Accidentally Knocked Down The Witch While Sword Flight

2022-05-01

Chapter 198 My brain hasn’t grown up yet!

“This… this?” There was an intermittent horrified sound from the holster.

He found that among the three Tigas present, he was the ugliest and least restored one!

Why do their holsters look so good?

When did they change it?

Just now, they seemed to see a burst of light, and they transformed!

“Brother Chen, you… no, where did you buy this leather case? Could you introduce me to the store?” The leather case asked softly.

“Scare!” Red Tiga stared at him.

“Scared!” blue Tiga stared at him.

“Shrimp…shrimp?” Leather-covered Diga tentatively said.

“Scare!” red Tiga nodded.

“Scare!” blue Tiga nodded.

“Scared!” Leather-covered Tiga followed suit.

Then the shoulders were patted admiringly by two Tiga, one left and one right.

Yes, student that can be taught as well.

Yun Yi sat silently on a seat not far away, his head lowered and his face covered with his palms.

His toes gripped the soles tightly.

It’s so embarrassing…

Don’t let people think that you have something to do with the two giants of light…

“Yiyi! You see Is Xiaobai? Where did he go?”

Li Mei’s voice came from the door of the store, Yun Yi coughed violently, reminding the two of them.

Chen Shun and Xiaobai understood each other and removed the Illusion Technique.

The original cool image of the giant of light quietly faded away, and the two also changed back to their original form.

Even if you can’t see the facial expression of the young man inside the leather jacket Tiga, you can see his sluggishness and consternation from his posture.

He even wiped his eyes on the hood in disbelief.

What just happened?

Aren’t the two giants of light standing beside him?

Why are you now human again?

Could it be that their energy is insufficient?

But just now, didn’t you see their color timer blinking?

Or…is everything just an illusion?

“Scared!?” He stepped forward, grabbed Chen Shun tightly, and tried to Final Struggle.

Wasn’t that how the three of them communicated just now?

“Brother, do you believe in light?” Chen Shun turned to him solemnly.

“I believe, I always believed!”

The holster shuddered, clutching Chen Shun’s arm tightly.

He believed his eyes, it must not be an illusion just now!

This… this person is very likely to be the human body!

“Then, you can also become light.” As he said, a divine and gentle kind light suddenly radiated from Chen Shun’s body.

Even in the holster, the man could feel like he was bathed in the warm sun of early spring.

This kind of miraculous power, you still say that you are not a human body?

After saying that, Chen Shun and Xiaobai turned around and left.

The leather-covered Tiga trotted two steps. He wanted to catch up, but finally stopped and stopped. He asked absently:

“Can I also become light?”

“Believe in yourself, you can do it.”

Hearing the encouraging voice in front of him, the man in the holster burst into tears.

Yun Yi turned her head in embarrassment, she could hardly hold back her laughter when she saw the expression on Chen Shun’s face!

Even Xiaobai, who is honest and responsible, is delighted.

These two guys…

“Where did you go, classmate Xiaobai?”

Li Mei finally saw Xiaobai, and she hugged him. Carrying a bag of clothes, she hurried forward, complaining why he didn’t wait for her to come out.

“Well… I think Brother Shun may be in a hurry, so I’ll come out to find them first.”

“Then you also wait for me to come out with me! No, this is The coat I picked for you.”

Li Mei just wanted to stuff Xiao Bai with a bag of clothes in her hand, but seeing that he was already carrying large and small bags, she had to continue holding it by herself.

“Pick it for me? Li Mei, didn’t you agree? You can choose a set for yourself, and I’ll give it to you as a thank you gift for bothering you so much today?” pretty boy color belt A little anxious, obviously a little unhappy about Li Mei’s self-assertion and ignoring his intentions.

“No, the clothes here are too expensive, I can’t ask for this thank you gift.” Li Mei said solemnly: “Also, you can’t tell others your mobile payment password like today!”

“What’s the matter?” Chen Shun and Yun Yi posted curiously, they smelled the melon.

“Let me tell you…” Li Mei took her clothes and sat down on a chair to rest.

“After we entered the store, we went to the men’s clothing section and picked some suitable clothes for Xiaobai, and then Xiaobai said let me pick some myself, when the time comes to him. Just check out and pay together…”

Li Mei cleared her throat, her face a little helpless.

“Then Xiaobai said that he was not very good at operating, so he told me the password, asked me to pay, and asked me to choose some of my favorites, and he ran out… …”

“Of course I can’t, so I turned around and picked out another coat for him before chasing it out…”

To be honest, she saw the balance There are a lot of zeros on the page, and I almost couldn’t hold this new phone that I bought for a day!

“It’s just some clothes, Li Mei, you…”

“Okay, there is a cheap area over there, all the clothes I like are there. Go there and pick some, and you can give it to me, okay?” Li Mei hurriedly suggested.

Here you can find specialty stores of big brands, all of which are relatively expensive.

I really want to let him give it to me, but I can’t hold it securely.

Although I had told Xiaobai that these prices were more expensive, he didn’t seem to care much.

“Everything you like is over there… okay.” Xiaobai’s frown lightly eased.

The two reluctantly reached an agreement.

“Don’t give the payment password to others easily in the future, okay? You are tricked into being a pretty boy at home, you don’t even know!” Li Mei warned earnest and well-meant advised road.

Although he said he was acquainted with Brother Shun, and he also used Xiaobai, whom Brother Shun knew, it was too easy for him to trust people, right?

How can you tell someone the payment password with a long string of zeros on the balance on the first day of meeting?

If you are a money-worshipping woman, you can’t eat him to death?

“Cheat to the house!? Raise it!?” Xiaobai looked terrified.

After that, he seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly looked towards Chen Shun and looked at Li Mei again.

Isn’t what she said is what Brother Shun did?

Want to sell myself to this Meimei!

Why did I trust her unfathomable mystery? Just because she’s Brother Shun and sister-in-law’s friend?

Are all the people in Luo City playing so perverted? Even feed everyone?

“Li Mei, you… won’t trick me into raising me at home?” he asked in a panic.

Li Mei was slightly stunned, then twitched the corners of her mouth, her eyes erratic looking towards the distance.

“ah ha ha…how come, of course I won’t trick you into raising a football team at home…haha~”

“That’s good, earlier I once thought you were the buyer that Brother Shun was looking for…” Xiaobai relaxed, patted his chest.

“What buyer?”

“No…nothing.”

Chen Shun and Yun Yi squinted and shook their heads neatly.

Mei Mei, this big arrogant girl.

It was obvious that they wanted to take them home directly.

Yun Yi secretly touched Chen Shun with his elbow, put his head in his ear, rolled his eyes and asked in a low voice:

“You will try to trick me into taking me home. Get up?”

“I don’t feed you, you can eat so much.”

“Then I feed you?” Yun Yi is not angry, knowing that Chen Shun is a little bit shy performance.

He’s a straight-talker.

“It’s not easy for you to feed yourself, how can you feed me?”

“Hmph, can I make fried rice with eggs!” she said angrily.

It just doesn’t taste much, but you can still eat it.

“I won’t trick you home.”

“Then how are you going to bring me home?” Yun Yi chuckled, guessing that Chen Shun should say is to marry home.

hehe.

If he proposes now, should he agree?

“I’ll find a sack, put a set on your head, and carry it home!” Chen Shun said with a smile.

“Oh…then you’ll have to find a stronger one, ordinary sacks won’t do, I’ll struggle.”

“Huh?”

“Of course, you’d better prepare some delicious food, put it on the ground, I will eat it myself when I see it, it’s better to bring some rope and tie my hands and feet, so that I can’t move around. …”

“Yes, it’s a punishment.” Chen Shun appreciated it.

“By the way, shall we go in and buy some clothes? I’ll buy it for you.”

“I don’t want it, I’m going to buy it in the affordable area too!” Yun Yi resolutely called the head .

“Why?”

“Save you money!”

“You seem to like saving me money.”

“No, I have to try my best to prove that I’m well fed so you can bring me home!” Yun Yi blinked, slightly nodding his tongue and making a cute face at Chen Shun.

Chen Shun rolled his Adam’s apple, wanting to give her a fiercely kiss.

“By the way, what were you doing here just now? I seem to have seen someone here?” Li Mei asked suddenly.

“Oh…they, they worked together to guard the dream of a grown man?” Yun Yi raised his head, muttered.

The leather cover Diga has put away all his shooting props, and even ran to the toilet to take off the leather cover.

He hid Chen Shun’s used dive light stick in his left breast pocket and mutter incantations in his mouth.

After that, with trembling hands, he pulled out the previously arranged mobile phone.

The bizarre and motley things that I have experienced have become memories, and I can’t tell whether it is an illusion or reality, but it is recorded by the mobile phone camera, so naturally it cannot be faked, right?

His heart was beating fast, and as an Austrian fan for more than ten years, he firmly believed in the power of light.

The phone recorded a few minutes of video.

He exhaled hot breath, forced himself to calm down, and hit the play button.

However…the camera seems to be broken, and although the sound is recorded, there is no picture at all.

It’s like there’s some kind of dark magic wrapped around the lens.

After a closer inspection, I found that the camera of the mobile phone was clean and nothing.

It’s really weird…

…

…

“Yiyi, shall we go ordain?”

“Meimei, why are you crazy, I don’t go home, I’m almost married.”

“But being a Taoist makes money…”

“People are A Taoist priest with a thousand-year-old inheritance, you are a nun at best.” Yun Yi poured a bowl of cold water.

The four of them chatted and came to the cheap area of the mall.

The number of products here is naturally much more than the franchise stores Xiaobai visited before.

As a country bumpkin from a small county, Xiaobai even looked a little dizzy.

Fortunately, Li Mei is proficient in dressing and keeping up with the trend. The clothes she chooses are not fancy and fit well, so Xiaobai can’t help but praise her for her goodness, and lament that she is fortunate to lead the way on this trip.

Li Mei blushed and worked harder to choose clothes for Xiaobai.

As for what he said before that he wanted to send his own clothes, she had long forgotten about it.

Chen Shun also accompanied the little witch to hang out in the women’s clothing area.

She jumped forward with her hands behind her back, and it could be seen that she was in a good mood.

Yun Yi twisted up a light blue dress, stroking the fabric, each minding their own business and said:

“Don’t think I like to save you money, in fact I She spends her own money too.”

She knew that Chen Shun was by her side.

“Many of my witch clothes are actually custom-made from regular shops, which are precious.”

“Chen Shun, does this look good?” She compared the dress to On the body, tilted his head and asked.

“Not good to see.”

“Why?”

“There are too many leaks, so don’t wear them.”

Chen Shun’s serious look made Yun Yi cover his mouth and smile, saying that he didn’t want to look good, but in fact he didn’t want to let himself wear it.

“Aren’t all suspender dresses like this? What’s so strange.”

Having said that, I still hung it back in place and didn’t look at it again. at a glance.

“What about this one?” Yun Yi picked out another sleeved skirt.

“The skirt is too short to wear it.”

“Then…what if I only wear it for you?”

“Um… If you can match it with double black silk, you can consider it.” Chen Shun’s face was not red or heartbeat.

“wishful thinking!” Yun Yi hung it back like a hot potato.

What about matching double black silk, if you really wear it according to his requirements, I am afraid that he will eat it when he appears in front of him!

Although there are quite a few clothes that I think are pretty good, they can be called favorites, but there are really not many. The two of them walked around for a long time, but they didn’t buy any clothes.

Most of the couple outfits here are very low and ugly, and there is no desire to buy them at all.

“You’re still saving me money now? Didn’t buy anything.”

“Then don’t buy it.”

“Then don’t It’s like shopping for nothing?”

“What’s wrong with shopping with your witch? You should be grateful, my stupid family.”

Yun Yi obeyed. Grabbed a headband.

He took it on his head, and then pulled Chen Shun to move on.

But suddenly I can’t pull it.

“What’s the matter?”

“Yun Yi, shall we buy the headband on your head?”

“Huh?”

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Yun Yi raised his arms in surprise and tried to take off the headband, but was stopped by Chen Shun.

He had already pulled out his phone and ka ka took several pictures.

The little witch trotted to the fitting mirror, only to see clearly that the headband she just put on her head was a cat ear style.

Because Yun Yi has black hair, she is wearing a black witch outfit again today, with her black hair and white cat ears, she looks like a cat girl in animation.

“Chen Shun, do you like catgirl?”

“No, I like you.”

“Well…I like you too.” Yun Yi shyly replied.

“I mean, I like the way you are. Didn’t someone say you were a cat demon before?”

“A cat demon is not a cat girl!”

“Almost, they’re all fairies anyway.” Chen Shun waved his hand, signaling Yun Yi not to care about these details.

“Then…”

Yun Yi slowly moved to Chen Shun’s side with his hands behind his back.

“Want me to meow?” She leaned slightly and looked at Chen Shun with a smile.

“Or do you want to climb on your quilt and wake you up in the morning like this?” Yun Yi squeezed the corner of her skirt lightly.

“Or, to make breakfast for you wearing an apron like this?” She imitated the action of using a spatula.

“Why do you understand so well?” Chen Shun moistened his dry throat.

I just imagined those scenes Yun Yi said, and I was almost defeated by Heart Demon again.

“Xiao Di taught me!” She raised her chest and said confidently.

Xiao Di, who was forgotten by them, was looking at the computer screen with a smirk at his home at this time, not knowing what new movie he was watching.

“Anyway, it’s good, I’ve bought this headband.”

“Oh, man.”

She took off the cat ear headband. He reached out and put his hand on top of Chen Shun’s head.

Hmm…that looks weird.

“Chen Shun, you meow.”

“Meow.”

Yun Yi made a yue-to-vomit gesture, Chen Shun wrinkled in displeasure wrinkled nose.

But her next sentence confused him again.

“Buy two.”

“Why?”

“Can I change the belt?”

“OK Well, then buy two.”

……

……

When the four meet again, Yun Yi and Chen Shun only bought two. The same headband, and some quirky bauble.

For example, it looks like a sausage, but it’s actually a water pen.

On the other hand, Xiaobai and Li Mei, big bags and small bags piled up all over the place.

“The two of you are finally here… hurry up and help us get it, there are too many, neither of us can get it!” Li Mei said gasping for breath.

It was the first time she was going shopping until she was about to collapse.

It was the first time I was so excited to buy clothes.

And it’s for a guy I just met.

Of course, there are also her own clothes here.

When picking clothes for Xiaobai, he kept talking about it in her ear. In the end, she had no choice. She could only choose two sets and force Xiaobai to shut up. , and then plunged into the ocean of men’s clothing.

While picking and complaining about why there are so few styles in menswear.

Xiaobai’s arms, as well as his neck, have been densely packed with paper bags.

“Brother Shun, why don’t you go home first?” He cast a helpless look at Chen Shun.

He can only wink now, and Chen Shun can’t see anywhere else.

“Then I’ll take you to the apartment!”

“Let’s go!” Yun Yi volunteered to help Xiaobai and Li Mei with a lot of bags, and walked crookedly.

“You’re going the other way, this way!” Chen Shun hurriedly shouted.

The little witch stepped one stopped, turned around with difficulty, trotted back, and only laughed at Chen Shun when he got to Chen Shun’s side.

“You weren’t Lu Chi before, were you?” Chen Shun was puzzled.

Is it because I go home with her every day, and she only needs to follow her ass, so she has become indistinguishable?

Although I have been very real during this time, I am more familiar with the road from school to Yun Yi’s house than returning to my own home.

“Report sir, my brain hasn’t grown up yet!” Yun Yi said solemnly.

(End of this chapter)