Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 37
Feeling Mi Nianying's adoring eyes, Jiao Jie felt so happy!It's like eating popsicles in summer.

"Hey, that's not right! Master Guangpu is a famous master here, how could he be so unbearable? I heard from the commander-in-chief that last year the master surrendered a century-old zombie!" Mi Nianying wondered.

"Uh"

Jiao Jie took it for granted and said: "It is precisely because the master fought a century-old zombie last year, so his body was injured and he couldn't use his full strength! Besides, haven't you heard a sentence? The fist is afraid of the young! Master After all, he is 50 years old, and his blood has already decayed, how can I be as fierce as you, Brother Jie?"

Jiao Jie is right. In this world, especially Taoist priests and monks, although theoretically speaking, people can live longer than ordinary people and can live to be a hundred years old. It has been declining for a long time, and all aspects of the body's functions are also rapidly failing, so for monks, Taoists, even wizards, shamans and other people who have extraordinary powers, living to the age of 60 is basically considered an advanced age.

Take Lin Jiu as an example. In the past two years, Jiao Jie can clearly feel that Lin Jiu's body has begun to decline.

"Huh! Dragon spirit and tiger fierceness?"

A malicious and extremely weak voice came from outside the door.

Lou Dalong walked in with the help of two soldiers and looked at Jiao Jie maliciously: "What did you little bastard give me to drink? I almost pulled my intestines out!"

Before the person approached, the stench was already coming. Jiao Jie held his nose and took two steps back: "Diarrhea is right. If you don't have diarrhea, how can you expel the corpse gas from the commander's body? Fortunately, I discovered it early. Going to the toilet can get rid of the corpse aura in the body, if it takes a while longer and waits until the commander's corpse poison invades the body, it will not be so easy to get rid of."

"Hmph! It's still a bit reasonable what you said!"

Lou Dalong himself is not stupid, although he almost pulled his anus off, he can clearly feel the relaxation of his body.

"Damn, get the chef to give me the whole order! I'm starving to death!"

Lou Dalong collapsed on the chair, his legs and feet are weak now, and he has no strength at all.

Jiao Jie took out a Peiyuan Solid Pill from his bosom, poured a glass of water, threw the Peiyuan Solid Pill into the water and handed it to Lou Dalong.

This Peiyuan solid elixir is a unique elixir of Maoshan. It is on the same level as Huang Yaoshi's Jiuhua Yulu pill in the novel, and the Shaolin Temple's Dahuandan and Xiaohuandan. Well, it's not about the curative effect, but the level. They all belong to the same level. The secret recipe is not the kind passed on to the outside world, only true disciples can take it, and outsiders only know the name and don't know the kind.

Lou Dalong didn't doubt that he was there, took the cup and drank it in one gulp.

"Oh! This thing! Not bad!"

Since the Peiyuan Solid Pill is mixed in the water, the Peiyuan Solid Pill melts like water, and all the medicinal properties are melted in the water.

Lou Dalong drank it in one gulp, and the effect of the medicine was released immediately, and his whole body felt warm, from the inside to the outside, there was no discomfort in his whole body.

"Pfft."

Jiao Jie, who had long been experienced, escaped with Mi Nianying, leaving Lou Dalong alone in the room.

An exorcism talisman eliminated most of the corpse aura in Lou Dalong's body, and the remaining corpse aura was completely expelled along with this extremely smelly fart.

It was already late when Jiao Jie came here after completing the religious ceremony. Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Jiao Jie had a meal here and slept. Went to the ancestral hall of the Lou Dalong family.

"Hey, Marshal Lou, the place where your family's ancestral hall is located is not bad!"

Standing on the hillside, Jiao Jie said in amazement: "Your family's ancestral hall is on the hillside, facing the sea in the east, and there are high mountains behind. When we came just now, although it was covered by the scorching sun, it also rained a few times."

"Fengshui experts call this pattern of fairy splashing water, so the people who live here are very rich." Jiao Jie paused for a while and continued: "However, the pattern of fairy splashing water feng shui has advantages and disadvantages. Harmful to humans and animals.”

Listening to Jiao Jie's eloquent talk, Lou Dalong stroked his beard and smiled without saying a word, looking at Jiao Jie with admiration in his eyes.

Mi Nianying next to him was surprised and curious: "Ah? Why?"

Jiao Jie took a look at Mi Nianying and explained: "According to a scientific point of view, it is because of the heavy rain, which is equivalent to heating the pot red first, and then pouring water into it. In this way, under the evaporation of the sun, the ground The moisture on the surface will evaporate into water vapor, and people have lived in such a humid environment for a long time, so it’s no wonder that the arms and legs can bear it!”

Looking at Mi Nianying who was deep in thought, Jiao Jie suddenly smiled and said, "There is a nursery rhyme about this kind of feng shui! Miss Mi, do you want to listen to it?"

"Nursery rhyme? What nursery rhyme? I want to hear it! Tell me!"

"That is: when the rain comes, the red pot will be hit, the miasma will have nowhere to hide, the sow will go crazy, the chickens will sit everywhere, people will become dizzy, and the ancestors will cause trouble!"

Looking at the ancestral hall not far ahead, Jiao Jie asserted: "Based on the pattern of the gods splashing water, the dead must not be buried."

"Can't be buried? Why?" Mi Nianying blinked her big watery eyes, with a curious look on her face, but at the same time she felt a little lost in her heart. She has read books and spends time with friends on weekdays, so she can be considered well-educated You are so talented, but now standing with Jiao Jie, why do you become a little girl who knows nothing?
"If the coffin hits the ground, it's unlucky for the whole family! Not to mention the burial, even if the coffin absorbs the earth's air, something will happen to the family!"

Jiao Jie said firmly: "If I'm not mistaken! The coffin inside must be arranged in a different way!"

"Hey hey hey, you kid! Sure enough, you have something!" Lou Dalong pinched Jiao Jie's face with a smile, and waved his hand: "Come on! Open the door!"

As the gate of the ancestral hall opened, Mi Nianying exclaimed: "Wow! What you said is not wrong at all! The arrangement of the coffins here is really different!"

Jiao Jie showed a smug expression, pointed at the coffin and said, "Look, all the coffins here have been hoisted up, and even the legs are separated by pans of water."

This is the Lou Clan's Ancestral Hall. There are eighty coffins if not one hundred. A group of people went around for a while, and Jiao Jie suddenly focused his eyes and pointed to the front: "Marshal, look ahead!"

All the coffins here were tied in mid-air with ropes, but the ropes of the coffin in front were actually broken!The coffin fell to the ground!

A trace of astonishment appeared on Lou Dalong's face, and then he exclaimed: "Dad! That's my dad's coffin!"

(End of this chapter)