Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 38 Burning
Jiao Jie spread his hands: "That's right! The coffin touched the ground and got the earth's air, and it has become a zombie!"

Lou Dalong didn't believe it: "How is it possible? My father died only half a year ago! Come here! Open the coffin!"

Three or five soldiers walked over and found that no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't open the coffin.

Lou Dalong didn't believe in evil: "Go to a few more people!"

Jiao Jie sighed: "No need! The coffin is sucked by the corpse's breath, so it cannot be opened during the day!"

Lou Dalong wondered: "Even if my father has become a zombie, what does my illness have to do with my father?"

"Your father's coffin was stained with earth air, so it turned into a zombie. As for why you have corpse air, I guess it's because the gods poured water on it. After all, Feng Shui is extensive and profound, and I know little about Feng Shui. As for why it affected the commander-in-chief, Forgive me for my shallow cultivation, so I can't answer."

Lou Dalong snorted dissatisfied, "Then you should know how to solve it, right?"

"That's simple, your father has become a zombie, just take the coffin out and burn it!" Jiao Jie said standing up and talking without pain in his back.

Lou Dalong was not happy anymore, and cursed: "Damn! That's my father! Why didn't you say you burned your master?"

Jiao Jie spread his hands: "But the problem is that my master has not turned into a zombie, it's up to you to burn it or not."

"Damn it!" Lou Dalong scolded his mother angrily.

"Commander, don't blame me for not reminding you beforehand. You have to know that you are the immediate family member of this zombie. If this zombie doesn't get rid of, the first target he will kill is you! Then your wife !"

"Oh shit!"

Lou Dalong scolded her again, gritted his teeth and said, "Then do you know of any way to seal it and keep it locked in the coffin?"

Jiao Jie saw through Lou Dalong's thoughts, sighed and said, "Commander, your father has become a zombie, and he can't provide you with any shelter at all. If you let him stay here, the corpse's energy will leak out. It is very likely that the entire ancestral hall will be affected, and under the impact of corpse energy, this good fairy splashing water will become a jeopardy. At that time, you can imagine what the consequences will be without me telling you, right?"

No matter in terms of profit or emotion, Lou Dalong does not want Jiao Jie to dispose of his father's body. From a personal point of view, this is his father. Without him, he would not have himself. As a son, how could he be willing? Watching helplessly as his father's body was burned, how could he not even leave the whole body behind?

In terms of benefits, this place where the gods splash water is a good feng shui pattern. My father buried here can provide himself with shelter and enhance his luck.

Although the term luck is intangible, it should not be underestimated, and Lou Dalong attaches great importance to it.

But Jiao Jie's words also awakened him. His father has become a zombie. Even if he is buried here, he will not be able to bring him any shelter, and it may even cause a catastrophe. He wants to die, Lou Dalong gritted his teeth. : "Look at this deal!"

Jiao Jie clapped his hands vigorously: "I'm waiting for your words!" After speaking, Jiao Jie stretched out his hand and called the adjutant over and said: "You tell the following, let them chop some firewood quickly, remember, the speed must be fast. !"

Jiao Jie said to Lou Dalong: "Commander, when they come back from chopping firewood, they will directly burn the coffin! Even the zombies inside will be burned! No future trouble!"

Lou Da's faucet didn't return and waved his hand: "Go, go! Hey! Dad! Don't blame your son, there is nothing you can do about it! Who made you a zombie! If you don't die, I will kill you!" I'm going to die, it's fine if I die, but Lianmei is pregnant with our Lou family's child, and I'm doing it for our Lou family's sake, if it were you, you wouldn't want to let yourself die, would you?"

Jiao Jie ignored Lou Dalong's thoughts, and led a few soldiers to direct them to carry the coffin.

In Lin Zhengying's zombie movies, there are many times when Lin Zhengying was careless and asked his idiots to wake up the zombies, and finally subdued them after working hard.

Jiao Jie didn't want to follow in the footsteps of Brin Nine, and he couldn't leave any troubles in doing things, so Jiao Jie made up his mind to watch the zombies burn to death with his own eyes.

But speaking of it, was Lin Jiu careless for a while, or did he deliberately let those idiots wake up the zombies?After all, killing a sealed zombie and killing a murderous zombie, the merits obtained are not at the same level!

Thinking of this, Jiao Jie shuddered deeply, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore. For Jiao Jie, Lin Jiu was equivalent to his father. To be a person, one must act upright, sit upright, and teach Jiao Jie to be an upright person.

If Lin Jiu's character design collapses, he really doesn't know if he can survive.

Not everything needs to be clear and clear. Sometimes I think too much and worry too much.

Watching the coffin being piled up on the pile of firewood piled up by more than a dozen people, Jiao Jie lit the fire himself, and watched the coffin being swallowed by the flames, and the zombies in the coffin ignited black smoke rising into the sky with the stench.

Seeing that the fire was getting weaker, and all the firewood and the coffin, including the zombies inside, were burned to ashes, Jiao Jie was relieved to give up.

Fortunately, it was daytime, and there was yang energy to suppress it. If it was night, how could the zombies submit obediently?It must be violent and cause a riot.

Seeing the firewood burnt out and the flames extinguished, Lou Dalong didn't know if it was a mental illusion or what, he felt his body really relaxed a lot.

"Hey, little Taoist priest, what's your name?"

Jiao Jie slapped his head and said: "The name of a small Taoist layman is Jiao Jie."

"Oh yes! Jiao Jie!"

With a smile on his face, Lou Dalong pulled Jiao Jie into his arms, put his arms on Jiao Jie's shoulders, and said with a warm expression: "Brother Jiao, Dou Chiying is so stingy, it must be okay to follow him." What kind of blessings have you enjoyed? Like this! Why don’t you go back and follow me! Eat delicious food and drink spicy food!”

Speaking of which, Lou Dalong looked back at Mi Nianying, and said mysteriously: "Brother, don't you have a wife yet? What do you think of my sister? As long as you follow me, I will make the decision. Let my sister-in-law Betrothed to you as a wife, how about it?"

Heh, it's not that bad, if he agrees, he will probably drive Master Lin Jiu to death!

The relationship between Lin Jiu and Shi Jian, the head of Maoshan, has not been good. To be precise, the relationship between the two factions has not been good.

Although Lin Jiu and Shi Jian are both disciples of Maoshan, the interior of Maoshan is not an iron plate, just to say that Lin Jiu and Shi Jian are not a faction.

Let's put it this way, for example, the founder of Maoshan accepted two apprentices, and then these two apprentices opened up separately, so they became two factions, and then the disciples below began to expand continuously, and began to form groups and factions , where the relationships are intertwined and intricate.

(End of this chapter)