American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Let go!"

"You apologize!"

"If you don't let me go, I'm going to go crazy!"

"Come on! I'm not a rotting dinosaur skeleton buried in the ground."

Ross was controlled by Phoebe by twisting his ears, and he was saying harsh words, but it was of no use.

After all, Phoebe is not his sister Monica, so he has to take some real violence into account...well, that's how he is mentally constructed.

The real reason, such as his cowardice, he would not think about that.

Fortunately, he is the best at psychological construction.

"Why are you so funny?"

Chandler waved his middle finger at Chuck for a moment, smiled at the hilarious scene of Ross being restrained by Phoebe, and then turned his attention back to Chuck.

"Because I also have a tragic life experience."

Chuck said calmly: "With your growth experience, you use self-deprecation and ridicule to defend yourself. If you insist on saying that I am funnier than you, then it only means that I am worse than you."

"...Can you be worse than me?"

Chandler looked like he had sold his body to bury his father when he met Tang Bohu: "My father turned into my mother, and they fought hard on Thanksgiving night to fight for our family's maid. Then they got divorced, and my father followed a man who played the piano. He ran away. My mother got married and remarried. The Liu Bei novel she wrote was an enlightenment reading for all my classmates. Regardless of gender, they would have weird expressions when they saw me. Some had twinkling eyes, some were blushing, some were ashamed, and some were straight. My mother I often expose some of my teenage secrets in interviews, which makes it impossible for me to meet people... Who can be worse than me?"

Chuck was silent and pondered for a long time.

"What is he doing?"

Rachel pushed Monica curiously.

"Shh!"

Monica immediately signaled to be silent and suppressed her excitement and said: "He should be doing some psychological construction and recalling his tragic past."

"Well, why are you so excited?"

Rachel was stunned and looked at Monica's shaking body.

"This is the first time that Chuck has revealed his past, and maybe even the first time that his emotions have been exposed. This is so important to me..."

Monica couldn't help but trembled as she spoke. After speaking, she deliberately lowered her voice and said in a voice that only Rachel could hear: "And I need to pee."

"..."

Rachel rolled her eyes speechlessly.

Chandler was on the verge of a formidable enemy, and he heard what Monica said before. He admitted that he was not as good as Chuck in all aspects, and even the humor he was best at was somewhat suppressed. Although it was a bit unpleasant to compare him to others, he still If his life experience is worse than miserable, what's the point?

Under the attention of everyone, Chuck pondered for a long time and slowly spoke: "You are indeed worse off than me."

"..."

Everyone's lips twitched.

That's it?

This has been brewing for a long time?

"OMG!"

Chandler felt the deepest feeling. He subconsciously dragged out his voice and once again uttered his ex-girlfriend's classic lines, mocking himself: "You are really funnier than me!"

Monica was the most disappointed, but she didn't say anything and ran directly to the bathroom.

"What's wrong with her?"

Ross didn't want to have his ears pinched all the time and wanted to change the subject. He didn't hear what Monica said later, and he really didn't understand why Monica acted so exaggeratedly.

"Chuck and Chandler were so funny that Monica peed herself laughing."

Rachel explained, she couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter.

"Since I am worse than you and worse than anyone else, why are you still funnier than me?"

Chandler laughed at himself: "Isn't this bullying the poor people?"

"This is indeed a ruthless, shameless and unreasonable world."

Chuck nodded: "But if you really need a reason, I can give you one. Although you are the worst, I know your worst experience. You don't have to empathize with it, you just need to borrow it. Those comedy masters don't have to use all of them. I can only interpret the tragedy he performed by experiencing it again. I know your story, and I also know the tragic stories of many other people that you can't imagine. The quality and total quantity are higher than yours. To a certain extent, how can you Are you worse off than me?"

"……All right."

Chandler paused, thought for a moment, and agreed with this statement.

He knew that Chuck was a detective handling cases, and he must have seen all kinds of tragedies. Although he was the worst, it was only in the weirdest way, and he had not seen any blood. To be honest, in terms of how tragic it was, it was actually worse than Not as good as the survivors and families of those tragedies.

"I have an idea."

Although Chandler agreed with this statement, he was still a little unconvinced. Suddenly his eyes lit up: "Can you take me with you next time you handle a case? I want to try what you said. The more I watch, will I feel better? Miserable, and stimulate my comedy talent."

"You want to go to the crime scene?"

Chuck glanced at him.

"I wanna go!"

Chandler nodded: "Actually, I have always had this idea. Daily life limits my imagination. I remember that the most exciting experience I had was taking the subway late at night. I was so sleepy that I fell asleep. As a result, I slept past the station and arrived at Brook. Lin, and then...I came back alive."

"It's really exciting and thrilling!"

Chuck nodded.

Brooklyn is an area where African Americans gather, and this is New York. The late night subway is simply a paradise for criminals. A gay boy like Chandler, who has not tasted the joyful experience of a free America that averages 2 nights a day, will probably be raped. A homeless man who had nothing but himself was shot on the subway.

"Right?"

Chandler was very happy to see that Chuck recognized him: "But they keep laughing at me, but you still understand me, Chuck."

Chuck didn't refuse outright.

The reason why he often hangs out with his six old friends, apart from 777 Monica at the beginning, is that being with them is the most important thing. It can not only exercise his social tolerance, but also improve it through laughter and laughter. Growth of the Yang point.

Although it is not as comprehensive as the double increase in positive points when fighting against Little Sheldon, the positive points increase much faster than when staying with other people.

Think about it, this is the power of comedy.

And Chuck isn't the only one who likes it.

Thinking of this, he raised his decorative black-rimmed glasses, nodded and said: "Next time there is a case, if you have time, you can go and take a look."

"marvelous!"

Chandler was overjoyed. This time the waving finger was no longer his middle finger, but his index finger.

"Can I come too?"

Joey couldn't help but interjected: "You know, I am an actor, and I am a professional. I need to experience these situations more than Chandler's hobby of comedy, so that I can receive similar movies in the future."

Seeing that Chuck seemed indifferent, Joey added: "By the way, my agent just got me a good role with Al Pacino. You also know that Al Pacino is best at movies like The Godfather. , there will definitely be some cases in it. If I can go and see it with my own eyes, I will definitely be able to better understand and play this role well. This may be the turning point in my acting career, please!"

"good."

Chuck glanced at Joey.

"real?"

Joey was overjoyed and couldn't believe that Chuck actually agreed to him, because in his eyes, Chuck didn't feel so easy to talk to him.

Although he requested it, he didn't really have high hopes.

"What you said makes sense."

Chuck nodded.

"right?"

Joey pursed his lips and nodded, smiling very proudly.

Look at Chandler and Ross, Chuck has always been the only one who has left others speechless, but now he is convinced by Chuck.

This is the power of an actor!

"Is there any recent case that we can go take a look at?"

Joey said cheerfully.

"There happens to be a big case."

Chuck said: "You are also of Italian descent. Do you know the Gambino family?"

"this."

Joey smiled: "Why did you suddenly talk about the Gambino family?"

"Do you know the Gambino family?"

Phoebe, the big girl on the street, looked at Joey in surprise.

She had been living on the streets back then, and she was very aware of the Gambino family in New York.

"I do not recognize."

Joey shook his head: "But we are all Italians in New York. Who doesn't like the movie Godfather? The Gambino family is a bit like the Godfather family in New York, and I heard that the new movie made by Al Pacino this time is... There is investment from their family...but this is hearsay, I don’t know whether it is true or not.”

"What a pity."

Phoebe tilted her head and smiled: "I thought you knew that kind of big shot."

"Phoebe!"

Ross looked at Phoebe in disbelief: "That's a gangster family, and you want to know them?"

"uh-huh?"

Phoebe replied with a nasal voice and said with a smile: "You haven't meant to look down on me yet? Now you know how powerful I am, right?"

"..."

Rose's mouth twitched, but first his ears were twisted by Phoebe, and now he saw Phoebe's domineering attitude, and he was really a little scared.

"Chuck, why are you talking about the Gambino family?"

Monica had already come out. After hearing this, she looked at Chuck worriedly.

"They are suspected of tax evasion."

Chuck said calmly: "As a consultant to the IRS, I assisted in handling this case. Gambino Jr. has been arrested."

"What?"

Joey was shocked and stammered: "You, you arrested Mr. Gambino Jr.?"

"right."

Chuck nodded: "This is the latest case, just right for you to experience. I will take you there to take a look tomorrow."

"no no."

Joey's face turned pale and he waved his hands repeatedly.

He is a professional actor, and professionalism is everything. He should have made every effort to enhance his performance, but he really doesn't want to be a walk-on all the time, let alone a dead walk-on.

"Why?"

Chuck said seriously: "Aren't you going to make Al Pacino's new movie? Is there any better opportunity for you to experience the atmosphere in the movie than going to the Gambino family to investigate the case?"

Joey: "..."

"Okay, stop teasing Joey."

Monica said angrily: "Look, Joey is so scared."

"Aren't you going?"

Chuck nodded and looked at Chandler again: "Then it looks like only the two of us are going."

"What I said just now is too much. In fact, my life is full of all kinds of excitement."

Chandler said sternly: "And I don't like comedy as much as I said. Otherwise, why would I still be forced to live in a cubicle as a worker? I would have long ago pursued my dream as a comedian."