One Punch Dad

Chapter 210 [212] Sky-high price reward, continuous fermentation 2
Hearing Aunt Mei's words, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they all looked at the starling who was pretending to be alive.

Facing everyone's suspicious gazes, Mynah feebly raised his head, and said weakly into the microphone again; "Hi everyone, this is Mynah's husband, my name is Ajiu, and my wife Mynah and I met on an ordinary afternoon. know.

At that time, I was still an ignorant and confused parrot. I couldn't do anything. I couldn't speak, I couldn't communicate with others, and I couldn't sing. I couldn't speak other languages ​​except quack.

After meeting my wife, I found that she is so beautiful and smart, but I am so ordinary and ordinary. She can speak two languages, she can sing well, and she can communicate with people without barriers.

At that time, I was the grassroots among you humans, but at that time it was already a goddess. It is always so difficult for grassroots to chase goddesses, but for my own happiness, I began to work hard, and I began to learn two languages , Start to chat with people, communicate with people normally, and start working hard to get closer to it.

Now I have learned the languages ​​of the two countries, and I can communicate and chat with people normally, but it disappeared. On a dark night, a group of nasty thieves opened our door and stole my wife in the dark .

It was a sad night, it was a night of deep peace, it was a night of tears and blood, it was a night I don't want to think about, and since that night, I can't sleep at night again.

As soon as I close my eyes at night, my eyes, my mind, and my ears will immediately show its appearance, its smile, its sound, woo woo woo. Damn thief, you put my wife Can you return me, please, please return my wife? ?

My wife and I have been courting the boss over the years, and got some rewards. The money is not a lot, only 5000 million dollars. Now I have asked Aunt Mei to use this money to offer a reward. Please, everyone, please meet my wife, see Can you send it back to my wife's, please! ! "

The entire conference room was very quiet. All the reporters and participants were all opening their mouths, looking at the starling on the stage in disbelief, quietly listening to the stories it made up.

Not to mention, the starling is dying at this time, and his speech is weak, coupled with the influence of the background of the story, many reporters and women who have not experienced love and hate life and death at the scene were actually deceived by this guy. shed tears.

"It's so touching. Love really is the greatest existence. Its existence not only expresses human emotions, but also tells the true feelings of the animal world. Animals really have emotions, it's incredible!!"

A blond female reporter sighed with tears in her eyes, then raised her hand and asked, "Hello, Ajiu, I'm a reporter from Los Angeles MMOD News Network. We deeply regret what happened to you. Don't talk about your emotional problems. Can I ask you a personal question?"

"Quak quack ~ Kuo Yi, as long as I don't ask about my wife's privacy, I will tell you the truth, you can ask." After nodding weakly, the starling raised his head to the microphone and continued to speak with a weak look.

With the permission of the mynah, the female reporter first made a gesture of yes excitedly, and then asked the mynah with the microphone; "Hello, Ah Jiu, as far as I know, One Punch Dad didn't raise parrots before, and you too It just appeared recently, so I would like to ask you and your wife, starling, where did you learn the language, and did you suffer the inhuman treatment in the legend before learning the language?"

The inhuman treatment mentioned by the female reporter refers to the fact that many businessmen will cut off the tongues of parrots or starlings in order to make them speak, and then put a player in their cages to force them to learn human language .

Doing this way can indeed increase the probability of parrots and starlings talking, but doing so will also bring about a very serious problem, and this problem is that eight out of ten parrots or starlings who are forced to talk will suffer. depression.

It often appears on the Internet that those parrots talk wildly, like to curse people, waddle like madmen, and some even strip their own feathers. In fact, these are victims of abuse.

Hearing the female reporter's words, the starling was stunned for a moment, then stood up and looked at the female reporter and said, "Hello, beautiful woman, the abuse you mentioned does not exist. My wife and I have been living in the On Rowling Rose Island, she lived a free and lazy wild life.

Moreover, our previous master had passed away a long time ago. At that time, it was because of the death of the master that we felt very sad and felt that this concrete city was very heartless. That's why we, my husband and I, chose to live on a deserted island like Rowling Rose. . "

"Oh, then, may I ask, both of you husband and wife have started to live in seclusion and lived on a deserted island. How did One Punch Daddy bring you out? Was it arrest or temptation?" The female reporter estimated He has a feud with Liu Meng, and he always digs a hole to wait for mynah to jump in his words.

"Happy, I am very happy to live with them, they never treat me as a pet, always treat me as a human being, always like to quarrel with me, brag with me, and sometimes even come to fool me to eat melon seeds, with me They are together, my every day is full and happy."

After answering the female reporter's words, the starling turned his head away and said into the microphone; "Please sit down, beautiful woman. I am holding this press conference today to find my wife, mynah, not to give it to you." Digging, black person's.

In addition, let me solemnly declare that my wife's name is Mynah, she is three years old, she can speak English and Xiahua, she can communicate with people normally, she likes to sing, and she wears a small ring on her foot like mine , I hope everyone will stop making up the numbers with parrots from pet stores, thank you.

By the way, the reward of 5000 million dollars is real, really, really, 5000 million dollars is really prepared for you, as long as you help me find my wife starling, this 5000 million dollars will be yours , what are you waiting for, hurry up and find me a wife... "

"Cough cough cough, hello that Jiu, can I ask you a question, can you really sing?" Seeing that the starling had finished speaking, he ran into Aunt Mei's arms and burst into tears. The reporter stood up and asked embarrassingly.

This time the starling didn't answer the male reporter's words, but leaned his bird's head in Aunt Mei's arms, looked at the front with a numb face, and sang in a hoarse voice; "The air here is very fresh, and the snacks here are very special." , the lette here is not like water, and the night view here is very emotional.

In the sky at [-] feet, in a room with a harbor view, in a bargain store, at three or four o'clock in the morning, but my dear, why are you not by my side, how much time we can waste. "

Slippery. Starling's hoarse voice, coupled with its love story, and the affection and sadness in the lyrics, the group of so-called ruthless tough reporters in the conference room cried like monkeys at this time.

Who said that reporters are ruthless, who said that reporters can't cry, they are not ruthless, they just have to disguise themselves, disguise themselves as objects that everyone hates, and then live alone like wolves.

Ignoring the crying reporters below, the starling wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with his wings, and then continued to sing in a hoarse voice; "No matter how sweet the phone call is, no matter how comforting the fax is, it is not enough to cope with not being able to hug, your distance, my dear Yes, why are you not by my side...

A day by myself is like a year. On the other side of the sea, there are dark clouds. I really want to be happy for you, but my dear, why are you not by my side? Oh, my wife, come back soon, okay, oh, oh. .I miss you, I miss you. woo woo woo.. "

"Sorry, that's the end of today's press conference, thank you for your participation, thank you."

After dismissing the reporters casually, Aunt Mei hugged the starling and left with the staff while comforting the crying starling; Don't cry, don't cry, darling..."

(End of this chapter)