A devil may cry fanfic

(I'm surprised lily didn't scold me for my outfit I mean I did pick it out last minute...god it's tight I actually borrowed this from one of the survivors and they let me sew the rest on to cover my legs and fem business. Which isn't to shity for a rushed job it's super frilly and cute~ but my boobs hurt cuz the top half isn't actually made for a grown woman. Oooo this will be hard to breath on the dance floor dam it Patty you should've just went to the thrift store or bought a dress from a hooker.)

She suppresses an urge to say stupid and slap herself.

(...I honestly hope I won't have to do some stupid weabo dance because Lily's a hardcore nerd and well Nero just eggs it on since I think he inherently obeys anyone with a vagina because morals and chivalry but he's a dumbass knight. Or Prince aw crap if this little shit was royalty he's country would sink like that)

*mentally snapped fingers not actually doing it because it's disturb the mass*

(Oh no I might have to do a nerd dance cuz Dante just goes along with her cuz she's the only girl he's ever had. Shit ok just stare at her and copy whatever she does or google it if I get stuck in that situation. Wait a minute the only two animes I know are madoka magica and school live...those were nice they were cute as fuck but also screwed up. I wonder if the body's were made of candy...I think I went dark there welp fuck at least no one heard me would have been worse if I said it out loud.)

Her face after realizing she'd gone dark looked like the face someone makes when they really needed to poop. The only one who noticed the occasional strange behaviors of these zoners is Morrison who's actually paying attention to the dang mass also these weird faces they occasionally make.

(Hope these dumbasses didn't get high before coming to his wedding I never thought he'd even get hitched)

~Back to Patty~

(Ima Barbie girl in a Barbie world