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Chapter 29 The Great Renovation Plan

As soon as she analyzed her own conditions, Hu Xiaopa immediately withered away, oh my god, she might not even be able to compare with Fairy Chang'e's toes like this!What are you still sighing about throwing yourself to the gods!

"Although your congenital conditions are indeed not very good, but, as the saying goes, there are only lazy women in this world, and there are no ugly women. Since the congenital deficiencies, it is also possible to make up for them with acquired efforts. Of course, no matter how much you can make up, it is impossible to make up for it. Our Chang'e beauty is so beautiful, but you can still have the attitude of a man." Touching her front teeth, Yutu spoke objectively.In fact, their Chang'e beauty is not so perfect when she wakes up in the morning, but after some dressing up, she is a perfect beauty.

Yutu's words aroused Hu Xiaopai's hope again. Looking up at Yutu, Hu Xiaopai asked eagerly: "Make it up the day after tomorrow? How to make it up?"

"Well, according to my many years of experience, there is no man in the world who doesn't like a woman with a graceful figure, so you have to change your body shape first." Yutu thought for a while, and roughly made a preliminary plan for Hu Xiaopai. plan.

"Whoever said that men like women with a graceful figure, Mr. Qing Ge said that if he gets married, he will find a strong woman." Hu Xiaozi immediately retorted, although she also knew that most men like graceful figures women, but it would be wrong for the jade rabbit to kill a boatload of people with one blow.

Yutu squinted at Hu Xiaopai, snorted coldly and said, "Qing Ge must have said this in front of the Queen Mother!"

"Hey, how do you know!" Hu Xiaopa was surprised, this Jade Rabbit really has some real skills, and it's so accurate!
Raising her head arrogantly, Yutu said disdainfully: "It is because the queen mother is not in good shape that Qing Ge said such things to make her happy. Go and see those little girls who can stay by Qing Ge's side." Ladies and gentlemen, which one is not a small and slender waist, which one is not big breasts and fat buttocks. If Qing Ge doesn't like women with graceful figures, I think the chance of this is even smaller than the sky falling!"

When Yutu said this, Hu Xiaopa felt that there was some truth.Don't tell anyone else, Zhuang Meng is that kind of graceful and enchanting woman, that's why Mr. Qing Ge kept Zhuang Meng by his side as a servant, and even "battled heaven and man" with her from time to time.In this way, Mr. Qing Ge had the same preferences as everyone else!

"However, it's hard to say your goal, Chonghua Shangxian. I haven't heard of any woman he particularly liked in the heavens for so many years, but as long as he is a man, his preferences for women should be about the same!" Jade Rabbit I figured it out on my own, Yutu, who has been around Fairy Chang'e all year round, has heard a lot of gossips from various great immortals in the Heavenly Palace, but she has never heard any pink gossip about Chonghua Shangxian until she met the unsmiling Chonghua Shangxian Only then did it understand why Chonghua Shangxian didn't come out with a pink scandal. With such an iceberg face, which woman would stand it for a long time!

Yutu's gaze fixed on Hu Xiaopai again, unexpectedly, this girl has lived with Chonghua Shangxian for so long, not only does she not feel bored, but also has the idea of ​​throwing Chonghua Shangxian down, it can be said that it is not A maverick 'overlord flower' in the fairy world!

Now the jade rabbit is excited, and now even if Hu Xiaopa doesn't let it help, it can't help but want to poke it in. I really want to see what it looks like when the ten thousand year iceberg is thrown down by such a little girl!

"I asked Shangxian what his ideal woman would be like before, and Shangxian said that she should be beautiful, hardworking, brave, considerate, etc..." Hu Xiaochi recalled what Chonghua Shangxian said at that time, pointing his fingers. Requirements, these requirements are really cumbersome, she can't remember them all.

"Okay, you don't need to count them one by one, just tell me how many of the requirements that the Immortal Chonghua said you meet immediately!" Jade Rabbit waved its paw impatiently, saying this.

"Two." Hu Xiaochi replied quickly.

Two... how does it feel that she, Hu Xiaopa, has not achieved one of them!This girl feels too good about herself!
"Well, it doesn't matter how many you are, it's just a lot of difference. So, if you want to successfully defeat the Chonghua Immortal, you must acquire the appearance that the Chonghua Immortal likes, I say this Do you understand?" Yutu actually has no idea, tsk tsk, if she really reforms Hu Xiaochi according to the requirements of Chonghua Shangxian, then it's better to let her reincarnate quickly.

"Well, I understand, but, this, can it really be modified?" Hu Xiaopai said, looking down at his flat airport, and asked suspiciously.

The Jade Rabbit sighed, put its hips on its hips and yelled at Hu Xiaozhu: "It's all about human effort, dear! How do you know it won't work if you haven't tried it!" Well, in fact, it also feels that it won't work...

Hu Xiaopa nodded earnestly, now he regards Yutu as an ally, "Then I'll listen to you, try hard."

"It's not to work hard, but to do our best! With such a congenital defect like you, whether you can make up for it the day after tomorrow depends on whether God will give you this opportunity." Although Yutu thought this matter was interesting, she didn't see it at all. Hu Xiaopai, who is a potential beauty, still feels that there is really a long way to go in the future.

With the help of the Jade Rabbit, Hu Xiaopa finally saw a little hope on the way to throw Chonghua Shangxian, so he breathed a sigh of relief, picked up a fairy fruit and opened his mouth to eat it.Alas, I have been so annoyed by Chonghua Shangxian these days that I don't even have the mood to eat fruit, and now I finally breathe a sigh of relief.

"Eat it!" The fruit in Hu Xiaopa's hand was just brought to his mouth when he was so frightened by the jade rabbit that he yelled and fell to the ground.

Hu Xiaopa looked at the jade rabbit with a confused face, she was just eating a fruit, why is it so excited?
Thinking about it, Hu Xiaofu picked up the fairy fruit, rubbed it on the snow-white fur of the jade rabbit, and prepared to eat it.

"You still dare to eat!" Yutu yelled again, blowing his beard and staring at Hu Xiaomo.

Stopping, Hu Xiaochi said very depressedly, "Hey, Master Yutu, I just want to eat a fruit, why are you making it look like I'm eating your honey, if you want to eat it, Aren’t there still on the ground, you pick one yourself!”

Yutu looked at Hu Xiaopai, and shook her head with a look of 'you can't teach'. This girl's IQ and EQ are really not very high!

"Where do I want to eat your fruit! Look at your bucket-like figure, you can still eat it! Just now you swore to me that you have to work hard, why did you forget it all in the blink of an eye?" The back of the head!" Yutu said bitterly, shaking his head violently.Seeing how careless this little girl is, it really thinks that her throwing down the immortal can only be the highest ideal that can never be realized.

Glancing at her strong body, Hu Xiaopa finally threw the fruit in her hand to the ground after some self-thought struggles. In order to throw down the Shangxian and complete the task assigned by the tiger mother, she had no choice but to do so. Self-sacrifice!
"Well, at least I still have some perseverance." Yutu jumped off Hu Xiaopai's lap, and in order to prevent Hu Xiaopai from picking up the fruit again, she kicked all the scattered fruits around her and rolled them far away. place.

Hu Xiaopa could only watch helplessly as all her food disappeared into the distance, clutching her hungry belly, looked at Yutu and asked, "So, what are we going to do now?"

"What else can I do, of course I'm looking for your target, Chonghua Shangxian!" Yutu said as if it was a matter of course, and her two red eyes rolled faster than anyone else.

"Ah, I'm going to find Shangxian now! Are we going too fast?" Hu Xiaofu's thinking has never been able to keep up with Yutu. Even though Yutu has been leading her, she is still in a state of ignorance. status.

Leaning at Hu Xiaopai, Yutu said coldly, "Do you think I will throw myself at Shangxian just like this?"

"No." No matter how confused she is, Hu Xiaomi still has this bit of self-knowledge. With her current state, at most she would scare Shangxian to death, "Then what are we going to Shangxian for?"

"Shangxian likes hardworking people, right?" Yutu asked Hu Xiaopa nonchalantly.

"En." Hu Xiaopa nodded, Shangxian himself said that he likes hardworking women.

"Then how long have you been out? You're still here leisurely! Isn't this considered lazy!" Yutu almost growled.Sigh, it must be quite sad for Chonghua Shangxian to accept such a confused maidservant!However, since Chonghua Shangxian has already accepted such a foolish maidservant, he should produce and sell it on his own, and stop releasing it to destroy other good young people!

Hu Xiaoji woke up like a dream, and immediately stood up from the ground, slapped off the fallen leaves on his body, "Yes, if I don't go back, the gods will think I'm lazy again! Yutu, thank you for reminding me, I'll go first Already!"

As he said that, Hu Xiaopa picked up the honey jar and quickly went back the way he came.

"Hey, wait a minute, take me with you!" Seeing Hu Xiaopao walking farther and farther, Yutu hurriedly roared behind her, and after the roar, she spread her four paws and ran to chase Hu Xiaopao .This is the first time for it to come to Penglai Xiandao, should it be left in a place where there is no village or shop behind?Hey, it's also a guest after all, the Penglai Xiandao's casual way of hospitality is truly outrageous!

Hu Xiaopai stopped, turned around and looked at Yutu in surprise and asked, "Are you going to meet the Shangxian too?"

Yutu ran up to Hu Xiaopai and slammed on Hu Xiaopai's leg.

"I don't know the way, my dear. Besides, if you know yourself and the enemy, you will be victorious in all battles. If I don't know Chonghua Shangxian, how can I help you to defeat Shangxian!" Touching the sore front teeth, Jade Rabbit seemed very reasonable. Said.

Hu Xiaopai really felt that it made sense, bent down and took the jade rabbit into his hand, "Okay then, let's go back together."

The jade rabbit is still touching its own two front teeth, ouch, why is this tiger bone so hard!It really hurts to knock its teeth!
(End of this chapter)