One Punch Dad
Chapter 640 [133] This is an annoying night
Chapter 640 [133] This is an annoying night
Hearing what Jack and the others said, Liu Meng was speechless. This story is obviously a folk tale, so why is he making it up?
After looking at Jack and the others with disgust, Liu Meng put his arms around the little girl in his arms, and said with a smile on his face; "Xinxin, this is not a story made up by Dad, this is a story told to me by a kind old grandmother when Dad was young." s story.
The content of the story is not to make up the evil of the big bad wolf, but to tell the children not to go out alone, and not to open the door to strangers, especially when parents are not at home.
Also, don't trust anyone except your parents, because they are very likely to be transformed by the big bad wolf, do you understand? ? "
"The words are rough and not rough, Liu Meng's story is quite deep, and this society is really suitable for this wolf grandma. No one knows when their friends and neighbors will turn into big bad wolves. , Do it to your own children.
I have checked a lot of information, and these information show that those cases of abuse of children, perverts, young girls and so on are mostly committed by acquaintances, so I strongly recommend Liu Meng to give this story about the wolf grandma in the future. Published, let all the children long heart. "Andri Nana and An Dewei, who are already lucky enough to be parents, nodded and suggested after listening to Liu Meng's words.
After lightly nodding his head, Liu Meng stretched out his hand to put the little girl on the side and sat down, while looking at the fish soup in the pot, he said, "How many wild fruits have you picked? Have you washed them all? By the way, yes. Didn't give the little monkey a taste??"
"I tried it. We picked some wild fruits that the little monkeys had eaten. Of course, we chose the mangoes and bananas. We didn't let the little monkeys try them. Hehehe..." Hearing Liu Meng's words, John The others immediately pointed to their gains and said with a proud face.
After glancing at the bananas brought back by John and the others, Liu Mang smiled wryly and couldn't understand; "Why are you chopping up this banana? You can't eat wild bananas at all. Except for a lot of seeds, there are only a few of them. There is nothing to eat, so if you cut this back, you might as well cut the heart of the banana tree and come back..."
"Really? Although this banana is quite small, it looks the same as the one sold outside. I'll open one to have a look." Hearing Liu Meng's words, John broke off a banana and opened it. While looking at Liu Meng with a face full of disbelief, he said.
The banana looked nothing on the outside, but John was dumbfounded when he broke it into two sections. The inside of the banana was full of black banana seeds, which made him feel uncomfortable and depressed, let alone eat it.
Unwilling to give up, John broke off several bananas again and opened them one by one. At first, the result was still the same. The inside was full of banana seeds, and there was no way to eat it.
Angrily smashing the banana to the distance, John waved his hand, sat on a rock, and said speechlessly; "It's the first time I know, it turns out that bananas have seeds, but after knowing this answer, I feel very nervous." Depressed, you said that other bananas don’t give birth to children, but the bananas I cut back give birth to children, isn’t that against me, huh, huh, I’m so mad.”
"Hahaha, what's there to be angry about? There are quite a lot of this kind of wild bananas in the Asian generation. When I saw this banana for the first time, I was even more depressed than you. I almost bit my teeth off at that time. Seeing John's depressed face, Liu Meng said with a smile while adding salt to the fish soup.
Hearing that Liu Meng also had the experience of being deceived by wild bananas, John's mood immediately improved a lot. While helping to wash the other wild fruits, he smiled cheerfully; "Come on, I'm starving to death, let's start eating Come on, hahaha, eat the fruit, come and eat the fruit, enough!!"
"Hahaha it's finally time for dinner. I'm starving to death. Hurry up and take it out. Come on, I'm starving to death." As soon as it was said that it was time to eat, the big guy immediately became excited, and couldn't help but rush on the road every day with exhausted energy , Now everyone is so hungry that they want to eat shrimp and a cow.
After a lively dinner, [actually it was only three or four o'clock in the afternoon] Liu Meng and the others went into the cave and started tidying the grass beds. Although they sat and chatted until dark, they moved stones to block the entrance of the cave, and then started Go to sleep.
Because everyone was very tired, not long after lying down, there were snoring sounds one after another. Of course, everyone was as tired as a monkey at this time, and they didn't have time to pay attention to whether the sound was noisy or not. After arguing, they all obediently hugged their backpacks and fell asleep.
For the first hour of falling asleep, there was only the sound of snoring in the cave, and the rest was quiet.
In the second hour of falling asleep, there was no sound of snoring in the cave, and everyone was already sound asleep.
During the third hour of falling asleep, there was a sudden burst of rushing water in the cave, and a group of salamanders were coming out of the underground river, but because everyone slept soundly, they were not disturbed.
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Hearing the cry of the baby, except for the little girl who slept soundly, the rest of the people slowly opened their eyes in the dark cave. Of course, everyone at this time was angry. of.
Liu Meng, who had been prepared for a long time, opened his eyes, picked up a prepared stone, and threw it at the place where the cry was made, while shouting coldly; Meat!!"
Bobo, boom, boom, tweet, tweet. Frightened by Liu Meng, the giant salamander stopped shouting again and swam towards the underground river, then plunged into the water and disappeared, and the cave became quiet again.
Seeing that the cave was quiet, John and others closed their eyes again, and fell asleep again not long after, but this time the sleep time was shorter, and the annoying baby cry came again within an hour.
This time, not only did Liu Meng get angry, but even Jack and the others shouted angrily while throwing things into the water; You, dammit, I'm so mad."
Just like the first time, after being frightened, the giant salamander dived into the water again and disappeared from the underground river. Then, after Liu Meng and the others fell asleep again, they quietly emerged again, making irritating noises. sound.
Hearing this irritating voice, Liu Meng and the others didn't go to sleep immediately, and directly lit a fire in the cave, and then held big stones one by one, watching the movement of the water surface, as soon as there was a fluctuation of the giant salamander, they didn't say anything Just smash it.
Perhaps there are not many outlets for underground rivers. These giant salamanders have been wandering around the cave on Liu Meng's side all night. As a result, Liu Meng and the others were so noisy that they didn't sleep all night. Until dawn, the giant salamanders stopped barking. Then he squinted his eyes that couldn't be opened, and lay down back to sleep in his own position.
(End of this chapter)
Hearing what Jack and the others said, Liu Meng was speechless. This story is obviously a folk tale, so why is he making it up?
After looking at Jack and the others with disgust, Liu Meng put his arms around the little girl in his arms, and said with a smile on his face; "Xinxin, this is not a story made up by Dad, this is a story told to me by a kind old grandmother when Dad was young." s story.
The content of the story is not to make up the evil of the big bad wolf, but to tell the children not to go out alone, and not to open the door to strangers, especially when parents are not at home.
Also, don't trust anyone except your parents, because they are very likely to be transformed by the big bad wolf, do you understand? ? "
"The words are rough and not rough, Liu Meng's story is quite deep, and this society is really suitable for this wolf grandma. No one knows when their friends and neighbors will turn into big bad wolves. , Do it to your own children.
I have checked a lot of information, and these information show that those cases of abuse of children, perverts, young girls and so on are mostly committed by acquaintances, so I strongly recommend Liu Meng to give this story about the wolf grandma in the future. Published, let all the children long heart. "Andri Nana and An Dewei, who are already lucky enough to be parents, nodded and suggested after listening to Liu Meng's words.
After lightly nodding his head, Liu Meng stretched out his hand to put the little girl on the side and sat down, while looking at the fish soup in the pot, he said, "How many wild fruits have you picked? Have you washed them all? By the way, yes. Didn't give the little monkey a taste??"
"I tried it. We picked some wild fruits that the little monkeys had eaten. Of course, we chose the mangoes and bananas. We didn't let the little monkeys try them. Hehehe..." Hearing Liu Meng's words, John The others immediately pointed to their gains and said with a proud face.
After glancing at the bananas brought back by John and the others, Liu Mang smiled wryly and couldn't understand; "Why are you chopping up this banana? You can't eat wild bananas at all. Except for a lot of seeds, there are only a few of them. There is nothing to eat, so if you cut this back, you might as well cut the heart of the banana tree and come back..."
"Really? Although this banana is quite small, it looks the same as the one sold outside. I'll open one to have a look." Hearing Liu Meng's words, John broke off a banana and opened it. While looking at Liu Meng with a face full of disbelief, he said.
The banana looked nothing on the outside, but John was dumbfounded when he broke it into two sections. The inside of the banana was full of black banana seeds, which made him feel uncomfortable and depressed, let alone eat it.
Unwilling to give up, John broke off several bananas again and opened them one by one. At first, the result was still the same. The inside was full of banana seeds, and there was no way to eat it.
Angrily smashing the banana to the distance, John waved his hand, sat on a rock, and said speechlessly; "It's the first time I know, it turns out that bananas have seeds, but after knowing this answer, I feel very nervous." Depressed, you said that other bananas don’t give birth to children, but the bananas I cut back give birth to children, isn’t that against me, huh, huh, I’m so mad.”
"Hahaha, what's there to be angry about? There are quite a lot of this kind of wild bananas in the Asian generation. When I saw this banana for the first time, I was even more depressed than you. I almost bit my teeth off at that time. Seeing John's depressed face, Liu Meng said with a smile while adding salt to the fish soup.
Hearing that Liu Meng also had the experience of being deceived by wild bananas, John's mood immediately improved a lot. While helping to wash the other wild fruits, he smiled cheerfully; "Come on, I'm starving to death, let's start eating Come on, hahaha, eat the fruit, come and eat the fruit, enough!!"
"Hahaha it's finally time for dinner. I'm starving to death. Hurry up and take it out. Come on, I'm starving to death." As soon as it was said that it was time to eat, the big guy immediately became excited, and couldn't help but rush on the road every day with exhausted energy , Now everyone is so hungry that they want to eat shrimp and a cow.
After a lively dinner, [actually it was only three or four o'clock in the afternoon] Liu Meng and the others went into the cave and started tidying the grass beds. Although they sat and chatted until dark, they moved stones to block the entrance of the cave, and then started Go to sleep.
Because everyone was very tired, not long after lying down, there were snoring sounds one after another. Of course, everyone was as tired as a monkey at this time, and they didn't have time to pay attention to whether the sound was noisy or not. After arguing, they all obediently hugged their backpacks and fell asleep.
For the first hour of falling asleep, there was only the sound of snoring in the cave, and the rest was quiet.
In the second hour of falling asleep, there was no sound of snoring in the cave, and everyone was already sound asleep.
During the third hour of falling asleep, there was a sudden burst of rushing water in the cave, and a group of salamanders were coming out of the underground river, but because everyone slept soundly, they were not disturbed.
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
Hearing the cry of the baby, except for the little girl who slept soundly, the rest of the people slowly opened their eyes in the dark cave. Of course, everyone at this time was angry. of.
Liu Meng, who had been prepared for a long time, opened his eyes, picked up a prepared stone, and threw it at the place where the cry was made, while shouting coldly; Meat!!"
Bobo, boom, boom, tweet, tweet. Frightened by Liu Meng, the giant salamander stopped shouting again and swam towards the underground river, then plunged into the water and disappeared, and the cave became quiet again.
Seeing that the cave was quiet, John and others closed their eyes again, and fell asleep again not long after, but this time the sleep time was shorter, and the annoying baby cry came again within an hour.
This time, not only did Liu Meng get angry, but even Jack and the others shouted angrily while throwing things into the water; You, dammit, I'm so mad."
Just like the first time, after being frightened, the giant salamander dived into the water again and disappeared from the underground river. Then, after Liu Meng and the others fell asleep again, they quietly emerged again, making irritating noises. sound.
Hearing this irritating voice, Liu Meng and the others didn't go to sleep immediately, and directly lit a fire in the cave, and then held big stones one by one, watching the movement of the water surface, as soon as there was a fluctuation of the giant salamander, they didn't say anything Just smash it.
Perhaps there are not many outlets for underground rivers. These giant salamanders have been wandering around the cave on Liu Meng's side all night. As a result, Liu Meng and the others were so noisy that they didn't sleep all night. Until dawn, the giant salamanders stopped barking. Then he squinted his eyes that couldn't be opened, and lay down back to sleep in his own position.
(End of this chapter)
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