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Chapter 281: Huang Daxian!
Chapter 290 Eighth Huang Daxian!
Hearing Su Ze's two fortune-telling examples, the officers and soldiers in the audience and the people in the backstage all started talking.

"Ah...so those fortune tellers use such a routine!"

"It seems to be the case. When I did a fortune-telling last time, the fortune-teller also liked to talk halfway, and then stared at me before saying the second half of the sentence. Every time he looked at me, I was looked at by him I felt flustered in my heart, but now that I think about it, I must have panicked in my heart at that time, and all my thoughts showed on my face."

"Haha, these fortune tellers must have read that book... what is it called, "The FBI Teaches You to Read Micro-Expressions"! These people don't have deep knowledge in metaphysics, but they must all be experts in psychology. !"

"Anyway, I won't believe these fortune tellers anymore. They are all fools. The most hateful thing is that they say a few words casually, which will more or less affect your mentality. If it is positive, it's fine, maybe there are some Good. But if you say something negative, no matter how this person encounters some setbacks, he will inevitably feel sorry for himself and become more depressed."

"Hey! These fortune tellers just wish you bad luck. The more unlucky you are, the happier they are. Why, you believed his words and thought that your fate was in danger, and then you asked him for a solution. At this time, It's time for them to make a fortune. Open their mouths and ask for a few thousand yuan, will you give it or not?"

Many people have experienced fortune-telling. Even if they haven't done fortune-telling themselves, their relatives and friends must have.Regarding this matter, some people believe it, and some people don't believe it, but at this time, most people think it makes sense to hear what Su Ze said.This fortune-telling is most likely to deceive people.

But having said that, Su Ze knows a lot, and he can tell one, two, three of such unorthodox knowledge.

On the stage, after Su Ze paused for a while, his voice suddenly raised to a higher level: "Hey - don't say it, you sound ridiculous, a fortune-teller will work! Hey, not only works, but also Gua Gua Ling! Ling is Ling, but this matter is so ridiculous and fun! How can it work? Let me tell you!"

Such a change of topic aroused the curiosity of the audience again.

Just now I said that fortune-telling is not effective, how can this fortune-teller be able to do divination well?

And why is it ridiculous?
The people who had been discussing all of a sudden quieted down, and each of them pricked up their ears, listening honestly to Su Ze's next story.

"It's not what happened now. When did it happen? In the Qing Dynasty, during the Daoguang period, there was such a thing."

"Not far from the capital city, tens of miles away, there is a village. In this village lives a farmer. This man's surname is Huang, and his nickname is 'Toad'!"

The people in the audience laughed, toad?Hey, there's no one with this nickname, it's not as nice as Ergou!

Su Ze also smiled: "Do you think it's new? Why do people still have this nickname? Hey, why? He looks special, with two small round eyes, turned nostrils, and a big mouth. There are pockmarks on the face, black is not black, yellow is not yellow, and the face is so green. Therefore, the nickname is yellow toad!"

I go……

This looks!
Everyone thought about it one by one, imagined Su Ze's description, and almost didn't spit it out.

People who grow up like this can no longer be described by the word "knocked", it is extremely miserable!

However, Su Ze waved his hand: "Don't look at this person's appearance, but he is capable, eloquent, and able to read his words. After studying for a few days, he would look through the imperial calendar if he had nothing to do. If you want to marry a daughter-in-law, hire a girl, or start a new project, you all come to him. Why? He will read the imperial calendar and let him choose a date, and he is willing to meddle in his own business. If he says a few words, he will If someone really believes in him, they will simply regard him as Lord Voldemort!"

Su Ze will start talking now. The story he is telling now is called "The Yellow Immortal". It is said that the yellow toad mentioned earlier obviously doesn't understand fortune-telling metaphysics, but every single thing can be said accurately. up.Why, by reasoning.

For example, his wife suffers from rheumatism, and whenever it rains, her legs hurt.Once, on a sunny day, his wife had a leg pain, so the yellow toad went to work in the field in a coir raincoat.Others don't understand, laugh at him.As a result, he was working, when suddenly it was cloudy and rainy, and others were drowned, so he went home leisurely in his coir raincoat.Another time it was a clear cloudy day, and others were working in the fields in coir raincoats, but he didn't, and it turned out to be sunny again.Why, because his wife's leg doesn't hurt!

But others don't know, just to brag, Huang Toad doesn't even say it's because of his wife's legs, so he brags about how capable he is, saying that he was calculated by Zhuge Liang's magic class!
Then someone came to him for a fortune-telling, and he relied on various reasoning to get one thing after another.

There was a family whose daughter-in-law lost her earrings, and asked him to account for it. He pinched his fingers and pretended that he hadn't lost it, and asked someone to look for it next to the pot and water tank, and it was indeed found.Why, because the daughter-in-law here usually works at home, that is, walking around the pot, table and water tank, where else can she throw it?
As a result, they came and went, the night pearl in the palace was lost, and the emperor ordered the eunuch to find a fortune teller.In fact, the Ye Mingzhu was stolen by the eunuch himself, so he didn't dare to look for the right one, so he just found Huang Toad, who saw that he was an official. allow.

The eunuch was not sure what he was looking for, so he brought the yellow toad to Beijing, but was cheated out by the yellow toad by chance.

Anyway, it's just one thing after another, Huang Toad succeeded in fortune-telling time and time again by virtue of his tact, reasoning, and good luck.In the eyes of outsiders, this is very miraculous, and the yellow toad is very capable.But when you uncover the truth, you will find that this is just a coincidence again and again.In the final analysis, this person is a little clever, and he is just lucky!
The cross talk of "Huang Daxian" is more interesting than "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup". The stories in it are one after another. Every time everyone thinks that the yellow toad will fail and be exposed, but the yellow toad can be mixed up by chance every time. In the past, there were ups and downs, constant burdens, and made people laugh.

This lecture lasted another 20 minutes, and everyone still had a feeling that they still had more to say, so they couldn't help applauding.

"another one!"

I don't know who yelled, and the officers and soldiers in the audience booed immediately, clapping and shouting: "One more!"

Before Su Ze could react, the applause and shouts became uniform.

"Huh huh huh—come one!"

"Huh huh huh—come one!"

(End of this chapter)