Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-03-09

Chapter 104 You are Sword Immortal, you will always find a way

“His grandma’s! Never mind, Lao Tzu Going into the water!” Zhang Chi sniffed the fragrant earthy smell on the two of them, stood up abruptly, and started to undress.

Zhang Ze had no choice but to help him take off together.

Then the two found that the clothes could not be taken off at all…

Even if they were successfully taken off, they would be caught in the handcuffs and transferred to another person.

Zhang Chi was topless, and Zhang Ze and Zhang Ze looked at each other, their clothes hanging from the handcuffs between them and swaying in the wind.

“Boil!”

Zhang Chi scolded angrily, put on his shirt, and tried to unbutton his trousers around his waist.

“Why can’t the pants be taken off, but the tops can’t be taken off! How can anyone swim without pants and only tops?”

Zhang Ze silently pointed at Zhang Chi.

“Yes, isn’t that you?”

“Don’t talk nonsense, I’m wearing my pants and top together!”

Foul-mouthed tossing Open Zhang Ze’s fingers.

Now the two people have become a two-person, three-legged mode of action, and it is inconvenient to do anything.

Fortunately, both of them are boys, and nothing more embarrassing will happen to them when they go to the toilet except for the birds.

“I can’t take it anymore, let’s go into the water!”

“Put the phone away first.”

Zhang Chi put everything on the two of them on the shore far away from the side, and then pulled Zhang Ze into the water.

“How do you swim together?” Zhang Ze tugged at the handcuffs and asked.

“Dog planing, we should be able to plan water together with both hands.”

“Try…”

Xiongba was surprised to find that it turned out that There are two people who swim better than themselves.

……

Yun Yi was dissatisfied after being despised by Chen Shun for a while, and said that he had learned the cooking skills and wanted to show Chen Shun a hand.

Chen Shun smiled, learned to cook after cutting a few bamboo shoots?

Isn’t that the same as thinking that you can build a rocket if you can install a remote control battery?

And also ugly cut and uneven size.

Yun Yi was very angry and said on the spot that he would cook a dish for Chen Shun.

She asked Xiongba to catch a crab for herself, and said she wanted to cook a crab for Chen Shun!

Let Chen Shun impress her!

And then stole a lot of seasonings from Chen Shun’s side, and just hid by himself and didn’t know what he was doing.

“Ginger…a disgusting thing, the taste is also very strong, but Chen Shun likes to eat this…the whole thing is thrown in.”

“Garlic, I will know this, peel it One by one.”

“The green onions…should be cut in half.”

“Pour some vinegar…”

Wait until Yun Chen Shun was stunned when Yi brought a basin upside down on the chopping board and brought it to Chen Shun.

“This is the crab you cooked?” Cooked with a cutting board and a plastic pot?

“Yes!” Yun Yi handed Chen Shun a pair of chopsticks.

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“It’s still moving! It’s still alive!”

Chen Shun stood up quickly, and there was still rust coming from the upside-down plastic basin A rustling sound.

“It’s just its soul resisting!”

Yun Yi was stubborn, saying that this was the crab feast cooked for Chen Shun.

Chen Shun dared to open the plastic basin, and immediately drilled out a large azure pliers, which clamped Chen Shun’s chopsticks.

“…”

“…”

“It… its soul…” Yun Yi looked towards his toes and didn’t hold back for a long time. ‘t expect a better excuse.

“Did you know that cooked crabs are red?”

“I’m colorblind!” Yun Yi puffed out his chest proudly, lying without blushing at all.

Chen Shun turned the chopping board over, the crab fell into the plastic bucket, and the thumping sound was heard in the ears of the two.

He glanced at Yun Yi speechlessly and moved away from the chopping board.

There is a big crab in the plastic bucket, and a whole piece of ginger and a few garlic are scattered around.

The crab’s other large tongs hold a section of green onion, which is then clamped in half.

“You see, it is very self-conscious and knows how to cut the seasoning for itself…”

Yun Yi pointed at the crab solemnly.

However, this seemed to irritate the crab, which snapped at Yun Yi’s fingers with a flick of its tongs.

“Ah…!”

Yun Yi hurriedly stepped back and covered her fingers firmly.

“Chen Shun…it caught me!” Yun Yi shouted in a grievanced voice.

Chen Shun just wanted to laugh.

“You’re so afraid of crabs, how did you catch it in the basin.”

“The tyrant took it…”

“pu… “

“Don’t laugh!”

“I don’t laugh…it’s really hard for you.”

He could already imagine Yun Yi beside him, Throwing the onion, ginger and garlic into the basin trembling with fear.

Smell carefully and smell a little vinegar.

It’s a lot of work.

“Did you let me eat crabs raw?”

“You’re Sword Immortal, you’ll always find a way…”

“Are you? Do you think putting them all in a pot will let it ripen on its own?”

“Why don’t we just eat it, I don’t think it really wants to be eaten by us.”

Yun Yi looked at the crab that had crawled to the edge of the basin, and quickly hid behind Chen Shun, sticking out half of his head.

“Aren’t you trapped? Show me your hand.”

“No, almost…”

Yun Yi holds the white and tender hand , moved to Chen Shun’s body.

Chen Shun pinched and looked at the palm of his hand, then turned over to look at the back of his hand, it was true that he was not pinched.

“Can you please stop looking for crabs next time?”

“It was you who got caught last time! Did you forget?”

” It seems to be oh, I’m sorry.”

……

Zhang Ze and Zhang Chi finally learned how to swim while being handcuffed.

Just mirror your opponent’s movements.

It’s just that the two of them are wearing clothes and pants, so it’s very hard to swim.

Every time someone came over, the two of them had to pretend to be playing with Xiongba, so that no one would find out what was wrong with them.

By the way, wash the dirt on your body.

“Wash it clean, the sun is quite strong today, when the time comes, it will dry in the sun.”

“Damn, this kind of experience I really don’t want to have a second time.”

Again!”

“Really? Why do I suddenly find it interesting?”

Zhang Chi’s words made Zhang Ze feel scared.

He could only pray for the 12 hours to pass quickly, and then go to Xiao Di… to Li Meixing to ask his guilt.

However, the two initiators were in the crowd watching the two man surnamed Zhang play in the water.

“Xiao Di, why do I think they are having a good time?”

“Ah, I’m also having a good time watching.”

… …

“Chen Shun, the crab ran away again.”

Yun Yi’s eyes were always fixed on the fleeing crab, she thought the crab might seek revenge on her.

“Let’s run, how about you go and get it back?”

“I’m not going.”

Yun Yi immediately made a fork. express refusal.

“Do you dare to cook next time?”

“Do you dare next time! Let me tell you, I’m just not good at cooking crabs, next time I will cook some dishes for You eat!”

She was still full of confidence.

Chen Shun put all the ingredients into the pot together, lit the fire, and closed the lid.

“Is Xiongba clean?”

“It’s clean, but can you make it stop shaking me, I really want to change my clothes!”

As soon as this is said, Yun Yi has a lot of resentment towards Chen Shun.

It was clearly agreed that everyone would bathe Xiongba together, but he actually slipped away by himself!

I wanted to drag him into the water too.

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Good night everyone~

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