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Chapter 247 All Chinese people are rookies!
Chapter 250 Nine Chinese people are all rookies!
"Su Ze? Su Ze who plays the skit?"

When the old fan said this, Brother Shu remembered who Su Ze was. He was still a fan of Su Ze. He liked watching Su Ze's sketches very much and recommended them to his audience many times.

but……

Su Ze is playing Yasuo?
"Brother, are you joking?" Brother Shu said with a strange expression, "How is that possible?"

If Su Ze plays League of Legends, he believes in it, and in Yasuo, he also believes it. After all, Su Ze is the creator of EQ Flash, and he knows it too!

But isn't this mid laner Yasuo with Lemon?Just now Lemon asked him for a seat, it should be two people who are playing black.

How could Lemon be cheating with Su Ze?

nonsense.

Brother Shu didn't believe it at all: "Brother, I know that Su Ze's Yasuo is good at playing, and the EQ flash is the first, but you say that this Yasuo is Su Ze, I don't believe it..."

Not only did he not believe it, but the rest of the audience didn't believe it either.

"Brother, don't make trouble, how could Yasuo be Su Ze?"

"Su Ze is a singer and comedian, a traditional type of celebrity entertainer, and has nothing to do with League of Legends!"

"Although I know that Su Ze also plays games, but the Beiyang mouse is in the queue? It's too ridiculous..."

"Really!" Seeing that he didn't believe it, the old fan sent another barrage: "Su Ze is cheating on Lemon, if you don't believe me, go to Lemon's Weibo, her comment section has exploded!"

"Really?" Brother Shu was a little suspicious, but the person who posted the barrage was an old fan of his, and he had met him in real life, so he was a very real person.

Brother Shu suspiciously picked up the phone, opened Weibo, and found Lemon.

Then he froze.

"I rely on lean..." A series of exclamation words popped out of his mouth, his eyes were wide open, and his face was full of disbelief: "It turned out to be true!"

Surprised, he approached the camera with his mobile phone, and showed the audience the photo taken by Lemon on the screen of the mobile phone: "Lemon is really cheating on Su Ze, look at this photo, there is Lemon in the front, and the one behind is exposed The one with a side profile is Su Ze... Well, it's not clear from the camera, let's find it from the computer page!"

The game is still loading, Brother Shu switches pages, opens the browser and finds Lemon's Weibo, clicks on the photo with the mouse: "Look, don't you?"

The barrage suddenly exploded.

"My God, it's really Su Ze!"

"Uh uh uh, why did Su Ze and Lemon run together?"

"I'll go, could it be that my goddess was hooked up by Su Ze?"

"I heard that Lemon released a single recently. This is going to enter the music scene. Did you ask Su Ze to write the song?"

The audience guessed and marveled in various ways. In short, it is so rare and interesting to meet a celebrity artist who is generally liked by young people while watching the live broadcast of the game!

And this celebrity entertainer is not only a handsome guy, but also having sex with the young and cute e-sports first sister in a private room!
This is even more topical!

"Let me see what's going on..." Brother Shu pulled the Weibo page to the text, read it out word by word, then he was stunned, and laughed hahaha.

"Damn it, it's too coincidental, it's so funny! The two met by chance! And neither of them knew the other!"

Brother Shu was about to burst out laughing. Seeing doubts from the audience, he explained: "Everyone listen to me, based on what I know about Lemon, what is said in this Weibo is absolutely true. Lemon never watches variety shows. , I recommended "Comedy Star" to her several times, but she has never watched it. Of course, she also likes Su Ze's songs when she listens to them, but she can't see her face when she listens to them, right? So This matter, haha, is absolutely impossible!"

After laughing for a long time, Brother Shu remembered the game, and quickly switched back to the game, only to see that the wild monsters were about to be refreshed, and Lemon was sending question marks to the assistant Bron standing in the spring.

"Here we come..." Brother Shu hurriedly bought equipment, controlled Braum to walk towards the wild area, and said with a smirk at the same time: "Brothers, it seems that Lemon doesn't know that Yasuo is Su Ze, tell me, Should I remind her?"

He thought for a while and smiled again: "Forget it, brothers, this is Lemon's master promotion competition, let's not talk about it first, so as not to affect Lemon's mentality, haha. Okay, the wild monsters have been refreshed, no Having said so much, concentrate on playing games, after all, I can’t let my Beiyangshu’s name be thrown into the entertainment circle! Dude is planning to develop into the entertainment circle!”

Helping the assistant fight a few wild monsters, Brother Shu went online with Lemon's policewoman, and at the same time cut the perspective to the middle lane: "Brother, there is something in the middle lane, one side is Su Ze's Yasuo, and the other side is ONCE's demon Ji, one is the creator of EQ flash, and the other is the support of the MD team, who do you think will win?"

The fans on the barrage swiped. Some people said that Su Ze was great, and some said ONCE, but there were still many people who were optimistic about ONCE, accounting for about [-]% to [-]%.

After all, ONCE is a professional player!

Although Su Ze is the creator of EQ Flash, some people have analyzed that Su Ze's strength is at the diamond level, but in front of professional players, ordinary diamond players are not enough to look at!

Even the Beiyangshu said: "From the bottom of my heart, I definitely support Su Ze, but objective analysis, it must be that ONCE can play the advantage..."

……

MD team, in the training room, JOJO and ONCE are sitting together, there are only two of them in the training room at this time.

Well, on New Year's Day, the training base had a three-day holiday, and the other teammates either went home or went shopping, and they were the only ones who stayed in the base.

"ONCE, after this season is over, what are your plans?" JOJO asked.

"Go back to China! I have decided to go back to China!" ONCE said, paused, looked around, and whispered: "These people in Huaxia are too good, really, with the two of us sitting on the road, last season even Didn’t even make it to the LPL finals, the teammates are too pitiful! Both of us have played in the S series finals, and you have won the S series finals. You have an exclusive hero skin, but you are also defeated by this group of rookies. It's getting dragged down...JOJO, what's your plan?"

"I'm still thinking about it..." JOJO pushed the glasses on his nose.

"Is there anything to consider." ONCE snorted: "Huaxia is really bad. The players are bad, the coaches are bad, and the quality is also very low. It's boring!"

"But..." JOJO hesitated.

"But what? High salary?" ONCE asked.

JOJO nodded.

"Haha, it's true, Huaxia, it's just that people are stupid and have a lot of money! That's why I'm still playing this season, or else I would have left at the end of last season!"

ONCE smiled and said: "Besides, Chinese people are not only stupid, but also have a lot of beauties. I just chatted with a beautiful coser recently, and I'm about to meet up with her! By the way, let me tell you, don't be too conservative, there are so many Female fans, if you stretch out your fingers to flirt, there must be a group of women crazily jumping on you! Anyway, sooner or later you will leave Huaxia, why not enjoy yourself before you leave? "

"This is not good..." JOJO said: "I have no plans to marry a Chinese girl. You know, there are girlfriends in my country."

"Come on, JOJO, who said that dating is about to get married, just play!"

ONCE sneered at JOJO's statement, "There are so many stupid fans, you just need to say a few nice words and smile at them, and they will be fascinated by it, and they will dump it after playing. It's okay to change another one. That's right. , you should follow me back to China, these people in Huaxia are too good, I don’t want to waste my precious career life for these wages, I also want to hit the S series finals, there is no future in Huaxia!”

"Let me think about it again... What you said is also reasonable, you have a chance to introduce me to a beautiful girl!" JOJO said.

"Haha, you finally got the hang of it, don't worry, this matter is very simple. Although Chinese people are good at League of Legends, there are still a lot of beautiful girls!"

ONCE muttered in his mouth, staring at the computer screen: "Look at this person, who knows that I chose the enchantress, but dares to choose a short-handed hero like Yasuo, he must be looking for abuse... Believe it or not Can I kill him alone before the sixth level?"

……

"Brothers, JOJO is too strong, I really can't beat it!"

On Sweet Potato TV, Brother Shu looked at his own black and white screen with a bitter look on his face.

To be honest, he didn't make any mistakes, and neither did Lemon, but after all, JOJO on the opposite side is a professional player who has won a championship. His personal strength is too strong, and the female policeman alone suppressed him and Lemon. JOJO's position is well controlled. The range of the female policeman's flat A is dozens of yards longer than that of Lemon's Lucian. Hit the policewoman.

No, in a 2V2 bot lane just now, JOJO, who has the advantage in blood volume, successfully killed his assistant Braum, and forced out Lemon's flash healing double move, which made Lemon have to go back to the city, and this time back to the city, The experience and economy of a large wave of soldiers must be missed, and the disadvantage of the bottom lane is bound to become greater and greater.

……

"JOJO, well done, look, let me say, Chinese people are really noobs, rotten tomatoes!"

ONCE saw that JOJO took the first blood, and laughed mockingly: "Do you know how the Japanese laughed at the Chinese people in the last century? The sick man of East Asia! Hahaha, it's so apt! If you want me to say, just Huaxia should be kicked out of our East Asian region, it is really embarrassing for us East Asians!"

JOJO couldn't help but nodded after saying these words: "Huaxia players are indeed not good at playing. I remember that the Lemon opposite is a former professional player. She was regarded as the first lady of e-sports by Huaxia people, but her strength is too bad!"

"Lemon? Is Lucian a Lemon? I didn't notice!"

ONCE smiled and said, "However, Lemon is very cute. It would be great if I could invite her to the hotel... Haha, I'm level five, let me solo kill this Yasuo!"

(End of this chapter)