Back to Shangxian to enjoy the cool

Chapter 28

Hu Xiaopa held the honey jar, looked at the jade rabbit who was eating honey with relish, and sighed sadly.This guy is indeed the fighting rabbit among the rabbits. In the blink of an eye, she was tricked by half of the honey. If it continues at this rate, within two days, she might not even have a jar left. !

The Jade Rabbit who was sitting on the ground gnawing honey looked up and saw Hu Xiaopa's appearance, bared her front teeth, and said to her: "Why don't you just eat some honey from you, you need to be so sad What does it look like! Big deal, when our beauty Chang’e comes back, I’ll ask her to ask Mr. Yue for another can and return it to you.”

As one of the few elder rabbits in the sky, Yutu is not ashamed to bully a rookie like Hu Xiaopa who is tenderer than bean sprouts. Alas, the honey that a rookie like her managed to get is just like this. Half of it was wiped out in a while, but it was actually quite regrettable.Well, for the sake of her being so sad, when it goes back, I will ask Yue Lao to ask for it and return it to her.

Hu Xiaopai shook his head, simply put the pot in his arms in front of the jade rabbit, and said to it: "I don't need it, I will give you the rest, and you can allocate it for a few days, I won't have any more." Now, after you finish eating, you can only eat the fairy fruit in the back mountain like me. I'll go and wait by myself, and you can eat slowly."

Hu Xiaopai put down the jar, got up, went to sit under another tree not far away, and lowered his head to think about things alone with a sad face.Of course, the only thing that can bother Hu Xiaopa in this world is how to defeat Chonghua Shangxian.

He looked at the remaining half jar of honey in front of him, then at the sullen Hu Xiaopa under the tree not far away, sighed helplessly, and put the unfinished honey back into the jar, two The short front paws struggled to hold the pot, and the hind legs moved to the front of Hu Xiaopa with difficulty.

"You look so ugly that I don't even have the appetite to eat. Here, you should keep this jar. It's too big for me. I don't know where to put it. I'll ask when I want to eat. You are ready!" Pushing the honey jar into Hu Xiaopa's arms, the Jade Rabbit also sat down beside Hu Xiaopa, baring its big teeth and saying to Hu Xiaopa.

Ask, what is the fastest way in the world to promote a sense of familiarity between two strangers?
A, of course the first recommendation is to share food.

Yutu had eaten Hu Xiaopa's honey before, and his impression of Hu Xiaopa, who was so generous to let him eat whatever he wanted, has changed a lot since the first meeting. Before I knew it, I had the idea of ​​wanting to enlighten her.

Hu Xiaochi didn't make a sound or look at Yutu, just sealed the honey jar in front of him, then continued to think about her thoughts with his head down and frowning.

"It seems that you are not unhappy because I ate your food!" Jade Rabbit bared its big teeth, blinked and said, "Okay, what are you unhappy about, don't hold it in your heart, tell me what you are unhappy about." I am also accumulating virtue when I am happy!"

Faced with Yutu's joke that it was as cold as minus 180 degrees, Hu Xiaopa couldn't help laughing. He silently glanced at Yutu who felt good about himself, and then turned his back to it.

The Jade Rabbit, who realized that she was despised by her gorgeousness, suddenly became unbalanced. No matter what it said in the past, its Chang'e beauty would laugh like a flower. Unexpectedly, this Hu Xiaopa didn't laugh, and even thought it bother!Ah! Ah!what!When has the majestic Jade Rabbit ever been ignored like this, no!It has to make this Hu Xiaopa who doesn't understand humor laugh today!

With a swipe, Yutu ran in front of Hu Xiaochi on the other side, and made exaggerated faces at her with all his might, almost tearing its three-petal mouth into four.

It's a pity that Hu Xiaopa didn't respond at all, and turned around and leaned to the other side.

"Ah! I said you can't cooperate with laughing! Anyway, I'm trying my best to make you laugh, okay!" Yutu followed Hu Xiaopa and turned to the other side, baring her teeth angrily.

Hu Xiaomo raised his eyes indifferently, looked at the Jade Rabbit jumping up and down beside her, sighed, grinned, and said, "Hehe."

Fake smile, and fake smile is quite real.

Yutu's face collapsed completely, and he yelled at Hu Xiaomo with his hips akimbo: "You really lose your flesh when you smile! Such a fake smile is better than not laughing at all!"

"I'm sorry, Yutu, I really can't laugh now." Hu Xiaochi said with a touch of sadness.Such a small and fresh sadness reflected in Hu Xiaopa, who is five big and three thick, is really not harmonious, and it makes people look very tangled.

"Okay, I've been defeated by you, so just tell me what's bothering you, and see if I can help you." Yutu was completely discouraged, and simply sat down in front of Hu Xiaomo, and told her Said tolerantly.

Originally, the mission given to it by Young Master Qingge was to play with Hu Xiaopa, but now that Hu Xiaopa can't be happy, this mission can't be completed, so it's better to help her solve her troubles.

When Hu Xiaopa heard Yutu say this, he finally looked up at Yutu, then shook his head with certainty, "You can't help me with this matter."

"How do you know that I can't help you if you don't tell me! Tell me what's worrying about you!" What Yutu hates the most in her life is being looked down upon by people, um, especially by Hu Xiaopai, who is so tender and tender. Newcomers underestimated, "Don't think that I am not capable because I am not big, I am just embodying the true meaning of the saying 'concentration is the essence'!"

"You really can't help me with this matter." Although Yutu has already boasted himself as a great man in the rabbit world, Hu Xiaochi still thinks that Yutu is just a scum with less than five combat effectiveness.

Gritting his teeth at Hu Xiaomu's words, Yutu immediately replied: "As long as Qingge can solve it for you, I, Yutu, can solve it for you!"

Ah, Mr. Qingge... Hu Xiaopa immediately thought of Qingge when Yutu said that.Mr. Qing Ge has 'mated' with Zhuang Meng, so he must know how to win someone!However, how would she tell Young Master Qing Ge about this kind of thing?The methods applicable to Mr. Qing Ge probably won't apply to her!Moreover, she was really embarrassed to ask Mr. Qing Ge such a question...

Well, since this jade rabbit said that it can solve the same problems that Mr. Qing Ge can solve, then you might as well talk to it.Anyway, relying on her meager IQ alone, she can't think of any good way, it's better to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

"Okay, let me tell you, do you have any good way for me to take down Chonghua Shangxian?" Hu Xiaoqi told Yutu that she had been worrying for a long time recently. things.

"Chonghua Shangxian? Are you talking about the owner of this Penglai fairy island, Chonghua Shangxian?" Yutu asked in surprise, confirming with Hu Xiaopa that this Chonghua Shangxian is He Chonghua Shangxian.

Hu Xiaopa nodded affirmatively, "Yes, that's right, it is Chonghua Shangxian, I must take him down!"

Jade Rabbit looked at Hu Xiaopa with the eyes of an alien, then jumped onto Hu Xiaopa's shoulder and stretched out its short front paws to touch her forehead, and said strangely: "Hey, your brain is not burned out. !"

"Go! Your brain is burnt out!" Hu Xiaopa was so angry that he knocked off Yutu's paw and lifted it from his shoulder to his lap. "I'm serious, I'm not kidding you!"

"Please, if you want to defeat Chonghua Shangxian, at least you have to practice for another ten thousand years, uh, no, Chonghua Shangxian is also practicing while you are practicing, well, you want to defeat him, this It's impossible in this lifetime, so, aren't you joking?" The Jade Rabbit shook its slender ears, and settled an account for Hu Xiaopai. Under normal circumstances, Hu Xiaopai wanted to defeat Chonghua Shangxian. , the probability of being feasible is zero.

"Who said I'm going to defeat him, I just want to win Chonghua Shangxian!" Knowing that Yutu misunderstood her meaning, Hu Xiaofu explained vaguely.

"Take it? Defeat? Dear, is there any difference between these two words?" With one ear hanging down, Yutu said that she still didn't understand what Hu Xiaopa wanted to express.

Regarding this explanation, Hu Xiaopa hesitated and hewed embarrassingly, "You said the defeat is based on cultivation, and I said that the victory is... that is, he is a male and I am a female..."

Although Hu Xiaopai's voice became smaller and smaller, Yutu still heard her words clearly, and suddenly realized: "Oh, that's what you mean, so why don't you just say that you want to throw Chonghua Shangxian down?" , why are you so reserved!"

A blush flooded Hu Xiaopai's cheeks, it was really unexpected that Hu Xiaopai would have a day of shyness.

"To put it simply, you just want to fascinate Chonghua Shangxian, make him fall in love with you, and he will be obsessed with you from then on, right!" Jade Rabbit has the slightest experience in things like "falling down", and Hu Xiao The confused thoughts were clearly stated.

"Well, that's what it means." Hu Xiaopa nodded, seeing Yutu speaking so fluently, she suddenly felt that Yutu might really be able to help her!
Jade Rabbit smiled triumphantly, patted her chest and said, "Now you really found the right person! I am the fairy pet of Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in Tiangong, and we Chang'e can easily fascinate those men. , I have a lot of credit for this!"

"Really? Then can you help me and make me become a heartthrob just like Fairy Chang'e?" Hu Xiaopa regained his energy and asked the very calm Jade Rabbit sitting on her lap.

"Are you..." Yutu looked at Hu Xiaopa as a whole with a long tail, and then said: "You have to know that there is still a gap between immortals and immortals. Our Chang'e beauty can be loved by everyone, although my contribution is not small. , but her foundation is also very good."

Hu Xiaopa lowered his head to inspect it, he was big and chubby, and the place where there should be meat was still flat!It's not just that there is a gap between her and her, it's a thousand miles away!

(End of this chapter)