After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    Tietou checked the surveillance video after he left, and made sure there was nothing abnormal. Although he was confused, he could only pat his head and decided to give it to him in private. Pay for the duck slices.

    Many people in their business also smoke themselves, but this has led to many police officers who can identify the smokers by smelling their noses when passing by.

    This kind of thing has appeared on the news several times, the person above the iron head is cautious, and from the beginning, the "delivery man" like the iron head below is forced not to touch that thing .

    Tietou was also a stinky big man before he entered the industry. After entering the industry, he had to take a bath twice a day in the cold winter and twelfth lunar month, and he washed himself several times.

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    If you taste this, you will get yourself in and out. Fortunately, he also knew that this matter could not be discovered by the superiors, otherwise the job that brought the money would be lost.

    So in order to conceal, the iron head only touches the ones with a weaker taste and a good cover up, such as the rose-red milk-flavored "jelly beans" Magu, for example, the addiction is relatively low, and the taste Slightly better to clean up some duck slices.

    I came back from the delivery today, and I was addicted to the iron head. When I returned to the room, I dug under the pillow. Who would have guessed that he would be empty when he dug it out. At that time, he was scared into a cold sweat. Immediately, someone came in.

    Immediately, Tietou looked around, trying to find traces of someone coming, but there was no, there was nothing, whether it was surveillance video or various furnishings in the yard, he was familiar with it of the original.

    After tossing and turning for more than two hours, I couldn't find any other traces, and the iron head could only wonder if he had put the duck slices elsewhere, or accidentally dropped it into a corner already?

    After doing this, the addiction is over, and there is still an uneasy iron head in the subconscious that is not in the mood to continue smoking du, so I simply ordered a takeaway with my mobile phone, ready to eat and take a bath and go back to the house to play Game gone.

    He is guarding a yard by himself, and he doesn't dare to go out to find women, so Tietou can only play games.

    Not long after, I heard the sound of an electric car outside the gate, and then the phone ringing.

    "Is that Mr. Wang? Your takeaway has arrived, can you come out and pick it up?"

    Tietou, who goes by the pseudonym Pharaoh, answered lazily, hung up the phone and stepped on his slippers to open the door. Unexpectedly, as soon as the door was opened, someone rushed towards the face, and in the blink of an eye, the iron head was pressed to the ground, just like pressing a bastard. He happened to see four little snow-white claws.

    The head was buzzing, and before the iron head could react, the four little snow-white claws stepped on his face.

    Iron head: "???"

    A cat?

    I'm Cao Nima! Did labor and capital dug the cat's ancestral grave? These dead cats! !

    Gu Suri, who took advantage of the madness to step on a few feet and rubbed secretly to avenge the revenge of the money, obediently withdrew from the crowd, squatted aside and watched Xiao Zhaochengzi and the others like a mountain of people. Pounced on the iron head.

    When the suspects were so pressed that they didn't catch their breath, rolled their eyes and fainted, these talents reacted to Team Zhang's coughing sound, and found that they seemed to be overreacting and put people under pressure fainted.

    Everyone smirked and got up, pretending that nothing happened and began to search the hospital.

    No way, this is not the first time in my life that I met a du dealer in person. I was so nervous just now that I didn't pay attention....

    The corner of their eyes glanced at the suspect who was dragged up like a dead man, and everyone quickly turned their heads.

    No matter how playful this thing started, how funny the process was, the result was good.

    In the yard, the anti-duo team searched for dozens of kilograms of durian products. There are three types of durian products, most of which are shoddy duck slices, a small part of Hongwan Magu, and a small bag Yellow-white powder.

    After analysis and comparison, it is concluded that the production process of these du products is relatively rough and unfamiliar, and they should be extracted and synthesized by du sellers themselves.

    The follow-up further follow-up investigation has nothing to do with Gu Suli. While everyone was busy searching the yard, he left early without anyone noticing.

    The big orange cat was still thinking about the ham sausage that Gu Suri had promised, and fell far away from the beginning to the end. I saw Gu Suli coming out at this moment. After waiting, I was sure that the group of men who looked fierce and vicious were not with me, so they jumped out from the hidden flowers and ran to Gu Suli's side and bumped him with his body: "Hey old black, can you really understand human words?"

    Gu Suli nodded: "Simple and basic."

    The big orange cat wondered: "You don't seem to have lived with humans, do you?"

    Gu Suli trotted forward unhurriedly, and replied casually: "That may be because I'm smarter, I usually learn it after listening to it."

    The big orange cat didn't get into it, he smiled and chased after him: "Old Hei, when will you be able to eat the ham that you promised?"

    In the Tongji supermarket, Tong Nian welcomed a special cat guest again, this time the black and white cat guest was accompanied by a big orange cat that was familiar.

    As soon as the big orange cat entered the store, when he saw Tong Nian, he immediately took a sideways posture and raised his paws to expose his belly, looking like a "cheap" casual touch, which made Tong Nian stunned. Gu Suri also stopped, and silently meowed at the big orange cat: "What are you doing?"

    The big orange cat looked at his friends, and then looked at the foolish human who seemed to have no intention of paying for cats, and stood up with his fur shaking: "That's not it, I'm used to it, Hehe, I forgot that we came in to consume meow."

    Gu Suri raised her head and said "meow" to the young boss, as a greeting, and then took the big orange cat to the ham sausage shelf and chose two ham sausages .

    After thinking about it, Gu Suli bought a small bag of cat food for trial, which is relatively cheap and large in quantity.

    Squatting at the front desk and waiting for the young boss to scan the code to check out, Gu Suri said to the big orange cat who was drooling with his ham sausage below: "Let everyone follow me about today's affairs. We went on an adventure together, this package of cat food is a shock to everyone, Daju, you can tell everyone when you come back, next time you smell a human with the same odor on your body, try to stay away as much as possible."

    Gu Suri also doesn't know if the dude accomplice who was caught today will know that all this is related to a cat. If he does, he does not rule out the possibility of the other party's anger at other stray cats. .

    Of course those people can't come to look for the cat's bad luck, but who makes the cat a vulnerable group? There is no legal protection, and when you lift your foot, you can kill it. probability.

      okay?"

    Gu Suri didn't say anything, he knew for a long time that cats and people are very different emotionally, it's useless to say more, so he just said that there may be many things that need everyone's help in the future.

    After saying this, the big orange cat felt that he understood: "It turns out that he bought the cat's heart in advance, old black, I can't see that your kid is quite ambitious."

    At this time, Gu Suri didn't understand what the big orange cat meant. The young boss reported an amount. He was busy counting money out of the plastic bag to pay the bill, and he ignored the past for a while. .

    Finding a place to solve his own ham sausage first, the big orange cat purred contentedly and rubbed Gu Suli, "Brother black, whatever you want, this cat will support you, Come on, let's find the other cats together."

    Gu Suri squinted at him: "If you support me, help me hold the bag for a while."

    The big orange cat said haha: "Of course you have to do this kind of thing yourself, brother black, and other cats will be moved. Meow."

    Moved? Dare to move!

    The two cats were murmuring and fighting, passing by the yard and alley in the middle, and they saw a white cat walking out with an old man in Tang suit. As soon as he saw the other party, Gu Suri thought of the embarrassing thing he saw when he rubbed his face under the wall last time, and couldn't help but stop. It just so happened that the white cat also turned his head to look over, and the green eyes met Gu Suli's embarrassed black eyes.

    The white cat's elegant claws are also stunned, and the whiskers are curled up. If the other party's cat face can't see the subtle emotions, Gu Suli would have thought that the other party wanted to laugh when he saw him.

    Gu Suri: "..."

    I was embarrassed, embarrassed and nervous, and suddenly remembered the whimsical conjecture that came to my mind when I first met the other party, Gu Suli thought about whether to take the opportunity to strike up a conversation, and then Just ask.

    If the other party is really a human change, it should not be deliberately concealed and disguised.

    After all, there seems to be nothing to hide and disguise, right? Could it be that one of his cats can report another cat?

    It seemed like a blink of an eye, but in fact it was a brainstorm. Who would have guessed that Gu Suli hadn't put it into action, and a whistle that could be called a greasy master suddenly sounded in his ear: "Hey~ hey beauty , go for a walk? Do you want uncle to accompany you? Uncle can **** the whole process, hehe~”

      I saw the big orange cat who had ridiculed the white cat before him for having a brain problem, and now his waist twisted, and he took a coquettish cross step with a beard and a smile on his face, posing to go to the white cat.

    —God knows how a cat whistle!

    —God knows how a cat can smile!

    —God knows a furry can be so oily! !

    Big fat orange! You really are such a cat!

    The white cat's raised whiskers drooped down, and the paused footsteps stepped forward again, but before leaving, he threw a contemptuous look, and then ran away proudly with his tail upright.

    Gu Suri, who deeply felt that he was implicated and despised by the big orange cat: QAQ

    Gu Suri didn't look up: "No, I was so embarrassed when I was performing live that I cut out three rooms and two halls."

    The author has this to say:

    Big Orange Cat: Is this embarrassing enough to dig the ground? Hey man, you're still too young! 【Old fritters spit smoke rings.jpg】

    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~

    I also thank the friends who worked hard to irrigate Gu Miaomiao and his wife, they are all old acquaintances. Thank you: