Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-04-30

Chapter 197 You may have to grow your brains

Because of Xiaobai, Li Mei was very enthusiastic along the way, Introduce him to the humanities and customs of Luo City, where there are fun and delicious food.

But for Xiaobai, although he can understand every word Li Mei said, why is it so difficult to comprehend?

Something like a party, do you want to throw her down by yourself?

It’s so weird… the girls in Luo City are so weird.

So far, he has been in contact with two local Luo City girls.

sister-in-law occasionally does odd behaviors that she finds difficult to comprehend.

For example, she now puts her head against Brother Shun’s back and slowly turns around.

He who doesn’t understand what it means to act like a spoiled child, can’t understand what kind of behavior this is.

Every time Li Mei passed by a store, she would curiously drag Xiaobai to look around to see if there was anything he needed for his bachelor apartment.

Chen Shun and Yun Yi fell far behind, looking at the energetic two in front.

He didn’t explain that he had already prepared all the daily necessities at home.

Xiao Bai and the two of them actually just bought some private items.

It can be seen that Xiaobai also let Li Mei run around with curiosity on his face, and he went with them.

Yun Yi, who had been advancing against Chen Shun, swayed to his side and rubbed his head.

“It’s been too long, my head feels itchy and numb.”

Seeing that there was no one around, she grabbed Chen Shun’s big hand and put it on her head.

He rubbed it perfunctorily and said:

“Itching?”

“Hmm.”

“Is there a Maybe, you may have a brain?” He rubbed the little witch’s head and looked at her lovingly.

“I’m home, goodbye.”

Yun Yi threw away his hand, swelled up angrily, and strode back.

As soon as he took two steps, someone grabbed his wrist.

She was overjoyed, thinking that this stupid Chen Shun really saved her.

“Why don’t you miss me so much?” Yun Yi turned around happily.

“Is there a possibility that you are going the wrong way, your house is actually over there.”

“Hey!” Yun Yi gritted his teeth angrily.

“Okay, just stay by my side, don’t run anywhere!”

Chen Shun flipped his wrist and held Yun Yi firmly by his side.

This time, instead of holding her fingers intertwined, she held her delicate wrist.

This way, she can’t escape.

Chen Shun raised the little witch’s hand in front of her, she stared at her wrist intently, wondering what he wanted to do.

“What are you doing? These are not chicken feet, you can’t eat them.”

“Can’t you eat them?” Chen Shun asked knowingly.

“Well… just licking is fine.”

She shook her wrist, and her scalloped fingers dangled gently in front of Chen Shun.

“If I remember correctly, chicken feet refer to chicken feet, right? You can only call them chicken wings.”

“Do you like chicken feet? So perverted. …”

Saying so, Yun Yi’s feet couldn’t help but strain slightly.

When he said chicken feet, he didn’t mean his own feet, did he?

Although she already knew that Chen Shun had a hobby for his hands and feet, she didn’t expect him to want to eat it!

“Then…then when you come to my house next time, I’ll wash the bubbles before serving you?”

“I don’t eat it, it’s marinated, it tastes good. “

“It’s tasteless!” she explained angrily.

She is the most fragrant witch in the world, and she has no taste at all!

“I don’t believe you smell it!”

Yun Yi dragged Chen Shun and ran to the seat in the rest area outside the store, taking off one of his shoes.

Through the light boat socks, she could clearly see her flexibly crossed toes.

Chen Shun touched his nose reflexively.

However, this action completely annoyed Yun Yi.

“Are you covering your nose?” She put on her shoes, leaned her head over and looked closely at Chen Shun’s eyes.

He dared to cover his nose!

If the two were not outside, if they were at home, or at Chen Shun’s house, I would have to put my foot in his mouth today!

Let him taste what is called an ice cream in autumn!

“I don’t, I’m just a little itchy.”

“You’re going to have a brain in your nose?”

“It’s possible.”

“Damn it! It’s really tasteless! I don’t believe you come to my house next time!” She grabbed Chen Shun’s neckline and shook it gently.

The pretty face is full of unwillingness and shame, and I really want to prove it to Chen Shun now.

“OK! OK! You’re fragrant and soft!”

“Where is it fragrant?”

“Cough…everywhere is fragrant. “

“Where is soft?”

“…”

Chen Shun was silent.

The little witch is soft everywhere, but the ribs are a little bit crooked.

“You talk!” Yun Yi grabbed Chen Shun’s fingers.

“It’s soft everywhere.”

“Be specific!”

“Soft lips.”

“And what else!? “

“Hands are also soft.”

“Not enough!”

“Then…the stomach is also soft.”

“Just These?” She raised her eyebrows.

It’s not these answers that I want to hear.

Besides, it’s not like he hasn’t encountered it before!

What are you pretending to be stupid?

“I can’t say it here, can I?”

“Hmph, I’ve eaten everything, but don’t try to blame me.” Shun’s hands were in his arms.

The two just sat like this. Although they seemed to be arguing, in fact, to passers-by who occasionally passed by, they were completely flirting.

Xiao Bai was dragged into the clothing store in front of them by Li Mei, and did not come out after a long time.

It makes the little witch, who has always been restless and restless, more and more anxious.

“Chen Shun, what do you think Meimei and Xiaobai are doing inside?”

But the latter didn’t respond.

Yun Yi couldn’t help but clasped some of his arms and pulled them in front of him.

Still no response.

“Hey!” she lightly shouted in disbelief.

But Chen Shun stared blankly at the empty space of the shopping mall not far away.

Are you looking at something else?

Is there something better than you?

Yun Yi was anxious and annoyed, because she knew that the one who could attract a man’s attention so much must be a beautiful woman with long legs.

Whether black or white or not.

Otherwise, it can’t be a Bangladeshi giant lizard, can it?

“What are you looking at?” Yun Yi tugged at his arm resentfully.

“Look at that!” Chen Shun pointed forward.

Because of the relationship between the two sitting positions, Chen Shun is outside, Yun Yi is inside, her sight is just blocked by the wall at the corner, and she wants to look in the direction Chen Shun is pointing. , she can either switch positions and do the other side of Chen Shun.

Of course, the rest of the seat can only hold half of her ass.

Or just lean over and straighten your head to be in the same perspective as Chen Shun.

Of course she chose the second plan!

Because it was difficult to lean forward, she simply put her head on Chen Shun’s thigh, and her body was lying on the seat.

This is much more comfortable.

Show yourself, what is Chen Shun watching?

Looking along his line of sight, what Yun Yi saw was not a long-legged beauty.

It’s a… Ultraman.

Judging from the shooting equipment such as a tripod, it should be the kind of blogger who comes to the golden light mall to shoot short videos.

“Cut… it’s Ultraman.” Yun Yi clicked his tongue.

For a while, I felt a little frustrated that I actually lost to a fake Ultraman.

“Do you know which O’s that is?”

“Di… Diga?” She blinked and replied slightly uncertainly.

After all, in Ori, she only knew one Tiga.

“You actually know each other?”

“ah ha ha…of course, who am I? I’m the elder disciple of Film God Di’s close door!” Yun Yi laughed dryly. Voice.

It’s just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse.

She guessed that she was not lucky enough to guess.

Maybe the blogger who shot the short video, like himself, only knew one Tiga, so he wore Tiga’s leather case and came out to shoot the video.

The blogger wearing a Tiga holster over there was talking to the camera of his mobile phone. After a while, he grabbed a random passerby from his side.

And asked some questions, such as: “Do you believe in light?”

If there are Austrian fans, or ordinary audiences who have only seen Tiga, they will basically be happy. followed by the response: “Believe.”

Then the two will do some of Tiga’s signature poses together, and then the material for this video will be available.

Yun Yi has seen through the blogger’s ways, but for some reason, she found that Chen Shun under her always had some signs of begin to stir, and seemed to be hesitating whether to go up “walking” right into a trap”.

“Yun Yi, do you believe in light?” Chen Shun suddenly asked in a low voice.

“I…” Yun Yi was dumbfounded, not sure how to answer.

Whether she believes in light or not, if this light can keep herself and Chen Shun apart for a lifetime, then she will believe it.

If not? Then hit it yourself!

Don’t underestimate the power of a witch, kora!

Although Chen Shun was a little moved, it was clear that he had no intention of leaving.

After all, the little witch is still on his lap.

In contrast, the fact that Yun Yi can lie down comfortably is more important.

Yun Yi is also relaxed, so relax.

Sure enough, even a special holster! The attraction is not as big as a fragrant, soft little witch like myself!

She lay down, squinting comfortably.

“Speaking of which, shouldn’t our postures be reversed?”

“Why?”

“Aren’t knee pillows a benefit for girls to boys? ?”

“Then if you want, it’s not bad to change it?” Yun Yi said full of smiles.

This place is not like a certain country’s animation scene, but this is a shopping mall!

Even if I lie down on Chen Shun’s lap, although it’s a bit embarrassing, it can also be understood as being tired from shopping and resting on her boyfriend’s lap.

Passers-by probably all smiled knowingly.

But if he was lying on his lap, it would be too weird in this place.

I am afraid that people passing by will think he is a pervert.

How strange it is.

“Forget it, this time count the principal I deposited in the small witch bank, and when I want to withdraw it in the future, you can give it to me.”

“Well, you can always give it to me. You can marry if you want.”

Yun Yi lay down, looking up towards his slightly rolling Adam’s apple.

The little heart thumped, and I wonder if he understood what he said.

His face didn’t change much, and sure enough…he didn’t catch the meaning of his words.

Yun Yi lightly sighed then said, tilted his head, and suddenly stood up.

She stared blankly not far ahead, and kept shouting in her heart:

“Don’t come here!”

It seems that it is because of that The holster blogger has already caught all the passers-by around him, and the video material has been recorded, so he starts to look for the next target.

Yun Yi turned his head back and looked towards Chen Shun. Obviously, the holster blogger’s target was the slightly excited Chen Shun behind him!

Don’t come…don’t come…

Go back…go back…

Yun Yi kept saying in her mind, but she didn’t seem to agree. It’s useless, and the leather case blogger’s footsteps haven’t slowed down.

She had no choice but to organize her clothes and sit beside Chen Shun obediently.

However, he lowered his head, indicating that he did not want to leave the country.

“Brother, are you resting here?” A magnetic young man’s voice came from inside the holster.

In contrast, it seems a bit inconsistent.

“Yeah, you can’t be surfing, right?” Chen Shun was delighted to see that the leather case was at least eighty or ninety in restoration.

Regardless of whether the other party really likes Ao, or if he just slaps Ao’s hot water videos, at least he can maintain such a figure for the shooting of these videos, and Chen Shun has a certain favorable impression of him.

“Brother, it’s quite humorous~” Holster chuckled and chatted with Chen Shun: “This is… a girlfriend?”

He hasn’t said anything yet After that, the girl with her head down suddenly raised her head, nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice, and looked at herself with admiration.

“Well, girlfriend.” Chen Shun was not shy, and rubbed Yun Yi’s little hand to show his authenticity.

Yun Yi blushed half true half false and hid to the side not to speak.

What, it turns out this Tiga is quite cute.

The man in the holster chatted with Chen Shun, and after asking about the situation, he was ready to go to the main topic – shooting a video of Tiga imitating with passers-by.

“Chen brother, you…”

“Anchor, do you believe in light?”

Chen Shun stepped forward and asked with a burning gaze.

Although there was no expression on the holster, Yun Yi could clearly feel his surprise.

The holster was also stunned. Someone turned against the guest and interrupted his spellcasting directly?

Most of the video bloggers who shoot random people who catch passers-by have a social cattle attribute, so he didn’t say much, each minding their own business and playing a cool pose.

“Shrimp! I am light!” he said seriously.

“What a coincidence?” Chen Shun stepped forward and grabbed his leather glove, his face full of excitement: “I am also light.”

“???” Tiga crooked Head puzzled.

“You are also light? Then you will also be transformed?” Tiga’s voice was obviously a bit ridiculed.

“Yes, of course!” Chen Shun solemnly vowed assured.

“Oh? That Beno wanted to see and see. ”

The leather case Tiga chose a suitable position, fixed the phone, adjusted the light and angle.

After confirming that the shooting had started, he warmly invited Chen Shun Transform with him.

Of course, when he said transforming, he just meant imitating Dagu’s transforming movements.

——He originally thought so.

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Chen Shun is eager to have a try, but still doesn’t forget to wink at his girlfriend Yun Yi.

Yun Yi sighs and sighs.

I know Chen Shun must be doing something wrong again.

She nodded lightly and felt a little tired.

“This Chen Shun is really a childish… Help you cover it up…”

“Forget it… Who made this witch a lot, the family needs help, and as the master, there is no reason to stand by. “

No one noticed, the girl sitting on the chair obediently had a dark magic vortex in her eyes.

“Come on, brother Chen, let’s transform together ? “The leather jacket Diga handed a plastic dive light stick to Chen Shun’s hand.

He bought it wholesale for five yuan.

“Come on! “

One person and one holster stand side by side, ready to face the camera.

“I count three, let’s do it together, shall we try to synchronize our movements as much as possible?” “

“OK! “Chen Shun was full of excitement.

“Three! “

“Two! “

“One! ”

The two of them neatly took out the dive light stick.

It looks the same, but not the same.

Because “Dika” is in the hand The one that emits only a dim led bulb white light.

But beside him, the center of the dive light stick produced in the same batch as the toy in his hand burst out with strong rays of light.

Vaguely, “Tiga” even saw those multi-colored gorgeous rays of light.

“Tiga” raised his hand to block the dazzling eyes The rays of light, only felt the ground beside him shake gently, and there was a familiar and unfamiliar silhouette standing beside him, looking at him.

For a while, he thought he was in Look in the mirror.

This brother Chen also has a holster? But why does his holster have no seams or folds?

Why are his eyes glowing?

“Scare! ? “Chen Shun tilted his head.

“? ? ? “He still hasn’t recovered.

Through the eye hole opened by the leather case, he can finally see the thing in front of him.

A Tiga Ultraman, more real than him The kind.

After a brief absence, his brain raced, and then pupil suddenly shrink.

“Lie! ! groove! ! ! he exclaimed in disbelief.

This person really transforms!

“Brother Shun…I’ve bought something good. “

“Brother Shun? What are you… playing? “

“Transformation? I also come to play. “

“Diga” stared blankly at a delicious and pretty boy who came out of the store with a big bag, moved towards himself, walking for a while, rays of light suddenly passed from his He shot out from his body, and after his eyes adjusted, that delicious and pretty boy had become a new Tiga just like him.

“Scared? scare! “(Too much is messy, I’m turning red.) Chen Shun turned his head and drank a few times in displeasure.

“Scare! “(Then I turned blue.) Xiaobai nodded.

So, in the shocking eyes of “Tiga”, two giants of light, one red and one blue, surrounded him on the left and the right.

Their glowing eyes and their slightly bowed heads seemed to say, “What’s the matter with you, little brother? “

I’m going to the hospital tomorrow for a checkup…the medicine I’m taking is not good at all

(end of this chapter)