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Chapter 70: Couplet Cursing!

Chapter 70 Couplet Cursing!

"Let me see!" Fu Yurong almost grabbed the note in his hand, then looked at it.

I saw that under the "Three-foot Sword of Wind and Cloud" written by him, there were five elegant characters swaying - flowers and birds on a bed of books!

"This..." Fu Yurong sat there in a daze, feeling his whole head was in a daze.

This next link!

Simply amazing!

Under the premise of neat confrontation, the meaning he wants to express is vividly displayed, and the text is very beautiful!

Flowers, birds, beds, books... A bed of books for flowers and birds.

Every word is an image, and when these images are combined, it becomes a delicate painting.

Compared with this second couplet, the couplets that Fu Yurong came up with on his own dare not show them to anyone!
"This...was that young man really answering it?" Fu Yurong asked with a trembling voice.

No way, he really couldn't believe that a person could answer such a perfect second line with just one glance!
"I remember it seems to be..." Du Huacheng's tone was also a little uncertain.

"Look at the name, and then you can find out if you ask!" Tao Ruimin said.

"That's right, that's right!" The two of them remembered that the name was written on the note. Fu Yurong looked down, then stood up, and said loudly, "Su Ze, who is Su Ze? Answer Su Ze of the Fengyun Three-foot Sword!"

Ok?
No one could understand why this old man was suddenly so excited to find someone. Seeing that there was a note in his hand, could someone have written on it to scold him?
Su Ze, who was drinking soda and telling jokes with Liu Yan in the audience, was taken aback for a moment, looked at the stands, then raised his hand to signal that it was him, then handed the lemonade to Liu Yan, and sprinted back to the stage.

Seeing this familiar face, Fu Yurong was really stunned.

This……

He is really the first guy to submit an answer!

Tao Ruimin and Fu Huacheng glanced at each other suddenly, seeing the deep shock and disbelief in each other's eyes.

took a look...

He just looked at it like that...

Then pick up the pen, put the pen down, swish, swish, swish...

then……

Flowers and birds on a bed of books.

Why do you think there is a kind of calm and gentle demeanor?

Why have we not been able to reach this level and realm in our decades of literary research?
"Okay, okay, okay..." Fu Yurong said "Yes" three times in a row, sat down again, and shook his head feebly, feeling an indescribable feeling in his heart.

But after all, he is also a person who has experienced decades of ups and downs. He has seen a lot, and soon relaxed his mood, and waved to Su Ze: "Your answer is very good, go prepare and wait for the next session." Let's take a round!"

boom……

There was a burst of discussion among the crowd. At this time, there were as many as two to three hundred people including the participating crowd and the new onlookers. The entire jewelry store was crowded with dense people. Commenting on Su Ze like this, everyone looked at Su Ze in surprise.

What kind of upper and lower couplets can make the three judges so impressed?
The three judges noticed everyone's reaction, Tao Ruimin stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, since everyone is very curious about why the three of us admire him so much, then I will read this couplet for everyone."

"The first couplet is - the three-foot sword of Fengyun."

"The second couplet is—a bed of flowers and birds!"

When it was over, Tao Ruimin added, "The most important thing is that we noticed that it took him no more than 10 seconds from getting the topic to writing the second couplet!"

hum-

There was another burst of discussion among the crowd, and the eyes of everyone looking at Su Ze changed color.

Unexpectedly, there is a couplet master hidden here?

Wind and cloud three-foot sword, flowers and birds on a bed of books, the more you taste it, the more charming it is.

However, some people were not convinced, "Hmph, what's the matter, I can definitely answer it if I change it!"

This is a man in a suit and leather shoes, with a glossy comb and a big back. He looks about 30 years old. He stood proudly on the stage and said disdainfully: "It's just a coincidence that I got it right. He looks like he is single." Poor guy, no one will give you any prizes! What is there to be proud of? It’s so old that everyone is old!”

His voice was not loud, but it was heard by Su Ze, who had always been keen in hearing. Su Ze looked at him with a smile: "What did you just say?"

The man didn't expect his words to be heard by Su Ze, but he was not afraid, and raised his head and said loudly: "What's wrong? I said you are old regardless of size! Do you understand what it means?"

Everyone looked at him and Su Ze one after another, muttering in their hearts, no matter how big or small a mouse is, everyone is called old. Isn't this calling people a mouse?

And it's still swearing without dirty words!
"What's your brother's name?" Su Ze asked with a smile.

The man looked proud: "My name is Wu Yuntao, and I am a doctoral student in the Chinese Department of Shonan University. My master's thesis is a study of Chinese couplet culture. Let me tell you, I have read [-] if not [-] couplets. With me Here, put away your three-legged cat skills!"

This guy's words are very ugly, and he has an arrogant and unruly expression, even many people around him can't stand it anymore, "How can you talk like this, you really have no quality!

"That is, the couplet you answered was praised by the judges, so you are psychologically unbalanced?"

"What's so great about a doctoral student? There are many colleagues in our company who graduated with a doctorate, and none of them are as crazy as him!"

But Wu Yuntao sneered, "What's wrong with me being crazy? I have the capital to be crazy! What I said to him just now is also for you. It's true that everyone is old regardless of size!"

"No matter how big or small a mouse is, it is called old..."

Su Ze, who had been silent just now, suddenly opened his mouth, and said with a light smile, "Kimama is always surnamed Wu!"

Wu Yuntao, who was still chattering just now, seemed to be strangled by the neck for an instant, and froze there all of a sudden!
"it is good!"

"well said!"

"Haha, this little brother is really talented! This couplet is so wonderful!"

The onlookers were overjoyed. Shuwu was called old regardless of size, and Guiwu was always surnamed Wu. With this action, Su Ze directly turned Wu Yuntao's cursing words into an upper line, and then he matched the upper line.

And this second line, scolding people is more ruthless than the first line!
Wu Yuntao's surname is Wu, isn't that calling him a turtle bastard?

"You..." Wu Yuntao was so angry that he pointed at Su Ze and scolded: "Two apes are cutting a tree deep in the mountains, and the little monkey dares to saw it?"

When everyone heard it, good guy, is this another scolding?

The pair saw and the couplet have the same pronunciation, isn't this just ironic that Su Ze dared to pair a couplet with him when he overestimated himself!
Cursing so implicitly, this Wu Yuntao seems really strong!
Everyone scratched their heads and didn't know how to respond to this sentence, but at this moment, Su Ze sneered: "A horse is stuck in the mud, let's see how the animal hooves!"

Out of hoof, out of question!
In an instant, the crowd exploded!
(End of this chapter)