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Chapter 280 Rewards of Elegance and Popularity!

Chapter 290 The Sixth, Rewards of Elegance and Popularity!

Su Ze on the stage, every word and sentence is very clear. Although he is talking about stand-up comedy, and it is not a humorous and funny story like "Happy Childhood", he still masters the language of cross talk and controls the rhythm of the story. It firmly attracted the attention of the officers and soldiers.

Not only that, many actors and staff who had nothing to do backstage also flocked to the side of the stage, quietly listening to Su Ze's stand-up comedy.

"If you just give him vegetable soup, he won't be full!"

"It doesn't matter! Don't I order some rice paste Gabaer here!"

"Oh yes! Put it in the casserole!"

"Hey! Okay, I have half a piece of rotten tofu here. Put it in the pot too! There are also some cabbage sticks, throw them into the pot, and two rotten spinach, you can get them together!"

"It will be hot after a while, so bring the casserole over."

Su Ze played two roles, playing the two beggars who made "Pearl, Emerald and White Jade Soup" for Zhu Yuanzhang. His language was vivid, and he portrayed the two casual, sloppy, carefree beggars in a few words.

His way of telling is very vernacular, slightly playful, maintaining a certain literary quality without losing humor.

After speaking for two or three minutes, the officers and soldiers below the stage were attracted.

Everyone is usually in the military camp, and there is not much entertainment information available to them, so even if it is some programs that the general public thinks are monotonous and boring, they can watch them happily.What's more, this kind of classic stand-up comedy that ordinary people can't resist?

Back then, this stand-up comedy was performed by many famous artists, and the version performed by Su Ze at this time is the most widely circulated version performed by Mr. Liu Baorui.Although Su Ze does not have the acting skills of a cross talk master, he is not bad at all, enough to kill most of the young cross talk actors today.

As the plot progressed, after Zhu Yuanzhang became emperor, he missed the "pearl, emerald and white jade soup" he drank very much, so he released the emperor list.Two beggars came into the palace to make this soup for Zhu Yuanzhang. The imperial dining room thought it used good ingredients, but the two beggars only chose rotten spinach from cabbage gang.

"All the tofu was crushed there, so I set up the bucket to dry in the sun. This is mid-July, how hot was it that day? It started bubbling after a while. After half a day, the chemical effect had taken place, puffing. Puffing, sour gas and stench coming out! The sour smell is skyrocketing. The dried rice is ready, and the vegetables are all ready, and the three of them stand there in a daze at this pile of things: glutinous rice, cabbage Gangzi, rotten spinach, two buckets of miscellaneous vegetables, and brush tofu soaked in water."

Everyone was very excited when they heard it, and they thought that even ordinary people would not be able to eat the food made from these messy dirty things. Can Zhu Yuanzhang eat it?

However, Zhu Yuanzhang didn’t know. In his impression, “Pearl, Jade and White Jade Soup” is a first-class delicacy. He not only eats it himself, but also gives it to civil and military officials. These civil and military officials don’t even know what kind of soup it is. But listening to the name, it is very tall, it must be good!
"It is said that there are pearls and seafood in it, phoenix liver and dragon marrow, which are really rare treasures in the poor world. It has been steamed and refined for a long time to make this soup. Today, we are deeply favored by the emperor and tasted this taste. Hey, it is really us. Zude is not shallow."

The ministers’ comments made everyone laugh. This story is inherently humorous, and Su Ze’s language and tone are lively and playful. The different characters are vividly interpreted only by the narration, and many People can't wait to know the expressions of Zhu Yuanzhang and all civil and military officials when they saw this "pearl, emerald and white jade soup".

"Su Ze's ability to make up stories is really strong..." Dewey said with emotion.

"Well, he also wrote a novel." Jiang Lu said, in fact, because of yesterday's incident, she paid more attention to Su Ze, so she searched for Su Ze's information on the Internet and found out that Su Ze had written a book "The First Time" The love novel of "Intimate Contact", according to the comments of netizens, is actually very well written.

Thinking about the sketches and comic dialogues created by Su Ze, Jiang Lu really admires this powerful creative ability.

From touching songs, to humorous sketches, to novels emphasizing narrative and stand-up comedy, he has not only dabbled in, but also mastered everything.

Unknowingly, the stand-up comic came to the end.

Zhu Yuanzhang finally understood what a dirty thing "Pearl, Emerald and White Jade Soup" was, but he couldn't slap himself in the face, so he had to grit his teeth and drink it.The civil and military officials saw that the emperor had drunk it, and they couldn't do it if they didn't drink it themselves. They pinched their noses and held their breath, and poured it into their stomachs.

"When the emperor saw that all the civil and military officials drank it, the emperor was very happy! He stood up and asked: "My dear friends, this pearl, emerald and white jade soup that I invited someone to make, you all drink it, how does it taste?" Hearing this sentence, I stood up and stretched out my two fingers, and the two thumbs raised up, but they just didn't speak. Why didn't you say it? You still have a mouthful in your mouth."

"Your Majesty saw it and understood it! Ah, dear friends, you wait for everyone to be silent and stretch out your fingers. I already understand what you mean - you want to have two more bowls for each of you!"

After the words fell, Su Ze slapped the gavel in his hand, lifted his robe, and turned to step off the stage!

The crowd stared blankly at his figure disappearing on the stage, and then they reacted one after another. The applause broke out with a "wow", which was extremely enthusiastic. Many officers and soldiers clapped their hands vigorously and shouted hello.

Someone quietly checked the time, only to realize that more than 20 minutes had passed, which was enough time for four songs, but in retrospect, it didn't feel like it was too long.Everyone was attracted by Su Ze's wonderful narration, and they didn't feel the passage of time.

"Squad leader, squad leader, how is this cross talk, please give me an evaluation."

In the auditorium, several people cast their eyes on the squad leader beside them. They are soldiers of a certain squad. This squad leader is a fan of cross talk. He usually likes to listen to various cross talks and often performs for everyone.In the army, there is no one to play with him, so his performances are usually mainly stand-up comedy. After studying for a long time, he can be regarded as a little master in this respect.So everyone wants to hear his point of view.

"Classic!" The squad leader raised his thumb, said two words, paused and added: "A classic that can be passed down!"

"Is it so powerful?" Everyone thought it sounded good and attractive, but they couldn't judge its value and status. At this time, they were quite surprised to hear that the monitor used the "classic" to describe it.

"Yes!" The squad leader nodded: "This kind of work is humorous and can make people laugh, but it also contains philosophy, which is suitable for both refined and popular tastes. We like to listen to it, and we can tell it to ordinary people. Even if it is on TV, go to some Spring Festival Gala It’s also okay for official performance occasions like this. If anyone wants to learn stand-up comedy in the future, “Pearl Jade White Jade Soup” is probably a class that you can’t avoid.”

There was Su Ze's stand-up comedy in the front, and the performers in the back expressed a lot of pressure, but Luo Jiasheng had already expected this, so he directly sent Jiang Lu to sing on stage, otherwise, the popularity of ordinary people would be really overwhelming. If you live in Su Ze, you will have no sense of existence.

After the two songs, the two assistant actors came to the stage to perform a magic trick together, which was very exciting, and Su Ze was also surprised and stunned, feeling very magical.

After the magic, Dewey came on stage and sang a song, and then it was time for Su Ze's cross talk.

Wearing a long gown and gown, walking slowly, Su Ze stepped onto the stage again.

Up to now, the officers and soldiers who are the audience have gradually let go and become active. Seeing Su Ze come on stage, some people applauded, some cheered, and some booed. The scene was very lively, and everyone was looking forward to Su Ze. What will say stand-up comedy this time.

Su Ze still had a smile on his face. He stood in front of the table, looked at the enthusiastic audience, and said, "Next, let me tell you a cross talk."

"There are many kinds of cross talk. One kind is said by one person, called stand-up cross talk. For example, in "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup" just now, the two people talked about cross talk, which is the most common kind. Praise. Three people are talking about group cross talk, a dozen people are talking about it, it’s called makeup cross talk, thirty or so people are talking about it, it’s a cross talk show. About five hundred people..."

Su Ze's tone paused for a moment, which made everyone confused. There are still five hundred people's cross talk?
Never heard of it!
Even the entertainers in the backstage are you look at me, I look at you, I don’t know why, no one has ever heard that cross talk can be spoken by so many people, and there can’t be so many people standing on the stage!

When everyone was puzzled, they heard Su Ze chuckle: "That's for listening to cross talk."

"Hehehe-"

"Ha ha--"

Many people laughed, this is the characteristic of cross talk, shaking a little burden from time to time, amused.

Su Ze also laughed, and said: "This time, I was the one who said it, that is, stand-up comedy. It is good to say it alone, but no one will disturb it. Of course, you can't disturb others if you want to."

"Someone asked, are all the stories in your cross talks true? Some are true and some are false. Some people have said, especially for stand-up comics, that it's pure nonsense. Many stories are impossible in real life. I have to stop you, no!"

"The world is so big, there are no surprises. There is nothing impossible. Anything can happen, maybe it will happen by your side."

Speaking of this, a smirk appeared on the corner of Su Ze's mouth: "For example... the singer who went down just now, Dewey."

When everyone heard Su Ze's words, they immediately regained their energy and their ears perked up.Everyone knows that with the routine of talking about cross talk, this is going to make fun of Dewey.

Backstage, Dewey was taken aback, while others looked at him one after another, showing gloating expressions.

Then I heard Su Ze laughing and saying: "If you tell what happened at Dewey's house, it's like a movie, but it's true..."

(End of this chapter)