The most cattle country medical concubine
Chapter 503 Chasing soldiers one after another
Chapter 503 Chasing soldiers one after another (1)
Last time Li Min and the others saw the bearded man and the little goatee in the Yizhixiang restaurant, both carrying their luggage, and hired a carriage to load the goods, intending to go back to their tribe through the Yanmen Pass.
Listening to someone next to me saying that the weather is bad.With a small goatee, he patted the big bearded man's chest, and said proudly on the corner of his eyebrows, "Look, I'm right, bring the fairy medicine back to Khan, maybe it will really be useful."
The bearded man said in a low voice, looking dissatisfied at the long line in front: "It's been in the middle of the night, I don't know if we can be in line."
The speed of customs clearance was too slow, and none of the soldiers and officers who checked one by one dared to take it lightly.As a result, as a direct result, the flow of people gathered at the pass.
It's okay if it's normal.But it was said that the weather was changeable. A counselor beside Guo Zida saw that the weather was not right, so he told Guo Zida that the weather might change tonight, and there might be a blizzard coming to Yanmen Pass.
The news spread to those caravans lining up, causing panic.If a big snowstorm came and they were trapped here, wouldn't they be frozen to death.
If people freeze to death, the impact will be great.It would be fine if it was just freezing to death the people in our own country, but if the freezing to death of Donghu people and Westerners caused conflicts outside the Great Wall, it would be troublesome, which would affect the reputation of the court.The emperor would ask him how Guo Zida did things, didn't he know how to adapt to the situation.To catch fugitives, it must not affect the relationship between Daming and other friendly nations.
Based on this, the counselor suggested to Guo Zida that another special fast track should be opened for businessmen who are not from the Central Plains to pass through.After all, businessmen in the Central Plains can choose to return to Beijing temporarily, and the loss is not as great as that of non-Central Plains businessmen outside the Great Wall.The implication is to distinguish Han people from Donghu people and other races.
"Aren't you afraid that they will fish in troubled waters and pass the customs by pretending to be non-Central Plains people?" Guo Zida had a little concern about this.
"Subordinates think, it shouldn't be." The counselor explained in detail, "The general can test their words."
"speech?"
"Yes, if they speak non-Chinese and can speak Donghu or foreign languages fluently, they can be released from customs."
Guo Zida said in a low voice: "But general, I heard that Princess Li is a fairy, and she can understand even Donghu people. Aren't you afraid that she will fool us with nonsense?"
"Then focus on checking the Donghu people! If Princess Li really uses this escape strategy, wouldn't it be in our favor?"
Guo Zida's eyes were smiling, this suggestion is good, he is casting a net now, just waiting for Li Min to throw himself into the net.
A special inspection channel was quickly opened up.
The bearded man and the goatee were quite happy at first, thinking that the general guarding the Yanmen Pass was a fawning man who didn’t treat the people inside his pass very well, but he treated the non-Han people outside the pass very politely and thoughtfully.But it didn't take long for them to realize that, as Donghu people, it seemed that the treatment was not very good.As soon as the inspecting soldiers saw that it belonged to Donghu people, they immediately took the person aside and questioned them carefully.
For this reason, the big beard and the little goatee were wondering to death, wondering if the general had lost his mind, thinking that the Donghu people might help the fugitives of the Ming Dynasty?After all, how many years have the Donghu people fought against the Ming Dynasty.
Two Westerners walked to the checkpoint for customs clearance.They spoke foreign language, gurgling, spitting birdsong all the way.The inspecting soldiers looked at their passes, and then, according to regulations, asked them to walk in front of Dr. Zhongyuan and stretch out their wrists to let him signal the pulse.
On the spot, the two Westerners exclaimed in amazement, why, can the pulse of a man indicate pregnancy?It is impossible for a doctor in their country to do such a stupid thing.
The doctor who was checking the pulse felt like he had a headache just listening to their chirping. When he pressed his finger on the pulse of one of them, he felt a bit like the pulse of a pregnant woman, so he couldn't help being startled.He raised his head and looked at the Westerner in front of him. He was tall, thin and strong, with a small beard. He didn't look like a woman at all.To be on the safe side, the doctor who checked the pulse told the officer in charge of the inspection.
When the officer heard this, he immediately had people surround the Westerner.
The bearded and the goatee who lined up behind immediately opened their eyes and watched.
"Take off his pants!"
When the officer gave the order, several soldiers rushed forward, and regardless of the protest of the Westerner in the middle, they ripped off the other's pants, and the women around them immediately covered their eyes.
The officer who gave the order backed away in surprise.The soldier who took off his trousers retreated.The Westerner who had his trousers stripped hurriedly pulled up his trouser belt, while yelling at the officer and doctor.
The bearded and the goatee, who followed the crowd to watch the excitement, looked at each other in blank dismay.
"That doctor is going to be in trouble." The little goatee said to the big beard, shaking his head.
The bearded man scratched his neck with his finger: "Quack doctor."
Sure enough, the disgraced officer chased after the completely mistaken doctor and beat him fiercely.Poor doctor, running desperately all the way.
The Westerner pointed at the two of them angrily in non-standard Chinese: "I want to tell the emperor, tell us the emperor, you wait, this shameful humiliation must be returned by you!"
The officer ran over and bowed to the Westerner, apologizing.Xiyang pointed his finger angrily, quickly pointing to his nose.
The officer who received this signal understood that at this time, he must quickly make up for the loss.Then, the gate that prevented passers-by from passing was opened, and two Westerners passed through the gate carrying simple packages.
The officer wiped his forehead and sweated.
With the previous experience, the officers have become smarter now. Even if the doctor has an abnormal report, he will take the person aside and ask the other party to take off his pants to see if he is a man or a woman.
The big beard and the little goatee lined up in the line all the way to observe the situation ahead, and found that the doctor's misdiagnosis rate was quite high. "There seems to be more than one quack doctor in the Central Plains." The bearded man looked surprised and said.
The little goatee stroked his beard and thought, "I wonder if that goddess would do the same?"
"Since he is said to be a god, he shouldn't make such a low-level mistake."
It is even more bizarre that traditional Chinese medicine only relies on pulse checks to check whether there is pregnancy, and to distinguish between men and women based on this.Because not only pregnant women have slipping pulses.
That's right, after a pregnant woman is pregnant, the pulse is obviously different from that of ordinary people.However, not every pregnant woman's pregnancy characteristics are so obvious.Especially for Li Min who is pregnant for the first time and is in the early stages of pregnancy, her physical fitness is not as good as ordinary people.
After clearing the customs, the two Westerners walked unhurriedly all the way. When they reached the nearest forest, a common people's carriage drove out of the forest.The two Westerners looked around and saw that there was no one there. The Westerner walking in front was in charge of guarding. The coachman sitting in the driver opened the curtain of the carriage, and the shorter Westerner climbed into the carriage.
(End of this chapter)
Last time Li Min and the others saw the bearded man and the little goatee in the Yizhixiang restaurant, both carrying their luggage, and hired a carriage to load the goods, intending to go back to their tribe through the Yanmen Pass.
Listening to someone next to me saying that the weather is bad.With a small goatee, he patted the big bearded man's chest, and said proudly on the corner of his eyebrows, "Look, I'm right, bring the fairy medicine back to Khan, maybe it will really be useful."
The bearded man said in a low voice, looking dissatisfied at the long line in front: "It's been in the middle of the night, I don't know if we can be in line."
The speed of customs clearance was too slow, and none of the soldiers and officers who checked one by one dared to take it lightly.As a result, as a direct result, the flow of people gathered at the pass.
It's okay if it's normal.But it was said that the weather was changeable. A counselor beside Guo Zida saw that the weather was not right, so he told Guo Zida that the weather might change tonight, and there might be a blizzard coming to Yanmen Pass.
The news spread to those caravans lining up, causing panic.If a big snowstorm came and they were trapped here, wouldn't they be frozen to death.
If people freeze to death, the impact will be great.It would be fine if it was just freezing to death the people in our own country, but if the freezing to death of Donghu people and Westerners caused conflicts outside the Great Wall, it would be troublesome, which would affect the reputation of the court.The emperor would ask him how Guo Zida did things, didn't he know how to adapt to the situation.To catch fugitives, it must not affect the relationship between Daming and other friendly nations.
Based on this, the counselor suggested to Guo Zida that another special fast track should be opened for businessmen who are not from the Central Plains to pass through.After all, businessmen in the Central Plains can choose to return to Beijing temporarily, and the loss is not as great as that of non-Central Plains businessmen outside the Great Wall.The implication is to distinguish Han people from Donghu people and other races.
"Aren't you afraid that they will fish in troubled waters and pass the customs by pretending to be non-Central Plains people?" Guo Zida had a little concern about this.
"Subordinates think, it shouldn't be." The counselor explained in detail, "The general can test their words."
"speech?"
"Yes, if they speak non-Chinese and can speak Donghu or foreign languages fluently, they can be released from customs."
Guo Zida said in a low voice: "But general, I heard that Princess Li is a fairy, and she can understand even Donghu people. Aren't you afraid that she will fool us with nonsense?"
"Then focus on checking the Donghu people! If Princess Li really uses this escape strategy, wouldn't it be in our favor?"
Guo Zida's eyes were smiling, this suggestion is good, he is casting a net now, just waiting for Li Min to throw himself into the net.
A special inspection channel was quickly opened up.
The bearded man and the goatee were quite happy at first, thinking that the general guarding the Yanmen Pass was a fawning man who didn’t treat the people inside his pass very well, but he treated the non-Han people outside the pass very politely and thoughtfully.But it didn't take long for them to realize that, as Donghu people, it seemed that the treatment was not very good.As soon as the inspecting soldiers saw that it belonged to Donghu people, they immediately took the person aside and questioned them carefully.
For this reason, the big beard and the little goatee were wondering to death, wondering if the general had lost his mind, thinking that the Donghu people might help the fugitives of the Ming Dynasty?After all, how many years have the Donghu people fought against the Ming Dynasty.
Two Westerners walked to the checkpoint for customs clearance.They spoke foreign language, gurgling, spitting birdsong all the way.The inspecting soldiers looked at their passes, and then, according to regulations, asked them to walk in front of Dr. Zhongyuan and stretch out their wrists to let him signal the pulse.
On the spot, the two Westerners exclaimed in amazement, why, can the pulse of a man indicate pregnancy?It is impossible for a doctor in their country to do such a stupid thing.
The doctor who was checking the pulse felt like he had a headache just listening to their chirping. When he pressed his finger on the pulse of one of them, he felt a bit like the pulse of a pregnant woman, so he couldn't help being startled.He raised his head and looked at the Westerner in front of him. He was tall, thin and strong, with a small beard. He didn't look like a woman at all.To be on the safe side, the doctor who checked the pulse told the officer in charge of the inspection.
When the officer heard this, he immediately had people surround the Westerner.
The bearded and the goatee who lined up behind immediately opened their eyes and watched.
"Take off his pants!"
When the officer gave the order, several soldiers rushed forward, and regardless of the protest of the Westerner in the middle, they ripped off the other's pants, and the women around them immediately covered their eyes.
The officer who gave the order backed away in surprise.The soldier who took off his trousers retreated.The Westerner who had his trousers stripped hurriedly pulled up his trouser belt, while yelling at the officer and doctor.
The bearded and the goatee, who followed the crowd to watch the excitement, looked at each other in blank dismay.
"That doctor is going to be in trouble." The little goatee said to the big beard, shaking his head.
The bearded man scratched his neck with his finger: "Quack doctor."
Sure enough, the disgraced officer chased after the completely mistaken doctor and beat him fiercely.Poor doctor, running desperately all the way.
The Westerner pointed at the two of them angrily in non-standard Chinese: "I want to tell the emperor, tell us the emperor, you wait, this shameful humiliation must be returned by you!"
The officer ran over and bowed to the Westerner, apologizing.Xiyang pointed his finger angrily, quickly pointing to his nose.
The officer who received this signal understood that at this time, he must quickly make up for the loss.Then, the gate that prevented passers-by from passing was opened, and two Westerners passed through the gate carrying simple packages.
The officer wiped his forehead and sweated.
With the previous experience, the officers have become smarter now. Even if the doctor has an abnormal report, he will take the person aside and ask the other party to take off his pants to see if he is a man or a woman.
The big beard and the little goatee lined up in the line all the way to observe the situation ahead, and found that the doctor's misdiagnosis rate was quite high. "There seems to be more than one quack doctor in the Central Plains." The bearded man looked surprised and said.
The little goatee stroked his beard and thought, "I wonder if that goddess would do the same?"
"Since he is said to be a god, he shouldn't make such a low-level mistake."
It is even more bizarre that traditional Chinese medicine only relies on pulse checks to check whether there is pregnancy, and to distinguish between men and women based on this.Because not only pregnant women have slipping pulses.
That's right, after a pregnant woman is pregnant, the pulse is obviously different from that of ordinary people.However, not every pregnant woman's pregnancy characteristics are so obvious.Especially for Li Min who is pregnant for the first time and is in the early stages of pregnancy, her physical fitness is not as good as ordinary people.
After clearing the customs, the two Westerners walked unhurriedly all the way. When they reached the nearest forest, a common people's carriage drove out of the forest.The two Westerners looked around and saw that there was no one there. The Westerner walking in front was in charge of guarding. The coachman sitting in the driver opened the curtain of the carriage, and the shorter Westerner climbed into the carriage.
(End of this chapter)
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