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Chapter 252 Pixar Jinx Jax!
Chapter 260 Five Pixar Jinx Jax!
Zhou Jinlun didn't come?
I will perform a show instead of Zhou Jinlun?
To be honest, Su Ze is under pressure, and the pressure is not small.

Zhou Jinlun is a super star, especially among the people in their 20s. He can be said to be the biggest celebrity tonight.The audience at the scene were also waiting for Zhou Jinlun's performance.

Although it is said that the news of the invited guests is kept confidential, as of today, many fans have received news from various channels, and it is not surprising that Zhou Jinlun came to participate in the carnival event. After all, he is a well-known LOL fan. There is a professional team, so some people guessed that one of the invited guests was Zhou Jinlun a few days ago.

At this moment, the audience in the audience was already looking forward to Zhou Jinlun's performance on stage, and some fans kept shaking their mobile phones with the name "Zhou Jinlun" written on them.

At this time, tell the audience that Zhou Jinlun will not be coming and that I, Su Ze, will be performing instead. It is really difficult for the audience to accept.

So... yes, or not?
After a little hesitation, Su Ze nodded, and he took over this task!

The director asked me to come here, and it is considered a favor for him to help. From another perspective, if he can make good use of this performance opportunity, it will be a good thing for him.

Seeing that Su Ze agreed, the host breathed a sigh of relief, and asked in a low voice, "Then what song do you want to sing, I'll ask them to prepare the accompaniment."

"No need." Su Ze shook his head, signaling the host to rest assured, "But you have to explain the situation to me."

"It should."

The host nodded, then turned to look at the audience.

The audience saw the two muttering a few words on the stage, and they were curious, when they heard the host announce to everyone that Zhou Jinlun was on his way due to a flight delay and couldn't perform on stage, but he could Participate in the next entertainment competition, I hope all the audience can understand.

"Oh……"

There was a soft cry from the audience. Even though the host apologized, the audience understood that flight delays are inevitable, but they were still very disappointed.

"But don't be too sad, everyone. After discussing with Mr. Su, we decided that Mr. Su will perform one more show for everyone..." the host said with a smile.

"Okay... alas." This is the thought in the minds of many viewers.

Although Su Ze is not bad, he is not Zhou Jinlun whom they have liked for many years!

But, there is no way, Su Ze can be Su Ze, it is not unacceptable.

On behalf of the organizer, the host apologized again and stepped off the stage, leaving Su Ze standing on the stage alone.

At this moment, except for a small number of Su Ze's die-hard fans, most of the audience's emotions are a little unstable and negative, and even some audiences who are not familiar with Su Ze and have no feelings for Su Ze are boycotting Su Ze. Ze, wanting to complete a good performance in the next few minutes, Su Ze is under a lot of pressure.

And in the background, from Jin Yibo, Wan Xiaohui to Lemon, many people were staring at Su Ze, wanting to see how Su Ze would handle the situation.

Su Ze stood on the stage, looked at the audience, and smiled: "Friends, to be honest, the organizer entrusted me with this task, and I was under a lot of pressure. After all, Mr. Zhou is the king of singers, and I am just a A rookie who just debuted..."

The audience was silent, and Su Ze's expression did not change. He smiled lightly: "In order to relieve the tension, I will tell you a little joke..."

Ok?Little joke, does Su Ze want to perform cross talk?

Many people know that Su Ze is a comedian, and his comic sketches are great, so when he heard Su Ze say that, he thought Su Ze was going to make some comic jokes.

However, Su Ze's joke was surprising.

"One day, Lulu was walking by the river and accidentally dropped Pixar into the water."

Su Ze's first sentence made the audience stunned, Lulu, Pixar?

Haha, is this still a joke related to League of Legends?

The curiosity of the audience was raised at once!
On the stage, Su Ze continued: "At this time, the river god came out and asked Lulu, did you drop Jinx or Jax?"

Hearing this sentence, the audience immediately became happy!
A very familiar sentence!

Isn't this the golden ax, silver ax, and iron ax in elementary school texts?

Haha Suze adapted it?

But it's really interesting!

Su Ze also smiled and continued: "Lulu answered, Pixar."

Everyone had expected this game.

So, what's next?

The river god will say, I will give you Jinx and Jasque together?
"The river god said, well, since you're so honest, I'll give you both Lux and Aatrox!"

As Su Ze spoke, he raised his eyebrows and spread his hands, which also indicated that he had finished speaking.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience in the audience laughed.

"Damn, this joke is so talented! Hey, the primary school text has been adapted like this!"

"Pix, Jinx, Jax, Lux, Aatrox, haha, it's really Suze, it's so funny!"

"I knew that Su Ze's performance was not bad!"

"This is the best joke I've heard this year!"

The audience laughed together, and the resistance to Su Ze was eliminated a lot at once!

This is a League of Legends event. There are fans of Zhou Jinlun, Lemon, and Su Ze, but no matter who they are, they are fans of League of Legends!
Talking about League of Legends is the best way to get closer to the audience!
The slightly awkward atmosphere suddenly became more active, Su Ze breathed a sigh of relief, and the expression on his face was still a faint smile: "League of Legends is a very interesting game, I like to play it very much, I have A friend named Jiang Yu..."

At the mention of this name, some audience members laughed. These people watched Su Ze’s sketches, so of course they knew Jiang Yu. When they heard Su Ze mention it, they naturally thought of Jiang Yu’s comedic roles, and couldn’t help it. laughed.

Of course, there are also many viewers who don't know the name.

However, it doesn't matter.

Su Ze continued: "A lot of friends know that we participated in a show together a while ago, so we often talked about scripts and rehearsals together. Sometimes when I'm tired, I like to play League of Legends to relax. See Jiang Yu I had so much fun that I let her play with me."

"Then I started blackmailing with her. She was playing nanny support and went out without buying equipment. I didn't care at the time. After all, it's normal for a novice to forget to buy equipment, so I casually reminded her."

"But I didn't expect it. I kept playing until the end of the game. When I looked at her equipment bar, it was still empty!"

"I asked her, why don't you buy equipment?"

"Guess what she said?" Su Ze paused for a while, and smiled a little under the curious and expectant eyes of the audience: "Jiang Yu said, I don't want to buy it, I want to save money to buy Galen !"

"Hahahahaha-!"

After Su Ze's voice fell, the thousands of spectators at the scene burst into joy!
Instead of buying equipment, you actually want to save money to buy Galen?

Whoops!
How to buy heroes with gold coins in the game?
Jiangyu is too funny!So silly and so cute!

However, this is not over yet, Su Ze didn't stop talking, and said with a smile: "I was so happy at the time, and then I finally explained to her what money in the game is and what gold coins for buying heroes are, and taught her knowledge about how she uses the store."

"Then one day, Jiang Yu texted me."

"Su Ze, I just bought a Galen, but why can't it turn in circles? Pressing E will only throw a flag out. How can I turn around? Please reply quickly, it's urgent!"

Press the E skill to throw a flag?
Hahaha, Jiangyu, Jiangyu, are you sure you bought Galen, not the prince?

Many audience members laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their backs, covered their stomachs, and leaned forward and backward. They had never heard such a joke!
The joke is very funny, Jiang Yu is so stupid and cute, but think about it carefully, who doesn't have a few funny novice buddies around him?

The mistakes Jiang Yu made may not have been made by others...

It's fun, and it feels very real and friendly!
"Su Ze is amazing..." Backstage, Wan Xiaohui praised softly. It was just a stopgap measure to let Su Ze perform in Zhou Jinlun's place, but he did not expect to achieve better results.

This is a League of Legends event, Su Ze's performance is far better than singing another song!

"Director, Mr. Zhou is here." A staff member said.

"Okay, I'll pick it up right away, get ready, don't delay the entertainment game later."

On the stage, Su Ze saw that the atmosphere of the scene was getting warmer, so he struck while the iron was hot.

"In the process of playing games, we always encounter all kinds of interesting things, and the characters in League of Legends are actually very funny! One day, Pan Sen boasted of his spear and shield on the street, saying: My spear is the sharpest spear in the world and can pierce anything; my shield is the strongest shield in the world and nothing can pierce through. At this time, Galen jumped out and said: If you use your What would happen if you stabbed your shield with a spear? Pan Sen stabbed Teemo, who was watching, to death with one spear. Said: Just fuck you have too much to do!"

The sudden turning point caused many viewers to be stunned for a moment, and then they reacted and burst out laughing again.

Galen interrupted, and Pan Sen stabbed Teemo to death?
Doesn't this mean that Teemo must die!

Damn, so funny and so talented!
The audience was overjoyed. Some audience laughed and shook their mobile phones. On those screens, Zhou Jinlun's name was changed to Su Ze at some point. In a short period of time, they all seemed to be Suze fans!

"Okay, since everyone supports me so much, I will teach you a way to play League of Legends..."

"Top order: I will fight whoever has the highest output!"

"ap: Whoever threatens me will fight!"

"Jungle: I will fight whoever is in the top lane!"

"Support: I will fight whoever plays ADC!"

"adc: Who can I fight!"

"thank you all!"

(End of this chapter)