One Punch Dad

Chapter 211 [213] No wonder the most affectionate lovebirds in history! !

Although the press conference ended in a hurry, the reporters at the scene didn't have any intention of blaming Aunt Mei and the others.

Although today's press conference lasted only ten minutes, in these ten minutes, these reporters saw shocking images and recorded valuable videos that could advance their careers.

One can express his emotions in words, and even express the love between himself and his wife fluently in the form of a story. After the end, he can play the parting into a sad song. At this time, in everyone's eyes, the starling is no longer It is not a parrot, but a divine bird, a divine bird scattered in the world.

After the starling left, the meeting room was quiet for a long time, until a tearful reporter stood up and shouted: "Okay, okay, why are you not by my side, my dear, woo woo woo, it just sang to my heart Yes, woo woo..."

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa..

Although the starling had already left, it probably couldn't even hear the applause at this time, but the reporters and friends at the scene still stood up one after another, put down their equipment, and clapped for the starling with their hands free.

After leaving the meeting room on the other side, Aunt Mei took my starling out of the hotel door, and then got on the shuttle bus to go home.

After getting in the car, the starling raised his head and looked around for a while. Finally, when he saw that no one was following him, he immediately lay down on the seat like a punk, and said lazily, "I'm so exhausted. Pretending to be sad is really a tearful person, hehe..."

"It's really a waste for this dead bird not to be an actor. Damn it, tell a story and sing a song, all of which have tricked me, an old woman, into tears."

After scolding mynah in her heart, Aunt Mei secretly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, looked at mynah pretending to be calm and said, "Tell a story, just sing a song, why are you so tired? You are usually a wolf all day long." I can’t even see you crying until I’m tired.”

"Quack quack quack, usually singing is casual, but today I sang and told stories. I have integrated emotions. Singing is not tiring. Do you know that adding emotions makes people cry?" Hearing Aunt Mei's rebuttal, the starling lay down on the seat Looking at Aunt Mei's attitude of an old actor, the old god said.

"Okay, tiring, tiring, you have worked hard, you have worked hard, are you satisfied now?"

After a few words of dislike for the starling, Aunt Mei said with a smirk before the starling got mad; "Mynah, Liu Meng bought us a new villa, and we will live in this new villa from today, by the way , your pet room is several times bigger than before, hehehe."

"I bought a new villa. I bought a villa. You can live more comfortably. Hey, why is my pet room so big? Anyway, I am old. Hey." Although I am very happy to have a new house to live in But the starling still pretended to be dying, and said with a sad face.

Seeing that the starling was pretending again, Aunt Mei pushed its head with her fingers, and then said with a pensive look; "Hey, someone sent a lot of parrots here yesterday, and I thought you were alone It's quite boring, so I collected a dozen female parrots for you, and put them in the pet room to keep you company, but... now, it seems that you don't seem to be very rare?"

Ten, ten, ten female parrots, my God, I am so happy, this happiness came so suddenly, my little heart! !
After a burst of excitement in his heart, the starling looked at Aunt Mei who was still disillusioned, and said indifferently; "Hey, although I only have my wife in my heart, but you are left to me, so stay."

"Pretend, pretend, keep pretending to me, you philandering radish, you think I don't know, when you look at those female parrots these days, every time you look at those female parrots, every time you see green lights, tsk tsk tsk." Pushing mynah's bird head, Aunt Mei said angrily and amusedly.

Being exposed by Aunt Mei, the starling was not embarrassed, and still looked like an old god; "Nonsense, am I such a superficial parrot? I think my starling led three thousand harem every day when he roamed Rowling Ross Island. What a prestige it is for the beauty to go out, these parrots these days, do you think I will catch my eye, huh?"

"Blow, blow, keep blowing to me, if I didn't know that there are no parrots on Rowling Rose Island, I would have almost believed in your harem beauties, tsk tsk tsk, you are so awesome, your parents know Is it?" Hearing mynah bragging, Aunt Mei couldn't help but scold him and make fun of him.

The ghost knows if the starling knows the face, facing Aunt Mei's ridicule, the starling still looks superior and said; "Hey, there are too many traitors in the family, now I have to make a draft if I want to brag, you humans , Hey, I really don’t know how to behave.”

"Hey, I don't cooperate with you to brag about my feelings. It's still my fault. Okay, don't change the subject. Now I will ask you about the dozen female parrots. Do you want them or not? If you don't want them, I will give them to the cat's owner. Go." Too lazy to continue fighting with myna, Aunt Mei went straight to the topic, and said while watching myna with a smirk on his face.

Seeing Aunt Mei's smirk, Mynah knew that if he continued to pretend at this time, Aunt Mei would definitely send those female parrots away.

After some thought, the starling finally stopped pretending, and rubbed his bird's head against Aunt Mei's clothes, and said with a flattering expression; "Aunt Mei treats me the best, since Aunt Mei chose me as a little wife, then I accepted it humbly, quack quack."

"I'm not a good person, and I don't know who your last master was, but he raised you like a hooligan. I really want to meet him."

After saying a few words to Mynah angrily, Aunt Mei stretched out her hand to push Mynah away, and smiled and said, "Okay, stop dawdling, my new clothes are dirty by you, I need you to accompany me later." Oh."

"Quack quack new clothes are amazing. If I hadn't had no money, I would definitely have more new clothes than you. I would buy a lot of new clothes and change one a day, every day, and wear new clothes every day." She escaped, and fell in love with Aunt Mei again after a disagreement.

At this time, the car just arrived at Xin Villa, so Aunt Mei didn't bother to fight with mynah, she just put it on her shoulder, and then walked slowly into their new home under the leadership of the servant.

Looking at the house that was several times bigger than before, Mynah looked around with his bird head on Aunt Mei's shoulder, while looking at Aunt Mei with a puzzled expression; "Aunt Mei, we spent 5000 million yuan Mei Dao went to offer a reward, and now you still use his money to buy a villa, will he beat me to death when he comes back?"

"No, that guy is rich. Besides, the money we spent was not spent indiscriminately. After the money is spent, it will be doubled, hehe..."

After returning to Myna for a few words, Aunt Mei took Myna to my backyard, looked at Myna with a smile on his face and said, "Come on, Myna will take you to see your little wife, hehehe, more than a dozen wives , take it easy, kid, hahaha."

"Aunt Mei, you are so bad, but I like it, quack quack..." Hearing what Aunt Mei said, the starling looked at the pet room that was getting closer, and yelled quack with a smirk on his face.

If those outsiders who call mynah a sacred lovebird see his wretched appearance at this time, will they just come over and beat this big liar to death?

(End of this chapter)