One Punch Dad

Chapter 134 [136] The starling playing rogue
"Puff puff puff, this bastard, you don't call yourself anymore." After listening to Liu Meng's words, Meng Xiaoqiao burst out laughing.

Putting the phone aside casually, Meng Xiaoqiao lay on the bed hugging the pillow while laughing loudly; "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, but that girl Kexin is really unlucky, the girl she met Those three people turned out to be a man and a little girl from our family, hahaha..."

"I'm going, Xiao Qiao, you mean, the three people who tricked Kexin and the others into the federal prison today are Jack, Liu, and Xinxin. I'm going. I'm going to make a big fuss, hahahaha." Hearing Meng Xiaoqiao's words , Keli was also on the bed, hugging the pillow with a faceless laugh and laughing.

After laughing for a while, Meng Xiaoqiao nodded her head vigorously, while panting, "Ah, ah, I am dying of laughter, that girl Xinxin is so bad that she even tricked Kexin and the others into going to prison to find a gangster." , hahaha, no, I can’t laugh any more.”

"Hahaha, it's too bad, it's really too bad. At that time, I thought it was the three people in our family who did it. You still don't believe it. Now you believe it. Hahaha, I laughed so hard, hey hey hey, No, I really can't laugh anymore."

After a burst of laughter, Keli took the phone, and said to Liu Meng on the other end of the phone with an angry smile; "Liu, you are going to laugh at us to death so that you can inherit our 1000 million fans, right?
I said you three, how can you be so bad, you said you don’t want to write songs for others, you just don’t want to write songs for others, why are you fooling them into federal prisons, do you know that they are angry at you I cried, hahaha, I laughed so hard, I won’t tell you anymore, I’ll laugh, haha.. "

Liu Meng; ".!!"

After casually taking the phone from Keli, Meng Xiaoqiao gave Keli a white look, and then said angrily while holding the phone; "Bad guy, my stomach hurts from laughing, huh, no wonder Xinxin has become so bad, It turned out that you were the one who broke it, huh..."

Am I Dou E? Why do I feel so wronged?
After glaring at the little girl angrily, Liu Meng hurriedly took the mobile phone and explained with an embarrassed face; "Daughter-in-law, if there is a choice, I really really really really really really really really don't want to fool your classmates into going to the federal prison.

It’s just that we didn’t have a choice at the time. At that time, after your classmate knew that I was a one-punch daddy, he kept pestering us and refused to leave. Later, he got into our car directly and said he wanted to go home with us. .

Come home with us! !You know what a terrible thing this is for me and Jack.

At that time, for our own happiness and safety, we could only pretend that we didn’t see or hear, and let Xinxin fool them into getting off the car and going to the federal prison. Hey, wife, you can beat or scold you as you please. "

It turns out that there is such a story in it, Kexin, that dead girl, must have taken a fancy to my man, so she deliberately didn't say anything about meeting her father with a punch.

Hehehe, since you don't tell me about One Punch Dad, then I won't tell you that my husband is One Punch Dad.

Hehehe. I don’t know if Kexin will be mad at me when I bring that bastard Liu Xing back to China, hahaha! !
After a smirk, Meng Xiaoqiao first calmed down her mood, and then said with a light smile while holding the phone; "Forget it this time, I can't treat her like this again next time, let's not talk about it, the phone is out of battery Bye bye, husband, I love you!!"

"I love you too, my wife, I will only love you in my life!!" Looking at the phone that was hung up, Liu Meng put away the phone with a smile on his face, while swearing quietly in his heart.

Puff puff puff puff puff puff..

When Liu Meng put away his mobile phone, the starling who was resting on the eaves, after flapping his wings for a while, landed on Liu Meng's shoulder quickly and steadily.

After landing on Liu Meng's shoulder, the starling pecked Liu Meng's ear with his bird's beak, and sang angrily; "I have a very cool person in my family, who has countless lies in 36 tricks.

His reasoning was a little rough, and he slowly taught me to put poison, father, father, where do we go, people will be poisoned, baby baby, we put countless poisons, just to deceive ourselves one day! ! "

".!!"

After listening to the starling version of where is Dad going, Liu Mang looked at this guy speechlessly, wondering if this guy was out of his mind and changed the lyrics randomly.

Jack suppressed his smile, looked at Liu Mang, then at Starling, and then asked with a smile on his face; "Mynah, what stimulated you? It's a good song, but you changed it into a joke. .”

"I'm pissed off, I'm pissed off, liar, liar, big liar, they're all big liars, they said they bought me a wife, but after so many days, they haven't bought one for me, so pissed me off, hum. After tilting his head to look at Liu Meng, the starling complained angrily.

"Puff. Hahaha, mynah is a pervert. After talking for a long time, he wants a wife. Hahaha, I laughed so hard..." Hearing mynah's complaints, Liu Meng, Jack, and Aunt Mei felt very funny. They looked at each other, then burst into tears, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Seeing that everyone was laughing at him, the starling immediately jumped on Liu Meng's head, building a nest with Liu Meng's hair, and shouted angrily, "I'm so mad, I'm so mad, big liar, big liar!" Liars are all big liars, they are dead, hum.

If the big liar doesn’t buy me a wife, I’ll make a bird’s nest on your head to see how you go out to meet people in the future. Huh, big liar, big liar, big big liar, you’re killing people, hmph. "

"Heck, wow, Daddy, mynah is really making a bird's nest on your head, it's so amazing!!" Seeing that mynah is really braiding Liu Meng's hair, the little girl jumped up straight away with an unbelievably surprised expression on her face. shouted.

Hearing the little girl's exclamation, Liu Meng stretched out his hand to his head to let the starling come into his hand, and said with a wry smile; "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I'll take you to the pet shop later , when the time comes, it’s up to you to choose, hurry up and get your hands on it, and stop playing with my hair.”

"Quack quack, I knew you were the best for me. I'm going to have a wife tonight, I'm going to have a wife, quack quack, I'm so happy!!" Seeing that Liu Meng agreed to his request, the starling jumped on Liu Meng The gangster's palm, while laughing loudly.

Facing the cute appearance of mynah playing tricks, everyone in the room was immediately amused, especially the little girls who like to play with mynah. "Hehehe, starling is so thick-skinned, hehehe, so cute!!"

"Dad, can you sing Xiaoxinxin? No, I'll teach you. Okay, twinkle, twinkle, there are so many little Xinxins in the sky, big eyes, bright, small mouth, stupid, Quack ga stupid Xiaoxin..." After deliberately deleting the lyrics, the starling immediately flapped his wings and flew to the eaves after singing, and the angry little girl was bouncing around below.

"Yeah, myna, come down for me, or I'll take away your food and water, and starve you to death, hum!!"

"Take it away, take it away, I'm already full today, I don't need to eat anymore, I'm tired.!"

"Daddy starling bullied me, can you help me catch him, I'm going to take off his wings so that he can't fly anymore, hum."

"Daddy Liu Mang, you wouldn't treat me like this, right? Dad, where are we going? If I'm here, I'm not afraid of anything.!"

Liu Meng looked at the angry little girl and the rascal starling, he was both angry and funny, and finally he could only helplessly smiled and said: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, and play obediently. Dad will take you out for a stroll in the evening Pet store."

"Yeah, I'm going to the pet store, and then I'll buy a big cat and eat this bad starling, hum." After a little excitement, the little girl looked up at the starling and said proudly.

After looking at the little girl contemptuously, the starling tilted his head and laughed loudly, "That's impossible, I'm so cute, I'm so pleasing to people, Daddy won't let you buy a cat back. "

After a disagreement, the little girl and the starling, under the dumbfounding eyes of Liu Meng, Aunt Mei, and Jack, one stood in the living room while the other hid under the eaves, arguing loudly.

(End of this chapter)