One Punch Dad

Chapter 203 [205] Life is not as good as a bird
The documentary about mynah's life made all the onlookers sigh with admiration.

After watching the discipline film video, no one thinks that starlings are not worth 5000 million US dollars. After all, some feelings cannot be bought back with money, not to mention that the one-punch dad makes money so fast.

The brawny man who had the most opinions before, took advantage of the fact that everyone hadn't come out of the shock brought by the starling, quietly put the cage in his hand on the ground, and then sneaked out of the crowd and slipped away.

In addition to the strong men who slipped away, there were also many greedy people who originally wanted to fish in troubled waters. After watching the video of the starling's life record, they turned and left without saying a word, carrying the parrot they brought.

Of course, according to the eternal truth, those who leave will stay.

A handsome Asian man, when the crowd was relatively thin, walked to the door with a beautiful cage, looked at Aunt Mei and the others with a smile on his face and said, "Hello, my name is Lei Luo, and I am a descendant of Xia Hua. , This is a parrot I picked up not long ago, you see if it is your starling, by the way, it can talk and sing, but it is not as good as what you said in the video, and it sings well. "

"Hello, then... open the cage and let's take a look at the parrot first. If it is our starling, we will definitely give you a reward as agreed." Aunt Mei, who wanted to leave directly, heard the other party's parrot After talking and singing, I couldn't help but stop.

Seeing that Aunt Mei was willing to stop to look at his parrot, the man named Lei Luo hurriedly opened the black cloth of the cage, and shouted at the parrot inside; "Mynah, mynah, sing quickly, and I'll give you something delicious after singing, hurry up.."

"Bastard, you are a jerk!!" Lei Luo's parrot can indeed speak, but it's just swearing, it's a jerk, you are a jerk, and it only knows these two sentences.

After listening to what the parrot said, Aunt Mei looked at the man named Lei Luo with black lines, and asked with a displeased face; "Are you deliberately trying to ridicule me, or do you think you will be very popular?"

"Um, accident, accident, pure accident, this is really an accident, it really can sing, really."

After a flustered explanation, the man named Lei Luo hurriedly said to the cage in a begging tone; "Aite, can you stop playing with me? If you don't sing, I will be thrown out by them. You All right, all right, let’s sing a few lines.”

"Bastard, you are a jerk!!" After cursing a few more words, when everyone thought that the parrot could only scold people, the parrot suddenly changed its style and sang a song quack quack, which was a popular song at the moment Elvis King's popular song Love Me Tenderly.

"Love me tender, love me sweet;
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete.
And I love you so.
Love me tender, love me true;
All my dream ful fill,

For my darling, I love you.
And I always will.
Love me tender, love me long. "

After listening to the parrot version of "Love Me Tenderly", Aunt Mei's originally stern face finally showed a smile, but in the end she shook her head and said, "Your Aite is a very interesting and smart bird, but very Sorry, it's not our starling.

I offer a reward of 5000 million US dollars to get back the original starling in our family, not to spend money to buy another smart parrot to replace the starling. The starling is our family and cannot be replaced by other parrots. "

"That lady, I don't need 5000 million dollars for this parrot, you only need to give me 100 million dollars, and I'm willing to sell it to you for 100 million dollars."

Seeing that Aunt Mei didn't plan to offer a reward of 5000 million dollars for his parrot, the man immediately lowered the price from 5000 million dollars to 100 million dollars. He looked at Aunt Mei when he was done and explained patiently; "Ma'am, I know you Mynah's status in your family is irreplaceable, but our Aite is so smart, I believe you will fall in love with him in a short time.

Although Aite will never be a starling, but as long as you treat him like a starling, I believe it will not be long before Aite will become a new member of your family. "

"Sorry, I think you misunderstood me, we just want to get back the lost parrot, not pay for another parrot."

After explaining a few words to the man, Aunt Mei called Ah Jiu to the room, and then the starling immediately ran out of the room, flew onto Aunt Mei's shoulder, tilted his head and looked around curiously.

Pointing to the starling on her shoulder, Aunt Mei looked at the man and the crowd, and explained with a smile on her face; "The parrot we are looking for is the wife of this parrot. Our family Ah Jiu is very loyal to his partner. I only love one in my life, so this gentleman is sorry."

"Aunt Mei, why did you ask me to come out? Hey, there are so many people, so many parrots, but it's a pity, my wife is not here, hey." Aunt Mei asked with a puzzled look.

"I'll go, this parrot can talk and communicate with people normally, this is the rhythm of becoming a genius!!"

"Hey, hey, don't you think this parrot is very similar to the starling in the documentary just now?"

"Not to mention, this parrot is exactly the same as the starling in the video just now, it's just that the voice is a little different."

"You said, did One Punch Daddy deliberately hype up, their parrot is obviously not lost, but they offered a sky-high reward to play with us??"

After everyone chirped and discussed, someone finally stood up and looked at Aunt Mei and the others and asked loudly; "Hello, lady, the parrot in front of you is obviously the one in the video just now, and none of your parrots are lost. , You are offering so many rewards, are you deliberately hyping up and teasing us?"

"Uh, hello sir, may I ask if you were listening to me just now!!

I have already explained just now that there are two parrots in our family, and the missing one is the one we owned first, which is the wife of this parrot, and the reward is also true.

In addition, we have placed a reward at the police station. If anyone can help find the parrot, the reward of 5000 million dollars is still counted. In addition, we are willing to give 100 million dollars as a reward for providing the information and contact information of the bird thief. .

Finally, I would like to emphasize clearly that our reward is only to find the parrot we lost, not to buy the parrot in your hands at a high price. Please don’t take the parrot in the pet store to fish in troubled waters, thank you. "After a few words to the questioner with a straight face, Aunt Mei looked at a lot of greedy people holding bird cages and wanting to fish in troubled waters, and emphasized with a helpless and bitter face.

"It turns out that my wife is also called Ba Ge, and the name of the husband and wife. Hey, where are you, wife?"

After sighing a few words on Aunt Mei's shoulder, the starling followed Aunt Mei back to the house and sang, "I'm here waiting for you to come back, I'm waiting for you to come back to see the peach blossoms bloom, I'm here Waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back and pick the flowers
The warm spring breeze is blowing, the peach blossoms are blooming, the birds on the branches are in pairs, and the lover's heart is blooming, ah, ah, you are more beautiful than flowers, I can't forget, ah, ah, autumn goes and spring comes again, don't put I forgot, I'm here waiting for you to come back. Aww, wife, come back soon. "

Aunt Mei; ".!!"

Onlookers; ".!!"

No wonder people are willing to spend 5000 million US dollars to offer a reward. Such a smart bird is priceless, not to mention there are two in their family, and the two are originally a pair of husband and wife birds. Hey, life is not as good as a bird.

(End of this chapter)