A devil may cry fanfic

Episode kyire

[note Kyrie would have paid attention had she not have suddenly derailed herself with her noticing that neither lily nor Dante had their parents walk them down the aisle. Why'd she notice it cuz Dante would've walked Nero down the aisle in the absence of his parents but he couldn't because he was banned from the church of sparda for shooting a priest in the face.]

(...oh no sparda forgive me I'm completely lost now)

*she suddenly thinks to herself after realizing she'd lost her place in mass by her concerns about the young couple not having any parental figure walk them down the asile*

(...Is someone recording it so I can watch it later?)

She looked around but no one was and it was only four people besides the groom and bride.

(Oh dear this is sad...our wedding had a ton of people and they only have four poor things, maybe it's because of their line of work? ;-; oh no what if they are both orphans like Nero? Wait does that mean demons are like fish and they fuck and have a kid and die?;-; shit that's terrible! Oh wait no maybe it's like they are like lions and they have the kid raise it to be strong and then leave once it's tough enough to fend for its self...oh that actually makes a bit of sense they are immortal Nero might be to I never asked...wait Nero looks like Dante so does that mean the sparda blood line all inherits blue eyes and white hair? But I'm ginger! What if I want ginger demon baby's? Wait I'm sorry lord sparda I shouldn't complain about the children since they are technically great grandchildren of my faith...)

*Deep down kyire still wants some of their kids to look like her...but since it's her religion she feels bad for expecting anything extra*

(...when trish and lady get married will one of them wear a tux?)

[no offense is meant she's just a naive nun]

*can't picture either of them wearing anything classy because of the way they are always dressed in a somewhat provocative manner*

(...do we all dress the way they do then at their wedding?)

*she pictured everyone dressed in a sexy outfit*

(0-0 I can't unsee that lord sparda make it go away)

She was mentally scarred from picturing everyone dressed in a sexy manner specifically speaking Patty and Morrison.

(I have sinned I went down a rabbit hole I need to repent when I go home)

*Her face is slightly pale*

"You may now kiss the bride"

*dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers*

(0-0 Sugar honey ice tea I was supposed to catch that I'm sorry Nero)

Before leaving to go to the reception Kyrie said she's sorry she missed and he kissed her and told her it was fine and gave her the Lily's.