Allure

Chapter 10

Chapter 10
Beauty?delivered to your door?Come to our house?
Zuo Nanxia, ​​Minister Xu and the accompanying drivers all looked at Zuo Xiying, not surprising.But Zuo Xiying was stunned, seeing the skinny young man rubbing his feet near the pot, she didn't recognize him at all.Then look at the one sitting on the ground and yelling, his face is smeared with pot black, he is staring at Zuo Xiying stupidly, wiping his nose and saliva while watching, salivating, making Zuo Xiying flutter Laughed.

"Young man, do you know us?" Zuo Nanxia was puzzled, and asked who the person next to the pot was, if it wasn't Si Muxian. Si Muxian smiled and shook his head.Zuo Nanxia felt strange, pointed to Lei Dapeng and said, "Then what does this guy say..."

"Oh, look at that, the idiot in the village, don't talk to him, yes, don't say he is stupid, he will scold people when you say it." Simuxian said, lowering his voice for the second part, but unexpectedly let Lei Dapeng listen to the first part When he arrived, he rolled his eyes and really grinned and cursed: Nima B, you are the village idiot.

It was proved so quickly, which made everyone laugh again.With Lei Dapeng being so handsome, it's hard not to treat him like the second idiot in the village.

At this moment, someone came out of the kitchen, a clean middle-aged woman, with her hair combed, she looked very friendly, her voice was very crisp, and she greeted everyone as if singing: "Please, ladies and gentlemen. Come here for the first time, come to the old Shan's house in Xiangma Village, and make sure a few of them will become repeat customers... Please come inside."

It's Shan Yong's mother, Lei Dapeng's godmother Teng Hongyu, who thought she was singing Bangzi opera back then, so it was easy to attract guests with her voice, a group of people mechanically followed Teng Hongyu into the house, and heard the godmother shouting Dad made a pot of tea, at this moment Lei Dapeng came to his senses, got up straight, went straight to the kitchen, the door stopped, Shan Yong stretched his neck to look at the group of guests, Lei Dapeng pulled him, and said solemnly : "That's the girl you talked about on the road, isn't she beautiful? You still don't believe it!?"

"No, why did she run away from our house?" Shan Yong said uneasy in his heart, he heard Lei Dapeng the first time he yelled, stretched out his head for a look and then quickly retracted it, originally Shan Yong was shameless It was quite thick, but this time even he couldn't tell why it was thinner.Maybe it was because of that girl.Several people on the road discussed it, and Shan Yong knew it was the one he had met, but he just laughed it off without saying a word.Usually, he never minds making fun of a certain girl whom all three of them know, but this time, Shan Yong was surprised that he didn't have that gossip. What part of the body made him feel a little embarrassed.

Shan Yong was taken aback, and Lei Dapeng thought he was proud of himself, and pointed out: "Look, look silly, I told you, it's so beautiful, you won't believe it."

"Brother Lei, is the word 'fazhi' used incorrectly?" Si Muxian approached with a smile.

"Oh, you can't point fingers, it's okay to be in heat, it's okay to be in heat. The younger brother is tempted, saying that she is with someone in the Luoshen Fu, and she was messed around by a few men. Teacher Ren said it." Lei Dapeng scratched his head and couldn't remember, Si Muxian reprimanded: "Go, don't spoil others."

"Hehe, you didn't use the word right. I hate it so badly. Quack..." Lei Dapeng lowered his voice and said with a sinister smile, not hiding his admiration at all.Unexpectedly, the back of the head was slapped, and when he turned around, he met a cold-eyed godmother Teng Hongyu, and Lei Dapeng immediately called out affectionately: "Hey, godmother, why did you hit me?"

"You brat, everyone here is just a guest. Don't talk nonsense. Hurry up and start a fire. Don't you eat grilled fish?" Now that he was busy with work, Simuxian shrugged his shoulders, gave Shan Yong a noncommittal smile, and squatted down to the pot in the yard to follow his fancy. She explained with a straight face: "What's wrong, Mom, I didn't say anything."

"What's the matter? It's useless to see other girls acting like this. If you have the ability, bring it back to Mom."

Teng Hongyu reprimanded, and read the dishes according to the list, cold horse teeth vegetables, bitter vegetable egg pancakes, stewed chicken with mushrooms, plus donkey meat in sauce, the staple food is braised rice with millet, dad promised, mom After squatting down to pick the vegetables, Shan Yong became a little curious, and leaned over to Teng Hongyu and asked, "Mom, who are these people?"

"You don't know what to eat? I'm tired of delicacies, abalone and lobster. Come and taste the wild vegetables." My mother said disapprovingly, picking wild vegetables while combing her hair. There are many guests who come to try new things like this. , Eat cheap to change the taste.She has become accustomed to it, she turned her head and glanced at her son, seeing his pensive look, Teng Hongyu smiled and said: "Not to mention, the girl who came together is beautiful, she has figure and stature, and she is not bad looking , almost as beautiful as my mother when she was young."

Shan Yong blinked and looked at his mother's sleeves, hands picking vegetables, and a few strands of white hair floating in front of her temples. No matter how beautiful she was, Xu Niang was already old, so he swallowed and held back Laughing, my mother competed with his godson Lei Dapeng in terms of feeling good about herself, but unexpectedly, my mother saw this action, and she stared at him and said, "What's wrong? What kind of look, what mother said is wrong? I think my mother played Yang Qiniang in the Bangzi Troupe back then. The Kangbang in the troupe, do you know what Kangbang is? That is the protagonist, just like the heroines in TV dramas now, with my mother’s voice, just passing the door, as big as Bayi Square There is no need to expand the place, tens of thousands of people can hear it clearly... Come here, Dapeng."

Here it is again, every time at this time, Shan Yong and his father looked at each other and smiled, and used silence to deal with his mother's self-admiration. Is the girl pretty?Have you seen stills of the godmother when she was young?Who is beautiful then?

Lei Dapeng said that he was not stupid, he nodded his head twice, and immediately said in awe-inspiring manner: "Godmother, there is no need to compare, of course you are beautiful, you need to compare with before, now you are all Prettier than her, every time I come back, I find that you are getting younger and younger, and after two more visits, I have to call you sister-in-law."

Shan Changqing, the father who cut the meat, was so happy that he almost cut off his hand. Shan Yong suppressed his laughter, but Lei Dapeng said that he didn't take it as a joke, and he looked serious. The kidnapper reprimanded: "You brat, you can't talk in the same way...I haven't seen you improve since you graduated from university."

This savage mom has been taught by everyone in the same room. No, it doesn’t delay the work in her hand. While washing the vegetables, she taught her father Shan Changqing to be slow, and then turned around to chase her son, don’t stay in the kitchen Being in the way, Lei Dapeng and Shan Yong looked at each other and made grimaces. Shan Yong was holding a brush and a pot of grilled fish seasoning, while Lei Dapeng was carrying four or five skewered fish. He ran out of the kitchen.

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This farmhouse located in the outer suburbs is Shan Yong’s home. It is not only a home, but also a place where brothers and sisters beat teeth during college. Every time fish and turtles are caught in the river, rabbits in the mountains, badgers smoked from the bottom of the valley, and bird eggs from trees. , It’s all the delicious food in the mouths of my brothers. Sitting south and north, there is a yard the size of two parts. The east door is a soup pot for stewing bastards, and the west is a fire made of stones. It is one meter wide and two or three meters long. As soon as he got hot, Zizi pulled out the water, Shan Yong wiped the oil on his scalp, and turned around to ask Simuxian Wang Batang how hot it was.

Si Muxian lifted the heavy wooden lid weighing more than 20 kilograms, and a puff of steam rushed up with the sound of fragrance, so that he dodged backwards, looked into the pot, smelled the smell, and turned around and said, "It's almost ready. Pot stickers... Hey, why are you here, go, stay away, don't drop your saliva into the pot."

While talking, he kicked Lei Dapeng, this guy was so greedy, he was staring at the pot in a daze, when he was scolded by Simuxian, he bit his lower lip and grunted displeasedly. It is the role of chopping wood and burning fire. It has always been Lei Dapeng's biggest regret not to upgrade to the level of being a spoon.But that's also good, wait to eat ready-made.

Si Muxian was more attentive in his work. He put the lid on the pot, took a pot of cornmeal balls that had been reconciled, kneaded them in his hands, and carefully stuck them to the side of the pot. After a while, the side of the pot turned golden In a circle, the fragrant soup wafted out with the smell of the heated corn. Lei Dapeng seemed to have tasted some kind of delicacy, licking his lips and wiping his chin from time to time, looking like a cat scratching, Looking impatient, it seemed that Si Muxian had a foresight, and this guy really wiped the puff from his lips from time to time.

Suddenly, a voice came from behind: "Young man, what are you doing?"

"The house is full of gold and jade." Lei Dapeng said casually. When he turned his head, Zuo Nanxia, ​​who was full of silver hair, looked at Si Muxian putting the pot stickers with a smile. The old man with no hairs looked at it with a smile, and corrected him: "It's bastard stewing soup."

While talking, the fat Minister Xu also came out, just sitting bored, the big wooden cover together, the smell of the yard was tangy, several people watched from the window that these two places were stewed and roasted, the cooking utensils used were unheard of, it was really Curious, couldn't hold back, got up and came out, but Zuo Xiying looked at the small farmyard with great interest, Lei Dapeng glanced at the beautiful woman, somewhat hesitant, and corrected again: "This is called Jinyu Mantang, don't call bastard stew soup."

"Really? Add a potsticker and it will be full of gold and jade?" Minister Xu smiled cheerfully and came up to him, and faintly saw the bastard with a big face in the soup pot. This kind of head is rare, probably because he looked at Lei Dapeng's appearance It's very cool, but unexpectedly Lei Dapeng's thoughts became more serious, and he said proudly: "This pot of gold and jade is not as simple as stewing bastard. You have to explain the way here clearly. You don't need to pay for the meal today. We will post it upside down." All done."

"Isn't it just bastard stewing soup? You've learned all the tricks of our hotel?" The driver came up, with a local accent, and competed with Dapeng, but unexpectedly Dapeng flicked his thumb with confidence, Niubi asked coquettishly, "Do you want to gamble or not? Just this pot of soup is perfect and tonic, also known as perfect, there are ten good things, you have to count them, except that you don't have to pay for the meal. Did you see the car outside?" Pay you."

In the direction of the finger, the driver looked at it, but it was the tattered car marked with the words "urban management". Are you kidding me? I haven’t seen any dishes at Gloria, does Gloria know, five-star hotels, 18 tables per table are not as mysterious as you said.”

"You don't dare to gamble after seeing the world? You bet your car, I dare to take it." Lei Dapeng turned around and said, this time, the driver will be stopped, and he dares to take the company's car. I dare not bet, let alone bet on this fool.They were in a stalemate, but Zuo Nanxia, ​​who had been watching for a long time, spoke up, pointed at Simuxian and said, "This soup is well made, and it tastes like three tastes. But, young man, you are perfect, are you a bit too talkative?"

Si Muxian, who was sticking to the cornmeal cake, smiled mysteriously. When he looked up, he was meeting with the Zuo family's father and daughter, and they could see it more clearly. He was sure that this was the girl that the reservoir had seen from afar. , the crescent eyebrows are swept lightly, no makeup is applied, the plain face is beautiful, and the glory is shining. At a glance, there is a feeling that people dare not look down on them. With trembling hands, the best corn pot stickers are pasted, avoiding the girl's eyes. Looking at Zuo Nanxia, ​​he said slowly, "Then old man, how perfect and beautiful do you count?"

"Well, cordyceps, red dates, sliced ​​ginger, shiitake mushrooms, chicken nuggets, soft-shelled turtle, plus pot stickers, that's seven items, yes, and sliced ​​ham, eight items." Zuo Nan said eight items in one breath, just these eight This surprised the viewers. The ingredients of a pot of simple soup almost caught up with the level of a five-star hotel.Hearing what the experts said, everyone stared at the steaming soup pot with big eyes, and then looked back at the stupid Lei Dapeng, with a look of disbelief.

Zuo Nanxia took a step forward, took a deep sniff, and pointed out: "These eight materials are red, yellow and white in color. Adding this golden tortilla, is this the origin of what you say is full of gold and jade?"

Oh sound, the group of people suddenly realized, and couldn't help giving a surprised look at these seemingly urchins. Lei Dapeng was happy, and smiled smugly with his teeth bared. Shan Yong, who was grilling fish not far away, was slightly startled, secretly thinking that this old man is He's a foodie, and even the brothers' ingredients are almost the same. Most people can't tell so much, at least Lei Dapeng stole his father's handful of cordyceps, and he doesn't know many people.

Si Muxian smiled, as if he agreed, but added softly: "Old man, you have a good eye, but the best one, you seem to have missed it."

Elder Zuo seemed to have a plan in his mind, and became very interested. He pointed to the pot and said, "The best thing should be on the pot. This is a stone pot chiseled out of Wujinshi. This kind of cooking utensils are rare now."

Stone, this time Zuo Xiying became interested, approached the pot, stretched out her finger and carefully touched the shiny black edge of the pot, turned around in surprise and said: "Yes, Dad, it's made of stone, The earliest recorded cooking method is to use stone as a utensil, right? The earliest surviving utensil in Luzhou, Qin’ao, is also made of stone.”

"Well, yes, this method heats evenly and dissipates heat slowly. The pot is still hot after the fire is turned off for two to three hours, and ordinary firewood is used for heating, which keeps the original flavor as much as possible. It is interesting, except that it is extremely delicious. No one does such stupid work." Zuo Nanxia commented, not knowing whether to praise or criticize, and several people looked at Lei Dapeng and laughed.Zuo Xiying's interest also came up, and she held up the digital camera on her chest and snapped a few shots. While taking pictures, she asked Si Muxian next to the pot: "Little boss, is my dad right?"

"Excellent, it seems that the master is an expert." Si Muxian praised him sincerely.

Everyone laughed together, then Minister Xu was naturally flattering, saying that Mr. Zuo's leisure time is not shallow, and he once had several articles about the culture of food in a certain newspaper and magazine, which were very influential. The previous work, the flattery was also quite good, Zuo Nanxia smiled and said modestly, and several people surrounded Si Muxian by the pot to ask questions. Now, Simuxian showed his face, but After Lei Dapeng was left out in the cold, this bastard snorted heavily, and said disdainfully: "What a lousy professor, what a gourmet, it's far behind, even worse than our egg brother, you Shimei only said eight things, and the remaining two things What it is, I can't figure out even if you break your heads."

Hiss, Si Muxian gritted his teeth and stared in anger, wishing to pour Lei Dapeng into the cooking pot. This bastard opened his mouth one piece at a time. Originally, when a guest came to the door, he just followed the customer's temperament and fooled around to be happy. Who is more serious about this? But this sentence is true, one pole overturned a boat of people.Minister Xu stood awkwardly on the ground, Zuo Nanxia raised his eyebrows, his face elongated, Zuo Xiying consulted Si Muxian, with big eyes that seemed to be able to talk, Si Muxian instantly understood what the girl meant, and wanted to find Just as he was about to open his mouth, Lei Dapeng triumphantly snatched up to Si Muxian, looked at Zuo Xiying, and said with a smile, "Beautiful lady, do you want to know? Let me tell you." you."

Zuo Xiying looked at Lei Dapeng, whose face was not washed, his mouth was not wiped, his cheeks were raised and lowered, and his eyes were big and small. Smiling and nodding, Lei Dapeng grabbed the long spoon in Si Muxian's hand and stretched it out into the pot. He moved a little and hit the gurgling soup and bastards. Now the bottom was exposed. Under the bastards, there was still a nest of round and white Eggy, bigger than a pigeon's egg, but smaller than an egg, you can tell it at a glance, Lei Dapeng retracted his spoon, covered the pot triumphantly, turned his head to face the group of guests and said:

"Continue to guess, who guessed it, I invited him to eat today, if it doesn't taste good, you will treat me like a bastard."

The four of them stared at each other, surprised first and then happy. It seems that there is a mystery in the riddle, otherwise this silly guy wouldn't be so pushy. With the previous Lei Yu, everyone dared not speak first. They don't guess, Lei Dapeng couldn't help it, and taught everyone a lesson, "Oh, oh, oh, I was an expert gourmet just now, but the above is a bastard, put it together, isn't it a bastard, it's so easy to guess. "

With a puff, Si Muxian let out a gasp from his mouth, bit it, turned his face to the side and didn't dare to smile anymore, the faces of those few were so suppressed that they blushed, being scolded by such a stupid guy, they even felt that the answer to this riddle was pointing fingers I mean, just as Si Muxian held back his laughter, he suddenly felt that the air was heavy, and he suddenly realized that this violated the big taboo of running a restaurant. I'm afraid Lei Ge's words will provoke all the diners who are not young...

(End of this chapter)