Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-09

Chapter 103 You are a real dog

“I don’t know which is poisonous and which is not, I just want to find pine mushrooms to stew for you Soup.”

“You can cook?”

“No, I can only eat.” Yun Yi put his hands on his hips and raised his neck confidently.

“Then it will become my stew for you in the end.” Chen Shun helplessly spread his hands.

“Then what else? If you cook it for me, it will really hurt you!”

Yun Yi said jokingly with a smile.

“By the way, if I really made soup for you, would you drink it?”

“As long as you can cook it, I’m a great cultivator, no It will be thin.” Chen Shun was very proud.

“That’s what you said!” Yun Yi pretended to be sullen and pointed at Chen Shun.

“Well…when the time comes, give Xiongba a taste first.”

“Xiongba may not be human, but you are a real dog.”

Yun Yi squatted down, rubbed Xiongba’s big head, and complained to it of its owner’s inappropriate behavior.

She wanted to pull Xiongba into a united front with herself first, then boil the frog in warm water, and slowly take Chen Shun down.

The two came to the stream with a dog and found that many students were already here.

The students in Class 3 and 2 didn’t know what method they used, but they actually caught a rabbit.

Then the boys and girls quarreled. The girls said, “Why eat rabbits when they are so cute?” The boys continued to tell them how fragrant and delicious rabbits are.

In the end, when the girls tried to take away Tutu, a few of them were almost bitten by Tutu, and they stopped talking with a black face.

They no longer stop boys from doing their thing.

Lei is happy, this rabbit was originally a meat rabbit raised by the villa, and was specially released for them to catch, didn’t expect to see such an interesting scene.

The hare runs so fast that it is simply impossible to catch without experience.

As soon as Xiongba saw the water, he ran over and dragged Yun Yi into the stream.

Chen Shun looked at Xiongba and the wet little witch with relief, and it seemed that their relationship was pretty good.

He put away all the bamboo shoots he dug up and went back to the villa, ready to go to the kitchen to cut some bacon.

Chen Shun backed away while passing the grandfather’s wine cellar.

He suddenly remembered that he had said that he would give the Old Qiu class the wine from the altar.

“Hurry up while the grandfather isn’t around…” Chen Shun looked all around, then slipped in sideways.

“hehe, the big one, the Old Master won’t let me drink, maybe I can try it this time…”

Chen Shun touched the big one, patted like a watermelon, even though he didn’t know why he did it.

“What are you smelly brat doing in Laozi’s wine cellar?”

Chen Shun shuddered violently, almost knocking over the wine in his hand.

Looking back, he saw grandfather lowered his head with his hands behind his back, his big sunglasses slid on the tip of his nose, his eyes rolled up, and looked at himself faintly.

“grandfather!”

“Good boy, dare to steal wine and drink?”

Chen Lugang found out that someone stepped into his wine cellar I thought it was someone who accidentally walked into the wrong house, but when I came over, I found out that it was my grandson who was stealing alcohol.

“I…I didn’t drink it for myself!”

“Huh! Do you want to use it to drink your witch classmates?…You’re bad at learning, you, Did that little bastard from Chen Jian teach you, wait for him to come back and see that I won’t kill him!”

“grandfather, why are you so old but still lecherous, what are you thinking, I want to give it to our head teacher. One jar.”

“Oh…oh the head teacher ah ha ha…” Chen Lu laughed awkwardly, then took the wine jar in Chen Shun’s hand and put it back.

“Silly boy, how can you drink what you gave your head teacher to drink, just drink it!” Chen Lu changed another jar of wine that had accumulated a thin layer of ashes, “This wine doesn’t follow It’s the same as those spirit plants, some alcohol ordinary person can’t stand it after drinking it.”

“I really want to find a chance to meet your head teacher, grandfather will deliver it for you, and you can do it yourself. My own.”

“Hey, wait…”

Before Chen Shun could speak, Chen Lu had already disappeared from Chen Shun’s field of vision while holding the wine jar.

These wines are all Chen Lu’s treasures, and it is easy not to drink them out, but since they are to be given to Chen Shun’s head teacher, Chen Lu will not be stingy. come.

How could he let Chen Shun deliver it? If you go to send it yourself, you might even be able to rub half a jar.

“Well, since it’s Xiao Shun’s head teacher, let’s go to the Sanhua Bar.”

Chen Lu went to the kitchen to cut a plate of meat and came to Qiu Qiu’s room. Before, knock on the door.

As the owner of Buluo Mountain Villa, he naturally knew that Qiu Qiu was in the room at the moment.

“Who is it?”

Qiu Qiu opened the door.

“Oh, Old Master Chen, please come in, please come in.”

“What is Qiu teacher doing?”

Chen Lu glanced at him Looking around, he saw that the small table in Qiu Qiu’s room was covered with pages.

“I’m busy preparing for lessons. I’m a teacher after all. Although I’m going out to play with me, I still have to do what I need to do. Sit down.”

Qiu Qiu hurriedly put the child The textbooks and notebooks on the desk are put away.

“Qiu teacher, you really deserve to let Xiao Shun call you teacher…”

This jar of wine is not distressed.

“Qiu teacher, have a drink?”

Chen Lu put down the wine jar and meat and sat facing Qiu Qiu.

“I saw this thing in your hand just now, and I’m waiting for your words. We don’t have any other hobby, so this is fine.”

“Go one? old fogey, I also want to hear what Xiao Shun is doing in school.”

I also want to hear about this little fellow and that girl.

Qiu Qiu didn’t know where Old Master Chen took out the two small cups, but as soon as he entered the wine, Qiu Qiu was like a fairy.

He had never had such a fine wine.

When it comes to Chen Shun, Qiu Qiu talks freely.

From the time he wore a daoist robe to school with a sword on his back, he talked about the deeds of Chen Shun and the school committee looking at each other every day in his own eyes, and what kind of love is this? In the eyes of the head teacher, there is simply nowhere to hide. Chen Shun and the school committee will probably be together in the future.

It’s so eloquent that I can’t stop.

Chen Lu also listened to grandson’s interesting stories, drank heavily, and cocked the corners of his mouth unconsciously.

Listening to what Qiu teacher said, there is a high possibility that my granddaughter-in-law will not be able to escape.

This teacher Qiu is also a wonderful person. Knowing that his students are showing signs of falling in love, he didn’t try to block them. A life experience like breaking up.

Chen Lu was happy, and the more they talked, the more speculative they became.

“Come on, Hah! It’s been a long time since I’ve had such a good drink with anyone. Teacher Qiu, you let go of drinking, there are so many in this wine resort!”

“hehe, then Let’s deference is no substitute for obedience!”

Chen Lu talked more and more and found that Qiu Qiu is a great talent.

If it wasn’t for Qiu Qiu’s advanced bone age, Chen Lu would have wanted to introduce him.

He couldn’t help but wonder, has the world of the ordinary person developed to this point?

Or is this the basic quality of a high school head teacher?

If high school class teachers are all at this level, then this world is too terrifying…

It’s better to be an old Divine Immortal in the mountains…

……

Yun Yi stepped on the stream, her trouser legs rolled up, and the clear water ran down her calf.

She was soaked all over, until now she didn’t understand why Chen Shun wanted to trick her into giving Xiongba a bath.

This is simply a high-risk physical activity!

“Xiongba! Come here!”

Yun Yi glared at Xiongba with his hands on his hips.

Xiongba was paddling with a dog paddle, and when he heard Yun Yi calling him, he turned around and swam towards Yun Yi.

As soon as I was about to shake the water, Yun Yi pointed and blamed him.

“Don’t shake my water… don’t run away, wash up quickly! Otherwise… your father will come back and beat you up!”

Xiongba didn’t listen to her Yes, each minding their own business shook Yun Yi’s body.

Yun Yi tried her best not to be angry, she was soaked anyway, it didn’t matter.

She looked down at the wet T-shirt with the outline of underwear, and frowned.

If this makes Sword Immortal look at his body more, what’s the point of getting wet?

No, he will have a nosebleed, so don’t show him~

She held down Xiongba’s neck and helped Xiongba wash his hair.

“Xiongba, do you think I’ll be your mother, okay?”

Yun Yi smirked a little.

Xiongba probably understood what the bad woman meant, so he called out twice to express his refusal.

But Yun Yi is not Chen Shun, she doesn’t understand dog language.

“Hehe, do you agree? Then I will take good care of you and raise you with your father~”

“By the way, you will have a younger in the future. Sister, it’s called Fat Tiger, you can’t bully others.”

Yun Yi muttered to himself to Xiongba, twisting his body shyly and covering his face from time to time.

I don’t know what I’m fantasizing about.

Xiongba didn’t want to listen to the annoying chatter of the bad woman, so he broke free from Yun Yi’s arms, ran to pick up the tips of the bamboo shoots and put them in front of Yun Yi, indicating that she could wash the bamboo shoots if she had nothing to do. .

“So good~”

Yun Yi rubbed Xiongba’s head lovingly.

Chen Shun went to the kitchen to cut a large piece of bacon, and when he came back, he saw a harmonious picture of one person and one dog.

“It looks like you and Xiongba get along well.”

Yun Yi turned around happily.

But he still took the role of the heroic mother and didn’t come out.

She just wanted to say “Welcome home!” in the hostess’s tone, and then she wanted to say to Xiongba, “Your father is back!”

It’s just that her body and brain often not synchronous.

“…ah dad… dad…” she stammered.

Chen Shun is stunned, why haven’t he seen him for a while, is he still an elder?

Is this little witch playing some role-playing?

Do you want to cooperate with her?

“Huh?” Chen Shun complied tentatively, his voice a little out of breath.

The air was quiet for three seconds.

……

Yun Yi slammed her head into the stream, which took away enough heat that she could keep herself from melting.

What did you just say!

Why does Chen Shun respond?

“Yun Yi?” Chen Shun approached slightly anxiously.

“Don’t come here!”

Yun Yi gritted his teeth and hurriedly poured water on Chen Shun, preventing him from moving forward.

Chen Shun could only stretch out his hand to cover his face and took a few steps back.

“Promise me, forget what happened just now!” Yun Yi deng deng deng rushed to Chen Shun, glaring at him with a blushing face.

“What happened just now, I don’t understand what you said.”

Chen Shun rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue and started to act stupid.

Yun Yi, the puffer fish spirit, immediately puffed up.

Damn it, why don’t you use magic to wash his brains out?

Although there is a risk of becoming an idiot, it doesn’t matter, I will take good care of him for the rest of my life!

Even if you are eating, you have to feed yourself one bite at a time!

Chen Shun looked at Yun Yi’s increasingly dangerous eyes, quick witted in an emergency.

“Dear Lord witch, I really don’t know what just happened! I just got the Scarlet King’s stand-in!”

He babbled.

Yun Yi was stunned for a second, then bit his lower lip and hugged his arm shyly, his eyes erratic looking towards elsewhere.

“just this once, don’t embarrass me in the future, I… I’m going to change my clothes first… my dear…”

She read the last sentence dear Whisper.

Then turned and ran.

Yun Yi covered his face while laughing silly.

“hehehe, he called me dear…he called me dear!”

dear~

Dear! Love! of!

Her head had selectively ignored Chen Shun’s other remarks.

What crimson king, really unfamiliar!

If you dare to show up to disturb her and Sword Immortal’s relationship, hum, you can’t beat him to death!

Yun Yi elated back to the room and came out with a change of clothes.

This time the clothes were a gift from Yun Yao to Yun Yi before the trip.

A set of pure black matching, the upper body is a loose black T-shirt with a Great Demon cap printed on the upper body, and the lower body is pure black three-quarter drawstring bloomers.

“How is it, does it look good?”

Although I really wanted to call “Dear”, I was really shy.

“If you don’t talk, you look very good…”

Yun Yi’s face matches this outfit, no matter how you look at it, she looks very cool and sassy, but I don’t know why every time As soon as Yun Yi opened his mouth to speak, he didn’t feel that way at all.

Maybe this is the contrast, Chen Shun thought.

However, it’s not as good-looking as the little witch who wore stockings that day.

That look has been deeply etched into Chen Shun’s mind and will never be forgotten.

“Why don’t you wear pantyhose?”

“Why, do you like black silk?”

“Well.” Chen Shun hesitated for a while, Nominate.

“Then next time I go out with…then, shall I wear it again?”

Yun Yi wanted to say that she would wear it on the next date.

“You can’t go back on what you said!”

“Of course!”

……

“You wash the bamboo shoots ?”

“Yes.”

“Good job.”

The complimented Yun Yi was very happy and sat obediently beside Chen Shun to watch He handles the tips of bamboo shoots and peels them.

“Chen Shun, why don’t you teach me to cook?”

“Why did you learn to cook?”

“Prepare for the future. “

“The future? You will be a chef in the future?”

“No.”

“Why?”

“Secret.”

Chen Shun stopped asking.

Anyway, it’s impossible for a little witch to cook better than his cooking.

Seeing Chen Shun skillfully handling the ingredients, Yun Yi was also itching to give it a try.

Then took the knife from Chen Shun and learned Chen Shun’s pose awkwardly.

After cutting a few bamboo shoots into pieces, Yun Yi returned the knife to Chen Shun and sat on the side wiping his sweat smugly.

Chen Shun looked at the ugly bamboo shoots and said:

“How about you cut it for yourself?”

“In the pot, who can tell which is which?”

……

“What should we do? Shall we go swimming with Xiongba and wash it down?”

“But, can we swim like this? ?” Zhang Ze shook the cuffs on his hands.

Not far away, two filthy unlucky bastards who were chained together sighed and squatted on the shore watching Xiongba having fun in the water.

I stayed up late to code, and I finally overslept at work today!

I don’t know how much will be deducted…

It’s a little watery. It should be there later. If you can’t wait, you can watch it tomorrow

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(End of this chapter)