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Chapter 71 I've been scolded and vomited blood!
Chapter 71 I vomited blood!
Two apes cut wood deep in the mountains, how dare the little monkey saw each other?
A horse stuck in the mud, to see how the beast hooves!
Wu Yuntao originally wanted to satirize Su Ze, but before he could be complacent after saying it, Su Ze scolded him back.

He called Su Ze a monkey, and Su Ze called him a beast!
Just like last time, Su Ze's second line was more scolded than Wu Yuntao's upper line!More absolutely!
"Pretty!"

"Good scolding! Brother, I support you!"

"These two are too strong, haha! It's the first time you see someone swearing like this!"

"The most important thing is that this buddy named Su Ze is strong. If you don't look at the person surnamed Wu, he always speaks the first half of the sentence. It must be a word that has been thought of long ago, but Su Ze can directly match the next sentence. And even better than his!"

For everyone, it would be nice to come out to relax and go shopping at night, and participate in a lively event. I didn't expect there to be surprises, and it is a rare couplet curse in a century!

For a moment, the atmosphere of the audience became heated.

Seeing that Su Ze and Wu Yuntao were swearing with couplets, the host didn't try to persuade or stop them. Anyway, as long as you don't fight, it's fine.

Otherwise, the more you scold, the greater the benefit to us. Didn't you see that there are more and more spectators now?
The three judges didn't speak. In fact, they were similar to the crowd. They were shocked and happy at the same time, wanting to see how things would evolve next!

But for Wu Yuntao, the laughter around him was like a resounding slap on his face. At this time, his face was flushed and he glared at everyone, and said, "What are you laughing at?" Laughing, are you all very good? Rice, sorghum, wheat, millet, these bastards, which one is the master?"

This sentence directly scolded everyone. You people are just some lowly bastards. How dare you pretend to be a gentleman here and make fun of me by pointing and pointing?

"Hey? Why are you like a mad dog, biting everyone you see!"

"This person surnamed Wu has too much mouth!"

"Fuck! You dare to scold me, you deserve a fucking beating!"

Immediately, some grumpy people rushed up to beat him!

"Brother, don't be as knowledgeable as him..."

Su Ze grabbed the man, shook his head with a smile, then turned to look at Wu Yuntao, "Poems, books, rites, music, spring and autumn, many serious things, why ask me!"

"Huh—"

"Amazing, brother! You scolded so well!"

The buddy who was held by Su Ze stretched out a thumb and was convinced: "Brother, I have never convinced a few people in my life, and you will count as one from now on!"

"It's too serious..." Su Ze laughed, and showed a smug look at Liu Yan in the audience.

Liu Yan held two glasses of lemon juice in her arms, smiled, and extended her thumbs to him with both hands.

Su Ze, who was praised by the queen of the song, was immediately encouraged. He pointed to himself with his thumb to his chest, signaling Liu Yan to take a good look.

Then he walked up to Wu Yuntao, who had an extremely gloomy face, and said with a smile: "Since you have given me so many difficult questions, I will also give you a couplet to see if you can answer it!"

"You come out!" Wu Yuntao said these two words almost through gritted teeth. He was waiting for a chance to fight back against Su Ze!

And now, this opportunity has come!

And it was Su Ze who delivered it to the door himself!
Wu Yuntao believes that with his own cultural background and research on couplet culture, he will be able to answer Su Ze's couplet, and he will scold Su Ze severely when answering the question like Su Ze did!
"Okay, listen carefully..." Su Ze smiled lightly, "My Shanglian is... one two three four five six seven!"

"Ok?"

As soon as this Shanglian came out, everyone present was taken aback.

Alle?

We thought it was such an exquisite, profound, and gorgeously rhetorical Shanghai couplet!

As a result, brother, you made one, two, three, four, five, six, seven?

Is this also a couplet?
"This..." Wu Yuntao was also stunned, but he was different from ordinary people. He realized that the upper couplet was not as simple as the seven numbers it seemed, and there must be a mystery hidden in it, but he couldn't figure it out for a while Where is that mysterious point.

"One, two, three... this... eight or ninety... no... what should I do..."

Wu Yuntao was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, but he still couldn't catch that point. In fact, for the couplet, what he was afraid of was this kind of couplet that looked very simple but implied a deep meaning, because as long as you can't find out what the deep meaning is, you will be able to find it. Can't find a place for it!
"You can't answer." Su Ze chuckled.

Wu Yuntao shook his head: "I can do it! I can definitely do it!"

Su Ze also shook his head, "You really can't answer, I'll give you another minute."

"1 minute... this... I..."

The time limit set by Su Ze made Wu Yuntao flustered even more. One minute disappeared in the blink of an eye, but he still couldn't find any ideas.

"Let me tell you what the second line of it is..."

A sneer appeared on Su Ze's face, "That's... filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness and honesty!"

Wu Yuntao was taken aback, and murmured in his mouth, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness... One, two, three, four, five, six seven, filial piety, loyalty, propriety, righteousness..."

Suddenly, he yelled, "Wow!" He spat out a mouthful of blood!

Immediately afterwards, he clutched his chest, swayed, and almost fell to the ground!
This time, everyone present was frightened!

Isn't it just a couplet!We haven't figured out what it means yet, why did this buddy vomit blood?

Wu Yuntao didn't dare to stay here anymore, and stared at Su Ze with hatred and fear, and staggered away clutching his chest in embarrassment.

But until now, many people have not figured out what the meaning of the upper and lower couplets is, so many people turned their attention to the three judges on the stage.

Tao Ruimin smiled wryly, "Let me explain to everyone... This couplet is the most ruthless of these couplets."

The toughest one?
I don't feel it!

Everyone continued to be at a loss.

Tao Ruimin didn't continue to play tricks, and explained: "The upper line of this couplet is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, there is no eight, that is, the eight is dead, and the eight is dead. The second line is filial piety, loyalty, propriety, integrity, and no shame. Out of shame, so..."

Before she finished speaking, everyone suddenly realized.

Dead eight, shameless?
I rely on!

Isn't this calling people a shameless bastard!
Sure enough, it is the most ruthless one among several couplets!

No wonder that buddy vomited blood after being scolded!

Everyone would vomit blood!
"This buddy is too good!"

"It's the first time I've seen someone scolding to such an extent in this life!"

"All the Ph.D. students from the Chinese Department were scolded and ran away. How cool! I am most annoyed by these people who think they are so powerful and come out to pretend to be arrogant all day long! Hehe, I have been slapped in the face now!"

"Haha! To deal with such a person, you have to slap your mouth!"

(End of this chapter)