Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 48 Li Gui Meets Li Kui

Helping Jiao Jie into the courtyard, the four-eyed Taoist priest who went out to greet Jiao Jie said with a look of shock: "What's wrong with you? Are you injured?"

Jiao Jie wryly smiled and said: "Don't mention it, I met a ghost king on the way here. Fortunately, I sacrificed the name of Uncle Shi Jian to scare it away, otherwise I'm afraid it will be very bad luck!"

The four-eyed Daoist headed his forehead: "Senior brother Shi Jian is the head of Maoshan of the Southern School after all, not to mention one of the twenty land gods. Unless you really want to tear yourself apart, the name of senior brother Shi Jian is still very useful." of."

Jiao Jie was silent. Master and Shi Jian fled to the frontier after losing the battle for the position of master. Although the relationship has been a little slow in recent years, Jiao Jie knew that according to the plot, the two good-for-nothings, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, would sooner or later be caused by Shi Shaojian. Master and Shi Jian face each other life and death.

In the plot of Zombie Supreme, Shi Jian was so rebellious that he shattered Sanmao Zhenjun's law. Lin Jiu took the opportunity to use gossip to kill Shi Jian.

But that is the plot of a movie after all. In reality, Shi Jian is not only highly cultivated, but also the Lightning and Thunder Fist is extremely powerful. Even the slightest touch of ordinary ghosts will be dissipated. The soul and body are born and died.

Is the name of the land god a vain name?

Jiao Jie had a lot of thoughts on his mind. Although his master was strong, compared with Shi Jian, he had no chance of winning.
"Nephew, nephew? Hey!"

Jiao Jie suddenly came back to his senses, and looked at the four-eyed priest with a blank face.

The four-eyed Taoist dissatisfied: "What are you thinking? I've been calling you for a long time!"

Jiao Jie's eyes flashed and said: "No, I didn't think about anything, I just smelled the aroma of the food, and I thought that I haven't eaten the food made by my uncle for more than two years."

"Cut! It's obvious that you can talk! It's also considered that you are lucky. The last time I went down the mountain, uncle, I got a new jar of five-year-old flower carvings!"

"Gudong."

Next to him rubbed his stomach inadvertently, and smiled embarrassedly.

The Taoist priest with four eyes frowned and looked at Wuxin dissatisfiedly: "Why is there another monk? One monk is enough for the poor, why is there another one?"

"Cough! What are you talking about? Mage Wuxin is my friend. I met an evil baby before. Thanks to him, I was able to subdue the evil baby."

Hearing what Jiao Jie said, the Taoist priest with four eyes said with a relaxed expression: "In this case, you can come in too, but let me tell you first, I don't have vegetarian food here, it's all meat dishes!"

Wu Xin secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart. The little monk does not taboo meat and vegetables, and meat and vegetables do not taboo."

Wuxin's words made the four-eyed Taoist leader take a high look: "Hey, I have lived in poverty for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen a monk like you who is so confident in breaking the precepts. Not bad, it suits my taste." ! By the way, do you want to drink?"

"Hey, drink, drink."

The four-eyed Taoist raised his thumb: "Boy, I like you more and more!"

"Take a seat quickly, take a seat, Jiao Jie, I haven't been here for more than two years, you need to drink two more glasses tonight!"

Jiao Jie pointed to his wound: "Not tonight, I have to heal the wound later, but whether he has the intention or not, he will definitely be able to accompany your old man for me, and I will be happy with you!"

"Yes! I will definitely keep my senior company! This little monk is the best at drinking!" Such a large table of dishes, and they are all hard dishes, just smelling the smell makes people salivate, Wuxin let go of the reins Like Erha, almost jumping and having fun.

"Let the poor monk see who is the fellow who doesn't abide by the precepts, eats wine and meat so blatantly, and ruins the reputation of my Buddhist school?"

Monk Yixiu outside the door looked warm and angry. When he learned that Jiao Jie was coming, Monk Yixiu specially came to visit. Before he entered the door, he heard Wuxin's remarks. look like.

The four-eyed Taoist plucked his nostrils and said bluntly: "Who cares what you say? This is my house! My guest, you can say whatever you want! Do you still need to report to you, an old monk?"

"Amitabha, the poor monk heard about Xiaoyou Jiao's visit, so he came to visit specially. The poor monk came here for Xiaoyou Jiao, not to see you? Ale, go, get me a pair of bowls and chopsticks for this old monk!" While speaking, the monk thought to himself Since I moved a stool to sit down, and I don't know if it was intentional, Monk Yixiu deliberately sat opposite the four-eyed Taoist priest.

The four-eyed Taoist glanced at Monk Yixiu, and muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, I've seen shameless people, but I've never seen you so shameless. You said you're not welcome, and you came over with a shy face."

Monk Yixiu was not angry, but smiled and picked up a large chopsticks vegetable dish and chewed it in his mouth, shaking his head and said: "Simu, I am not talking about you, your vegetable dish is too bland! Next time I come to eat more Salt, the poor monk's mouth is heavy!"

His eyes were blue with anger, he wished he could stick his chopsticks in and wring out the tongue of Monk Yixiu, why are you talking so much nonsense when you come here for free?

Jiao Jie just secretly smiled, these two living enemies have been fighting for decades, regardless of what they say, they have the deepest relationship with each other, otherwise the four-eyed Taoist priest would not have specially fried two vegetables and put them on the table. On the table.

"Amitabha, this little master looks unfamiliar, I wonder which monastery he is from?" Monk Yixiu stared at Wuxin, wondering why.

Wuxin said awkwardly: "Master misunderstood, in fact, this junior is not a monk, this junior is just exorcising demons in the name of a monk, not a real monk."

Monk Yixiu said unrelentingly: "Isn't it a monk? Did you ever think that my actions would damage the reputation of my Buddhist school?"

This is really when Li Gui met Li Kui, he was inadvertently speechless when asked by Monk Yixiu, kicked Jiao Jie under the table, and cast a look for help.

Jiao Jie coughed twice and said: "Hey, then what, master, why should you stick to the sect's opinion? Master Wuxin casts down demons and eliminates demons for the sake of the people of the world, for the sake of the people of the world, is the safety of the people of the world not as good as Is your faction's mere reputation?"

Monk Yixiu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, one mouthful of the people of the world, one mouthful of the common people of the world, this little bastard has learned to wear a high hat?
"Besides, Mage Wuxin has been fighting demons for many years and saved countless people. Wherever he went, the people were all grateful. Not only did he not damage the reputation of Buddhism, but he also brought prestige to Buddhism. Master Yixiu didn't say thank you. What's the reason for the Wuxin mage to make trouble instead?"

Monk Yixiu was repeatedly beaten by Jiao Jie. Not only did he find out about the fact that he had no intention of pretending to be a monk, but he even turned against himself.

Simu took the opportunity to say: "Yixiu! You! You are too attached to the views of the sect! Let me tell you, let him be a monk or a Taoist, as long as he can kill demons, he is a good monk, a good Taoist! Since you don't want him to be a monk, it's okay Who, Wuxin, from tomorrow, oh no! From now on, you are a disciple of Maoshan! Our Maoshan is not like their monks who care about every detail, eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, absolutely no one will trouble you! "

(End of this chapter)