After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

    Gu Suri still doesn't know about Lao Liu's situation, just assumes that the other party has been living here all the time. After a comfortable night's sleep in the shack, he woke up the next morning and ate a small bowl of noodles with diced ham sausage. Gu Suri silently decided to settle down with Lao Liu first.

    The reason is complicated and complicated, and the simple is simple.

    Learning the lesson of being robbed by cats before, Gu Suli thought about it, if she wants to find a place to settle down, she must first ensure that other animals are not easy to come and go in the "home".

      canteen.

    First, dogs cannot climb and jump, so the home should be placed in a relatively high place, which can also prevent some other small animals.

    Second, it is best to have a "door" in this home that requires a certain amount of wisdom to open, and the space that needs to be arranged should not be too large, otherwise it will be too difficult for his cat.

    After thinking about it, such a place is too hard to find. Last night, Lao Liu left him here to sleep. When he woke up, Gu Suri suddenly found that it was the best place to temporarily put his home here. suitable.

    Old Liu Xinshan is willing to cook a cat meal for him, but will not control him and pay too much attention to his behavior. And with Lao Liu around, other cats and dogs would not dare to approach.

    What's more comfortable is that although the shack built by Lao Liu is simple, it has soft bedding inside, which can protect both wind and rain, which is comparable to the concrete drainage pipe of the abandoned construction site where Gu Suli slept before. Much more comfortable.

    —Although the drain pipe is not afraid of rain, the wind on both ends is enough to make the cat uncomfortable.

    The most important thing is that Lao Liu doesn't mind him staying.

    "My surname is Liu, my name is Liu Jiaquan, and I don't know your name. Although I don't know how long I can stay here, as long as I'm here, you can come as long as you want. The nest was still there last night. keep it for you."

    After a pause, Lao Liu laughed and said, "When I leave later, I will keep this shack for you!"

    When the time comes, he will write a note to let other homeless homeless people not occupy this nest.

    Of course, the possibility of other homeless people choosing here is very low. Jiangcheng is only a small town, and the foreign population is not much, even the homeless know that it is easier to wander in a big city Eat a meal.

    Also, Lao Liu is looking for children. He goes wherever he is in the country.

    Lao Liu didn't delay after having breakfast, and soon pulled his snakeskin bag out as usual. Because there was an extra cat, Lao Liu also deliberately broke a hole at the door of the shack, which was regarded as an entrance and exit reserved for cats.

      , popped out the nails and grabbed two holes in it, and tied it with a rope, and then he tilted his head and held a pen to write on it.

    Because he used his mouth and tilted his head to look at the paper shell, Gu Suri first tried to gesture on other paper shells before he wrote two lines on the rope paper shell crookedly : Touch 1 yuan, designated talent show 5 yuan.

    After thinking about it, I added a slightly smaller word below: I don’t sell my body, thank you for joining =v=

     Throwing away the pen and looking left and right, the more she looked, the more ashamed she became, Gu Suli almost gave up. But thinking about how poor and poor I am now, I can't live and eat for free here with Uncle Liu, and comfort myself: anyway, I am a cat now, and no one knows me, so I don't mean losing face.

    In this way, Gu Suri closed her eyes and hung her paper shell around her neck. She rummaged near Uncle Liu's shack and found a broken plastic Here comes the bowl, this is the broken bowl to beg for money!

     Of course, you can't forget to bring plastic bags. Although it was the first time to sell street art to make a living, Gu Suli still knew that the large amount of money had to be collected in time.

    But he's just a cat now, he doesn't even have a bag, so he can only make do with it today. Besides, he wasn't sure whether his method was reliable or not, so Gu Suli embarked on the road of street performance with an uneasy cat's heart, a sign and a broken bowl in his mouth.

    On the way, Gu Suri thought about where he should "set up a stall", which is definitely not acceptable near the school. Spend money on street cats that can't play and can't eat.

    It is best to be in a place where there are many young people, young people spend a lot of money and are more willing to try new things.

    In the end, Gu Suli chose a nearby commercial street.

    When I got there, I looked left and right, very good, there was a melancholy young man playing guitar and singing. It was the first time to do this kind of thing, and there was a "peer" next to him, which gave Gu Maomao a little comfort, at least it proved that there would be no urban management in this street to drive people away.

    —Even if they were to be expelled, the first target of the urban management would be to sell young people, and he would still have a chance to run away.

    Yes, he is so "realistic" when he is a cat.

      After walking a few steps here, I bent down and looked at it: "1 yuan for touch, 5 yuan for a designated talent show, not showing off... Hey, kitten, where is your master?"

    He leaned closer, squatted down and stretched out his hand, wanting to do something to Gu Maomao, "Where is the camera? Or is it a pinhole?"

    Gu Suli hurriedly jumped to avoid.

    The melancholy young man didn't care if he touched it or not, so he saw something rare, smiled and took out his mobile phone and took a few pictures of the cat, then walked back and concentrated on editing his scarf: I found it on the street today Inspiration, I came across the retired black cat sheriff, I felt cute, and shared it with everyone [smile.jpg][picture][picture][picture].

    The melancholy youth clicked on the picture and took a serious look.

    The cat in the picture has big and round eyes, with enlarged black pupils, staring at the camera, looking cute and cute.

    The second photo shows the cat looking slightly away from the camera, looking back at the camera sideways, black vest, white gloves, white boots, black face, white beard, **** eyes, a gentleman cat The appearance is both dignified and well-behaved.

    The third photo was taken by the melancholy young man at the beginning. At that time, the cat hadn’t reacted yet. , and in front of him was a plastic bowl with a few mouths missing from the edge, and the stall was set up in a decent manner.

    The melancholy youth felt that the three photos were all good, and deliberately adjusted his own reflection on the ground to make sure that whether it was the hand he stretched out to touch the cat or the figure that was printed on the ground by the rising sun, both After it was perfect, I happily clicked send.

      Three or two, I put on the label of cute cats today, and they got dozens of comments in less than ten minutes.

    The reviews are still positive.

    This made the melancholy young man intrigued, and he was not busy singing, and simply sat by the flower bed and lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.

    The other side.

    Without the harassment of "peers", Gu Suri took off the sign around his neck and put it in his mouth, but his sense of presence was too low, and the people passing by at this time were basically not looking at their mobile phones He just walked forward with his head held high, and few people could look down to notice the existence of a cat.

    Watching passers-by come and go, Gu Suli knew that if this continued, she might have to go home empty-handed today. Taking a deep breath, he slowly exhaled the turbid air, his courage stretched and his skin tightened. Gu Suri, relying on his hairiness now, was not afraid of losing face, and looked at passers-by seriously with his head held high.

    When another pair of beautiful sisters passed by him, he finally gathered up the courage to trot with the sign in his mouth and stopped them.

    The two young girls didn't expect a black cloud to suddenly appear in front of them. The two looked at each other, and both saw surprise in each other's eyes.

    Girl A exclaimed: "Why is there a cat?"

    Girl B covered her lips with her mobile phone and squatted down with a smile: "Will we meet the legendary Pengci cat?"

    It would be great! Although they have to worry about the burden that raising cats and cats will bring to them, they can think that they will be able to have cats to **** in the future, and no matter how big the difficulty is, they will not be able to resist the temptation of furry.

    The two girls squatted down and wanted to reach out and touch the cat. However, the porcelain-touching cat jumped back vigilantly to avoid it, raised its head by the way, and tried to show the two girls the cardboard shell in its mouth.

    "Touch 1 yuan..." Girl A read it out, she immediately understood what was going on, and couldn't help but chuckle, "So this is a working meow. "

    Girl B also found it funny, turned her head to look around, there was only a street singer, and the other party was also looking curiously here, not like the owner of the cat.

    It seems that the cat owner is shooting in the dark.

    There are a lot of short videos of this kind on the Internet, and they are not surprised.

    The two girls didn't want to force the cat, they didn't have that bad intention, and they were embarrassed to let their indecent behavior be photographed, so the two turned over themselves I finally found some cash in the corner of my wallet.

    "Maomao, next time, let your master remember to get you a QR code for payment, otherwise everyone will not carry cash on them now!"

    Girl A put five dollars into the cat bowl, and didn't specify a talent show, just took a few mouthfuls while holding the cat. Girl B only found two 50-cent steel rods. She had no choice but to slow down and slap the cat from the head to the tail.

    I didn't see the cat's owner until they finished the action, and the two girls didn't have time to delay any further. They smiled and waved to the part-time worker and got up and left.

    Although he got a good start, Gu Suli still had the awkward feeling of taking advantage of a girl, or being taken advantage of by a girl.

    But when she turned her head to look at the extra six dollars in the bowl, Gu Suli regained her strength and decided to continue promoting herself like this.

    The author has this to say:

    The black cat sheriff is a black coat, a white shirt, and white gloves and white boots. I don’t know if there are any friends who have not seen this old cartoon. Here is an explanation.

    PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~