American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Hi."

Joey walked in moodily.

"Look, the Italian guy is coming!"

Chandler, as always, immediately used the material he just learned, and waved his hand at Joey teasingly, gesturing for everyone to look at Joey.

"Got it, Italian guy's gay roommate."

Phoebe scoffed.

"That's enough, this is the normal reaction when people hear about the death of others! It's not the first thing they think of money, nor the first thing they think of themselves! It's the first thing they feel is regret! Just like Joey!"

Monica lectured everyone, her eyes lingering on Rachel and Chandler for a while.

Rachel, who thought of money first, lowered her head.

The first time he thought that he would die alone, Chandler sat on the sofa helplessly, not caring about Monica's gaze.

Joey first puffed up his chest under Monica's approving gaze, and then asked the key question: "Who died?"

"..."

Monica's mouth twitched: "You don't know that Mr. Harker passed away? Then why do you look miserable?"

"well."

When he mentioned this, Joey grimaced and said hesitantly: "My movie role is bad."

"What?"

"Oh no! We're still waiting to see your face on the big screen."

Old friends immediately expressed disappointment.

"Why?"

Ross was confused, glanced at Chuck, and said pointedly: "Is there something wrong with the movie because the Gambino family was investigated?"

Everyone immediately looked at Chuck.

"Ah yes!"

Joey's eyes lit up and he stretched out his finger: "That's it."

"is that so?"

Chuck looked at Joey.

"I'm not so sure either."

Joey originally wanted to nod directly, but when he met Chuck's calm gaze, he suddenly looked away with a guilty conscience: "That's what the gossip said."

"That must be the reason."

Ross had always disliked Chuck, so he immediately encouraged him: "Joey's acting skills are so great, but he just lacked an opportunity. Now that he has passed the interview and the agent has made the decision, even if he wanted to pursue Joey, he would have signed him long ago. Apart from the fact that the movie suddenly stopped filming because of funding, what other reasons could there be? This is an important turning point in Joey's career."

"As far as I know, the movie is still being shot."

Chuck nodded and said: "If this is true, it means that someone is laundering money in the name of making a movie. I will ask the IRS agents to follow up."

"Don't."

Joey was startled, and quickly waved his hand and said, "I just heard that those are rumors and may not be accurate."

"You're wrong."

Chuck shook his head: "Rumors are the most accurate. Haven't you seen that all kinds of heavyweight information are anonymous internal gossips? Don't worry, these things will be checked accurately. They are the most professional."

"I was wrong! I lost that role!"

Joey couldn't hold it in any longer and told the truth directly: "The director fired me!"

"What?"

Ross was stunned: "Why?"

"Because I acted too hard..."

Joey hesitated and wanted to cover it up for the last time: "My idea is that my character is very sad. His wife is dead and his brother is missing. I want to show quiet despair. Is this wrong?"

While talking, there was also a performance on the spot.

"The understanding is very good, and the acting is also very good."

Ross was puzzled.

"right!"

Joey was very happy with Ross's recognition and pointed at Ross: "It's a pity that the director didn't give me a chance to express myself. He only told me not to squeeze my butt muscles."

“What does this have to do with glute muscles?”

Chandler mocked casually: "It's your face, not your butt."

"this……"

Joey hesitated immediately.

"No way?"

Rachel was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter: "You're not playing the role of buttocks, are you?"

"All right."

Seeing that he had leaked the information, Joey had no choice but to tell the truth: "I was acting as a butt substitute, but it was Al Pacino's buttocks. When he was filming the shower scene, I was actually filming."

Having said this, he clasped his hands to Chuck and begged: "This is the truth of the matter. You must not let the IRS come to investigate, otherwise my acting career will be completely over."

People in the entertainment industry know everything, but they can’t stand up to scrutiny.

If he was targeted by the IRS because of Joey, then Joey would be completely famous in this industry, but it would be a bad reputation that he would never be able to get around again.

"ok."

Chuck nodded.

"thanks, thanks."

Joey was overjoyed.

"You're welcome."

Chuck said bluntly: "I only care about Al Pacino's butt face."

"Butt face?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"People are famous for their faces, but you are almost famous for your butt. Your butt face is really worthy of your reputation."

Chandler teased.

"Oh, you made me laugh so hard."

Rachel held her waist, hugged Phoebe and laughed.

"..."

Joey's face turned completely dark.

When he received this role, he had a premonition that he would be laughed at by his friends, but he did not expect that only a small part of him would receive such a shameful nickname.

"do not be angry."

Monica tried hard to hold back her laughter and explained to Joey for Chuck: "My little cousin is called that by his mother at home. It's also a affectionate nickname."

"It doesn't matter."

With a grimace on his face, Joey walked over to Chandler, sat down, and followed Chandler's example, showing an expression of despair.

"Don't be like this. There will be another chance next time. We all believe you will be popular."

Monica comforted.

"I hope so."

Joey said in frustration: "I just want to play the role well. This time even the butt substitute was fired. Next time I really have to show my face, can I really play it well?"

"Of course."

Chandler joked: "Acting is all about your face. If you don't show your face and want to use your buttocks to show the feeling of your face, it's obviously the most difficult challenge from the beginning."

Having said this, he slapped his forehead and pretended to suddenly realize: "I have a solution. If you asked Chuck to help you draw a face on your butt, it would be much easier. With the strength of your butt face and It’s unique and will definitely become an instant hit.”

Rachel and the others couldn't hold back their laughter again.

Joey angrily glared at Chandler, his good roommate next to him.

Chuck glanced at Chandler.

"Okay, don't be sad."

Monica smoothed things over and said, "Joy, whatever you want to eat, I'll make it for you right now."

"I want fried chicken bro!"

When it came to food, Joey immediately felt relieved.

For him, the most important things in life are two things, heart and food. Acting and becoming famous are just for making big money so that he can pursue these two things.

"That being said, I also want to eat fried chicken bro."

"Me too. Although Fried Chicken Brothers is not as famous as KFC, I have to say it tastes better and the price is cheaper than KFC."

"It was built step by step from a small place like New Mexico. Now it has the second largest number of branches after KFC. It must be strong."

Everyone gets excited when they mention Fried Chicken Brothers.

"Okay, let's eat fried chicken bro."

Monica saw that everyone wanted to eat, so she picked up the phone and dialed. This was not the first time they ordered takeout from Fried Chicken Brothers.

After ordering the meal, Monica asked Chuck in a low voice: "What do you want to eat?"

"No way?"

Rachel complained: "Forget it brothers eating fried chicken together, do you still want to cook it for Chuck alone?"

"Chuck doesn't eat this junk food."

Monica explained.

"Does that mean we're all eating garbage?"

Ross was looking weird.

"It's purely personal preference, just be happy with it."

Chuck glanced at Ross and then said to Monica, "I want Kung Pao Chicken."

"..."

Everyone was stunned at first, and then couldn't hold back the laughter. They looked at Chandler, whose face was ashen, and saw Chandler jumping up and shouting: "No eating Kung Pao Chicken! No mentioning Kung Pao Chicken!" "

"Hahaha."

Rachel rubbed her belly and laughed: "Chuck, did you do it on purpose? Ouch, ouch, you made me laugh so hard."

"No."

Chuck shook his head, and under Chandler's fixed gaze, he said seriously: "I like Eastern cuisine. After every case, I really want to eat a piece of Kung Pao Chicken."

"Hahaha!"

Another roar of laughter.

If everyone was still unsure at the beginning, as soon as these words came out, even though Chuck remained expressionless as always, everyone clearly sensed Chuck's teasing and teasing.

You know, not long ago, Chandler's mother, Mrs. Bing, came to see her son and was interviewed on TV. She said this classic saying in public: "Every time afterward, I really want to eat Kung Pao Chicken~"

Chandler's face turned green at the time, and he yelled at his mother who was chatting on the TV: "You have revealed too much information."

At this moment, Chandler's face turned green again, he looked at Chuck in surprise, and laughed at himself: "Don't tell me that you became my new father?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone laughed even harder.

And Monica smiled, and suddenly felt something was wrong. She had met Mrs. Bin. Although she was over fifty, no matter it was her age-old beauty, proud figure, charming temperament, or celebrity His identity has completely overshadowed many young and beautiful girls, and even they are envious of him.

She suddenly didn't feel funny anymore.

Chuck just looked at Chandler without speaking.

"No!!!"

Chandler also stared at Chuck. After staring at each other for a while, he couldn't bear it anymore and let out a cry of terror.

"I know I corrected you that you should shout MA when you're scared!"

Chuck said: "But it's more appropriate to call ba right now."

"Hahaha."

This time only Rachel and Phoebe were laughing.

Needless to say, Chandler and Monica are concerned about their vital interests. Ross despises (envy) (envy) Chuck from the bottom of his heart. Joey is still a kind person. He laughed a few times and quickly covered his mouth. .

"You're still laughing!"

Chandler looked at Rachel and Phoebe sadly.

"calm down."

Phoebe smiled and waved her hand: "Chuck was just joking. Who told you to let him paint Joey's butt before?"

When she said this, she gave Chandler a secret wink, which meant: "Chuck is a small-minded person."