After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

      The working day is also deserted.

    With the development of information on the Internet, even old men and women in their 70s and 80s know the news of "beggars who drive luxury cars", so they are very concerned about all kinds of "literary and art workers" who appear on the street from time to time. Not very cold.

    Seeing that there were not many people on the street, the melancholy young man at the stall next door simply sat on the flower bed and played with his mobile phone, while Gu Suli worked hard to solicit customers.

    Face Charity Dressed and stylish old aunt, pull!

    The black and white cat with the sign in his mouth is a person standing with a fist and making a "Gong Xi Fa Cai" shape, and by the way, he goes around in circles.

    "Wow, which cat is this, so cute! Come on, mother-in-law and kiss one!"

    A young man with glasses and a backpack with a bookish face, pull!

    The black-and-white cat put the sign on the ground, tugged at the man's trousers, and when he looked down, he stared at him with round black eyes, and then softly barked One sound: "Meow~"

    The old man who came out to bask in the sun with a cane, the elder sister who came out to run with a ponytail, the young mother who came out with a child for a walk...

    As long as there is hope to become a customer, Gu Suri will try his best to fight for it. Although the success rate is not 100%, six out of ten people will happily squat down and take care of his business. Even if the cat is not very cold to such a creature, seeing such a smart and spiritual cat, he doesn't mind giving a gentle smile and throwing a few bucks into his basin.

    Seeing that it will be noon soon, although there will be more people by then, Gu Suli is not going to continue. More people, more money, but also means more risk.

    After all, he is not a person protected by law now, but a cat who may even be forcibly taken away at any time.

    Looking at the money in the pot, Gu Suri hung the sign around his neck again, and then walked with the pot in his mouth to leave. At this moment, his entire cat was wrapped in a shadow , At the same time, a hand also stretched out, and before he could react in time, he grabbed the banknotes in the basin.

    Gu Suri: "???" Meow Meow Meow?

    The mouth loosened, the basin fell to the ground, and the man who took the money from his basin was wearing a black sweater with the sweater hat buttoned on his head and a black mask on his face. Putting the money in his pocket, he looked around cautiously.

    Gu Suri: "..."

    I'll play you jungler! !

    For the first time in her life, it was so hot, Gu Suri's whole cat was so angry that blood went straight to the top of her head, and she gave a heart-rending "meow!" body flutter.

    The young man was also startled, turned around and raised his hand, and the cat that fluttered in the air was thrown to the ground by one arm.

    Gu Suli just wanted to look good on this shameless person, and regardless of the pain, he got up and went to bite. But how could a cat beat a person, the other party raised his foot and kicked him with anger, Gu Suli dodged in embarrassment.

    A dog might be a little more deterrent, but a cat? The man chased after him fiercely and wanted to step on the cat. Gu Suri rolled around to avoid it. Seeing that he was robbed of money, not to mention being beaten up, he felt so uncomfortable that he wanted to cry.

    It was the melancholy young man next to him who stood up: "Hey! You, you even rob the cat's money! He even beats the cat! The owner of the house is filming a video, and you have already been arrested. Shot in!"

    The melancholy young man squatted down to see if the cat was injured. Seeing that the cat stood up by itself, it seemed that there was no problem, so he could not help sighing: "Why didn't your master come out? !"

    Even if it's not his own cat, he looks angry!

    Gu Suli was frustrated and uncomfortable, she only rubbed the depressed young man to express her gratitude, and then walked back dejectedly. The cardboard shell brand on his neck has been damaged in the escape just now, and the basin is buckled upside down. Poke it open with a paw, and there is still a handful of coins in it.

    Fortunately, all the men seized at that time were banknotes, and these coins could be more than twenty dollars.

    He tried to comfort himself with these words.

    But the beard around his mouth was still drooping, revealing his mood at this moment.

    The melancholy young man looked uncomfortable, thought about it, and took out his wallet from his trouser pocket, wanting to draw a pink bill, but hesitated after half drawing it, pressed it back, and drew it again Zhang Lan Green Banknote walked over and put it into the cat's basin: "Don't be sad."

      Maybe the cat won't be able to bring money home and be beaten.

    Anyway, he can feed the whole family and not be hungry. For fifty dollars, he only eats three days of lunch!

    Gu Suri raised her head and glanced at the melancholy youth, a little moved, but she still took the money out and trotted to the youth's stall, and put the money back into the guitar that the other party used to hold the money in the box.

    The melancholy youth was happy: "Hey, did you give me a reward for listening to me sing?"

    After being interrupted like this by the other party, Gu Suri himself is not a **** person, so he cheered up a little, stood up and hugged the other party's leg with his front paws, then turned around, picked up the basin and ran with his tail hanging down gone.

    The melancholy young man watched the cat disappear around the corner, sighed, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the fifty dollars in the guitar case, and then posted the incident on the Internet in outrage .

      After taking a scarf, the cat tried to solicit customers all morning...]

    Today's scarf, a piece of news about working meow quietly appeared. At the beginning, it was only hotly discussed in [Jiangcheng Tongcheng·Nearby], but as the popularity increased, the scarfs of the whole network also began to appear.

    There are more and more comments under the latest two scarves of street singer Ah Yu.

    Under the first article, there are mostly discussions about this kind of part-time worker.

      [Naughty.jpg]”

    "I saw someone post this street meow before, is it true? Isn't it posing?"

    “Is it another internet celebrity cat? Now the routine is getting deeper and deeper [smoking.jpg]”

    "The posing is also very good, isn't it? Look at the pictures and cats are not afraid of people, but these aunties are so enthusiastic, the hairy children's faces are squeezed out of shape haha~"

    "This cat is a little familiar, but this color is quite common, and there are many in the local cat."

    “What happened to the earth cat? The earth cat is much smarter than the pet cat, right? See that this cat can take the initiative to attract business, like our Chinese pastoral cat [Like.jpg]”

    "A native of Jiangcheng, this cat seems to be the cat that was posted by netizens yesterday and said that he was fishing for coins at the Wishing Pond in Zijin Park."

    "Wow, I fished for coins from the Wishing Pool yesterday, and I went to work on the street today. Should I go shopping in the supermarket tomorrow? Bar!"

    "He's sour, he's sour [funny.jpg]"

     "Don't tell me, yesterday I saw a cat in the circle of my old classmates and friends who went into the supermarket to buy things. The coat seems to be very similar to this one."

    Under the second blog post, it is more of an indignant crusade against "cat snatchers".

    "Digger, I thought I was the only one who was wicked, but I didn't expect there were people who were more wicked than me [pick nose.jpg]"

    “It’s not called robbery to rob a cat? Here should be @江城官网!![Fire.jpg][Fire.jpg]”

    "The grandmother who really eats the grain is drinking porridge, she is toothless! One of the nine rollers is broken, and eight rollers!"

    "The poor cat [tears.jpg][tears.jpg] Ah Yu, can you help find the cat? I am willing to give a reward to comfort the cat."

    "Didn't the blogger take a picture of the robber? Help the poor cat call the police horn!"

    It is impossible to call the police, and if you call the police, you don’t know whether the police came to catch the cat robber or the unlicensed cat.

    It took only two days to dress as a cat and was robbed twice by cats and people. Gu Suri endured the uncomfortable feeling and followed the guy just now for a while, and waited for the other party's residence to be determined. Only let the uncomfortable emotions spread.

    The bad emotions must be released in time. After the release, it is a reflection and summary of the lessons learned. In fact, thinking about it now, it is fortunate that the robber didn't think about taking him away, otherwise he would have robbed him. He can't do anything about it. After being robbed, he must be forced to show his intelligence and talents every day to make money.

    After comforting herself like this, Gu Suli put the remaining coins in a plastic bag and went to the big orange cat with the bag in her mouth.

    The big orange cat is still in the old location. After going to the community to eat free cat food, he went to the wishing lake in the park to bask in the sun and sleep late. When he saw Gu Suli coming over, the big orange cat was refreshed. When he didn't sleep, he jumped up and greeted the black and white cats enthusiastically, "Brother Black, you are here! I thought you moved, I really want to kill me meow!"

    Gu Suri rolled her eyes, believing in you, she didn't ask him why he didn't go back to sleep last night, it's obvious that everyone gets along like this.

    However, he did not reject the big orange cat's enthusiasm, he put down the plastic bag and shook his hair, and jumped to the big rock on which the big orange cat was lying just now to clean up his hair: "I'll temporarily follow a The kind uncle lives together."

    Don't say it, no wonder the big orange cat chooses this big rock to sleep in every time he comes here, and the rock is warm after the sun is shining, which is the right place to spread cat cakes.

    The big orange cat sees that his little friend wants to go into the water to catch fish, and he has no intention of catching fish at all, so he turns around in a hurry, "Da Hei, are you hungry? Don't you want to catch a few fish in the afternoon? "

    I came out for a long time and ate a small bowl of noodles in the morning. Of course I was hungry, but Gu Suli did not immediately satisfy the wish of the big orange cat, but said that she was robbed of money just now : "I followed him all the way and didn't find a chance to get the money back. I wanted to take revenge, but I couldn't beat him. Now I'm so angry that I'm in the mood to eat lunch."

    The black and white cat was lying on the stone like an eggplant beaten by frost, and its eyelids were drooping weakly, and the whole cat looked extremely lost.

      revenge!"

    The black and white cat twitched its triangular ears and looked at it suspiciously: "Really?"

    The big orange cat patted his chest with his paws: "Who am I, you don't know yet? Don't worry! It must have beaten that human ass!"

    After getting the promise she wanted, Gu Suri jumped up and shook her fur: "Then I'm willing to give everyone the hard work for catching fish."

    That's all it takes.

    The big orange cat was still a little guilty and calmed down, urging Gu Suri to fill his belly first: "Only enough food and drink can I have the strength to seek revenge for the bad guy!"

    Of course, Gu Suri can also ask other cats to help with fish as payment, but he is more suspicious that those cats will rob him first than agreeing to help. It's not the same with the old fritters big orange cat. This cat has a certain friendship with him, and is a little smart and knows "sustainable development".

    But it is precisely because this guy is a little smart that Gu Suri dare not say the words to ask the other party to help, and now it is just right.

    The author has this to say:

    Some swear words in the text are not typos, but they are afraid of another kind of harmony. Don't follow the swear words.

    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~