does it hurt?" Jiang Yu asked.

"Why doesn't it hurt, it's crispy!" Su Ze covered his face.

"Are you angry?"

"Want to bite!"

"Do you want to hit someone?"

"Whoever bites whoever I see!"

"What are you waiting for!"

Su Ze rushed out, came to Jiang Lin's room, and slapped Jiang Lin in the face with a big mouth!

Jiang Lin was slapped and realized that it was a courier. She turned around and picked up a box of wine bottles and threw it at Su Ze: "You post this box to me!"

Su Ze knelt down and raised his hands: "Brother, you can post me! I guess after you post me, I will go to the hospital. This time I won't post anything!"

"If you don't post it, I will complain to you!"

"This is not delivering a courier, this is killing your life. Brother, I can see it. The two of you are facing each other. You say you have such a personality. You go to my sister. You can hit or slap me as you like!"

"roll!"

Su Ze was kicked out and stood outside alone, just about to leave, but he was unwilling, he thought for a while, picked up something on the ground, and knocked on Jiang Yu's door: "Sister, big split! "

Jiang Yu opened the door and opened his teeth and claws: "Kick me, hit me, scratch me, come on, come on. Let the storm come more violently!"

Su Ze smiled: "Sister, it's really not a storm this time. Guess what I found in my brother's house?"

Jiang Yu snorted coldly: "Love what!"

Su Ze held something and lifted it up, "A long strand of hair!"

"Love what silk what silk, love how long, long, long, is it so long?" Jiang Yu saw that the length of Su Ze's hair was obviously longer than his own, his face turned cold, and he closed the door abruptly. Door: "Not mine!"

Su Ze gloated and shouted outside the door: "Not only are there hair strands, but also the smell of perfume!"

Inside the door, Jiang Yu held his head in pain, "Get lost!"

After Su Ze got revenge, he ran to Jiang Lin again, took out the socks he had taken off before, and said that he saw them in Jiang Yu's room, and Jiang Lin yelled angrily.

The audience watched Su Ze get so angry before, and thought it was fun, but at the same time felt that this unlucky child was really pitiful. At this moment, watching Su Ze use his cleverness to revenge Jiang Yu and Jiang Lin, they all felt refreshed Endless!
At this moment, Jiang Yu couldn't bear it anymore, opened the door and shouted in Jiang Lin's direction: "Jiang Lin! You are a wolf!"

Jiang Lin opened the door in pain, pointed at Jiang Yu and cursed: "Jiang Yu! You are not a good person either!"

"You are shameless! You are shameless! You are shameless!"

"You are fragrant, you are fragrant, and you are fragrant!"

The two of them slammed the door with a "bang" at the same time, yelling in pain.

what's next?

The audience blinked and looked at the three people on the stage. The courier also ran back and forth several times, and Su Ze also finished his revenge. The previous plot was full of twists and turns and full of jokes, which made many people laugh so hard that they could not stand up Waisted.But what about the next plot?

After taking revenge, Su Ze just smiled and left?

Or did Jiang Yu and Jiang Lin find out that it was a misunderstanding, and the two teamed up to beat up Su Ze and reconcile?
Amid all the speculations of the audience, Su Ze looked at the tightly closed doors on both sides and said, "Oh, brother and sister, calm down, I'll play some music for you to ease the embarrassing atmosphere."

He snapped his fingers, and the soft and soothing piano sound rang out. Jiang Yu sat there weeping in a low voice, and Jiang Lin silently poured beer from bottle to bottle. The explosive atmosphere on the stage suddenly became quiet, but With deep sadness.

Jiang Lin Su Ze squatted down casually, "Although I don't know why you guys are making trouble like this today, I dare say that you two still care about each other."

"I've heard of such a thing before, saying that there is such an old couple who have lived together for 60 years..."

At the same time, a soft and gentle singing sounded, like a sponge soaked in warm water, floating slowly in the studio. Accompanied by the singing, Su Ze told the story as if chatting casually, while the audience The audience sat there and listened quietly.

"The old couple love fish very much. The old man gave the old lady a fish tail, and the old lady gave the old man a fish head."

"One day, the two of them made an agreement, saying that this time no one would pick it up for the other, and they would eat their own. When the fish was ready, the old man went up and put the fish tail into his bowl, and the old lady picked up the fish head. "

"The two were laughing while eating. In fact, the old lady has always loved to eat fish heads, but she has eaten fish tails all her life. The old man likes to eat fish tails, but has eaten fish heads all her life. In this way, the two lived for 60 years and endured for 60 years...

"What is this, this is love! Both of them gave away their favorite things to each other!"

Jiang Yu, who was sobbing, calmed down, and sat there blankly listening to Su Ze's storytelling, and Jiang Lin also stopped drinking.

A short story, but it hit the hearts of everyone present at once. Many people's eyes were moist, and the emotionally sensitive audience like Jiang Muyun who was holding Yanyan in the front row couldn't help but shed tears. tears.

Yes, it's not because of anything else that I can give my favorite things to the other party for 60 years, and I can silently eat things I don't like for 60 years.

Just because, I love you.

Su Ze sighed softly, "Brother, sister, isn't this just like the two of you? My sister loves jujubes, my brother loves pears, look at what you eat, leave early..."

This is a joke, and some audience laughed, but this kind of laughter is different from before, just like Jiang Yu's laughter when he sat on the washboard and begged Su Ze not to be impulsive in "A Manly Man", full of laughter Warmth, some people wipe the tears from the corners of their eyes while laughing.

(End of this chapter)