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Chapter 5 Brothers have more fun together

Chapter 5 Brothers have more fun together

Students who are excellent in character and learning in school may not still have a sense of superiority when they leave school.

On the contrary, if you are stupid in school, you may not always be stupid everywhere.

This sentence is very appropriate for Si Muxian and Lei Dapeng.As far as Si Muxian knew, Dapeng's family background was better than most of his classmates, and it was not so good, otherwise it wouldn't make sense with Brother Tianlei's IQ level to be able to go to university and graduate soon.Don't look at him as stupid, he just failed the exam.Don't think he is stupid, he is more effective than ten smart people when doing things outside the school gate.

No, the car he was looking for was the bus of his father's urban management brigade. Afterwards, Si Muxian saw him go to the Yingxiongtai Market to find his mother again. He probably cheated his mother of hundreds of pocket money in the name of the school's arbitrary fees. , I went back and bought a large pack of drinks and snacks, and officially hit the road.

Once on the road, the Dapeng could be dragged away. When he came from the East Street straight to the northern suburbs, he encountered a private car blocking the road. He took the megaphone on the car and immediately said in a confident voice, "Then whoever gets out of the way, don't Obstructing official duties".These words worked well, and the journey was unimpeded.In the car, Si Muxian saw that Lei Ge was simply the combination of the second generation of officials, rich and black people, so he taught Lei Dapeng with the same cliché:

"Brother Lei, shall we keep a low profile? Your father is the captain of the urban management team, not the head of the army; your mother is a small businessman, not a wealthy man. Why are you dragged into this? Do you think you are really the second generation of officials and rich people? Is someone taking care of it?"

"What could happen? The traffic police don't even stop the city management car. Let's see... scare a bunch of people away. Haha."

Lei Dapeng drove the car and honked a few times on purpose, which was good, and scared the pile of load-carrying, cart-pushing, and tricycle riders near the square road. When he saw the car marked with urban management and law enforcement, Xiaoshang Seeing the god of plague, the peddler fled in all directions in a panic, making Lei Dapeng laugh so hard that his whole body trembled.

Lei Dapeng likes to play this game the most. Sometimes he secretly wears his father's urban control uniform to frighten the uncles and aunts who sell fruit at the school gate.

Walking while laughing, Gu Kong took a look at Si Xian who was silent, Si Muxian's eyes were full of displeasure, but Lei Dapeng also took care of his brother's feelings, knowing that his brother didn't like his character, so he quickly changed He said in a calm tone: "Don't be angry, let me slow down...don't have any objections to me. Although you can see that I am a bohemian on the outside, we are not the same on the outside, but we are very simple on the inside. Speaking of which, we are all genuine. A grassroots family, a hard-pressed couple."

Si Muxian was amused by Lei Dapeng, he bowed his body with a smile and reprimanded: "Just you, return grass roots? At most one poisonous weed."

"A single poisonous weed is considered a grass root, isn't it? Compared with the boss's gangster, we are all good seedlings." Lei Dapeng expressed his goodwill, and put the boss in an isolated position.

Laughed it off, as usual, no matter how unpleasant it was, it couldn't last more than 3 minutes.Many times even Si Muxian was surprised that he could get along well with a greedy, lazy, stupid and stupid person like Lei Dapeng.But having said that, these days, people with a bit of knowledge, a bit of family background, and a bit of a position, all of them have their eyes above the top. It is really not easy to find a pure friend who has no scheming and no purpose. The remaining Lei Dapeng is as stupid as a fool, and his mind is not working.

Thinking of this, Si Muxian smiled, and when he glanced at Lei Dapeng, the two of them just looked at each other, and Lei Dapeng made a smirk again, but the silliness was so sincere that even Si Muxian couldn't bear it , deeply regretting that I shouldn't have disturbed this opportunity he had so easily seized to pretend to be aggressive, and he was always treated as a secondary force in school, which is rare once.

But when I left the city, I didn’t even have the chance to pretend to be aggressive. When I drove to the foot of the mountain for more than 20 minutes on the road from the northern suburbs to the Laodingshan tourist area, there was already someone waiting at the fork in the road, waving with a smile on my face. When Lei Dapeng and Si Muxian saw this person, they both smiled knowingly.

It's the boss Shan Yong. Looking at Shan Yong's appearance, he is more ostentatious than Lei Dapeng and Simuxian. He is 1.7 meters tall, with big eyes and thick eyebrows, a hanging nose and a wide mouth. He is a standard northern man, dressed in a military suit The green field suit was stretched tight on his body and stood at the intersection, looking so majestic and handsome.

But mighty is mighty, just a bit like someone who is ready to make trouble at any time; handsome is handsome, but handsome is a bit gangster, standing there like a bandit cutting a trail.Seeing the person coming down from the car, Shan Yong laughed loudly and shouted: "Er Lei, that's right, this car is a perfect match for you. You can take over from your father."

"Hey...Of course, Brother Egg, I want to kill you. You can play at home, we are almost suffocating."

When Lei Dapeng knocked on the door, he made an exaggerated gesture of excitement and couldn't control himself, he rushed forward, he looked like a classmate, almost a compatriot.Si Muxian was not so exaggerated. When he got off the car, Lei Dapeng hugged Shan Yong affectionately and did not let go. Shan Yong smiled and pushed Lei Dapeng away, pointing to the four plastic buckets under his feet and saying hello: " Get in the car, what am I playing? I am busy looking for materials."

"Hey, there's something new." Lei Dapeng's eyes lit up. Fishing is a common hobby of the brothers. Every time they get a lot of money, they rely on the nest materials and bait prepared by Shan Yong. Lifting the lid of a red bucket, a strange fragrance rushed over, Lei Dapeng and Simuxian couldn't help shouting: "It smells so good."

Most of the barrels of white rice grains exude a strange fragrance, which hits the nostrils.

"What is it made of?" Lei Dapeng grabbed a handful, but it was ordinary rice, but this kind of strange fragrance is not something that rice can have. Come on big fish.Shan Yong smiled, covered the barrel, and said proudly: "Musk rice, it took half a month of smoking to make half a barrel. Carp and grass carp love this thing the most. Just wait and see, this time we will set a new record. "

Once explained, this is the nest material smoked from musk, and the workmanship is very cumbersome.When Lei Dapeng picked up the bucket and was about to put it on the car, he thought of a new question and asked, "Brother Dan, Brother Dan, no, I think there is something wrong with your thinking?"

"what is the problem?"

"The nest material is too fragrant."

"What's wrong with Taixiang?"

"Too fragrant is a big problem."

Lei Dapeng posed difficult problems on purpose, as if finding fault, usually like this, the less intelligent he is, the more he likes to show off his intelligence. He likes to make difficult problems for the boss the most. It must have not been considered, the nest material is too fragrant, what should they do if they only eat the nest material and don’t bite the bait? Aren’t we all blind?”

Eh, this is a problem. Lei Dapeng is also an old fishing friend, and even Simuxian thought it was a bit unreasonable, but Shan Yong laughed, patted Lei Dapeng on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's been a few days. See, you are smart, but Dapeng, have you ever thought about it... You are so smart that you can think of it, but the fish is not as smart as you, how could it think of it? Right? "

"Oh, that's right."

Lei Dapeng was stunned for a moment, and accepted the explanation, Si Muxian grinned, the only one in the school who was not defeated by Lei Dapeng was Shan Yong, and the boss knew how to talk to Lei Dapeng , often convinced this guy with a single sentence, just after this doubt, a new question came again, Si Muxian and Shan Yong just put a bucket, Lei Dapeng held the bucket and asked again: "Brother Egg, what about you?" What about the bait for cockroaches? Don’t you tell me to see it? Fishing in Zhangze Reservoir has been going on for a long time, and the wild cockroaches are almost caught. It’s luck to catch all of them. If it’s under one catty, buy it. The price is more than 300."

"You have it in your hand, the secret weapon. Keep it safe and see for yourself." Shan Yong smiled mysteriously, carrying another bucket, which was sealed. Si Muxian also wanted to go up to see it curiously, but was held back by Shan Yong. When I looked back at the boss, I smiled mysteriously.

There must be something tricky, Si Muxian didn't dare to go up, for fear of being teased by the boss.

Lei Dapeng couldn't hold back his curiosity, put down the bucket, lifted the lid impatiently, stared suddenly, like seeing a ghost in the daytime, let out an "uh" in his throat, and sat down on the ground with his buttocks, holding his hands incessantly. Nose and mouth wailing, crawled and ran, dodging far away like a ghost.

Stink, stench, unspeakable stench, even Si Muxian, who was a few steps away, covered his nose, it was worse than the smell of an open-air toilet that hadn't been cleaned for several years.Only Shan Yong covered his nose without hesitation and stepped forward, covered the lid, smiling at Lei Dapeng who was being teased.Put it straight into the back of the car, and Lei Dapeng came back after spitting for a long time. Before he could speak, Shan Yong sat in the driving seat, motioned to get in the car, and said as he walked: "This is fermented chicken intestines, pork liver and Some animals were put into the water, and some feed was added... Don’t think it smells bad, I don’t tell ordinary people about this bait, and you will know how valuable it is when you catch the bastard, and it’s so easy to save so much.”

"Isn't it, nonsense? No one dares to come near such a stinky thing, even the bastard ran away." Lei Dapeng was a little bit disbelieving, Shan Yong smiled and explained: "Really? I just saw you just now Being smoked away, you are Brother Tianlei, not Brother Bastard, why don't you like Bastard?"

Uh... Lei Dapeng, who has always been talking nonsense, was choked by the boss, and Si Muxian said with a smile: "I didn't say anything, Dapeng, it seems that the boss can cure you."

"Cut." Lei Dapeng raised his head, doubting the disobedience of all authorities, but the boss is the absolute authority in fishing and catching bastards. When there is no doubt, he changed his method. Shan Yong said: "Wait, Brother Dan, you let the bastard eat such a stinky thing, and then we eat the bastard, doesn't that mean we also ate the stinky thing in the bucket?"

While talking, Lei Dapeng pointed to the barrel of material in the car's back-up with lingering fear, the smell was really unbearable for ordinary people.Si Muxian chuckled, he was used to Lei Dapeng's whim, most people couldn't answer his questions, but fortunately he was the boss today, so Shan Yong asked Lei Dapeng very seriously: "Yo, what do you think?" What you said is very reasonable... But have you ever thought about it, Dapeng, the vegetables you eat every day are manure, and according to your logic, doesn't that mean you eat shit every day?"

Si Muxian couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed in the backseat, Lei Dapeng, who was constantly chattering, was finally suffocated, he hummed, not convinced, but he couldn't find a better way to deal with it, for the time being Ansheng was born.As soon as Ansheng, Si Muxian knew that Brother Lei had started to use his brains, trying to find a way to solve problems for the boss.

The car is on the road.Three people in one room have been in this nonsensical dispute for almost four years. Si Muxian looked at the boss Shan Yong who he hadn't seen for a few days. He was still the same, wearing a faded JEEP suit, tanned Every time I see this roommate's boss, I always feel inexplicably kind and respectful.

Perhaps this feeling has something to do with experience. The boss Shan Yong and Lei Dapeng used to be classmates in high school. It is hard to believe that Lei Dapeng said that the two of them used to go to the noble school. Li learned that Boss Shan’s father lost all his money because of the loss of the hotel business. The family farmhouse is happy, and the family situation has improved somewhat.For this Shan Yong who came from the ups and downs, Si Muxian always felt that he had an extraordinary temperament in him, which was different from those buddies in the Chinese Department who chanted the wind and played the moon, and the flowers were under the moon. It is Shan Yong who works as a tutor, delivers food, delivers cooked meat, and the three brothers' catch fish and shrimps have also become the way to make money. The life of almost part-time work and part-study has delayed normal studies.

The more difficult he saw, the more Si Muxian respected this roommate. He felt that if he changed his position, he might not be able to do better than Shan Yong, nor might he be able to live a more optimistic life like him.

No, not long after An was born, the fun came again. The car drove onto the secondary road. Shan Yong teased Lei Dapeng and said, "Dapeng, why didn't you report on my studies and life when I was away? Look at you It seems... there is nothing to report, right? Brother is not here, you must not be able to eat well, sleep soundly, or play happily, right? Don't be discouraged, play well today, let's go back to my house to eat well tomorrow, and let you go home to sleep You look like a dead pig, you are so beautiful... Isn’t it right? Why is it darker than usual? You won’t fall in love with another girl, right?”

It doesn't matter if you don't mention this, but when you mention it, Si Muxian smiled, and said: "Yoyo, boss is wise, not only can you see that Dapeng is deep, but also the reason for the deepness."

"Who is it, Dapeng? Let's hear it. You're frustrated, you can't handle it, and there's my suave and suave brother." Shan Yong said, bragging about himself.

"Come on, who is discouraged, I officially announce that my idol will no longer be a girl, but the party flower of our class, Wang Huating... Boss, you don't know, Wang Huating said today that I am the most handsome in our class , I reckon she likes me." Lei Dapeng said somewhat narcissistically, touching his cheeks, feeling a little embarrassed.

The screeching car stopped, startled Shan Yong, looked back at Si Muxian, pointed to Lei Dapeng in surprise and joy and asked: "I'm not here, what did he eat to feed his brain, he actually made up this story. "

Shan Yong reckoned that Lei Dapeng had become obsessed after reading that YY novel again. Wang Huating belonged to the kind of arrogance cultivated by absolutely good tutoring. I'm afraid there may not be any eye-catching ones.Unexpectedly, Si Muxian said with a smile: "Brother Shan, you have to look at him with admiration after three days of farewell. , isn’t that right, Dapeng.”

Lei Dapeng has always been told by you that he is fat, and he must be out of breath. This time he listened to music, grabbed it, and put it alive proudly, and Si Muxian, you and I, at least explained today's affairs clearly When Shan Yong heard it, he understood that Dare is not that the party is sentimental, but that Leidi is being sentimental, but what he said is so shocking, Shan Yong smiled and changed his tone of encouragement: "Look, Dapeng, what are you talking about?" Come on, keep the clouds open to see the sunrise, and finally a girl sees your inner beauty. What's the matter, why don't you let my brother catch the knife, and send you a love letter that shocks the world? You have to hurry up and confess , this is graduating soon... right, brother."

"Yes, the sage said, a fair lady, a gentleman loves her, and it will be too late if you don't pursue her. After this village, there will be no more shops," Si Muxian agreed, clapping his chest and saying, "Don't worry, I I will plagiarize you the love letters of celebrities from ancient times to the present, so that you can impress the hearts of beautiful women."

Shan Yong and Si Muxian had the same thoughts, instigated Sha Lei to harass Dang Huaniu, which would probably add another good story to Luyuan.But Lei Dapeng was smart for a moment, and straightened his mouth and said: "Pull it down, your sour love letter doesn't work at all. I changed my mind, I want to confess to her face to face."

"Wow, Lei Ge is mighty."

When the two heard it, they were overjoyed and gave a thumbs up.If you do this, the fun will probably be even greater.

Unexpectedly, Lei Dapeng changed the subject a little discouraged, and said angrily: "However, I am afraid that she will look down on me. If you say that if I really confess my love, will she spit on me!?"

Shan Yong and Si Muxian made eye contact, and they both laughed. If that scene really came out, it would be more interesting than Ah Q chasing Wu Ma to sleep. It's much more exciting, and even if you don't encourage it, the two brothers went together Zuo Yihou instigated, Si Muxian said seriously: "No, how could you say you are handsome if you don't like you?"

"That's right, brother Xian said well, although we are a little more handsome than you, but that is to set off your existence. How could she be willing to spit on you?" Shan Yong fanned the wind.

Si Muxian came up again: "Think about it, Dapeng, even if you can't catch up, it will be a good memory in the future. If you want to catch up, it will be beautiful, right?"

"No, no, it's impossible not to catch up." Shan Yong corrected, looking at Lei Dapeng who was itchy in his heart, he was a little embarrassed, but also a little uncertain, so he came out fiercely, instigating Lei Dapeng said: "You can't think like this, you have to think differently, as far as the art movies stored in your MP5 are, there are often beautiful women with ugly men, beautiful girls with idiots, good cabbage and who will be the best? Girl, who won't let my brother fuck? You haven't seen those blond beauties in your film, all of them are black, maybe Wang Huating is also looking forward to being fucked by you, just like you are expecting to be fucked by her."

He tried his best to instigate, lowered his voice, danced with joy, and said mysteriously, this Lei Dapeng was at a loss for what to do, looked at the boss, and looked at the third child, in the eyes of the two people, it was really true. There are many, many encouragements, and there are many precedents of pigs making cabbages, the more I think about it, the more likely it is, and now my confidence has skyrocketed, I nodded vigorously and said: "Success, I will go to find her when I go back to school. "

"Okay, you are courageous, as expected of my second brother." Si Muxian boasted.

"Well, you are indeed courageous. You are not like the second child at all. You are the material for the boss."

Shan Yong smiled and said, turned around and started the car, Lei Dapeng's dream lover often changes every three days, neither of them took it seriously.This is a master who will not give up even if he jumps into the Yellow River, so don't persuade him at all.

But Lei Dapeng is in a good mood. Speaking of Wang Huating, he said that this girl's skin is whiter than a carp's belly, her lips are redder than a pepper, her body is slimmer than a yam, and she looks like an abalone somewhere on her body. Think about it It's almost beautiful... This description can be described repeatedly, and Lei Dapeng is almost drooling when he describes it. The lack of words comes from the food. I dare to describe what Lei Ge can describe. It's really delicious. There is no better experience.

Lei Dapeng beamed and said, Shan Yong and Si Muxian laughed and agreed.While talking and joking, it came up with the matter of stopping the cooking stove. Then Lei Dapeng finally stopped talking about the party girl, and vividly told the history of Director Shi and the head of the department in the 222 dormitory. Looking at the narration, I am afraid that Lei Dapeng also It's a bit like pretending to be crazy and stupid.As for Si Muxian, he directly said that the school went too far, the food in the cafeteria was not good, not only did not make any changes, but instead went back to look for the person who took the lead in the accident, and even went too far, even suspecting that the three of us did it for no reason.

Speaking of this, Shan Yongshen unexpectedly smiled mysteriously, and responded with a smile: "They have no doubts, who will take the lead if I don't take the lead in this matter!?"

"Ah!?" The remaining two were surprised, and Lei Dapeng immediately complained: "Why didn't you inform me of such a good thing?"

"You are a famous person in Luyuan, so you are not suitable to do it, right?" Shan Yong explained, this explanation made Lei Dapeng quite satisfied, and said proudly: "That's true." But Si Muxian couldn't laugh or cry, and said Sentence: "Is it really you? Dare to let us argue hard, and we have completely covered up the bad guys."

Shan Yong smiled and talked about the process, but he didn't participate in the whole process. The problem is the name of the person and the shadow of the tree. If you don't look for it, it will find you. This matter involves another girl in the school. Celebrity, surnamed Song and surnamed Siying, because the internal troubles in the student union election were very unpleasant, so she wanted to find something bad for the student union and the school. An equal sign is fine.

When talking about this girl, Si Muxian saw the girl who often drove a red MINI to school. She belonged to the category that existed purely for gossip. She changed boyfriends more often than she changed clothes. The brothers can look up to it.But listening to the reason of the matter, it turns out that internal conflicts in the student union have turned into external conflicts, and the gang in the physical education department are not petitioning for the people at all, but working for tigers, which is not interesting to hear.

Lei Dapeng didn't think so. Hearing the reason, it was indeed the boss who presided over it. He was surprised at first and then admired. Thinking about today's lively situation, thousands of words turned into one sentence: "Boss, I admire you so much, you have already changed from yourself. The level of doing bad things has been successfully promoted to instigating others to do bad things, you have upgraded."

"Haha... If things are uneven, someone will take care of them; if the road is uneven, someone will step on it, and if you don't have enough to eat, you dare not make a sound. Wherever you go, people don't treat you as a human being. Life is boring. My starting point is different from theirs. , I just thought, making trouble, improving the food anyway is not a bad thing, Er Lei, do you think this is a chivalrous act?" Shan Yong asked with his head turned, Lei Dapeng bit his index finger, listening intently, okay? Envious, nodded: "Of course forget it."

This is a reason for bragging, Shan Yong said triumphantly: "I didn't tell you before, our Shan family is very famous in the history of Luzhou, Erxian Village is only twenty miles away from our home, I listen to my father Said, we moved here, my ancestors and Qin Qiong were buddies... There is a "Legend of Thief" in Shangdang Bangzi Opera, and that is the deeds of our Shan family..."

There is indeed Erxian Village in Luzhou. According to legend, it is the place where Qin Qiong met Shan Xiongxin as a mace dealer. The boss often used his surname Shan to associate with Shan Xiongxin. Don't mistake violations of rules and disciplines into chivalry, Dapeng's worldview is what confuses you."

Both Shan Yong and Si Muxian were smiling, when they saw Lei Dapeng, Lei Dapeng couldn't find any relatives surnamed Lei to brag about and was very displeased, he snorted and said the old Daoist: "What are you talking about? Your single family is not just an ancient gangster society, try it today, the street office can clean up you... If you want to say it is amazing, you have to say my dad's urban management force, I saw it on the Internet yesterday, The DYD problem will not be resolved here. I think the main problem is that there is no urban management department in the local area... Let’s just say that it is ready-made. Who are you scaring by bringing up the bandits in history? My brother and I also said when we came here just now, We are a grassroots family, you are not with us, you are a grassroots bandit."

The three people both praised each other and belittled each other, laughing one after another. The car drove smoothly along the secondary road. It can be seen that there are thousands of walls standing in the distance, and the mountains block the sight. It is the Tianji Mountains known as "Party with the sky". After driving for more than an hour on the old dirt road, I stopped at the mouth of the mountain and looked around. The boundless water surface is at your feet. This is the famous Zhangze Reservoir in the Jin Dynasty. The ring-shaped mountains and the dam body with a height of more than ten meters surround tens of thousands of acres of water surface. It is really spectacular. When the sun sinks, the entire water surface is dyed The color is deep red and translucent, and the mountains are surrounded by occasional shimmering scales. It is so beautiful that it seems to have entered a fairy tale world.

Coming out of the monotonous study life and the gloomy campus environment, the three of them were elated. After a short rest, the three brothers abandoned their cars and walked, each carrying equipment and buckets, bypassing the designated tourist area and After walking for more than half an hour, we climbed over several obstacles set up by thick wood and iron wires, and headed towards the Kubei District near the mountain.The three brothers have never taken an unusual path. Wherever they went, the former reservoir-flooded immigration area for more than 20 years, because of the deep water and reefs where capsized and fatal accidents often occurred, has been sealed off by the reservoir area. The last rough wooden barbed wire net book With a few large characters:

Fishing and hunting are prohibited.

(End of this chapter)

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