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Chapter 253 Your Teemo Sauce!
Chapter 260 Your Teemo Sauce!
The League of Legends Post Bar, Handheld League of Legends, major game forums, and even the major live broadcast platforms are all filled with joy at this time. Countless viewers who are watching the live broadcast of the carnival have posted Su Ze's jokes on the Internet!

I have to say that these people's hand speed is really fast. Su Ze is still talking here, and the first two jokes have already been posted on the Internet.

"Pixar, Jinx, Jax, Lux, Aatrox, oh my god, I laughed so hard, who made this up, it's so talented!"

"Same question, being able to adapt elementary school texts into League of Legends jokes is amazing my brother!"

"Su Ze! This is a joke Su Ze told at the carnival. It's still live, go and watch it!"

"It's so funny, go right away!"

"At first I thought the carnival was ugly, but just based on this joke, I have to go and see it!"

"Let's go together!"

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"Sister, what are you looking at?"

In one family, the younger brother rushed out of the room with his mobile phone in his hand, and saw his elder sister also holding a mobile phone, wearing earphones, watching the phone screen with gusto.

"New Year's Eve party!" My sister said without raising her head.

"Hey, what New Year's Eve party are you watching? Come and watch the League of Legends carnival!"

"What's so good about Carnival? I know there is Zhou Jinlun, but I'm not his fan, so I don't feel it. Look!"

"It's not Zhou Jinlun, sister, it's Su Ze!"

"What's wrong with Su Ze? Are you singing a new song? Let me listen!" My sister raised her spirits and asked with interest.

"No, no, Su Ze didn't sing, he was telling jokes!" The younger brother shook his head.

"What joke?"

"You can see for yourself!" The younger brother handed over the phone, and the older sister stretched her head to look, just in time to hear Su Ze talking about a new story.

"Rambo asked Tristana one day: 'What do you like?'"

"Tristana blushed, and her voice faded: 'I... like Teemo the most...'"

"Rambo walked away thoughtfully."

"The next day, Rambo appeared in front of her, scarred but with a bright smile, as if he was willing to give her the whole world as long as she said a word."

"He handed her a bottle and smiled softly: 'Here, your Teemo sauce.'"

After a joke was finished, the sister sitting on the sofa couldn't be happier, threw away her mobile phone, covered her belly and laughed loudly: "Temo sauce, Teemo sauce, so this is Teemo sauce!"

After laughing for a while, she snorted again: "However, why did you blackmail my favorite Teemo? It's too hateful!"

After one of Su Ze's jokes, countless female gamers who like Teemo already hate him so much that they dare to make my Teemo into sauce, it's too disgusting!

However, Su Ze's black Timo is not finished yet.

"Temo said one day that he wanted to invite Kenan to dinner. After the meal, the waiter came to pay the bill. Kenan said that Timo would give the money, but the waiter was dumbfounded? Aren't you the only one here?"

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

However, Su Ze didn't finish his sentence, "When the boss said this, Kenan was in a hurry, a RW, and Teemo, who had only half his life left, came out. Boss, I'll pay, I'll pay!"

Su Ze's additional performance turned into a special stand-up comedy show. The funny jokes of the League of Legends made the audience in the audience amused, and those who watched the live broadcast in front of the computer and mobile phone, I don't know how many people My stomach hurts from laughing.

At this moment, where is there any embarrassing and deserted atmosphere in the entire carnival scene?
Even if Zhou Jinlun sang on stage, it wouldn't be so lively!
What's more, Zhou Jinlun sings, you can watch it at the concert if you don't watch it here, and many fans of Zhou Jinlun have seen his concert.But have you heard so many good jokes?

He really deserves to be the champion of "Comedy Star" and has been hailed as the most talented comedian in recent years!

"One more! One more!"

Many audience members shouted loudly, many people stood up, some applauded, and some shouted with their hands in front of their mouths. Many people held signs with "Su Ze" and "Su Ze I love you" And the phone shakes left and right.

"Okay, tell me another one, tell me another one!" Su Ze said with a smile: "Do you still remember the first joke I told?"

"Remember!"

"Pixar fell into the river!"

"Send Lux ​​and Aatrox to you!"

The audience responded with a smile.

"Then I'll talk about something similar to this at the end..." Su Ze laughed.

The audience quieted down one after another. What kind of joke would it be like this?
"The darkborn sword demon crossed the sea of ​​conquest, and accidentally dropped his sword into the sea of ​​conquest."

"At this moment, a beautiful figure jumped out of the sea, wow! The legendary mermaid Nami!"

"Nami asked Sword Demon: Is this the long sword that fell into the sea?"

"The Sword Demon said, no."

"Is that the Doran sword that fell into the sea?"

"The Sword Demon said, no."

"Nami praised: What an honest boy, I will give you both of these swords as a reward!"

Su Ze stopped here.

The audience was taken aback, this joke...isn't fun!
Playing a meme twice, the point is, this time is not as fun as the last time!

Is it because I didn't get the joke?

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, you looked at me, I looked at you, they all looked confused.

On the stage, Su Ze looked at the stunned audience, smiled silently, and said another sentence quietly.

"The sword demon said: You're fucking kidding me, return the blood-drinking sword to Lao Tzu! If you don't give labor, you will be hacked to death!"

After the words fell, the stunned audience burst into laughter one by one, hey, this sentence of the sword demon is simply the finishing touch, and it immediately broke the point of laughter!
I lost a blood-drinking sword. You gave me a long sword and a Doran sword. The combined price is less than one-third of my blood-drinking sword. Are you kidding me, Nami?

If I were Sword Demon, I would definitely be angry too!Ha ha!
"Okay, thank you everyone! See you later!" While the audience was still laughing, Su Ze waved his hand and walked down the stage.

He told more than a dozen jokes, and seven or eight minutes passed, dragging on long enough.

But the audience hadn't heard enough. Seeing Su Ze step down, everyone was unhappy!

"Tell me one more time! Tell me another one!"

"I want to hear a joke!"

"I don't want to watch entertainment games, I want to listen to jokes! Damn, it's so funny, haha!"

"Su Ze, I love you! I will always support you!"

Su Ze laughed loudly, ignored them, and stepped off the stage waving his hands. Although the audience in the audience were very reluctant, they could only watch Su Ze go away helplessly.

"It's awesome! It's awesome! Brother! Awesome!"

As soon as he walked off the stage, the director Wan Xiaohui greeted him personally. Su Ze's performance was really amazing. When he originally entrusted Su Ze with the task of acting in place of Zhou Jinlun, he was actually a little nervous.But he never expected Su Ze to complete the task so well!

Don't talk about the audience, just talk about them, the organizers, who couldn't straighten up laughing?
Such a funny joke is related to the League of Legends, but I have never heard of it before!
Moreover, Wan Xiaohui is keenly aware that today's video of Su Ze's performance and these humorous jokes, as long as they are manipulated a little to promote them to spread among young people, the reputation of League of Legends will definitely skyrocket!
"Brother, amazing! It's so funny!"

A voice came from the side, but it was a cool-looking young man in his 30s wearing a jacket.

"Mr. Zhou! Hello, hello!" Seeing the person coming, Su Ze stepped forward to greet him.

The person who came was naturally Zhou Jinlun, who was late. Just now, he was putting on makeup in the background, while watching the live broadcast, and listening to Su Ze tell those jokes, he was also very happy!

Zhou Jinlun is just in his early 30s, and he is young at heart. He usually likes to tease people around him, and sometimes writes a few short jokes on the Internet to amuse his fans. The more he likes to tell jokes, the more he knows how to write a good one The difficulty of the jokes, when Su Ze told these jokes, don't look very relaxed, they are easy to come by, but if it is someone else, I don't know when I will write them!

And Zhou Jinlun also knew that Su Ze was performing in his place, and he was notified suddenly on stage.

Under such circumstances, it is even more difficult to successfully win the live audience!
"Hello, hello! Su Ze, I like you!" Zhou Jinlun shook hands with Su Ze with a smile, and patted Su Ze's shoulder affectionately.

"Thank you Mr. Zhou for your compliment." Su Ze said politely.

"Don't be Mr. Zhou, Mr. Zhou, just call me Jinlun!" Zhou Jinlun said with a chuckle.

Su Ze already knew Zhou Jinlun's character and knew that he said this sincerely, but after all, he was his senior and was several years older than himself, so he still politely said: "Then I will call you Brother Zhou. "

"Okay, do as you like." Zhou Jinlun waved his hand casually, "You can perform for me, don't worry, I will repay you, and I will carry you in the game later, haha, before I came, I specially asked my The professional players of Team Jay have learned a few tricks, and they will definitely blow them up!"

Zhou Jinlun looked confident!
"Okay, then I'm going to lie down and win!" Su Ze laughed.

"Don't worry, it's very simple!" Although Zhou Jinlun knew that the opponent was a professional player, he still had to brag about his awesomeness. Anyway, his own strength was not bad, and he earned the platinum rank by himself. I believe ordinary stars would not have this strength.

As long as I'm better than Su Ze, that doesn't stop me from bragging in front of Su Ze!Ha ha!
The two were talking, Lemon, Tudou, and Color also came over, and the five members of the star team gathered together.

"It's time to play!"

With the sound of passionate music, Su Ze and the five of them walked from the backstage to the stage.

In an instant, the audience was boiling!

"Zhou Jinlun! Zhou Jinlun! Zhou Jinlun!"

"Aww - Su Ze! Su Ze!"

"Lemon! Goddess, I love you!"

"Potatoes, color...uh...forget it, Su Ze, I love you!"

(End of this chapter)