Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 36 The Strange Disease
However, Lin Jiu’s merits in subduing demons and demons in these years are already enough. After death, he can go to heaven or go to the underworld to report on his duties.

Tsk, you see, Buddhism is not a fun thing, I can’t use it anymore, I have sealed it for 200 years, and left it to future generations as a child of experience.

And this Taoism is even darker, they don't do anything, they just step in and share half of the merits, so the eldest brother, let alone the second brother, is not a pure and good person.

"Little friend, the evil spirits have been suppressed in this house for more than 200 years. Although we got rid of the evil spirits, this house is still uninhabitable. It will attract other ghosts and turn it into a ghost house again, so I want to do religious rituals here for seven days, I wonder if you would like to join me?"

Jiao Jie smiled, and said seriously: "For the common people to live and work in peace and contentment, what's the point of seventy days, let alone seven days?"

Tsk, tsk, listen, what you say is better than what you sing, if you don't guess that you can get a lot of merit in this matter, a guy like Jiao Jie who is too lazy to grow maggots, can spend so much time and effort doing rituals here ?Go ahead.

Although he didn't know how much merit he could gain this time, Jiao Jie reckoned that no matter what, it would be more merit than killing a dead body once, right?Maybe just this one time is worth ten times, dozens of times!

Monk Guangpu went to collect the relics on his own, and Jiao Jie took the opportunity to go out alone to give Lou Dalong a message of safety, and let Lou Dalong withdraw his troops and return to the camp.

Declining Lou Dalong's invitation to go home to rest, Jiao Jie and Monk Guangpu rested on the spot and stayed in this haunted house. After all, they will sit here for seven consecutive days.

During the seven-day ceremony, Jiao Jie was dizzy and dizzy. After the last day, the last trace of yin in the haunted house was completely eliminated, and then it was considered a great success.

He closed his eyes and felt for a while, but he didn't find any changes in his body. His mana had not improved, and his realm had not broken through. Jiao Jie curled his lips, bid farewell to Monk Guangpu, and went back to the Marshal's Mansion alone.

Unlike last time, this time Jiao Jie didn't even see Lou Dalong, only Mi Nianying.

"Daoist Jiao, I'm really sorry. My brother-in-law is sick, his whole body is itchy, and he doesn't want to see guests." Mi Nianying apologized.

"Itchy all over?" Jiao Jie was taken aback for a moment, then jokingly said, "Are your nails still growing like crazy?"

Mi Nianying was stunned: "How do you know? Since a few days ago, my brother-in-law has suffered from a strange disease. His whole body is itchy, his neck is stiff, and his nails have begun to grow very long. It grew back, my sister helped to cut off my brother-in-law’s nails last night, but it grew back this morning.”

"Damn it, did it really hit the mark?"

Jiao Jie pondered for a moment, then said to Mi Nianying: "Your brother-in-law didn't suffer from a strange disease, but a corpse poison."

"Huh? Corpse poison?"

Mi Nianying covered her mouth and exclaimed, her face was full of disbelief, and her big eyes were full of fear.

Jiao Jie smiled lightly and said: "But don't be afraid, with me here, the commander will not be in danger."

"Then wait a moment, I'll go find my brother-in-law." After saying that, Mi Nianying left the living room in a panic.

There happened to be some fruit on the table. After a while, Jiao Jie had eaten a big apple, three bananas, and a dragon fruit to take away.

Lou Dalong yawned and entered the room, glanced at Jiao Jie, and said lazily: "I heard from Nianying that you can cure my disease?"

"Of course! But to be precise, this is not a disease, but a corpse poison!"

Lou Dalong scolded unceremoniously: "Corpse poison? Damn you, I eat when I wake up, sleep after eating, eat again after sleeping, pull after eating, sleep after pulling, and sleep after falling asleep." Eat again, don’t even talk about seeing zombies, you haven’t even gone out the door, how can you be poisoned by corpses? You kid cheated on this handsome guy?”

Jiao Jie sneered: "Who told you that you can only be poisoned if you are bitten by a zombie?"

"Huh? You mean...someone poisoned me?"

"It's not about poisoning. The world is wonderful, and anything can happen. If the commander can trust me, drinking this talisman water will immediately reduce the corpse poison in your body!"

As he spoke, Jiao Jie poured a glass of water, took out another exorcism talisman, lit the talisman paper into ashes, mixed it into clear water, and handed it to Lou Dalong.

Lou Dalong glanced at him, not doubting him, took the talisman water and drank it down.

It wasn't that Lou Dalong didn't have the heart to guard against it, but that Lou Dalong had drunk this stuff before. It was because he had a cold before he was a soldier and couldn't be cured no matter how he treated it. In the end, Lin Jiu made him a whole cup of this stuff. After drinking this kind of thing, let alone it, it will be effective immediately!
As Lou Dalong gulped down the gulp, after a while, Lou Dalong's expression tightened, and he rushed out clutching his stomach.

"Big guy!"

Mi Nianying was shocked, and wanted to chase after him without thinking, but was stopped by Jiao Jie.

"Don't worry, the commander drank the talisman water. The exorcism power contained in the talisman water has already reacted with the corpse aura in the commander's body. Fortunately, the corpse aura in the commander's body is not very serious. After a few trips to the toilet, it will be flushed." It's clean."

Since Jiao Jie said nothing happened, then there should be nothing wrong, right?Mi Nianying also sat down with peace of mind.

Jiao Jie next to him had a pair of thieves' eyes dripping around, looking at Mi Nianying who was like a doll, Jiao Jie sighed secretly in his heart, damn, this cultivator almost lost all emotions and desires, and he must be himself for the rest of his life. I couldn't help but go up to tease her, but now I have no psychological fluctuations, and I even want to doze off a little.

Jiao Jie is full of flirtatious talk, but it is completely useless in this era. For example, in the previous life, Jiao Jie would say one or two dirty words, which made the big girls and young wives tremble with laughter. His brows and eyes are springy.

But in this day and age, if you want to say one or two obscene words like this, if you don’t know for sure, you can discount your legs, molested women, and sluts.

But is there a guy who can settle down in Jiao Jie?At the beginning, he told Mi Nianying vividly the story of how he subdued the evil spirit in the haunted house.

"At that time, the vicious spirit just knocked Master Guangpu backwards and flew out, vomited blood, and had no strength to resist anymore!"

"Seeing that Master Guangpu is about to die at the hands of that evil spirit, how can I, a disciple of Maoshan, refuse to save me? It's too late to say it, but it's too soon! Xiaodao beat my heart, the mahogany sword was unsheathed, and the sword light splashed, If the galaxy is bright, the dots of cold light are like stars, shrouding the fierce spirit in the sword light."

Tsk, Jiao Jie, that little bastard, can exaggerate himself so much that he's almost blown away, so he's relying on Guangpu not being here, otherwise he'd have to fight him for life.

After all, Mi Nianying is a girl with a pure heart and no social experience. She was fascinated by Jiao Jie's few words and words. After listening to Jiao Jie's narration, a girl in fluttering white clothes and holding a long sword was already sketched in her mind. With the appearance of a peerless knight, even the eyes that looked at Jiao Jie shone with light.

(End of this chapter)