American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"What a pity."

Chuck shook his head: "You could have provided some cheer to the crime scene."

"I don't have the ability."

Chandler laughed at himself: "And he will be beaten, right?"

"Um."

Chuck nodded.

"..."

Chandler was already frightened, but when he heard Chuck nodding so calmly, the last trace of his desire to try was completely extinguished.

"Then you still let me go?"

"You asked for it yourself."

"That's one of the thrills you need," Chuck said.

"Does it count if you hit yourself?"

Chandler laughed to himself as he touched his face where he felt pain again.

"Are you feeling the excitement?"

Chuck didn't answer the question.

"...It's quite exciting."

Chandler's mouth twitched.

"That counts."

Chuck nodded: "The most important thing is to be happy."

"..."

Chandler complained speechlessly, which eye of yours looks happy to me?

"Don't be ridiculous."

Monica interrupted the cross talk between the two and looked at Chuck with concern: "If you mess with that Gambino family, nothing will happen, right?"

"Won't."

Chuck shook his head: "This time the IRS is handling the case. As long as the money is made up and someone is found to take the blame, the big thing will be reduced to a trivial matter in the end."

"How could this be?"

Ross couldn't stand it, looked at Chuck with side eyes and shouted: "It's just too dark."

"It's the same everywhere."

Chuck said calmly: "If this is a serious case, not only the money is collected, but all the people involved are sentenced in accordance with the law, then it won't be so smooth next time, and the people under investigation will fight to the death. Not only will there be a lot of human losses, but the most important thing is that it will be difficult to collect that huge amount of tax money.”

"So the IRS bullies the weak and fears the strong?"

Phoebe, a street eldest sister who has a congenital resistance to large private companies, complained: "I hit ordinary people hard, but I'm submissive to the rich, even those in the underworld."

"It makes money, it's not shabby."

Chuck did not deny this objective law and used another objective law to explain it.

"Shameful!"

Phoebe looked disgusted: "Disgusting!"

"I heard from Monica that you are mainly working as a personal masseur now. You have a group of regular clients, but they are not very stable?"

Chuck looked at her.

"Monica told you?"

Phoebe's mind has always been very clear. When she heard this, she said with a smile: "You still thought of me afterward~"

"Phoebe!"

Monica has a black hair.

"Now if a large chain massage parlor wants to recruit you, you will have a high income, various insurances and benefits, and it will be very stable."

Chuck said, "Would you refuse to accept it because it's shabby?"

"certainly!"

Phoebe said categorically: "I, Phoebe Buffay, even if I starve to death, will never work for such a large private company that eats people without spitting out their bones and does not treat people as human beings!"

"Good ambition!"

Rachel clapped her hands and applauded, her eyes moved, and she was proud to have such a strong and strong friend.

"It smells so good."

Chuck nodded.

If he hadn't watched Friends in his previous life and knew that Phoebe would actually face this choice in the future, it would be so sweet. At this moment, even with his eight-fold lens, he couldn't tell that what Phoebe said was a lie. .

Either Phoebe is a sociopath.

Either Phoebe is a movie queen's movie queen.

Either that's what Phoebe really felt.

"What smells so good?"

Rachel asked curiously.

"There is a saying in the East that living with kind people is like entering a house of orchids and smelling the true fragrance."

Chuck said seriously: "Phoebe is a rare kind person who doesn't give in to money and doesn't live in poverty just to make money."

"There are such wonderful sayings in the East."

Phoebe beamed: "That's really good. It seems that besides romantic French, I should also try to learn another foreign language."

"..."

Monica rolled her eyes and thought to herself: "Do you know how to appreciate the beauty of the East? You obviously just like Chuck to praise you. Really, Chuck has never said that about me."

"Don't be happy so early."

Chandler scoffed: "I always feel like this is not a serious compliment."

"You're jealous."

Phoebe smiled and said: "You are different from me. You gave up your dreams and succumbed to large private companies. It is true that you make more money, have better benefits, and are very stable, but you are also completely restricted. From the beginning, you only have this unearned job." Use the job you like as a springboard, and you will soon get rid of it and go to the career you really want to do. But now you have been working there for more than four years, and you have gradually forgotten your original plan. This is a large private enterprise. Imprisonment and alienation of people, but you still know jealousy, which means that you have not been completely alienated, and you still know in your heart that I am really delicious."

"..."

The corner of Chandler's mouth twitched, wanting to refute, but Phoebe's words hit his pain point, but he still felt that Chuck liked to ridicule as much as he did, and Zhenxiang was definitely not a kind person's fragrance, so he shrugged, Take a page from Chuck: "As long as you're happy."

Seeing him like this, Phoebe pouted unhappily.

"Then there is still hope that my movie will continue to be made?"

The future famous movie star Joey regained his hope, and finally couldn't help interrupting everyone and reintroducing the topic to the issue he was most concerned about.

"You didn't need to worry in the first place."

Chuck looked at him: "That movie stars Al Pacino. Even if something happens to the Gambino family, there will always be someone willing to take over. Don't you know Al Pacino's influence?"

"I know, I know so much!"

Joey finally relaxed and nodded repeatedly: "Al Pacino is the pride of us Italians. Since he played the role of The Godfather, he has even gained the respect of all Italian mafia, as if he has become the real Godfather. He will always be my idol. As long as If he is willing to film, there will always be someone willing to invest!"

"Looking forward to your performance."

Chuck looked at Joey's face.

"This is irony!"

Chandler, who had been paying attention to Chuck, jumped up when he saw this and waved his fingers to express his emotions: "I'm sure!"

Everyone looked at him, and then all looked at Chuck, their eyes asking, is what Chandler said true?

"what a shame."

Chuck looked at Chandler: "You are really talented in comedy. When you get to the crime scene, you will definitely create more interesting joys."

Chandler didn't have his eight-fold ability to observe micro-expressions. Even if he had, he wouldn't have been able to observe Chuck's inner thoughts. But Chandler was right twice in a row, with Phoebe and Joey being so funny. Even though Chandler couldn't see it either, he felt it.

"..."

Phoebe and Joey's smiles suddenly froze.

So Chandler was right, Chuck was really messing with them and they had no idea.

"I knew it!"

Chandler was overjoyed.

Although he felt it vaguely, he couldn't understand the plot at all, so he wasn't sure.

Now that Chuck affirmed him, how could he be unhappy.

And he was finally not the only one being teased by the prank!

Chuck raised his hand and looked at the watch on his hand.

"Okay, it's too late, let's go back."

Monica understood immediately, stood up and clapped her hands, blowing everyone away like a chicken.

"Are we going to do another experiment?"

Science experiment enthusiast Joey Tribbioni winked as he walked outside.

"Future big stars, go back and work on your acting skills."

Monica glared at him.

Joey walked away smiling and making various expressions. It was obvious that he had mastered this. He truly felt that this opportunity to appear with Al Pacino would be an important turning point in his acting career.

"what are you doing?"

Monica looked over immediately when she saw Joey, Phoebe, and Rose walking out, while Chandler slumped down on the sofa in a grand manner.

"Not urgent."

Chandler joked: "Anyway, you guys can't finish brushing your teeth, taking a shower, etc. for an hour or two. At this time, I just want to ask Chuck about the true meaning of humor..."

Before he finished speaking, a pillow was thrown at his face.

Chandler caught the pillow and was about to continue joking when he caught a glimpse of Monica's dangerous eyes. He immediately jumped up, opened his hands half-raised in a gesture of surrender, twisted around and walked out with a proud smile on his face. .

This is his humor!

Rachel burst out laughing.

Ever since Chuck and Monica conducted the experiment, brushing his teeth has become a well-known joke. If it were any other man, only his girlfriend would object to forcing him to brush his teeth. How can a boyfriend insist on letting his girlfriend brush her teeth? This is probably because he doesn’t want to live his life. .

But when it came to Chuck and Monica, not only did they say this, but brushing their teeth was just the beginning. Chuck's cleaning list was so detailed.

That’s right!

Chuck has a special list of how to clean himself, which Rachel and the others stole from Monica and saw with their own eyes.

That's amazing.

Seeing that Monica was willing to accept this, Rachel and the others had to sigh, tit for tat, it's not that the time has come.

I think back then, among their old friends, Monica was the one with the uncomfortable obsessive-compulsive disorder. Phoebe was Monica's roommate before. Because she couldn't stand Monica like this, she would rather move back to I live with my grandmother in my grandmother's apartment, and I don't want to be a roommate with Monica.

In the world of American TV series, moving back home to live with relatives is the greatest last resort, which is enough to show what Monica, who is obsessive-compulsive, has pushed Phoebe into.

But it was Monica like this who now met Chuck, which made those who had been persecuted by Monica's "bad habits" feel pity for Monica.

"Chandler, wait for me. I remember Mrs. Bing came over to bring you something last time. I'm okay."

Rachel, who was smiling and sighing, met Monica's murderous eyes and immediately chased Chandler.

This is not the first time Chuck has done experiments here. After the first gossip and curiosity, Rachel no longer wants to stay here and feel uncomfortable.

Seeing that everyone left in good faith, Monica smiled with satisfaction and was about to go to the bathroom to wash up. When she saw Chuck taking off his glasses, she immediately stopped him: "Don't take them off, keep them on!"