Starting from Uncle Nine

Chapter 49
"Amitabha! Since little master Wuxin chose Buddhism instead of your Taoism, this has already proved the choice of little master Wuxin. Little master Wuxin is kind to our Buddhism, so don't be unreasonable and obsessive with you four eyes!"

Monk Yixiu is also a character, seeing that something can't be done, he started to win over Wuxin as soon as the conversation changed.

"Wuxin, this Diamond Sutra is something that the old monk often reads. I will give it to you today. I hope I can study it frequently in the future."

"Jiao Jie, did you see that? This is a monk! He is afraid of being tough, and when he sees that he is in trouble, he will start to woo him!" Simu tilted his head and whispered to Jiao Jie, God knows how small the four-mu's definition is, anyway, he was present Everyone heard it, and Ale and Wuxin were a little embarrassed, but the person concerned, Monk Yixiu, smiled and showed no sign of anger at all.

Seeing that things were not good, Jiao Jie gave Wuxin a wink, telling Wuxin to quickly put away the Diamond Sutra, coughed dryly, and changed the topic: "Uncle Simu, Master Yixiu, this junior is here to ask for something. .”

"Hey, the poor Taoist knows that your kid will go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Come on, what's the matter?"

Jiao Jie laughed dryly and said, "It's like this. I heard that there are zombies in Tengteng County, Guangxi, so... hehehe."

The four-eyed Taoist said indifferently: "If there are zombies, go there! Uh huh?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest was stunned, looking at Jiao Jie, his eyes were not right. Jiao Jie and his own strength are almost the same. Ordinary zombies can shoot alone, but this kid not only recruited an accomplice, but also came to seek himself and Monk Yixiu Help, how big is this zongzi, please mobilize five people to help?
"Hey, that means more zombies! I can't catch them twice! That's why I asked you two for help!"

The four-eyed Taoist took a sip from the wine glass, feeling bitter in his heart, there are more zombies, I believe you a ghost!If there is no corpse king, the names of the old Taoist four-eyed Taoist priest will be written backwards!
"Hey, Jiao Jie, does Senior Brother Lin Jiu know about this? Why don't you ask Senior Brother to help?"

Daoist Four Eyes has to admit that he is a little timid.
Jiao Jie said seriously: "My nephew is away from home. Is there any reason why he should pretend to be a turtle and go home to find his master when he encounters something?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest cursed in his heart: "I'm not your elder? How did you find me here? Are you seeking help from your elders?"

The four-eyed Taoist priest is so angry that he regrets letting Jiao Jie in. It doesn't matter if he is busy with other things, but the question is this busy corpse king!Does this little bastard dislike him for dying too slowly, or what?

Seeing that Taoist Simu and Monk Yixiu were silent for a long time, Jiao Jie kicked Wuxin hard under the table.

Wu Xin understood: "Seniors, are you afraid?"

"Dangdang!"

Jiao Jie slapped the table and said angrily: "Wuxin, what are you talking about? Who is my uncle? A disciple of Maoshan! He will fight against demons and defend the Tao all his life, and sacrifice himself for others! Will you be afraid? Ah? Will you be afraid?"

"There is also Master Yixiu, who is Master Yixiu? Buddhist eminent monk! Pursue sentient beings! Will the eminent monk be afraid?"

These two old guys, what world have you never seen?What haven't you experienced?Not only did Jiao Jie and Wuxin's aggressive method of two green onions not work, the two old guys even wanted to yawn.

"Damn, okay! You forced me!"

Seeing that the two of them were unmoved, Jiao Jie began to magnify his moves: "Uncle, are you afraid of the corpse king? Anyway, I know that Master Yixiu is definitely not afraid! If you are afraid, then you can say to Master Yixiu that you are ashamed, If I see Master Yixiu taking a detour in the future, I will go on the road with Master Yixiu tomorrow, and you can be a coward at home!"

"Scared! Scared! I'm so scared!"

Monk Yixiu twitched his fingers and pulled out one of his beards, grinning his teeth in pain. He really wanted to say that he was afraid, very afraid, very afraid, but how could he say something like meow?And he admitted it in front of his old opponent, Taoist Master Four Eyes?
What's more, when Jiao Jie changed the subject and even praised himself, it was tantamount to putting both of them on fire.

The anger in Simu's heart, this little bastard, is trying to trick himself!Let yourself admit that it is better to take a break?Let yourself say to Monk Yixiu that you are ashamed?I bother!I will not be as good as him?

there's no way!Four eyes patted the table: "It's ridiculous! I'm afraid? My four eyes didn't know what it means to be afraid since I was born! Want me to tell Yixiu that I'm ashamed? And let me see him in the future and take a detour? Pooh!"

"Oh!"

Like a proud little fox, Jiao Jie turned his gaze to Monk Yixiu: "Master, my uncle said that he is not afraid at all, you will not be afraid, dare not go?"

Monk Yixiu forced a smile that might as well be crying: "He is not afraid, and neither is the old monk."

Jiao Jie slapped the table hard: "Okay! Then let's make a deal like this! We will start tomorrow morning!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest and the monk Yixiu showed bitter expressions, especially the monk Yixiu, who wanted to give them two big ears, why do you want to hang out when you have nothing to do?Now it's all right, let yourself fall in, right?

Monk Yixiu said earnestly: "Then what, Jiao Jie, the poor monk can be regarded as watching you grow up, this kind of merit, don't rush! This meal needs to be eaten one bite at a time, the road needs to be taken step by step, and the merits and virtues have to come slowly. Isn’t it? This step is too big, and it’s easy to get involved, do you understand what the old man said? You have to do what you can!”

The four-eyed Taoist priest scolded angrily: "Monk Yixiu, don't talk nonsense! What kind of merit? This is to subjugate demons! This is for the sake of human beings! For the sake of the people of the world, how come you, the monk, are so angry! Has everything changed?"

The conversation changed, and the Taoist priest with four eyes said again: "Ahem, there is no need to be in such a hurry to subdue demons and demons, you understand? After all, it is a zombie nest, so we have to be a little bit prepared."

Jiao Jie waved his hand: "The two seniors don't need to worry at all. Before this junior, Master Wuxin got rid of the evil baby in Marshal Lou's wife. When Mr. Lou learned that this junior wanted to get rid of the zombies, he helped him with a hundred grenades. After buying these one hundred grenades, the two seniors should be at ease, right?"

The four-eyed priest and monk Yixiu looked at each other and reluctantly accepted.

If a grenade is used properly, it will not be a problem to kill a zombie. A full pack of zombies is only [-] or [-] zombies. The number is too large to meet the blood food demand, so a hundred grenades are definitely not a problem for zombies. The above is a saturation blow.

No, wait a minute?Twenty or thirty zombies, that's all?My God, when did the poor monk become so inflated that twenty or thirty zombies were ignored?
After eating, Jiao Jie borrowed the secret room of the four-eyed Taoist priest to run the "Shangqing Great Cave Sutra". With the operation of the mind, the bruises on Jiao Jie's chest also recovered visible to the naked eye, and the blood in his body Yin Qi was also pulled out one by one.

(End of this chapter)