One Punch Dad

Chapter 135 [137] Where did you buy your little panda
This time Liu Meng didn't lie to myna. After dinner, he took myna and his party to the bird market.

Since she had just had a full meal and hadn't taken a bath yet, the little girl at this time was still dressed in an adorable panda costume.

Well, in fact, Liu Meng was lazy. He was afraid that he would have to wash two clothes at night, so he didn't change the little girl's clothes.

The group of people just arrived at the bird market, and saw all kinds of birds, the little girl was immediately in Dad's arms, covering her little mouth and exclaiming; "Wow, there are so many cute birds, that one It’s so beautiful, that one is so small, even smaller than a starling.”

"I'm not small, I'm not small at all, I'm fat, look, it's all meat!!" Hearing the little girl's words, the starling immediately stood up on Jack's shoulders, and lifted the feathers on his chest, He retorted angrily.

After looking at the starling with disgust, the little girl pointed to a hairless parrot in a pet shop, covered her mouth and giggled and said, "I also said that you are very big, look at it, that is You with no clothes on, giggling, I laughed so hard, you are so small hahaha.!"

"Uh, puff...hahaha, starling, that beauty has no clothes on, do you like it or not, hahaha." Following the little girl's gaze, Liu Meng and Jack couldn't hold back either, and laughed Sprayed.

Hearing what the three of them said, the starling first pecked Jack's ear angrily, and then shouted angrily; , Huhuhu, this bird is so mad!!"

"The male and female of your birds are almost the same, and it has lost its feathers. How do we know whether it is male or female, ha ha ha." After pushing away the beak of the mynah, Jack looked at the hairless bird The parrot said with a funny face.

"Forget it, Brother Ben is here to find his wife today. If he is in a good mood, he won't bother with you three humans, hmph."

After talking to Liu Meng and the three of them with his head sideways, the starling took the lead and flew to a pet shop, and then shouted to Liu Meng in the pet shop; "Here is the boss, here is the boss, I like this beauty, can you buy me this beauty?" ?”

"Oh my God!! God, God, this parrot can speak so fluently, my God, it's incredible, it's incredible." A clerk in the pet shop covered his mouth when he heard what the mynah said. He exclaimed in disbelief.

"Don't act too monstrous, be careful that other people will be jealous and hate you, and they will attack you later, come to me, on my shoulder, stay peacefully, good boy."

After reaching out to lift myna and put it on his shoulder, Liu Meng handed the little girl to Jack, pointed to the parrot that myna wanted, and asked the clerk with a smile on his face; "Hi, hi, look here, Look here, we want this parrot, how much does this parrot cost?"

"Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, your parrot is really incredible."

After apologizing to Liu Mang, the clerk looked at the starling on Liu Mang's shoulder, and asked curiously and expectantly; "Sir, is this parrot raised by you? Can you tell me the secret of your parrot? I also want to raise such a smart parrot."

"Mister, you are so handsome, so let me ask you, if I also want to raise a son like you, do you think it is possible?" Embarrassed to refuse directly, Liu Meng made an excuse, with a full face asked with a smile.

Well, what he said should be saying that wanting such a parrot is as impossible as wanting another me.

After trying to figure it out in his heart, the clerk first smiled awkwardly, then pointed to the parrot that Liu Meng pointed out before, and asked with a smile on his face; "Sir, do you want this parrot, right? The parrot costs three hundred dollars, and comes with a set of birdcages and a bucket of bird food, what do you think?"

"I bought it, I bought it, it's only three hundred dollars, don't you have a lot of money, don't be stingy, hehehe..." Fearing that Liu Meng wouldn't buy it for himself, the starling hurriedly used the bird's head to kill Liu Meng. Rubbing his ears, he said flatteringly with a smile.

"Hahaha, I'm itching to death, go away you, I promise you, I promise you, get the hell out of here, it's tickling me to death, hahaha..."

After gently pushing away the mynah's bird head, Liu Meng first handed three hundred dollars to the clerk, then grabbed the parrot that mynah asked for by himself, looked at mynah and said angrily; "Dead bird, tickle me again next time." Tickle, I boiled your bird daughter-in-law, hum!!"

"Sir, put the parrot here. This parrot hasn't been trained yet. If you let it out like this, I guess... you won't be able to come back." Thinking that Liu Meng wanted to let the female parrot be released like a starling, the clerk came After collecting the money, he quickly took a cage and came forward to speak.

After gently putting the female parrot into the cage, Liu Meng stretched out his hand to take the clerk's cage, and said with a smile on his face; "It's very simple to want parrots to talk, first cut off a quarter of their tongues, and then put Keep it at home, talk to it more when you have nothing to do, so that it will probably be able to talk after three or four years, this method can be found on the Internet, you can go and have a look when you have time."

"Uh, okay, I'll try to raise it, thank you, welcome to come next time..." After giving Liu Meng all the accessories, the clerk said with a smile on his face while sending Liu Meng and others out. .

After leaving the first store, the little girl immediately wanted to come over to the female parrot, and then while teasing the female parrot, she smiled at the starling; "Mynah, your status is no longer guaranteed. After this parrot can talk, I will come to you." Call her Jiu Niang, and then kick you out of the house, hum."

"Quack quack quack, you bad girl, you are so bad, you actually want to drive the mynah away, mynah is so kind to you."

After criticizing the little girl for a while, the starling raised his bird's head and sang on Liu Meng's shoulder with a pitiful look; "Little cabbage, yellow in the field, three or two years old, motherless!!
Have a good life with Daddy! !I'm afraid that father will marry a stepmother! ! !

I married my stepmother for three and a half years! !Having a younger brother is better than me! !
My brother eats noodles and I drink soup! !Pick up the bowl and cry! ! "

"It's not good, it's not good. I want to hear Shushu loves rice. Hurry up and sing to me Shushu loves rice. Sing Shushu loves rice. I won't drive you out from now on. Hurry up." Yes, the little girl immediately blinked her big cute eyes and shouted with a smile on her face.

At this time, Liu Meng and others just walked into a pet shop that kept many parrots and birds in captivity.

A black-haired Asian girl in the store saw the cute little girl and asked mynah to sing, and immediately ran forward, took Liu Meng's hand and asked, "Oh my God!! Such a cute little panda, I really want to Give me a hug, sir, where did you buy your little panda, can you tell me?"

"I'm a human, not a little panda, look good, I'm a person with hands and feet, not a little panda, hehe." Hearing someone calling her a little panda again, the little girl immediately stood up in Jack's arms, beeping With a small mouth, he retorted angrily.

She was already cute enough, but this anger immediately turned cute. The poor girl, who was obviously just a school girl who just graduated, ended up being forced into a mother's love by the little girl.

　I have complained countless times, but at this moment, I hope you will be well all the time, please get well soon, my grandma! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)