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Chapter 283 The more I watch, the more I like it!
Chapter [-] The more I look at it, the more I like it!
After singing the song "I Want You", Su Ze sang another army song that is familiar to the world before stepping down.

The dancers came on stage one after another, and Su Ze quietly slipped to the camera brother who could take pictures of the mobile phone, grinned, and before he could speak, the camera brother said: "Is it because of the mobile phone?"

Su Zehan really caught it, so he nodded honestly: "Yes!"

"Ten autographs." The big cameraman said suddenly, looking at the stunned fans, he added: "My sister is your fan."

"Hi, that's it!" Su Ze breathed a sigh of relief, and stretched out his fingers: "I'll give you ten autographed photos!"

The camera brother nodded: "It's a deal, don't worry, all the footage will be cut. In fact, even if we didn't cut it, the TV station will strictly censor it, and it will never be broadcast on TV. But of course , the safest way is to cut it off from me directly, you just put your heart in your stomach!"

"Okay. Thank you brother!" Su Ze patted the elder brother's shoulder. This elder brother seems to be a sincere person, and he should not lie to him.Besides, there is no need for others.

In fact, because of an accident, today's sympathy performance has lost as many strict rules as before, including the performances are all casual. Even if Su Ze's behavior is known to the TV station leaders, there must be bad influence, but it is not enough Shanggang went online, besides, if it wasn't for him, today's performance would have collapsed.

Not to mention the shows that have not been performed yet, the two stand-up comedies and two songs that have been performed are already almost an hour long.

After running backstage, Ouyang Junsheng ran over: "Brother Su, what's the name of that song you sang, it's super nice!"

"I want you." Su Ze said.

"Ah?" Ouyang Junsheng was taken aback, "What do you want? Uh...me?"

The young man's eyes changed, Su Ze looked into his eyes, raised his hand and knocked on his forehead, "Damn it, what are you thinking about when you are young, so dirty! I said the name of this song It's called "I Want You"!"

"Oh..." Ouyang Junsheng breathed a sigh of relief quietly, "Then I can rest assured."

Su Ze glared at him angrily, slipped out quietly, took out his mobile phone and called Liu Yan, but it was not Liu Yan who answered the phone, but Zhou An'an. "Hey! What are you doing!" Zhou Anan said angrily, "Don't you know that she has a performance today? Why do you keep calling?"

"Uh..." Hearing the girl's gnashing of teeth, Su Ze was a little dazed: "Why are you acting like you hate Liu Yan?"

"She has something to go out. Hmph, by the way, what did you call her just now?" Zhou An'an asked.

Su Ze chuckled: "I didn't say anything..."

"Come on, Liu Yan answered your call, had fun there for a long time, and said..."

Zhou An'an's words came to an abrupt end, and Su Ze hurriedly asked, "What else did you say?"

"I won't tell you, if you want to know, just ask your Liu Yan!" Zhou An'an snorted, "Bye!"

Snapped!Hang up the phone!
"What did you say..." Su Ze held the phone and muttered alone, unable to understand.

A gust of cold wind blew, making him shiver suddenly, and hurried back into the room.

It was about ten o'clock in the evening, and the performance was still going on. After the dance, there were a few more songs. Su Ze took the stage for the third time. At this time, the officers and soldiers in the audience were completely having fun, and they no longer had the restraint they had before. Some applauded, some shouted, and some booed.Those who celebrate the new year just want to have fun, as long as they don't go too far, the army leaders will not restrain them.

Su Ze once again appeared on stage in a long gown and gown. It was still a stand-up comic, this time it was shorter than the previous two, and it was called "Temple of Heavenly Kings".Although the story was short, it was also interesting. After the story was finished, the officers and soldiers clapped and shouted like last time.

"One more! One more!"

Su Ze walked to the backstage. He knew that the existing show had already been performed. If he stepped down now, the show could be declared over.But looking at the officers and soldiers who just got up in the audience, Su Ze felt that it would be a pity if it ended like this.In addition, after singing a song to Liu Yan just now, Su Ze was also a little happy and excited, and planned to be lively.

Walking to the edge of the stage, Luo Jiasheng also came over and nodded at him, "As long as you have the ability, you can continue talking."

"Okay!" Su Ze nodded happily, turned and returned to the stage.

There was thunderous applause from the audience!

They asked for another one before, but Su Ze stepped down. This time, they finally got what they wanted!

"it is good--"

Some officers and soldiers applauded, some applauded, and some stood up and waved their hands. In short, this group of people got excited, and it was even more lively than ordinary audiences.

"Oooooooo-"

Suddenly someone made a booing sound, and then there was a booing sound. In the auditorium, a female soldier was holding a bouquet of flowers in her hand, ran up the stage quickly, and stuffed the flowers into Su Ze's hand.

This place, this season, certainly cannot be flowers.

There were only four or five flowers, plastic, and they didn't look new, but Su Ze was surprised and moved.

It is said that the show has been going on until now, and he is also the only artist who has been given flowers by officers and soldiers.

"Thank you! Thank you!"

Su Ze thanked repeatedly and hugged the female soldier, which made the male soldiers below make a commotion.

The female soldier stepped off the stage with her face red and her head bowed. Su Ze held the bouquet of flowers in her hand and said with a smile: "I'm very happy, really. To be honest, everyone knows that there was an accident today, so these cross talk shows Well, it was added on a temporary basis. I was very apprehensive before going on stage, but I didn’t expect everyone to like it, so I’m really happy! Thank you, thank you!"

As he spoke, he bowed to the audience.

"Huh, huh, huh—" There was an extremely warm applause.

Su Ze straightened up: "Since everyone likes to listen, I will say a little more. Cross talk is four subjects, talking about learning and singing. Where do these themes come from? They come from the folks. Many subjects are true. For example, Dewey..."

Speaking of this, the people in the audience burst into laughter. Earlier, Su Ze made a joke out of Dewey, telling the story of his brother committing suicide by jumping off a building and being shot, which amused everyone.Now that Dewey is mentioned, it is obvious that he is going to tease him again.

Backstage, everyone's eyes focused on Dewey again, and Dewey sighed helplessly: "This guy, did I offend him or something... I want to see what he has to say this time!"

On the stage, Su Ze gave a wicked smile: "Dewey has a cousin who is pretty, oh...how pretty is she? Paste her photo on the door to ward off evil spirits, and put it on the bed to prevent pregnancy!" "Hey——"

Hearing what Su Ze said, everyone is happy, this person is so ugly, to ward off evil spirits, and to prevent pregnancy!How did you come up with this word!

However, ugly is ugly, who hasn't seen a few ugly ones?

However, Dewey's ugly cousin surpassed everyone's imagination.

"Dewey often took her cousin out to play in that pig farm. As soon as he entered the door, the manager of the factory came over and tied a red thread to his cousin's face. What are you doing? I'm afraid that she will get mixed up with the pigs, and they can't be separated. .”

"One time I went out for two days and didn't come back. Dad was in a hurry and sat at home. Alas, I don't know which boy is unlucky again!"

"When we walked to the suburbs, the moon was dark and the wind was high. A cloud passed by and blocked the moon. Four hooligans came over there and insulted her. After the moon came out, the four hooligans saw that they had all turned themselves in to the police station!"

The officers and soldiers laughed together, hey, how ugly is this man, he broke through the sky!
Su Ze laughed while talking, let alone hooligans, criminals who traffic people are afraid!
"This human-trafficking criminal is the worst. He killed his father at the age of seven, his mother at the age of eight, and killed his whole family at the age of 15. He has no humanity. After watching this girl for 5 minutes, tears came down... Big sister , I think this is a misunderstanding. Everyone makes mistakes. I hope you can forgive us. I will send two younger brothers to surrender in a while. I will find a job and be a good person. Thank you big sister. We must correct ourselves Xin, you go back."

This piece called "The Ugly Girl Seeking Her Husband" is not long, only five or six minutes long.It was originally a crosstalk, but it was quite interesting for Su Ze to speak alone at this time.After the speech, the officers and soldiers laughed together.This purely amusing story is far from cultural in the slightest, but it is far more funny than the previous two stand-up comedians.

The officers and soldiers were happy, but when Su Ze finished speaking and walked to the side of the stage according to the rules of returning to the stage, Luo Jiasheng warned him in his ear: "This is a military camp, even if the show is not broadcast in full Yes, you can’t say everything. This one just now is a bit vulgar!”

Su Ze pouted, thinking that this is vulgar?I have more vulgar jokes to say!

But he also listened to the words, just like what Luo Jiasheng said, this is a military camp after all, not his cross talk club.

Thinking of this in his heart, Su Ze's expression remained smiling and did not change.Returning to the center of the stage, there was naturally lively applause again.These officers and soldiers fell in love with Su Ze's cross talk, let alone in the barracks, even in normal times, they have never heard such a wonderful cross talk!
"Cross talk, it's all made up..." Su Ze explained the story just now, causing another burst of laughter.

Su Ze also touched his nose with a smile, and then straightened his face: "Cross talk, four homework, talk, learn and sing. I've been talking for a long time. May I sing a few words for everyone?"

"Okay—" The officers and soldiers responded in unison, in unison, which made people's ears hurt.

Such a popular scene made the artists in the backstage feel envious. Su Ze's talent is too strong, he can sing and speak, and his talent is not limited to a single field. The audience didn't get tired of it on stage, but the more they watched it, the more they liked it.

Such a person will become a wrist sooner or later.

(End of this chapter)