After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    Whether it’s for the sake of the fish or if it really keeps its promises, the big orange cat really takes revenge for his brother in mind after eating and drinking, and doesn’t even sleep in the afternoon nap Now, take Gu Suli to "Shake the Cat".

    In the afternoon of spring blossoms, in a secluded alley, a few miscellaneous cats were rummaging for food in the garbage. At this time, a fat orange cat walked in from the alley and meowed a few times at a few miscellaneous cats: "Cat strips, canned food! Don't turn over the trash can! Big brother will take you to eat fish!"

    When they heard about eating fish, the miscellaneous cats in the garbage pile pricked up their ears and turned their heads...

    This afternoon, there was another group of sharing videos about stray cats on the same city website in Jiangcheng. The background of the video is the wishing pond in the southeast corner of Zijin Park in this city. More than a dozen cats raised their heads and looked up. Surrounded by the wishing pond, they squatted obediently, a black and white cat was catching fish vigorously in the water, and a chubby big orange cat on the shore was responsible for coordinating.

    It's weird to say, the black and white cat in the water caught the fish and threw the fish ashore without hesitation, while the big orange cat on the shore licked a fish and gave it to others Cats are quite the visual sense of human kindergarten children sitting in rows and sharing snacks.

    The netizens who were watching the video laughed and joked that the park ranger was coming to catch the cats. At the end of the video, a park ranger in uniform trotted over, and then the group of cats seemed to be early. As if prepared, they picked up their respective fish and quickly retreated. In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen cats disappeared without a trace.

    [Comment]

    "Are these cats having a wild dinner? It's so funny hahaha."

    "Speaking of which, has Jiangcheng's ecology recovered to the level of outstanding people? The cats are about to become fine!"

    "The old man pinched his fingers, these cats are going to make trouble, look at the serious atmosphere of fish distribution, and look at the mobilization meal before the big event [Thinking.jpg]"

    "The black cat sheriff is really loyal. After finding a good place, not only did he catch fish himself, but he also shared it with his brothers [laughs.jpg]"

    "Black Cat Sheriff: Don't ask, you're buying the cat's heart to conspire [bad laugh.jpg]"

    "Fish: What did I do wrong again? [smile.jpg]"

    Not long after, another video taken by a netizen in another part of Jiangcheng further confirmed the conjecture that the cats are really going to do something big. In the video, the dozen or so cats who had gathered at the dinner party held their heads high and their eyes were sharp and vigorous. Under the leadership of the big orange cat and the black and white cat, they trotted forward with a clear goal.

    What's even more funny is that in the video, there happened to be a Erha on the corner of the street. When he saw the first cat running out of the corner, Erha was quite excited. Who knows that soon a second cat and a third cat will be abducted...

    Looking at it later, good guy, there are so many cats! Also murderous! Immediately, he shrank his tail on the side of the road and didn't dare to move. Even Erha's owner expressed that he felt murderous in these cats!

    Gu Suri, who was concentrating on discussing with the big orange cat how to take revenge, did not notice the people or dogs on the side of the road, and brought a group of cats that ate his fish and temporarily became his thugs to the robbers After the residence is near, let the other cats hide first, and go to the front to investigate the enemy.

      The house inside has not yet started, presumably the compensation has not yet been negotiated.

    As a result, these houses were rented out by the landlord without a formal lease contract, and the tenants may be expelled at any time after the compensation is negotiated. Therefore, the tenants who live here are quite mixed.

    The robber rented a dilapidated small courtyard. It is said that this kind of person is too low to rob the cat, and should be so poor, but the other party rented a small courtyard alone Son.

    —Even if this small courtyard is dilapidated and cramped, other similar courtyards have several tenants.

    When Gu Suri followed him all the way, he felt a little strange, but he didn't think much about it. Now that he wants to come to live alone, it is quite convenient for him to take revenge.

    The black and white cat carefully followed a crooked neck mulberry tree outside the yard to the top of the wall. The top of the wall was glass **** inserted vertically on the concrete, but due to disrepair, many places have been polished.

    First hide in the canopy and look inside. I don’t know if Gu Suli is lucky. The robber happened to be at home and didn’t go out, and he was in the hall with his pants pockets on the phone. Gu Suri subconsciously raised his ears and listened. The distance was a bit far, and the other party deliberately lowered his voice, and only vaguely heard a few words such as "arrival" and "delivery". Is this person still a delivery driver?

    But this has nothing to do with his cat, so Gu Suri didn't care, and focused on observing to make sure that there was no one else in the yard, and there was no watchdog, so he was relieved to take advantage of the other party's back. When facing the outside, he jumped on the wall and jumped down, and got under the electric tricycle under the courtyard wall in time when the other party turned around.

    Tricycle is a common vehicle for soliciting passengers in the streets and alleys of Jiangcheng. It was rectified once in the past two years, but it was quickly revived and continued to solicit passengers and rent out in the streets and alleys of Jiangcheng. car business.

    This tricycle looks a little old, and you can see that it has been used for many years at a glance.

    Gu Suri thought about it for a while: So this guy still drives a tricycle to pull people?

    This idea was quickly forgotten, he stared at the person inside from the gap of the wheel, waited for the other person to make a phone call and turned into the room next to the main room, knowing that this was a good opportunity, and immediately ran to The courtyard gate quickly determined the situation behind the door.

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    It is a little difficult to open the latch, but fortunately, Gu Suli is not a real cat. After a lot of tossing, she finally used her teeth and claws to successfully open the latch.

    After getting out through the crack of the door, Gu Suli ran to the corner to meet the other cats, and soon a group of cats jumped up the courtyard wall and barked at it.

    Suddenly, a group of sharp cat meows rang out, and the man who had just hung up the phone and was ready to go about his business was startled, thinking that something was going on outside, and hurriedly put on a stick and ran out. When he saw several cats fighting on the wall, the man breathed a sigh of relief and spit on the ground to frighten the cats: "A bunch of beasts, get out!"

      Cat gang fight.

    The man was depressed: "What the **** is going on in a group fight?"

    He naturally didn't think that there were familiar cats in this group of cats. After all, there are not many black and white cats. In the group of cats that were shaken today, there are still two with Gu Suli. Similar, but the hair is not as smooth and distinct as his.

    "Go! Go! Go!"

    "Get out!"

    "It's bad luck!"

    Before the man could react, all the cats who had been playing lively just now rushed up, hugging their heads and kicking them with their hind legs on the man's head, their front paws hitting their faces As soon as he scratched it, he withdrew immediately, regardless of whether he succeeded or not. Another one who fluttered his arm and fluttered his thigh. In the blink of an eye, the man was covered with cats.

    And these cats, without exception, are all scratching and biting at the man.

    The attack speed was fast, and the retreat speed was also fast. When the man was struggling in the sudden pain, waving his stick and furious, the group of cats had already slipped through the crack of the door that never opened. ran away.

    “???”

    "He's on! Fuck! You're on!"

    I'm so angry I can't scold!

    The man was in pain and anger, his eyes were bloodshot, his nose was rapidly expanding and his face was flushed, and he chased out without even thinking about pulling the chain off.

    Gu Suli, who got into the house in advance while taking advantage of the chaos, took a careful look out and determined that the man was still scolding outside, and quickly rummaged in the house.

    The great revenge will be repaid, and the money will be recovered as soon as it can be recovered.

    —At this point, you can see that the money was snatched from his basin and stuffed into his pants pocket!

    Gu Suri looked angry, but time was running out. He immediately found a small plastic bag next to him, stuffed all the money in it, then closed the plastic bag, turned his head and jumped with it in his mouth Get out of bed and run.

    However, just as he turned around and pouted his **** to jump, he suddenly smelled a strange smell, a little sweet, with a stinky smell of smoke, and at the same time some kind of smell was pungent to him Itchy nose.

    With such an interruption, Gu Suli heard footsteps outside the door when he was about to pick up the money and run away. At this time, if he runs out again, he will definitely be seen by a man, and then he will remember which cat he is.

    The reason why everyone cooperated in the group play was to make men not think about the morning. At this moment, Gu Suri naturally didn’t dare to go for a walk in front of men. He didn’t have time to think about it. He turned his head and got under the bed.

    He looked at it when he came in just now, and found that the bottom of the bed was stuffed with all kinds of debris, and a cat who hid in it would not be found.

    Just after hiding, the man came in. Hearing heavy footsteps, it seemed that he didn't catch up with the cat, and he had nowhere to vent his anger.

    Gu Suri pursed her ears and hid more carefully.

    "Horse! These dead cats! The next time I see you, the labor and management won't kill you! Hiss—"

    The man took off his clothes with one hand, stood by the window and looked at the injuries on his body in the light of the outside, and the blood marks made the man angry, but he had nowhere to vent, only can hold back.

    These injuries are not serious, but thinking of the group of dead cats, the man touched it with his hand, hesitating whether he should go to the hospital for a rabies vaccine. When he turned around and saw money scattered on the ground, the man wondered, "Why did it fall to the ground?"

    But there was no one else in the yard, the man just thought it was him who didn't pay attention when he took it down. Just as he was about to bend over to pick it up, the phone rang again, the man didn't hesitate to give up picking up the money, Get on the phone immediately.

    "Well, well, it's fine here, there's not even a dog, take the national road around the village, there's Lao Qian there, well, I see, this group of dead people... "

    Gu Suli shook the tip of her ears, thanks to the animal's keen hearing, this time, because of the distance, he was in the same room, and he heard the content of the phone.

    There are no sensitive words, they are all milk tablets, jelly beans, etc., all of which are small snacks for children, but they can be matched with other content in the conversation between the two, why is it so strange?

    The author has this to say:

    Suddenly I feel that this chapter can be called "the years I spent in cat society" Meow?

    Because it is a manuscript, it has been written later, so the thank you list is a little late, I will try to post the list displayed in the later manuscript to the front to thank you, in short, thank you all Love the support and company :)

    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~