One Punch Dad

Chapter 202 [204] It's not just a bird
"Hello everyone, I'm mynah, the unique mynah in the world, the most handsome parrot in the world."

Before the strong man finished speaking, a special voice immediately sounded beside Aunt Mei. When everyone looked at Aunt Mei, everyone immediately saw the video on the tablet in Aunt Mei's hand. There was a playful parrot talking around Liu Meng and the others.

After the starling's voice fell, the little girl appeared in the video immediately. The little girl walked up to the starling, pointed at the starling's bird head with her little finger, and said in fluent English; "You are a big fool, You are a Silly bird."

"I'm not a silly bird, Is not a big fool!!" After retorting the little girl angrily, the starling tilted his head to look at the little girl, and said with a smirk; "But you are stupid girl quack quack! !"

Seeing the communication between the starling and the little girl in the video, a man next to the strong man looked at the strong man and said with a smile on his face; "Sir, look at their parrot, it can really communicate with people normally, hehe Hehe. Do you have anything else to say?"

"Who knows these few words, whether it has been memorized by him for decades, and what they said is that their starlings can speak two languages, this is only one language, me." Although I feel that I It doesn't make sense anymore, but the strong man still pretended to be a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, so he quibbled.

Although the brawny man made everyone feel helpless, the rest of the video quickly slapped him hard in the face.

In the video, when the starling and the little girl were arguing, Liu Meng came out suddenly, looked at the starling and the little girl and said with a smile; "I know how to quarrel all day long, what's the point of a little girl and a stupid bird?" It's a quarrel, and if you win the quarrel, there is no reward?"

"Smelly Liu Meng, bad Liu Meng, liar Liu Meng, fool Liu Meng, you are the big stupid bird, you are a big stupid bird, your whole family is a big stupid bird, huh, I'm so mad at my starling, huh Huh..." Hearing Liu Meng say that he is a big stupid bird, the starling immediately flew to Liu Meng's head, messed with Liu Meng's hair with his claws, and cursed non-stop in Xia Hua dialect.

Just like Ba Ge, when he heard his dad say that he was a little girl, he also rushed into Liu Meng's arms angrily, scratching Liu Meng's itch, and said angrily; "Stinky dad, don't call me Little girl, I am a little princess, I am the cutest little princess, hum."

"Okay, okay, it's not a big stupid bird, and it's not a little girl, it's a handsome bird, the little princess can do it, hehehe."

In the video, after Liu Meng coaxed the starling and the little girl, he stretched out his hand and waved at the camera, and said with a smile on his face, "Hi, everyone, I am Liu Meng, the daddy of One Punch, and I am also the head of the family. , Hehehe, when my wife is not around.

The reason why I recorded this video today is because our family has ushered in a new member. Yes, you guessed it right. The new member of our family is this big stupid starling who claims to be handsome, hahaha. "

"I'll grab, I'll grab, I'll grab, I'll mess up your hair, hum, everyone says mynah is a handsome bird, I'll let you call me a stupid bird, hum hum." Hearing Liu Meng again Saying that he is a big stupid bird, the starling immediately ran to spoil Liu Meng's hair.

When myna was grabbing Liu Meng's hair, Jack suddenly appeared in front of Liu Meng, blocked Liu Meng and myna with his body, and then said to the camera with his handsome face; "Hello, everyone, I am the face of this family." The value represents Jack, the legendary super handsome man.!!"

"Go away, do you have the nerve to say that you are handsome in front of Brother Ben?"

"Go away, you said you are the representative of your beauty in front of me, you are talking nonsense with your eyes open." As soon as Jack's voice fell, he was immediately despised and disgusted by Liu Meng and myna.

Facing the dislike of Liu Mang and Myna, Jack didn't care at all, Jack just walked away from Liu Mang and Myna, picked up the little girl and faced the camera, and asked with a smile on his face; "My cutest Xinxin little princess, Uncle Jack Is it the face value of this family, a strawberry cake."

After showing a smirk at Jack, the little girl raised two little fingers, and then looked at Jack calmly.

Facing the little girl’s price increase on the spot, Jack nodded after experiencing a lot of hard struggle, and said helplessly; The face value of this family?"

"That's right, Uncle Jack is indeed the most handsome one in the family. He is the representative of the family's beauty. Of course, all of this is based on the fact that my dad is not at home, hahaha..." Kua Jack boasted Halfway through, the little girl saw Liu Meng's three fingers raised up, and immediately changed her style of painting to fool Jack.

"???"

After being dumbfounded for a while, Jack looked at the little girl in his arms and said with a speechless expression; "Xinxin, are you complimenting me? If your father is not at home, my appearance means that I am compared with the idiot starling." Yes??"

"Ah, stinky Jack, bastard Jack, ugly Jack, how dare you call me a stupid bird, I scratch, I scratch, I scratch, I scratch your hair." Hearing that I was called a stupid bird again , Mynah flew to Jack's head again, messing with his hair and quacking angrily.

When Liu Mang, Jack, the little girl, and the starling were making a fuss, the kindly Aunt Mei walked in front of the camera with a smile all over her face.

Maybe it was a little embarrassing, Aunt Mei struggled with the camera for a long time before she said hello; "Hi, everyone, I am Aunt Mei, the nanny and the elder of this family. Same, I welcome this new member of our family, a big stupid bird who can speak two languages, likes to sing, and likes to talk nonsense. I’m kidding, I’m kidding, haha.”

"Bad Aunt Mei, Aunt Rotten Mei, and stupid Aunt Mei, they all say I'm not a big stupid bird, so you can call me a big stupid bird, I'll scratch, I'll scratch your hair, huh. Before Aunt Mei could finish speaking, myna immediately flew onto her head, messing with her hair, and yelling to express his dissatisfaction.

The video is not very long, only a few minutes, but the content inside is very warm and makes people yearn for it. I really hope that I am one of them. After the video is over, there are many photos of starlings and everyone's daily life.

In these photos, some starlings imitate Liu Mang, flapping their wings and gesturing to punch, and some starlings imitate Jack, lazily lying on a chair with Jack, drinking fruit juice with a human appearance.

In addition to imitating Liu Mang and Jack, there are also many photos of starlings courting Aunt Mei in the photos, as well as photos of starlings and little girls quarreling daily. These photos are full of scenes, but all of them are yearning and warm. Photo.

After watching the video and photos, the onlookers and the reporters at the scene had only one thing in mind; it is not just a bird, it is also a member of the family, and it deserves a $5000 million reward! !

(End of this chapter)