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Chapter 208 War theme!

Chapter 210 War theme!

In front, Laolong and Huang Xiaoxia performed in turn. The performances of several teams are very good. They have gradually mastered the new creative methods and performance forms. If there is anything lacking, it may be experience and enthusiasm. They probably understand Su Ze's routine of new era sketches, but it will take a certain amount of time to apply what he has learned well.

But Su Ze believes that once they have accumulated quantitatively and turned into qualitative breakthroughs, they will definitely become the top group of comedians in China in time.

In the studio, Huang Xiaoxia's team, who was the fourth on stage, finished the interview, and the host Li Li continued to report.

"The next skit to be staged, the director told me that there are a lot of props in this skit, let me say a few more words on stage." Li Li laughed.

"Okay!" The audience laughed and applauded. "Comedy Star" made Huang Xiaoxia and other comedians popular, but it also made Li Li's popularity much higher.Her hosting style is very natural, not pretentious, and she also cooperates with comedians to tell some small jokes during interviews to amuse the audience, so the audience also likes her very much.

"Say something..." Li Li tilted her head thinking.

"Sing a song!"

"Sing a song! Su Ze's!" Some audience shouted loudly, and there was a booing sound from the audience, "Sing! Sing! Sing!"

"Singing? Su Ze's?" Li Li smiled, "Let me think about it!"

"Sing! Sing!" The audience continued to boo.

"Okay, then I'll sing a few words!" Li Li smiled, and after a while, she began to sing: "Who married you who is sentimental, who read your diary, who put your long hair up, who gave The wedding dress you made... Thank you everyone!"

"Ow—"

"One more song!"

The audience applauded loudly, the atmosphere was very jubilant, and on the stage, behind the big screen, Su Ze and the others were nervously preparing.

"The props are in place!"

"Ready!"

"It's time to start..."

Earlier, Li Li received instructions from the director through the earphones, and said with a smile: "Speaking of the song "You at the Same Table", I personally like it very much, I like to listen to it, and I like to sing it. But I am very interested Self-aware, when it comes to singing this song, no one can compare to the one who will appear next..."

"Su Ze! Su Ze!"

The audience shouted loudly, and everyone knew that the next person to appear was Su Ze.

And their hearts were full of expectations. Su Ze missed the game last time and sent Jiang Lin and Jiang Yu to play, but they only got No.3.Before the recording of this episode, Su Ze posted on Weibo to let everyone see different sketches.

What kind of skit is not the same skit?

Su Ze, who always likes to create surprises, will show the audience this time?
Not only the audience, including the old dragon Huang Xiaoxia in the lounge, they stopped chatting, but stared at the TV in front of them seriously.

The bell rang, and the curtain was slowly pulled up. Before the scenery appeared, the sound of several kinds of birds chirping sounded. If you listen carefully, you can also hear the rustling sound of the wind blowing through the jungle.

As the curtain opened, everyone gradually saw the scene behind.

On the dimly lit stage, there was a thick and big tree. This big tree prop was more than three meters high, with luxuriant branches and leaves, fully covering the small half of the stage.On the stage, there are branches, fallen leaves, and stones, and the big screen behind it shows rivers and waterfalls, which shows that the scene of this sketch is in a mountain forest.

"Oh, I'm going!" Many audience members were taken aback by the stage layout.

"Wow..." Many people exclaimed, what kind of routine is this?
Don't the skits all happen in some small scenes?Such as at home, such as schools, hospitals, on the side of the road, etc...

When can the stories in the sketches be moved into the forest?

Moreover, from the props to the big screen at the back, the setting of this scene is too realistic!

No wonder Li Li said that there are a lot of props in this skit, no wonder Su Ze said that he wanted to let everyone see a different sketch, just from the layout of the scene, everyone was really shocked!
"Big movie..." In the lounge, the old dragon couldn't help exclaiming. Everyone was staring at the TV. They wanted to know that when they were trying to follow Su Ze's footsteps, Su Ze made the sketch again. to which step.

In the dark jungle, a heavily armed soldier appeared, and his actor was Jiang Lin. At this time, he was smearing camouflage paint on his face, holding a gun in his hand, and his eyes were cautiously scanning left and right. Move, step by step carefully move forward.

"war……"

"The story of this skit actually happened in a war..."

Everyone's attention was firmly attracted by this skit, such a scene, such a setting, they had never seen before!

"Ga———" the crow's cry suddenly sounded, and Jiang Lin was taken aback. She suddenly aimed her gun in the direction of the sound, but heard the sound of fluttering birds flying away.

He moved step by step, holding the gun solemnly, his heavy and slightly rapid breathing revealed his nervousness.

"Click-"

Suddenly, when Jiang Lin stepped down, there was such a sound under his feet, Jiang Lin was taken aback, then stopped, slowly put down the gun in her hand, looked down at her left foot, and then There was a desperate and helpless voice: "oh my god—"

"Stepped on a land mine!" The audience instantly understood what was going on.

"Hey hey..." At this moment, a mysterious laughter sounded from nowhere, which shocked Jiang Lin. She quickly raised the gun and pulled the trigger, firing in the direction of the suspected source of the sound. One shot, "Bang!"

"Hey hey hey hey..." The laughter sounded again, with a hint of schadenfreude and complacency, Jiang Lin couldn't figure out where the laughter came from, so she had to change the direction again and pull the trigger.

"Hahahaha..." The laughter rang out again. Jiang Lin adjusted the direction and continued to pull the trigger, but the gun in her hand made a "click" sound, and there was no bullet!
But at this moment, accompanied by a burst of singing in the background, a hole suddenly left in the trunk of the big tree, and a roast chicken that had been bitten a few bites was exposed first, followed by a hand and an arm. , and then Su Ze, who was wearing ordinary casual clothes, got out from the tree trunk. While biting the roast chicken, he looked at Jiang Lin triumphantly.

"Ow—"

"Whoa whoa-"

Applause and cheers sounded, and the audience couldn't help laughing at Su Ze's ingenious appearance.

On the stage, Su Ze held a roast chicken in one hand and a sickle in the other, and looked at Jiang Lin with a smile, "American soldier, heh heh heh, it's really a shame, I just planted a mine here and let it go!" You are being stepped on! Snipers, come on, let me see if you snipe a dick!"

He raised the roast chicken in his hand and looked at Jiang Lin with a mean smile.

"Hahaha——" the audience laughed, sniper?Sniper?

"This burden is fun!" Song Pingping couldn't help laughing and applauding.

"Is it a little far away?" Su Ze looked at Jiang Lin who was a little silly, and became more proud, and took a step forward, "Then I stand here?"

"Stand here?"

"Stand here?"

Every time Su Ze said a word, he took a step forward. He was very close to Jiang Lin, but Jiang Lin, who was stepping on landmines under her feet and had no bullets in her gun, had nothing to do with him.

Su Ze looked at Jiang Lin proudly, and took another step forward, almost face to face with Jiang Lin, "Then let me stand here!"

"Click-"

Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded, and Su Ze, who was smiling cheaply just now, was suddenly dumbfounded, his smile froze, and he looked down at his feet.

"Hahahahaha——" Now the audience understood that Su Ze had also stepped on a landmine!
He raised his head and looked at Jiang Lin blankly, "You don't need to spy on me now..."

Jiang Lin was taken aback at first, and then laughed gloatingly, "Didn't you say that you buried a mine?"

"Yes..." Su Ze looked down at his feet, with an expression on the verge of tears, "But who buried this mine, I don't know!"

The distance between the two was very close. After Su Ze said this, he suddenly threw the roast chicken in his hand towards Jiang Lin, and then swung the sickle in his hand and chopped at Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin quickly bent down to avoid the roast chicken, and then wrestled with Su Ze with the spear in her hand!
"what--"

"Oh--"

"Hey!"

The two fought very fiercely. Suddenly, their knees bumped into each other. They were so painful that they bent down to cover their knees. Su Ze didn't pay attention to his feet, and staggered back a step. Jiang Lin was startled, and quickly stretched out her right foot to step on the landmine under Su Ze's feet!

Su Ze turned around, was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, "Are you afraid of death? Then you should bear the pain!"

He stepped on Jiang Lin's right foot suddenly, making Jiang Lin scream, and then kicked again, kicked again!
Then he put his legs together and jumped up to give Jiang Lin a hard time, but at the moment he landed, Jiang Lin suddenly withdrew her right foot, causing Su Ze to step on the landmine , and then at the moment when Su Ze was confused, he stepped on it fiercely!
"Ahhh-"

The two fought again, and Jiang Lin stepped on Su Ze's foot and shouted, "You can't move anymore!"

Unexpectedly, Su Ze smiled, jumped back suddenly, and pulled his foot out of the shoe. Then, the situation suddenly changed to Jiang Lin stepping on a shoe, and there were landmines underneath!

"Ah?" Jiang Lin was stunned again, and the liberated Su Ze triumphantly kicked Jiang Lin. Jiang Lin was kicked so loudly, but she didn't dare to move. There are landmines under your feet, and you will die if you move!

"Hey hey——" Su Ze circled around Jiang Lin, but when he walked around in front of Jiang Lin again triumphantly, he didn't notice that he was standing in the landmine's position again.

Seeing this, Jiang Lin quickly let go of her feet!

Su Ze was confused again!
(End of this chapter)