One Punch Dad

Chapter 639 [132] The story my grandma told me

The big bad wolf is a greedy white-eyed wolf. It ate the meat buns and the old woman who gave it the meat buns. After eating the old woman, it wanted to eat the old woman's grandchildren.

After eating the old woman, the big bad wolf drools, puts on the old woman's clothes, lifts up the old woman's bamboo basket, leans on the old woman's walking stick, puts on the old woman's kerchief, and puts on the door handle, door nose and cooking broom bone. Go to Erna Zaoshu Village.

It walks a distance, rests, walks another distance, and rests again.Slowly until it got dark, Grandma Wolf came under the jujube tree and saw a big stone mill by the door. She sat down on the stone mill, hid her tail in the eye of the millstone, and pinched the wolf's nose. , imitating grandma's accent, and began to call the door: "Men Ta Er, Men Bi Er, Cooking Broom Gu Duo Er, come and open the door for Grandma."

The eldest sister asked through the door: "Grandma, why is your voice so rough?"

"Grandma made meat buns for you today, and she choked on the soot in her throat." The old woman played by the big bad wolf worried that the elder sister would find out, so she quickly squeezed her throat and said in a hoarse voice.

The younger sister, Cooking Broom Guduo'er, walked to the back of the door and was about to open the door, but the elder sister opened the door, put her face close to the crack of the door to have a look, and said loudly: "You are not my grandmother, you don't have black freckles on your face. "

Grandma Wolf hurriedly grabbed a handful of buckwheat husks from the ground and wiped them on her face, and there were black spots on her face.

It called the door again: "I have black freckles on my face, dear granddaughter, please open the door for grandma."

The second sister pulled her sister away from the door, and put her face closer to the crack of the door. Seeing the black spots on Grandma Lang's face, she went to the back of the door to open the door. The eldest sister pulled her away, and put her face closer to the crack of the door. After seeing it, she said loudly: "You are not my grandmother, you don't have leggings on your legs."

Grandma Wolf hurriedly grabbed two sorghum leaves from the ground and tied them around her legs: "Aren't these leggings? Dear granddaughter, open the door!"

The door nose and the cooking broom bone looked through the crack of the door, and said loudly: "She has black freckles and leggings, she is my grandmother! Don't worry, grandma, I will open the door for you."

As soon as the latch was opened, Grandma Wolf walked into the house.It closed the door, blew out the oil lamp, and said to the three granddaughters: "The door, the door, the broom, it's getting late, let's go to bed quickly! Who will sleep with grandma tonight?"

The elder sister said, "I'm getting older, I won't sleep with grandma."

The second sister, Menbier, said: "I want to sleep with Mentaer."

The younger sister, Cooking Broom Guduo, said: "I like grandma the most, I want to sleep with grandma."

Just like that, Cooking Broom Guduo and Grandma Wolf slept at the head of the bed, Mentaer and Menbier slept at the end of the bed, and after a while, the three little granddaughters "huluhulu" fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, the eldest sister turned over and encountered a furry wolf's tail. She was startled: "Grandma, why are your legs so hairy?"

"I brought you a ball of mochi." After quietly withdrawing her foot, the old woman played by the big bad wolf kicked the blanket to the eldest sister, and said in a grandmother's voice while pinching her throat.

After a while, Menda'er heard the sound of "creaking" from the head of the bed, and asked again: "Grandma, what are you eating, let me try it too."

"Grandma coughs at night, are you greedy for a carrot? Here, go eat it!" Saying this, the big bad wolf pretended to be an old woman, and subconsciously threw a section of it.

Menda'er took it and touched it, oh my god, it turned out to be a bloody little finger.She understood immediately in her heart, and shouted loudly to the head of the bed: "Grandma, I'm going to pee."

"It's really a lazy person who poops a lot-get it under the bed!" Grandma Wolf said unhappily

"No, there is a bed god under the bed." The elder sister who wanted to leave with all her heart, how could she follow Grandma Lang's wishes, she quickly retorted.

"Take it to the stove!" Grandma Wolf continued impatiently.

"No, there is a kitchen god by the stove." The elder sister, Men Ta'er, still stubbornly replied.

"Then you pull it behind the door!" Backing away, Grandma Wolf compromised a bit, allowing her to go farther away.

"No, there's a door god behind the door." But the target was the eldest sister, Mun Ta'er outside, and she definitely wouldn't agree. She continued to shout stubbornly, even crying.

"Smelly girl, let's pull it outside the door!" There was no other way, Grandma Lang, who was worried that the eldest sister would light the lamp, could only angrily allow her to go outside for convenience.

The eldest sister, Men Ta'er, put on her clothes and got up, went to the back of the door, opened the latch, and took a bamboo basket from the door.She went to the well and took a long well rope and put it in the back basket, and went to the kitchen to carry a can of rapeseed oil and put it in the back basket. Then she put the back basket on her back and climbed up the big jujube tree in front of the door.

Grandma Wolf finished eating the broom bones and the door nose, and stretched out her paws to touch the end of the bed, left and right, but didn't touch the door. Where are you in the middle of the night? Go back to bed and sleep!"

The eldest sister, Menda'er, said, "Grandma, I'm on the jujube tree."

"What are you doing on the jujube tree?" Grandma Wolf asked curiously as she walked out upon hearing the reply from the elder sister, Menta'er.

The eldest sister who had already made a trap, pretended to be calm and said: "I watched the mouse marry a daughter on the jujube tree, red lanterns, green treasure cover, made a sedan chair with embroidered shoes, and the mouse made a big show on the roof. "

Grandma Wolf only wanted to eat the door, so she said: "Red lanterns, green lids, make a sedan chair with embroidered shoes, and mice marry their daughters on the roof. Grandma wants to see it too!"

"Grandma wants to see it too, so just climb up the tree and see it!"

Grandma Wolf climbed up with her arms around the trunk of the jujube tree, and the door opener opened the oil tank to let the rapeseed oil flow onto the trunk. The rapeseed oil was slippery, and Grandma Wolf slipped down halfway through the climb. She climbed again, halfway through, Slid down again.

The wolf grandma was bruised and swollen from the fall, and shouted to the tree: "My dear granddaughter, let you get down from the well rope, and give grandma a hand."

Menta'er put down the long well rope, let Grandma Wolf hold the rope, and pulled up hard, pull and pull, pull and pull, and it seemed that she was about to pull up the tree branch, Menta'er let go of the well rope, only to hear "plop" "Clatter!" With a sound, Grandma Wolf fell heavily to the ground, and there was no sound.

The wind blew the jujube tree, and the jujube tree shook violently. Menda'er hugged the jujube branch tightly, and she stayed on the tree until dawn.When the sun came out, she climbed down from the jujube tree and saw that the big bad wolf was wearing grandma's clothes and wrapping her turban, and had fallen to death under the jujube tree.

When the fish soup was ready, Liu Meng finally told his precious daughter the story he had heard from the grandma in the orphanage when he was a child [a child in another world].

This story carries the memories of Liu Meng's childhood, and it also carries the few loves of Liu Meng on the earth. In his childhood, in the cruel age, the only bit of warmth, the warmth of his whole life.

After listening to what Liu Meng said about the wolf grandma, the little girl, Jack and others, nine pairs of eyes looked at Liu Meng, and said in unison; "It's so scary, Liu Meng [Daddy] How can you make up the big bad wolf like this?" what!!"

(End of this chapter)