After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    When the man finally left the bedroom to move things next door, Gu Suli relaxed a little, but did not slip away directly, but chose to stay under the bed.

    From the outside, the other party seemed to have moved something onto the tricycle. Soon, the man came into the house from the yard with a cigarette in his mouth, fiddled in front of the window for a while, then wrote something and stuffed it into the drawer, turned around and took the wallet keys and other items from the bed, and left in a hurry.

    A minute later, there was the sound of the gate being opened from the yard, the sound of the tricycle starting to leave, and then the sound of the big iron gate being locked outside.

    Pricked her ears patiently for a while, and made sure that there was no more movement before Gu Suli got out from under the bed. I looked at the window first, and there was a surveillance camera on the iron railing of the window.

    It should be the one that can transmit the screen to the mobile phone in real time. In the past two years, many people in the countryside are worried about the elderly, so they will install this at home, and at night, it will be able to make it bright with a little movement Like a light bulb, it will follow people to turn.

    This is even more strange, I don't turn it on when I'm at home, and only turn it on when I leave home. It's not that this behavior is strange, but it is replaced by the behavior of ordinary people. Even if it is to save power, it will not be removed. At most, it is manually opened or closed after installation.

    It gave Gu Suli the feeling that the person using the monitor not only guarded against this thing, but also needed it to guard against something.

     But these are not the most important things to pay attention to.

    I don't know if she has become a cat, Gu Suli felt that her curiosity could not be satisfied, and her heart was like a cat scratching.

    —oh, of course, now he's a cat himself.

    Adhering to the cat-and-mao thinking of "I'll take a look", Gu Suri jumped to the table after making sure that the surveillance camera would not suddenly turn to the back of his head 180 degrees. In the drawer, I saw something that looked like a ledger.

    Fortunately, Gu Suri knew the words, tilted his head to identify it carefully, and suddenly found that things were not simple.

    I saw that what was recorded in the account book was that on a certain day of a certain year, a few plates of milk slices and a few packets of milk tea Heizhen were sent to a certain person. The name of the snack is fine, but is this man a retailer or a wholesaler?

    I haven't seen him open a shop in retail, and if you do wholesale, it's a few packs and several boards. Isn't this funny?

    Looking again, the amount is even more wrong.

    Who can sell a few hundred pieces of milk? Robbery!

    Jumped back to the bed and smelled the smell and pulled the thing out from under the pillow. At first glance, it was a common pressed candy at the snack stand near Yiban Elementary School, but the color was a bit strange, it was black of.

    Smell it again, and it makes my brain faint.

    "Ahhhh!" A big sneeze made the black-and-white cat stagger backwards, stepping on the debris on the bed and squatting.

    At the same time, the snot wet the nose, Gu Suli's mind flashed, and he suddenly recalled the photos he saw and heard in the safety lecture in middle school. past analysis.

    Dark brown, with a special odor, those who have not smelled it will sneeze...

    Gu Suri looked serious, shook his head, and leaned closer to sniff and analyze, the smell of honey and smoke was obvious, there should be a limewater smell because he never paid attention to it. Smell the lime water, not sure if the two taste the same.

    I stepped on it with my paws, and the "jelly beans" in the packaging plastic plate were indeed a little soft, and could be called "paste".

    At this time, when I recall the man who left just now, there is indeed a faint smell of milk on his body, which is in line with the smell of another product, but because the smell of milk was not special before, Gu Suri An arrogant and unreasonable big man who only secretly complained about the other party, actually still likes to eat dairy products.

    Whether she guessed wrong or not, and if there is a problem, call the police, and Gu Suli doesn't care if she gets her money back, she found a plastic bag of suitable size to put the board of "jelly beans" Covered tightly inside. Although the leaking smell still made his nose itchy, he couldn't help sneezing.

    There are surveillance probes outside, Gu Suli carefully slipped along the wall to the side of the fence, and jumped over the wall and ran out before the surveillance cameras found it.

    Outside the alley, other cats have left, only the big orange cat is still waiting. As soon as Gu Suli approached, the big orange cat stepped back with a wrinkled face, "What are you picking up! It smells so bad, meow!"

     Being looked at by the big orange cat with "I didn't expect you to be this kind of cat", Gu Suri was speechless, "It's not for food anyway!"

    The big orange cat rolled her eyes, nonsense! If you really eat this, I will break your friendship with you again if you catch a fish!

    The proud and noble orange cat will never associate with a cat with a stinky appetite!

    Gu Suri was too lazy to pay attention to it, and kept running forward, afraid of being caught by a man who might come back at any time, and asked the big orange cat: "Do you know where there is a police station?"

    The big orange cat was shocked, the big orange cat was confused, the big orange cat couldn't help but followed up with its paws: "Meow, are you going to the stinky police? I can tell you that this kind of thing will be caught I don't want to get up and feed the dog!"

    Gu Suri said no nonsense: "A ham, lead the way!"

    "Okay!" The big orange cat, who was just righteous, immediately turned into a dog leg and ran to the front to lead the way.

    After graduation, Xiao Zhao, who was transferred to Jiangcheng, a remote town in the southwest, slowly adapted to the slow-paced life, and the enthusiasm when he was still in school was also shortened day by day. The trivial case is almost ground up.

    This afternoon, most of the people who stayed in the police station fell into a drowsy state, so they either found a corner to take a nap, or lazily fished. Xiao Zhao belongs to the latter group, sitting in his office to read anecdotes on the Internet.

    #Working Meow#

    #cat robbing criminal#

    These two topics are unique among the hot search topics. Seeing Xiao Zhao Zhile, he couldn't help but say to his colleagues next to him: "It's hard to be a cat these days! Look, I was kicked out by my master to work, and then I was robbed! Hahahaha..."

    The colleague leaned on the chair and dozed off, Wen Yan narrowed his eyes and glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, then glanced towards the door, rubbed his eyes, yawned vaguely Q: "Oh, it was robbed, did it come to report the crime?"

    Xiao Zhao burst out laughing like a fart, laughing loudly, and slapped his colleague on the shoulder: "Okay, Orange, I'll be joking!" God knows that this colleague is usually muffled Say, how taciturn.

    The colleague named Chengzi was slapped and drowsy, and finally he was no longer confused. He stood up and sorted out his police uniform, restored his serious face, and looked at the man who was already carrying something in his mouth. The black-and-white cat who came from his side said to Xiao Zhao: "Don't make trouble, it's not a joke, the victim cat really came to report the crime."

    The victim cat didn't really come to report the crime. The thing that was brought in made a little policeman like Xiao Zhao puzzled at first, but in the end they did it, even if they weren't from the arrest team, He also quickly understood what the victim cat, who had become a local net red cat in Jiangcheng in the past two days, came to mean what it meant.

    This afternoon, the Jiangcheng Tuchengmen Police Station, a small place that usually needs to be dealt with at most a little fight, was fried.

    "A cat really came to report the crime?"

    "The cat that was robbed has become popular on the Internet, but how does the cat identify the suspect?"

     "Someone knows that we have a report cat here. Many people outside are watching the fun. My partner even called to ask..."

    "Shh, this is a bit tricky, didn't you see that we don't have any definite news? It seems that the cat brought something in, and the director was alarmed... ."

    Except for Xiao Zhao and Chengzi, who were just beginning to contact the reporting cat, everyone else was at a loss. They only vaguely heard the anecdote that a cat came to report the crime. Later, it was regarded as a rumor that did not know how to spread it.

    In places that these people don't know, Gu Suri performed hard all the time, and was finally entrusted with the important task of leading the way at the urgent moment because the smuggling dog had not yet been applied for.

    Changed into casual clothes, and Xiao Zhao, who was in charge of pretending to be the owner of a black and white cat, is still dizzy. He doesn't understand how the leaders above believe that a cat can understand human words.

    But the truth is, this cat can really understand human speech. Not only can I understand, but it seems to be a little too clever.

    For example, when they were near the alley, the cat would push his legs to signal him to stand by, and ran to the front to climb the tree and climb over the wall, and then ran back after confirming the situation , tell Xiao Zhao with a vivid performance: There is a person in the yard.

    Gu Suli, who stood up and performed "rolling up your sleeves and smoking" with her claws, was so tired that she stuck out her tongue. After confirming again and again that the little policeman who came over understood it, she was relieved.

    "Team Zhang, the cat said there was a man in the yard."

    Xiao Zhao glanced at the black and white cat lying on his shoulders, who was sticking out his tongue and dog, and pulled the horn to report the situation to the rest of the police team hiding nearby.

    Jiangcheng is a small place. The usual job of the anti-du team is to check the vehicles passing by at the highway intersection, but it is an inspection. In fact, the inspection is not careful. As for the reason, everyone basically knows bright.

    One is the lack of equipment, and the other is that Jiangcheng is not a hard-hit area. Over the years, everyone's vigilance has been slack.

    This kind of slack is from top to bottom, so it has caused the sudden incident, and the team is seriously lacking. The du team simply requisitioned the two of them temporarily.

    This improvised anti-duper team has professionals, police station interns, and a cat. It's a joke.

    As the captain of this "children's play" team, Team Zhang was very serious and cautious. After receiving Xiao Zhao's report, he sent a shy team member to walk close to the target courtyard.

    When everything was arranged, Gu Suri was sent to Team Zhang. A black-faced man in Team Zhang squatted down, looked at the black-and-white cat seriously in front of him, and asked, "Little cat, are you sure you found it here? Are there other goods in it?"

    The picture is very funny, but everyone is serious, making Gu Suli unable to pretend to be confused. When everyone saw the black and white cat squatting across from Team Zhang, he nodded solemnly, his big round eyes revealing emotions that were different from other animals.

    If it weren't for the bright sky and daylight, everyone would think that it was not a cat but a man who appeared in front of them.

    For some reason, I was secretly muttering in my heart that the person who was worried about making an oolong was watched by the black and white cat's swarthy cat's eyes, but suddenly he became more at ease, restrained his thoughts and invigorated his spirit, and did Well prepared to go all out for the upcoming arrests.

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