Allure

Chapter 4

After a while, Lei Dapeng came back wiping his face with wet hair. The bed was made by Si Muxian. The four visitors all stood and looked at each other, which shocked Lei Dapeng. Explaining: "Hey, what's the matter? Why do you look at me like this? It's been a long time since I posted a girl-seeking revelation in the girls' dormitory. Besides, girls now go out to be girls and sit on the stage. I also openly recruit girlfriends. It’s not a mistake!?”

Wang Huating burst out laughing, and then quickly pursed her lips. Her classmate was often shocked when she opened her mouth in the class, but it was a bit indecent to laugh on such a solemn occasion. As the leader of the student department, Director Shi couldn't hold back his old face.Quickly changed the subject and said: "Don't ask you this, Shan Yong is also in this dormitory?"

"Ah, the upper bunk, that... Boss Shan Yong, my second child, and Simu Xian's third child." Lei Dapeng pointed, but there was no one in the boss's berth. He not only pointed, but also focused on explaining: "Shan Yong Yong is not only the boss of the dormitory, but also my god-brother. I call his mother a god-mother, and his father a god-father. Speaking of which, we are god-brothers... Although his surname is Shan (SHAN), it is polyphonic. He also reads Dan (DAN), so people in the world call him Brother Dan, and brothers all call him Brother Dantong."

Egg hurts! ?At this moment, Lei Dapeng uttered the popular words among the students without any scruple, which shocked Wang Huating. Not only her, but also the class teacher, department head, and Director Shi were all stunned.Return to the arena?Hearing this, Director Wang has the urge to kick this guy.

However, Lei Dapeng thought he hadn't explained clearly, and explained in detail: "Don't get me wrong, he doesn't hurt himself, he hurts whoever meets him."

Fluttering, this time the homeroom teacher Ren Qun couldn't help laughing, probably half of them were laughed out of anger.Si Muxian couldn't help laughing at his second brother's sexuality. In fact, whoever meets our second brother still feels the same way: it hurts!
Director Shi didn't smile, but frowned, feeling a little annoyed, not to mention the one named Shan Yong, just the one in front of him was enough to hurt his ass.Director Wang couldn't hold back his face anymore, he scolded Lei Dapeng and said, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't ask me, I learned Chinese for four years, and I learned how to be a dick!?... Where did I eat at noon today? Go to dinner time What are you doing? So much nonsense."

"The cafeteria..."

Lei Dapeng replied, a little discouraged, he was the head of the department, the head of the student department, and the class teacher, so he was obviously at a disadvantage, but when he heard about lunch, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and pointed at everyone, no matter how stupid he was I also understood the reason why everyone came here, so I gave a few oohs in surprise, and then grinned inexplicably, and said proudly while smiling: "Oh, I understand, you are here to find Bazao, Haha...you got it wrong this time, I just ate in the cafeteria at noon, Si Muxian hasn't finished eating, there is half a pot left, if you don't believe me, I will take you to the stove for confrontation, I will go to the cafeteria I told you about the lunch, we are the only ones in the whole school who are still cooking, haha... if you don't believe me, take a look."

Laughing like no one else was there, as if some wise plan had succeeded, while laughing, he took out the rice bowl that he hadn't had time to wash to testify that the lard had already solidified into a white jelly. Lei Dapeng didn't know whether it was on purpose or not. Stretching straight in front of Director Shi, Director Shi backed away in shock. Si Muxian was afraid that this guy would stab someone, so he hurried forward to stop him, explaining that the two of them saw Bazao at noon, and then went in through the back door of the cafeteria to eat .As for the incitement, Lei Dapeng was not completely stupid, so he naturally denied it.Even when he shouted slogans, he turned his eyes away.As for the boss of the dormitory, Shan Yong, he was not at school at all today, and went home, and he had been home for two days.

In this way, the leader who was looking for the stove was found, but there were two people who didn't stop the stove, and Director Shi was not interested. After all, Ren Qun and Wang Huating were relieved. As long as the students in this class did not make trouble up.

This time Director Wang had something to say, his face became more pleasant, and he pointed at Lei Dapeng and said, "Director Shi, you know the situation in the fourth grade. There are only a few boys. If it weren't for them, they would definitely not be our Chinese students. Head, I don’t think we can complicate things, and this method is open to discussion. It’s enough to stop the students from cooking, improve the quality of food, and optimize logistics services. There’s no need to raise moral and political heights, right?”

"Yes, Director Wang is too wise. This is just a stomach problem. What does it have to do with ideology? The food in our school is really bad."

Lei Dapeng didn't regard himself as a crowd at all, and when he got flustered, he intervened, and Si Muxian wanted to stop him, but Lei Dapeng couldn't complain, he pushed Si Muxian away and pointed to the crowd: "Aren't you You know, the food in our school is amazing, it can be directly used as building materials...Why, the noodles are so soft that they can paste walls, the rice is so hard that they can build houses, and the soup tastes better than cement slurry...The steamed buns Ah, the pot is made of steel-concrete structure, there is no good teeth, you can't bite at all... I suspect that all the masters in our school come from construction sites... This is cooking, it is simply forcing everyone to go to Jinggangshan , it’s impossible not to rebel.”

The saliva was flying, and even Director Wang couldn't stop it, and the words of rebellion came out. Si Muxian was anxious, and stepped on his foot hard. Lei Dapeng, who was excited to talk, finally broke his train of thought and forgot to talk about food Instead, he squinted at the demonstration with Simuxian, and taught Simuxian a lesson: "Why are you stepping on me? That's not right. You said all about the pot of vegetables at noon. It's obviously pork. No matter how you eat it, it looks like pig food." ...Didn't you say that!? I just can't understand you, you will die if you tell the truth!?"

When the two fought, Director Wang's face must have been ugly, and he asked Director Shi, who was even more ugly, and said: "Director Shi, why don't we go to another class to investigate...don't you Mind, Dapeng suffered a head injury when he was a child, so he speaks a bit straight, please bear with him."

"I didn't..." Lei Dapeng turned his head and stared, he was about to explain that he had never been injured in the head, he was smart.However, the head of the department gouged out his eyes and swallowed Lei Dapeng's words behind him. Under the power and majesty, he had no choice but to acquiesce that his head was injured.

"Oh, yes... I will report your opinion to the school." Director Shi resentfully didn't express it. Although the student's words were a bit shocking, they were true. He had heard these things before.

As soon as he took a step, he looked back at the dormitory. Except for Lei Dapeng's bunk, the others were barely clean. Director Shi wanted to save some face and pointed at Lei Dapeng's bunk. Hygienic... look how dirty it is, does it still look like a college student?"

Lei Dapeng's bunk was really not very clean, there was a mark on the back of his head on the pillow, and a pair of socks that hadn't been hidden in time were pressed under the pillow, half of which was exposed. This sentence made Lei Dapeng feel ashamed. Now, there was another beautiful girl in the class, and she hurried to block her own bunk. Director Shi didn't go into it. He glanced at Si Muxian, looked up, and saw that there was actually a white rice paper hanging on Shan Yong's upper bunk. On the banner, there were four big characters written on it, "The Home of Three Goods." Director Shi smiled for no reason and said, "Just your dormitory, is it still called the Home of Three Goods?"

There was a lot of sarcasm in the smile, and Si Muxian felt harsh for no reason. He straightened his collar, and said awe-inspiringly with the righteousness of daring to argue against the powerful: "Director Shi, this three good things are not the other three good things. Our three good things are philanthropy, kindness, Anxious and righteous, honest and eager to learn. These are the three virtues of a gentleman, and they are true throughout the ages, and they are also the foundation of life taught by Professor Song of my Chinese Department, isn’t that right?”

This sour Wenqing brother is not useless, he answered well, and he brought out a respected old professor. Director Shi was choked when he heard it, and Teacher Ren Qun had a lot of praise in his eyes. I don't agree with the student office's fault-finding towards students. Over time, the repressed students have lost their personality. Si Muxian is undoubtedly a person with a lot of personality.It's just that such a sour personality made Lei Dapeng curl his lips.

These two stunned Director Shi so much that he had nothing to say, and turned to leave, but Lei Ge remembered something, saw that he was about to leave, and chased after Director Wang, saying: " Wait a minute, something needs to be clarified."

What's up?When everyone stopped, they thought that Lei Dapeng had something to say about being suspected of participating in the strike for no reason. Director Wang was afraid that this unscrupulous student would talk nonsense, so he stopped him: "I see, Director Shi has heard your opinions. As for whether to participate or not?" Participate, wait for the investigation to talk about it. I'm about to graduate, don't make trouble for the department."

"No, it's not about this. I mean that..." Lei Dapeng pointed to the banner on the boss's shop and said, "This matter must be explained clearly to everyone. The words were written by Shan Yong. What Si Muxian said is wrong, San Hao It's not the three good things of a gentleman."

"What is that?" Director Wang asked subconsciously.

"These three good things are being lazy, lascivious, lascivious and greedy for money. These are the three good things for men, and everyone wants them. Really, I won't lie to you, Director Wang. Si Muxian loves to talk nonsense."

Lei Dapeng snapped his fingers, said solemnly and sincerely.Clearly hearing a few "uh" being stuck in the throat, Director Shi walked away with a sullen face, out of breath.Director Wang pointed at Lei Dapeng, stared at him twice, but was so angry that he didn't say anything, he turned around and left. Teacher Ren Qun couldn't laugh or cry, turned his head and left, probably unable to condescend and condescend to this student debate.

Wang Huating, the group secretary of the same class, couldn't help snickering. She was able to drive away the feared Director Shi, and only those in the 222 dormitory had this ability. When Lei Dapeng messed around, Wang Huating felt relieved at this moment, and felt a little happy for no reason. When he was about to leave, he turned around and looked at Lei Dapeng who was standing upright. He didn't think he was wrong at all. Wang Huating smiled at Lei Dapeng gave a thumbs up, twitched his eyebrows, looked winking, and said in a low voice, "Tianlei, I haven't noticed before, you are the most handsome boy in our class."

Leaving with a smile, Lei Dapeng's heart suddenly tightened, and he hurriedly clutched his chest for fear that the little boy would jump out.

why?There are quite a few girls in the whole school who have been dubbed as Department Flowers, Class Flowers, and School Flowers, but Wang Huating is the only one who has been named "Party Flower", surpassing all other girls.He joined the party when he was a freshman, and became the chairman of the student union when he was a sophomore. Who is that?It is the YY object that the boys masturbated on countless lonely nights. We have been together for four years without a decent girl to give me a good face. Today, the party flower is in full bloom for us. How can I not be so excited that I can't control it! ?
Thinking of this, my whole body started to tremble, I bit my index finger again, my eyes became sluggish, I looked in the mirror again, and I was scratching in my heart, I didn't know where to put my hands and legs, but within a few seconds, Lei Dapeng thought of himself as the glistening saliva on his thick lips.

"Hey... hey..." After several heys, Si Muxian shook his hand in front of Lei Dapeng's sluggish eyes. Seeing that the guy didn't respond, he might as well slap his face softly a few times, finally regaining consciousness, and Lei Dapeng also I don't mind, she smiled contentedly, touched her cheeks with fat hands, and asked Si Muxian with an idiot and retarded expression: "What's the matter, brother? Why are you touching me, don't you think so?" I am the most handsome in our class!"

Lei Dapeng slanted his eyebrows and squinted in an authentic way, and pushed aside Si Muxian who didn't appreciate him.

Si Muxian was stunned, and he didn't dare to argue any more. The three brothers were not very consistent on this issue, and each insisted on pure love, ruthlessness, and promiscuity.Seeing that Lei Dapeng was still talking nonstop, he simply stood in front of the mirror and admired himself, touching his cheeks up and down, and asked while touching his cheeks, "My dear brother, just now Wang Huating really said that I am handsome... Did you hear me clearly, is she Is it like this? I also found that I seem to be a little handsome recently... No, no, it’s not that I’m a little handsome, but a lot. Maybe many girls in school have a crush on me, and they don’t have the opportunity to confess to me!? You say me Is the other half Wang Huating?"

"Haha... I said Dapeng, if you don't speak, others will treat you as an idiot at most. If you open your mouth, you will be regarded as a fool." Dapeng scolded: "Also, Dapeng, don't talk nonsense in the future. I'm afraid of your mouth. Can you say that it's delicious and lustful in front of people?"

Lei Dapeng didn't turn his head back and said: "Don't be sour, the boss said it, lustful eyes, delicious food nourishes the stomach, leisurely nourishes the body, what's so shameful about being a man, no wonder you look so like the old society , That’s not a good one! You have to learn from our boss, eat, drink and have fun, and you’re better at everything.”

Oh...Si Muxian slapped himself in the mouth, and made a taboo of not arguing with Brother Lei. If you have to lower your IQ to the level of Brother Tianlei before arguing, you have no chance of winning at all. You can't blame Director Shi and Wang The director and the head teacher turned around and left.Thinking of this, he fell silent, lying on the pillow and flipping through the book.

Lei Dapeng is also good, you don't argue with him, he doesn't argue with you, not only doesn't distinguish, but also very peaceful, turning over the MP5 under the pillow when sitting on the bed, wearing earphones to watch something, Si Muxian steals Smiling, I guess this guy will have to use the art film he saved to vent his fire, and a happy life will be solved with both hands!

But before he had time to be happy, the phone rang. Lei Dapeng, who was restless, answered the phone. Seeing the excitement, Si Muxian knew that it was the phone call from the boss in the same room. After saying a few words, he hung up the phone. Peng was so anxious that he was not alone, he lifted his pants, pulled Simuxian, and said: "Let's go, the boss is going down the mountain, let's wait at the intersection, this time I will play big, I will drive my dad's car Come on... let's pull a cart back."

This was a matter of fishing and groping, because the boss skipped class for two days and was going to go. In college, other than class, other things are boring, and other things are interesting.Even Si Muxian got excited, changed his sneakers, the two locked the door of the dormitory, went straight downstairs, and left the campus...

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Remarks: The original name of the protagonist, Shan Teng, is homonymous to "Dan Pain", but when I wrote it, I felt that this name was too literary, so I changed it to something that is easy to hear and easy to hear: Shan Yong! Chapter 3 was a bit negligent, and the original name was sent out.

Let's post another chapter today, and let the protagonist officially debut tomorrow!
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